30 year old male, no friends, no girlfriend, and no job. Stays home all day playing video games.Differential diagnosis, go.
mouse bite deficiency
>>216047974Retarded shitposter, it explains all the symptoms.
>>216047974All that at 35.Thanks mom.
>>216047974>Cranky genius, edgelord, constantly flips off his patients, annoys his boss but gets away with it every time. Differential diagnosis, go.Medical student power fantasy. Seems consistent with all the features.
>>216047974He's a retard.
>>216047974I tried the fag drug
>>216047974>it's a truman feels like he had a good day if he was able to enjoy a video game for an hour+ and not just mindlessly browse internet all day episode
>>216047974Do i become cool like house if i get addicted to vicodin?
>>216048460house is cool because he’s an incredibily competent doctor despite everything, if he was jobless he’d be just a bitter old bum
maybe its lupis XD
>>216048485it's never lapisalso you're black.
>>216048485You are a black man.
I'm 32, got laid off a couple months ago. I was working in a factory sleeping 5 hours a night making 25 bucks an hour. Saved 80k but still can't buy a house. Need to start making 85k minimum for life to be viable. I got a gf but she barely ever texts me. She's always tired from work. I feel like she doesn't take my serious. Why should she? I don't have a job. But I do pay for almost all our dates. She still won't let me fuck her after 2 months. She gave me a few blowjobs and I fingerfuck her but she won't let me out it in. Probably cause I'm unemployed. I'm working on going back to school. I just don't know what a viable career path is anymore.
>>216047974This show is so poetic: he cures the others but can't cure himself.
>>216048799she hasn't fucked you? dump her bro, she's doing the bare mimimum to keep you around for attention, and she's probably actually getting fucked by other guys. You deserve better
>>216047974its legionnaires disease, huntingtons disease, sarcoidosis, uhh fungus from the carribean in his pussy and brain>foreman shut up, ur black so go steal a car
>>216048925oooof marone, wheres weinstien when you need him!?
>>216047974Severe case of white femoidosis.Start him on Asian waifus.
>>216048925peak wilde was something else, goddamn
Medical dramas are all psyops to entice bright young naive minds into becoming slavish caregivers to rich jews.
>>216047974Avoidant personality disorder
>>21604892510/1011/1010/10100/107/104/10
>>216048925For me, it's Cameron after doing drugs all night and fucking like a psycho
30 year male, big guy, lotta loyalty, wears a mask, at least he can talk.
>>216048941>he said this when asians birthrate is also dropping like a whore pant Except for jeets
>>216047974House, the patient won't take any meds, just send him home
>>216047974ever since I started balding i haven't left my house. my dad caused me the stress that made me bald, and told me "get over it" and wonders why I dont talk to him anymore
>>216047974Lupus
>>216047974>Dr Negrosheeeeit this nigga is just some based shitposter doe frfr
>>216049194>my dad caused me the stress that made me baldThat's not real.
>>216048799>always tired>never fucks>doesnt textbro she is cheating on you
>>216048925>proper milf >mid but alright>very nice>yikes>nice and ethnic>chinaman
>>216048429It's a Foreman get angry episode because Massa House treat a retarded black patient like any other retarded patient
>>216048925Imagine having them in your harem and breeding them.
>>216049285how the fuck is Cameron just "mid but alright", you dork?
>>216048925master's a cute
>>216047974
>>216049369not racist, just dont like 'er
>>216048799If a girl sucks you but doesn't fuck she's just playing with you.
>>216049194It's just hair. If you care so much about your looks, why don't you workout? Beats crying about your hair follicles (like a woman)
>>216047987
>>216048732>>216048744...this vexes me.
>>216049530The original is better, I don't like change
>>216047974clearly a homossexual
>>216049777no I'm not. I mean the patient isn't*** in fact he probably gets so much pussy he's just bored
>>216049796the trips confirm it. You are a faggot. Next patient.
I am 31 years old and I never even kissed a girl
>>216049933You're not missing out on much. Only the sweet intimacy and warmth of another persons lips followed by all kinds of touch during an embrace where for a moment you believe someone loves you.
>>216050009
>>216049933Why not
>>216050009you might as well tell me I'm missing out on flying through clouds on top of fire breathing dragons, yeah sounds cool but I'm so far removed from it that I can't even imagine it
>>216050296just went with the "dude chill don't worry it will happen" meme and of course nothing ever happened
I feel so sorry for straight men. It's pretty much impossible to "make it" nowadays with a single income. But modern women are all shallow and materialistic, that will drain your wallets and then ditch you for a black guy. I am a gayfag incel, so I'm not in that much of a different boat, but at least I could meet a responsible guy.
>>216047974he's black
>>216047974His ass fell asleep. He just needs to stand up and walk around for a couple minutes and it'll wake back up.
