The Rock biopic when?>Year 2040>5 time oscar winner and 50th president of the united states Dwayne Johnson dies of a stroke in the white house, uttering "stinkydinky" as his last words>the mysterious word stirs up a media frenzy>NYT dispatches woodward and bernstein to find out the meaning of it>series of flashbacks starts from Dwayne's childhood>shows him being groomed as a child to become a pro wrestler>WWE locker room antics as he gets bullied for being a baby face>heel turn and working his way up to wrestlemania >him selling out to make a name for himself in Hollywood>wrestling fans rejecting him for selling out as he becomes more and more of a corporate stooge>him making a bid for politics by appearing on joe rogan>becoming senator, attending lavish dinner parties and cutting ties with all his old wrestler friends because they ruin his image (there's a scene of him having his aide turn down stonecold's podcast invitation)>eventually becomes US president>Woodward and Bernstein give up after interviewing a bunch of people to no avail>as his stuff is being thrown away we see a random dirty sock>white house staffers toss it in the trash>it's actually mankind's mister. socko>flashback of them rehearsing an event and mankind sticking it in the rock's mouth>"god what is that, take that stinkydinky out of my mouth">his last thoughts were of the only time in his life when he felt true happiness
>>216046668Pebble has the fakest, most artificial personality in hollywood. Everything he does is carefully planned for PR. Good luck with a biopic about a guy who has been a charisma vacuum for 20+ years
>>216046668This but it’s “roodypoo”. it’s his nickname for his manager/brother in laws asshole. there’s a flashback of him eating his crust when his wife walks in on them and demands a divorce>his last thoughts were of the only time where he didn’t have to hide
>>216046705That's the point. It's a satire like how Kane was a satire of Hearst
why hasn't he been on yet?
>>216046668You had me at stinkydinky
