>hello mark, for your unforgivable crime of skipping your job i have injected poison and covered you in inflammable jelly, now you must walk on broken glass and use a tiny candle to illuminate the room for clues to open the safe for the antidotei still don't get why he deserved such bullshit for faking he was sick
>Steve, you refused to do overtime twice in a row. Do you feel guilty?
>>216046714I thought in USA you can take a sick day. they combine sick and holiday pay?
>you survived a car crash but didn't appreciate your life enough>i put you in a box full of barbed wire, you have 30 minutes to crawl out of it>make your choice
>>216046714He didn't. The point of Amanda's games was that they were unwinnable bullshit and that she'd completely misunderstood what Jigsaw was about.
>You forgot to tip your supervisor.
>>216046714i have to work twice as hard every second day because of cunts faking sick with online doctors certs so i do get it
>betrum, you removed a plastic cover on your milkshake and then put the straw directly into the drink, wasting the lid's purpose. for that you will have hammer drills lined up with your major bones and a string tied to your dick. if you get a boner during that french film with the teenaged clam bumpers, the drills will start boring holes in you.
>>216046714Him faking his sickness to scam insurance companies mocked Jigsaws actual cancer situation.
>>216046714These movies were never "smart" or particular good. People just fall for the marketing every time they release one of these slop cash grabs. The punishments have always been bullshit from the very first entry to the most recent. In the latest one a lady has to literally cut her leg off and suck out bone marrow to deactivate the trap. She cuts her leg off and still gets decapitated anyway because, oh get this, she took too long.>>216047274
>>216047465Generally yeah. I think the only employers that I've seen have separate sick time and PTO are employers with only unpaid sick time. Most employers, including the "good" ones, just have one PTO category that you use for both sick time and vacation/time off. For a while, companies would pretend that there was a little bit of extra time added since they're combined, but I think they've largely dropped that act by now.
>>216047627This is always your cope but there's zero proof this was a game by Amanda. This was before she was even introduced as a villain, she was only a survivor. The traps have always been bullshit. Which would have been fine if the series didn't keep trying to say Jigsaw "never really killed anyone" and actually allowed the detectives to make progress and survive.
>anon, for wasting your life gooning you must crawl through a pipe filled with the equivalent amount of spent cum>these are cum samples from the STD clinic
>>216047688KEK
>>216047465No sick days here, we have to generate revenue for israel and niggers
>>216046714>"two people fucked each other 32 years ago and you were born (without your consent) because of it (action that are driven by lust); and now you said that you hate your life because you have to work to corporation from 8 to 5 while getting wagie level payment at the same time and had no girlfriend because you are balding? That's it, i'll rip your belly out and let those jugular fell down one by one, lets see if you want to appreciate your life or something"
>>216046714>Steve, you owed a whole month's of flex time over the Christmas period and WHERE WERE YOU? You have committed the ultimate sin of laziness by not complying with the company policy and YOU WILL PLAY THIS GAME
>Smoking?>Big mistake, incel. Now you must hold your breath longer than this fit guy or I will crush your lungs
>Anon, for the crime of not having a gf, I sentence you to being alone for the rest of your life
>>216048109They actually did that in one of the movies.
>>216047889> you were born (without your consent) Is there a more jewish statement in existence?
>>216048136I remember signing a t&c form that god gave me after seeing my parents fucked each other before he put my soul in my mother's belly
>You once cut the lunch line back in first grade. Now cut your dick off with a rusty spoon
>>216048132>Do you remember when you reported your boss's sexual assault to a labor board instead of HR? Not a team player. Maybe you would appreciate the value of cooperation more... to complete a three-legged race through a hallway of razor-wire jump ropes
Anon, Do you remember when you were 7 years old and took an extra cookie from the cookiejar? Well, as you can see you are in a giant cookiejar and a metal hand will crush you for lying to your mommy
>>216046714>Jigstein killer punishes those who didnt put in enough effort in the shekel machineoy vey
>>216047823>gooningMasturbating*
>Anon you have been illegally torrenting movies and tv-shows for decades. Whenever the download was finished you stopped the task and exited the torrent client. Never in your life did you think about seeding for other people. This kind of selfish act could not go unpunished. I've put a grenade inside your asshole, the key is behind your eye. Here is a small metal spoon. Live or die, the choice is yours.
>i've never murdered anyone in my life, the choice is up to them>now, four out of the six of you will die on this carousel from a shotgun blast to the chest>no, there is literally no way in the rules or otherwise to save all six people>now make your """choice"""
>>216049676>i've never murdered anyone in my lifeHe literally slices the throat of an officer himself Assassins Creed style
>You once said "you too" to the cute girl at the counter when she gave you your order. To be honest I couldn't come up with a punishment for this, long day and all, you know lol, so the sheer amount of cringe from the memory should be enough. Live or die or whatever, I'm going for a nap.
