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Sam Hyde: in his own words 11/20/25(Thu)00:11:47 No.216046735

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Sam Hyde: in his own words Anonymous 11/20/25(Thu)00:11:47 No.216046735

I'm addicted to gay porno and proud of it. If I don't spend at least five hours a day gooning and edging to other men getting their rocks off with each other, I consider the day to be wasted. Since Extreme Peace flopped hard for being unfunny garbage, I've been living with my parents who live in fear of me because I regularly beat them up for no reason. I get high as balls on computer duster and poppers and watch Barney, Caillou, My Little Pony, and snuff films all day. I go to gay fetish bars seven nights a week. I have never done an honest day's work in my entire life. I had a conjugal visit earlier this year with my good friend Nick Bate at prison in Pennsylvania and I caught a disease, but I don't even care because I'm a bugchaser and I'm trying to spread it around to all my fuckbuddies for the based and epic lulz and 4chan gold karma upvotes. I dream of a world where everybody is as unclean as me. I worship Charles Manson. Sometimes I shit my pants in public because I think it's funny. I live in fear of Harland. I live in fear of Hasan. I live in fear of Heidecker. I live in fear of the Hodge twins. I live in fear of idubbbz and I desire him sexually. I wear diapers and I'm a member of NAMbLA.
Sincerely,
Sam Hyde