>You sick bitch! You sick bitch!!!! Stop it aaaah nooooo please!!!
>>216049527waiting for the vocaroo to be posted
>>216049557I never thought the vocaroo was funny. The thread itself is more funny because of how absurd it is for him to be complaining about something as amazing as this happening to him. I would cum in my pants before Ana de Armas even started to touch me if she came walking in dressed like a sexy schoolgirl.
>>216049527>guy tries to be loyal to his family>/tv/: reeeeeeeeeeeeee how dare he? i would fold without hesitation!
Those are some weird photo/portrait frames
Is this movie any good?
>>216049580I have jerked off to it like dozens of times so yeahWould be more amazing with more femdom scenes tho
>>216049568>Grown man gets overpowered by two teenage girlsMore shameful than being an adulterer.
The ages should have been reversed and the movie should have been two psycho milfs tormenting a young guy. I believe that would have captured the horror better.
>>216049668Haha yeah especially since when you are young you can cum like 5 times an hour not like when you are 30 and you have to save up for 3 days so you can cum once haha they could have sex with him all night haha can you imagine two hot milfs constantly playing with your dick and forcing you to cum for their own personal pleasure? that would suck lol. You think something like this has ever been done before like in a movie or in porn? Where would you even go to find something like that I mean what would you search for lmao
Damn, looking back at the Eli Roth canon knowing now that he is jewish it definitely changes my perspective on his movies.
>NO ANA DE ARMAS!! DON'T SHOW ME YOUR TIGHT LITTLE SHAVEN PUSSY AND ASSHOLE!!!!>NO ANA DE ARMAS!! DON'T SHOW ME YOUR TIGHT LITTLE SHAVEN PUSSY AND ASSHOLE!!!!>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
>>216049697How can you not cum that much at 30? If you have that problem you should go to a doctor.
>NOOOOOOOOO DONT YOU DARE PUT ON MY DAUGHTER'S CHEERLEADING OUTFIT THAT SHE KEEPS IN HER BEDROOM THIRD DRAWER DOWN ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE NOOOOOOOOO
>NO! NO! DON'T SPEAK FLUENT JAPANESE WITH AN OSAKA ACCENT AND CALL YOURSELF SAKURA WHILE YOU FROT MY GENITALIA WITH THE SOFT MILKY SKIN OF YOUR THIGHS WHICH ARE BARELY EXPOSED BY YOUR THIGH HIGHS! NO DON'T CALL ME ONII-CHAN WHILE YOU DO AND SOFTLY WHISPER IN MY EAR THAT YOU'VE NEVER FELT THIS WAY ABOUT ANYONE ELSE BEFORE AND MOAN IN SURPRISE AT HOW BIG I AM DOWN THERE AS YOU PRESS DOWN WHILE WONDERING ALOUD IF SUCH A MIGHTY MEAT SWORD WOULD EVEN FIT INSIDE YOUR UNBLEMISHED TAMPURA! NO AAAAAAA SAVE ME MY MIDDLE AGED WIFE AND ILL TEMPERED CHILD WHO BLEW OUT HER VAG WHEN SHE BIRTHED YOU ENDING OUR SEX LIFE FOREVER AAAAAA!!
>>216049580not really no
>>216050079it's normal when you get olderespecially if you have/had sex a lotI've been with a lot of models, still am. I'm 35 and date 16-21 girls all the time. After a while sex becomes boring. Trust me.
>>216050122kek
>>216049580It's very good.
"girls I have an std, I got Aids after being stabbed by a needle"There, problem solved
>>216050281that must be horrible, getting your penis sucked by two beautiful women
>>216050331>haha, we don't mind, we got it a long time agoAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>216050349I can only imagine the shear panic he must have gone through
>>216050154holy kek
>NOOOOOO DONT LET THE UGLY ONE SIT WEAR MY WIFE'S LATEX CATSUIT THAT WE KEEP IN THE BACK OF THE CLOSET FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS AND MAKE HER SIT NEXT TO THE BED AS YOU PLEASE MY COCK AND TELL ME HOW MUCH OF A BAD BOY I AM IF I CUM TOO EARLY I WOULD HATE THAT
>>216050349>two beautiful womenOnly the blonde one is hot and they aren't women they are children which was the whole point of the movie
Anabros... owari da...
>>216050214It's not normal, you should get checked out.
>>216049527>this is obscene you take my daughter's undersized pink panties and schoolgirl uniform off right this instant>NOT LIKE THAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>216049527It's such a fucking stupid scene, considering he would easily be able to free himself. For fuck's sake, look at the knot tied to the bed, which is easily reachable for him. Just pull it.
>>216051366abuela mode
>>216049580No but it has some very explicit kinky fetish sex scenes. As usual, Keanu can't act. It's like watching a Tarantino movie but with sex.
>>216051366Jesus she hit the wall hard
>>216051395It's normal if you have had a lot of sex. If you only had little sex or no sex of course you can still get diamonds. Trust me bro i've been with over a 100 chicks, often times I dont even want to fuck even if a hot young girl presents herself to me. It's basically a sex burn-out.
>>216049697Skill issue lmao
>>216051631t. has sex so little every time still feels like his first time during his teenage years Once you grow older you realize sex is basically like taking a piss, its boring
>>216051645not if you've been pair bonded the whole time. i fuck my wife every other day and love every second. we've been together since high school 17 years ago.
>Keanu Reeves was super corny! They really could have worked on his dialogue here. But regardless of all that was wrong with Knock Knock (2015), I can't help but fantasize something like this happening to me. I mean... that blond!!! All the cute facial expressions and lovely grins! Every shot of her was perfect! As you can tell Ana de Armas was the star of Knock Knock for me. What a adorable psycho daddy's girl!
>>216051366You can tell she's sharing Tom Cruise's surgeon
>>216051651The #1 reason for marriage failure is loss of sex drive and lack of sex. You have to be the most unaware person alive to be old enough to have been married 17 years and not be aware of this.
>>216049527My four year old sister just tested positive for HIV this morning. I'm so happy I could cry. She's going to get her first AIDS prep monday.
What an actual fucking nightmare. This must have been hard to film for Keanu
>>216049527So stupid. Who felt the need to make this
>>216051651cope
>>216051651Also I'm a crypto millionaire and have an uncle that works for Nintendo and knows how to get a hacked Mew
>>216051366Just some winter tush