>>216047974Vax status?
>>216048799If you haven’t fucked her she is not your girlfriend.
>>216048799Ditch dat hoe
>>216050009please just kill me
>>216050451
>>216047974>30 year old male, no friends, no girlfriend, and no job. Stays home all day playing video games.You should quest for 30 year old female, no friends, no boyfriend, and no job, that stays home all day playing video games.There are such human females in this Milky Way galaxy.
>>216047974>no friendsMany friends, if you check them out, turn out to be just drinking buddies or workmates. Being deprived of alcohol and/or when you move to another job, these pseudofriends disappear from your life and completely lose interest in you.Besides, I believe that friendship has a time limit. Not every friendship lasts more than 40 years. Not every friendship lasts a lifetime. Many friendships are mortal.
>>2160489253 > 2 > 5 > 4
>>216049194You again? Stop blaming your dad for everything, especially in a Portuguese sword swallowing forum you massive bald bitch.
schizoid chads win again
>>216049198
>>216049194
>>216049236>>216049450>>216051596not even on this site am I safe from him GO FUCK YOURSELF DAD
>>2160489255/10, 8/10, 10/10, 6/10, 8/10, 0/10
>>216048799I remember you from /pol/
>>216047974PTSD from narcissistic parental figure, most likely father
>>216048799wow.
>>216047974But I have a job, who fucked I’m?
>>216048799Fucking get out of there lad
>>216047974alcoholism, vitamin deficiency
>>216049530>adding "this vexes me" to Foreman's final appearanceZoomers have zero subtlety.
>>216047974>literallymeismosis
>>216052214batman looking rough
>>216048799>Saved 80k but still can't buy a house.Why? Is your credit that bad? Hard to imagine you couldn’t find ANY house with a 80k down payment.>Need to start making 85k minimum for life to be viable.Just kill yourself already, you’ll never be happy.
>>216048799>have a gf>go on dates and see her in person regularly>doesn't engage in pointless texting for no reason>get blowjobs regularly (literally better than sex)What the fuck are you complaining about??? You won the gf jackpot!
>>216048799dump her. Get a job with your local municipality - something entry level in the off or something with a simple training course like the guy who shuts the water off to your house. Make 30-40 an hour, punch out at 430 everyday and collect a pension for the rest of your.
>>216049530soulless
>>216050350>then ditch you for a black guy.sorry to ruin your incel cuck fantasy but most white girls will not date a black guy
i too, am in this thread
>>216050451this vaxxes me
>>216053357>sorry to ruin your incel cuck fantasy but most white girls will not date a black guythis is true, it's really just either jewish or whatever other white envy race that try to push this wmbf shit, because you dont need to push the opposite. women are very racist and picky regarding their partners. men on the other hand will LITERALLY fuck anything with a hole. women are biologically racist, therefore in need of being propagated towards.
>>216048050>hurr durr why isn't this modernised shlock homes fantasy completely realisticyou are a black man
>>216054922who said anything about wanting realism, schizobro?
>>216047974It's autism
>>216047974I could never watch this because his American accent was atrocious and took me out of it. I was shocked years later when I heard people praising him for his awesome American accent and saying they never even realized he wasn't American
>>216052892I want to have an actual relationship and bond with her. And she only sucked my dick twice. It's msotly me rubbing her clit then trying to stick it in and being told "not yet"
>>216052652>Why? Is your credit that bad? Hard to imagine you couldn’t find ANY house with a 80k down payment.Nope. 720 credit and I got pre-approved for 250k. Guess what that got me? A fucking 1700 house with a cave full of raccoons in the basement, in a literal flood zone at the bottom of a hill. I don't want much but all the other homes were mobile home with a fucking 458 dollar a month HoA fee which ruined that.
>>216048799>She still won't let me fuck her after 2 months>Probably cause I'm unemployed.Girls will fuck unemployed drug dealers and wannabe djs bro you've been had
>>216055854You think the only way to have an actual relationship and bond is vaginal sex?
>>216049284It's weird though because she's the one who asked me to be her boyfriend and it's also only been 2 months and she introduced me to her parents. If she's fucking Tyrone why not jsut introduce him to them since they're basically liberals anyway?
>>216048799>2 monthsLiterally text her saying "do you want to have sex?". If it goes nowhere dump her. This is ridiculous in the sea of online dating where she is probably getting side sick why would you stick with that.
>>216055924I meant the texting. I only see her 2x a week so I'd like to keep in touch with text messages. She works long days in a lab but I used to as well and I'd still send texts to my ex gf more than once every 7 hours. If I took a piss I would PRIORITIZE texting my gf in the 2 minutes i had there. It jsut seems like basic relationship shit to me.