>>216047823Why would an STD clinic have cum samples
>Anon, when you went and got a sub from subway you only tipped 15%. You say you meant to hit the 20% but your finger supposedly slipped. Despite having change in your pocket to make up the 5% difference you did not offer it to the east indian worker. Instead you selfishly went home and enjoyed your Italian BMT with house sauce.>Well as you can see, I've placed a bundle of dynamite into the first 5% of your colon. The fuse is lit, and you will have as many seconds to solve the Riemann conjecture equal to the percentage you tipped that front line worker.>Live or die Anon, it's your choice.
>>216049814Self defense
>>216049814He lived
>hello anon. You actually never did anything wrong in your life but since you're vaguely associated with this guy who once didn't return $0.10 change, you'll be put into the goatse machine that will stretch your ass until you're split apart unless he can cut off his own penis and drain a liter of cum from the stump
Didn't he get mad at his apprentice for making unescapable traps?
why is jiggsaw such a big baby? >nooooo I have cancer so everyone else must sufferThis is child level behaviour
>>216048848I hate how everyone assumes everyone on the internet is Indian now
>spend your whole life doing good deeds and inspiring others>gets kidnapped and placed in a death trap>can’t do anything to escape. Your fate is in the hands of a rando>the rando has 20 seconds to cut off his dick or else you will be dropped inside a giant blender
Why did Jigsaw never get put in a painful trap himself? That would have been satisfying to see play out. That retarded boomer getting a taste of his own medicine.
>>216050876Jiggy C will instantly let you out of his traps if you defeat him in a rap battle, you never see this in the movies because everyone knows it's impossible.
I never understood why people have a problem with thisIt's pretty clear in the movies that he's batshit insane and grasping at straws
>>216051067he's just giga coping due to having cancer and wants other to suffer
>>216049961Purely for this game
>hello anon I have cancer>you die now>make choice>jk, die
Your honor my client was merely providing a service that has been enjoyed by many members of our community in the form of escape rooms. Mr. Lankowski... I'm sorry, Miss Honeysuckle as he, I mean she, wished to be known, made a valid choice from the two offered: live or die. He, I mean she, chose to die. My client holds no responsibility for this, as there was no pressure applied one way or the other. In fact, I have statistics that indicate that Miss Honeysuckle's demographic holds a whopping 41 % probabilty of making this same choice, much higher than the average population perhaps, but still less than half, the odds were on his, I mean her, side to LIVE, and my clinet was perfectly rational in assuming such a choice.
It is honestly crazy to me how it's fully legal to do this shit because the traps are escapable. Maybe he'd get done for kidnapping but not for murder.
>>216051198>Remember when you cheated on your wife with the hot 20yo coworker?>In two decades you will burn in a lake of fire forever How's that different?
>>216047804>Kramer was an unhinged schizo with brain damage so his reasons were bullshit>Amanda was a stupid druggie who missed the whole point so her traps and reasons were bullshit>Hoffman was a buttmad control freak so his everything was bullshitI'd like to see a killer who can make Kramer's retarded philosophy work but sadly it seems beyond the reach of the screenwriters who write this shit
>>216051580Yep. Literally any decent lawyer would have no problem getting the murder charge/charges thrown out
>>216050895Boomer mentality, you're living a jigsaw trap since you were born btw
you cant say he didnt cut his neckand it was the only thing to put him in jail, other things were legal
>>216051777>he didnt cut his neckThe knife did that
>>216050895wrong. you see, they don't suffer. after gouging out their own eyes or cutting off a limb they gain new appreciation for life!
Didn't the singer from Linkin Park have to rip off his entire back skin to steer a car or something? Even if he managed to do that, there's no way you survive that
>>216047465Everyone at my company has unlimited pto they are just too bitchmode to use it.
>>216050948In case this isn't what you were complaining about yourself, just look up indian %/raw number -> access to the internet since the year 2000.
>>216051777It could've been anyone in that cloak.
>>216051618One is my fetish, the other isn't
>>216049676Not a Kramer trap.
>>216049934top lel
>>216046714>Hello Chris, because you refuse to tip, vote or down on girls I, etc. etc.
>>216049550>I've put a grenade inside your asshole, the key is behind your eyethey key to what??
>>216052461The key to Dead Man's Chest
>>216052461the assjole key
>>216051837No he had to escape a razor noose for singing about being raped by kikes in the music industry. Jigsaw was one of them.
>>216051837the later traps were unbeatable made by hoffman
>>216047889>>216048230Non-white hands typed this
>>216046714>inflammable jellyThat was nice of jigsaw to protect him from the fire
>>216047739I’m glad jigsaw is out there defending the insurance companies
