>what if the real monster is... us!
>>216047537>depicts monsters with chiseled jaws and perfect male proportions to bait women into watching his slop
>>216047549kinda based desu. he knows women are suckers for that shit.
>frankenstein portrayed as innocent and kind>kills 6 men in the arctic for no reason (no it wasn't self defense you fag)
Midwit: the director
>Shape of Water is basically his version of Creature from the Black Lagoon>NIghtmare Alley is an adaptation>Pinocchio is an adaptation>Frankenstein is an adaptationWhen was the last time he came up with an original story? Pan's Labyrinth?
>>216047710del taco likes the arts and crafts side of movie making. i don't mind him adapting good stuff because the costumes and sets are good.
>>216047710>no Mountains of madness adaptationcome on del toro
>>216047537Pacific Rim, the first and only movie, was kino but otherwise he just loves the Other and that is cringe.
>>216047710There’s nothing wrong with that. Kubrick’s majority of films were adaptations.
>le MASTER of modern horrorthis faggot made one good movie 30 years ago, pans labyrinth, and fucking hellboy capeshit. never understood the hype for him
>>216048373I didn't even know who he was until I started seeing his face shilled everywhere a few years ago with Pinocchio.
>What if white males below 6' were the monsters and 6'11 monstrous mystery meat creatures beyond the border with chiseled abs were the good guys all along?Damn ... it really do be like that sometimes.
>>216047537Hełboy 2 was about evil white people. I knew he is a hack then and there.
>>216047537yeah that was literally the point of the original frankenstein novel. not that you chuds have any media ltieracy.
>>216048714>Oscar Isaac is white now
>>216048755>Victor Frankenstein, fictional Swiss scientist, isn't white because Hollywood cast a nonwhite for the role
>>216047537>what if the real monster is... diet coke!
>>216047710If you assume adaptation = shit, then 95% of all "legendary" Japanese media, whether comics, anime, or video games, immediately go out the window.
>>216047626Which is so retarded. He took away the entire reason why he was after Victor in the book, which was him destroying his bride before reanimating her. In this stupid movie he’s just chasing him and blowing himself up with dynamite for fun
>>216048874Complete non-sequitur.>>216047710Crimson Peak
>>216047537>not me though>those OTHER people
>>216048781Literally just don't drink sodas, how hard can it be. I haven't touched a soda in 10 years.
>>216047782His script is terrible for a lovecraft story
>>216049882all his scripts that arent intended for teen adventure flicks are terrible
>>216049023Does victor still marry his sister? I never understood that in the book, was it to further highlight his immorality or was mary shelley just a freak?
>>216048373Everyone also immediately forgot he signed the polanski letter
>>216048373He's Burton replacement after he went completely shit, you can call it safe goth
>>216047537Jewish propagandaJewish propagandaJewish propaganda
>>216047537Trump needs to deport Del Taco and Jenna Ortega
You now remember that time he produced "a collection of the Oscar-winning filmmaker's personally curated stories, described as [equally] sophisticated and horrific." and it ended up being less scary than some Goosebumps episodes.
>>216047537>what if le fish fucks le woman...
>>216047537>what if the real monster is... white men!
>>216048724Ironically, it wasn't the point of the movie. The movie is about the relationship between creator and creation, father and son. Victor's father abused and forsook him and he did the same.
>>216048874Ok? I couldn't care less about gook media
>>216047626They would have just kept attacking him so it is self-defence because he does take damage and healing takes time
Am I the only one that preferred Kenneth Brannagh's Frankenstein to Del Toro's?? Apparently it wasn't well received when it came out but I thought it was decent.>Brannagh's is gritty and atmospheric>Del Toro set's and costumes look like plastic, the crap cgi and color grading dont help>Brannagh's monster isn't entirely innocent and is horrifying. Despite this the monster can still be sympathized with due to its circumstances>Del Toro's monster is a simple good boy who dindu nuffin (except kill a bunch of sailors for no reason)>Brannagh's Frankstein isn't cartoonishly evil or stupid like Del Toro's>Del Toro has to have the only girl in the movie want to fuck the monster (again). Its only compelling to ugly bitches on twitter (again)
>>216048373Pacific Rim was good.
>>216047537>be white and blue eyed>seethe about white peopleWhat causes this
>>216047537he said that like 5 or 6 times by now
>>216051062It's definitely better but the original Karloff Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein are the best versions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wRVfzaIRj8
>>216051087It gives them a sense of moral superiority but its all just performative. They're just useful idiots for rich people trying to flood the country with cheap workers
>>216047537I've decided recently that this guy is a complete hack.
>>216048104>what if Evangelion, BUT WORSE?
>>216051087>be whiteHe's not white. He's a jew. His genes scream and holler and strip all his white DNA and all his children will look orange skinned till that orange turns to brown.
>>216047626>Inflection point where Victor becomes the monster, hunting his creation in a crazed state >Actually the monster just starts murdering innocents and justifies his pursuit wat
>>216051249Evangelion is babby's first crash course philosophy slop that ripoffs superior tokusatsu shows and films. It's only popular because of Asuka and Rei. To a lesser extent Misato if you like drunk slobs.
>>216051087Being impartial and objective?
>>216047782After Frankenstein why would you want to see that?
>>216050899It's insane how these people literally live their lives believing everything is the exact opposite of reality.
>>216047766so credit his costumer, makeup artist and production designer
>>216050750She's not his biological sister and people just did shit like that back then
>FUCK THE AI! but bring in the awful indian netflix CGI, yes sir yes!bravo del Taco
>>216047537Woah. What if the real monster was not just man, but specifically a spanish civil war Franco fascist man?
>>216047782I always wonder if the people still asking for this have read the leaked script. You really want this to be turned into an action comedy where people quip while blowing up shoggoths and Cthulhu throwing a ship at the camera in 3D?
>>216052196Gringo hands wrote this. Where's your sense of life, motherfucker? You need to eat paella with your hands and enjoy the music, hombre!
>>216052215He lives in America and Canada, Del Taco is no better than a gringo himself.