>>216055854>>216055940You know that some women are afraid that if they give a guy sex he'll just leave, right? She's probably trying to make sure you'll actually stick around before giving you the sex that you probably seem incredibly desperate for based on how you talk about it. I bet you're giving her major pump and dump vibes but she likes you enough to try to keep you around.
>>216055973>Literally text her saying "do you want to have sex?"What's crazy too is she asked me my favorite color and then said she had a surprise for me. That was over a month ago. Maybe I'll have to ask her about that again. I am 90 percent sure it was a sexual surprise. Probably a fucking strap-on but I'll ask. She told me I need to wear a condom when we fuck too which makes me think she's not on birth control.
>>2160489254 is perfect.
>>216055981You sound like all the needy clingy girlfriends I've ever ended up hating.
I am 33 and i feel completely lost in life. I have a good job and my own home. But i just feel lost, like i have no direction. Days and weeks just fly by and i achieve nothing, i just browse 4chan and watch films and before you know it, another year has passed and i'm just the same person. Doing the same shit, every day. I need to get some friends again or something because this shit just makes you feel empty.
>>216056006>Probably a strap onAnon if you are not shit posting. What exactly have you said and done to make your gf believe you want to a mistress type Dom relationship? Because that's what you would get. Possibly with a prolapsed anus too.
>>216056002It's been 2 months and I've taken her to two expensive events including a convention that I wouldn't ever take a woman to if I was trying to pump and dump her. I also posted pics of us on my social media and asked her if I could first. If that still seems like pump and dump then thats wild. But I get it.
>>216056002Terrible post. She is manipulating you and fucking other men. She probably gave anon a BJ because she was still sore from getting her back blown out earlier on
>>216056028Yeah my ex gf was the same way to me and maybe it fucked up my expectations for a relationship. I don't need us to be texting every 5 seconds but for fucks sake i am old now I'd like a serious relationship with a woman. I have a female friend I text more than my actual gf that feels fcked up. But what am I gonna do we want to talk about /pol/ shit ..>>216056066Nothing. I've acted as dominant in bed as I possibly can while being essentially a cuck who fingers her. I know she reads those romance books she has all over the place so idk what I need to emulate from those.
>>216056136>Emulating fantasyAnon. Are you actually diagnosed with something? I think you just made this scenario up. No woman would buy a strap on make you wait a month to use it on you and deny you sex unless she knew you where a sub/bisexual/closet case. So which is it?
>>216056136>I don't need us to be texting every 5 seconds but for fucks sake i am old now I'd like a serious relationship with a woman.The sign of a serious relationship is not needing to text constantly all day every day. That whole "texting her during every bathroom break" thing is infantile honeymoon period shit that shouldn't be happening in a long term serious relationship. Sit down and have some actual conversations about your relationship with her instead of whatever you're doing right now.
>>216056192I was joking about it being a strap on. It's probably lingerie. But she mentioned it over a month ago and then never did again. She also briefly called me "Daddy" but then stopped.
>>216056310You're probably giving her the ick with your clingy texting habits and constant needy obsession with sex.
>>216056233>infantile honeymoon period shit That's my point it's early on and we're trying to get to know each other so it'd be nice if we felt connected when we're apart. And even setting up dates with her is becoming a pain when sometimes I wonder if she's even gonna respond within the same day so I can make alternate plans if she can't hang out. She apologizes for not responding sometimes but then she's left me on read for 8 hours.
>>216056359So is 2 months early on or is it so long you can't believe she's not fucking you yet? Getting mixed signals here.
>>216056339Probably yeah. But I haven't asked her in a while. Usually we just start making out and then after a few minutes I start rubbing her clit til she cooms and then she is tired and then I go home. I stopped texting her good morning and shit. I stopped asking for sex. What am I supposed to do? Now it's on her to initiate everything and I feel like it makes me look like an even bigger beta bitch. I can't win it feels like. Idk what to do.
>>216056401It's early on for a relationship but after 2 months of dating a non virgin girl in her late 20s I figured we would have had sex if she was actually attracted to me. I can believe it, but what kind of guy spends 2 months of effort to pump and dump a girl?
>>216056101>She probably gave anon a BJ because she was still sore from getting her back blown out earlier onGod I hope this isn't true. But yeah she cooled off a lot. I wonder if she still has her dating apps installed. She told me she deleted them.
>>216056403Literally just talk to her about what you want out of the relationship and why you feel like you're not getting it and how you could both work toward it if she's on board with you. You need to stop being afraid of her breaking up with you, stop being afraid of possibly needing to break up with her, and stop being a passive-aggressive mopy woman about the whole thing. If you want a serious relationship, start building it. You're the man, that's your job.
>>216056737How do I bring that up? Like just ask her what she wants out of this directly? I can do that, it jsut feels like I'm trying to make things too serious too soon. I feel like the woman should be the one asking for the steps to commitment, if the man asks for those things it makes him look desperate.
