Predictions?
>>216050879They/them will become the queen/king of /tv/
>>216050879trannies and jews
>>216050879Disney doesn't care about making good things, they care about demoralizing you by ass raping everything you enjoyed in the past.
>>216050879ai
>>216050879Sometimes just let the past stay in the past.
>>216050879Is Frankie gonna have 10 heart attacks on set and tweet about his chronic pain again?
>>216050879This time we will save her.
Crazy that Reese somehow could look intimidating as a kid but now he looks like a vegan gay guy. Francis looks exactly the same.
>>216050879no dewey no watch its that simple
if its not worth deweys time, its not worth my timecan malcolm even remember his childhood?
it's gonna suck and be a shell of it's former self with a couple funny callbacks
>>216050879How come only Frankie, Hal and the rapist's brother look like the same person?
>>216050889>>216050158
>>216050879Most importantly it's not going to be funny, going to have outdated jokes like hulurama and a lot of drumpf dunkingI am going to be extremely surprised if it's even bearable to watch without dying from cringe
WTF Louis looks fucking HOT!
>>216050999He was only believable as a bully in the first season or two. Even the writers quickly realized that wouldn't work anymore and made him a weird outcast freak.
Dewey gets raped by the babysitter The new baby from the season final walks into the room (they're a 3 year old in the flashback)The new baby troons out because of le heckin abuse
>>216050879gonna suck
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>>216050879Malcolm debunks pizzagate
>>216050879realistically, a family like them would live in a tiny apartment in 2025, not a big house with garage
>>216051527But they already have the house...
>>216051527They live in a small town in Texas
>>216050879Incest
>>216050879looks awfully white
>>216050879who's getting molested this time?
Gonna be 90s Show tier. At least this won't attempt to be a time capsule that feels anchronistic.
>>216051493so dewey is in the poster
>the youngest child is le non-binaryAlready over.
>>216050879Who's the qt far left
They couldn’t have gotten one of the twins to return?
>>216050879>Predictions?my cynical opinions since mc's seem to rarely have happy endings in reboots>malcolm will be the "loser/black sheep" of the family>francis, reese, and dewey all three will be relatively happy with their lot in life>hal and lois will be better off than they were in the original, dotting on their youngest two>kelly she'll be a better version of malcolm that people will universally love and she'll often one up him in front of the family
>>216052570my wife (xir/xem)
They will be a star
>>216050879>malcolm's little sister is a they/themEvery single episode will be about her and Malcolm's daughter being right about everything while the rest of the family is batshit insane. Bonus points if they completely change Lois's personality for extra girl power points.I want to believe they won't butcher it like every other old show they've decided to dig up for an easy paycheck but I know better.
is that dewey
>>216050879Won't be the same with Dewey gone... too soon sweet prince
>>216052757no thats newey
They should make grownup Malcolm’s character the head chef at an Asian fusion restaurant, there’s a good idea
>>216052668I will watch for them
>>216050879I thought the actor who played Francis was in jail for non-consensual sex
>>216052668>>216053084uncanny
>>216052668She's pretty. Shame about the mental illness.
>>216053144She's just a tomboy who wants to feel special
>>216051481He was still a bully throughout the series, even if he became more of an outcast weirdo. When that asian chick is determined to make Reese into her prom date when she introduces him to her friends one guy is intimidated, flinches when Reese sticks his hand out to shake his hand and comments that Reese steals his lunch every day.
>>216053119no thats his older brother, hyde from that 70s show
>>216053119>You go to jail if you don't consent to sexWhat has the world gone to
Waaah, they don't conform to the rigid gender norms I was brainwashed with my whole life and is comfortable expressing their identity, so they must be mentally ill!!
>>216052629>she'll be a better version of malcolm that people will universally love and she'll often one up him in front of the familyThis, essentially girlboss slop, another franchise with a passing of the torch replacing the male with a female version. Plus, tranny kid. I shan’t be watching this.
>>216050879Has any sequel series ever NOT disappointed?Roseanne - The ConnersFull House - Fuller HouseSaved By The Bell - Saved By The BellBoy Meets World - Girl Meets WorldFresh Prince of Bel Air - Bel-AirThat 70s Show - That 90s ShowAnd so on. Every single one turned out to be wokeslop trash and no one talks about any of them.
>>216053545What is their identity and how do they express it?
>>216053213>>216053084>>216052668thick bush
>>216053545Yes, yes you are. Dont go shooting up any schools when you snap please.
>>216050879It'll be good not great
>>216053421>Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?>*Yourself 20 years later*
>>216050879How long before they make a breaking bad reference?
>>216053641Roseanne might've been good if they didn't axe her. What the fuck were those retards thinking that darlene could carry the show. She can't even carry a conversation without giving the other person fatigue.
>>216050879Gen X will still be washed
>>216050879I know dude to the right of Malcolm is new Dewey, but who's the guy between Reese and Francis? Also where's Stevie?
>>216050879What's going to happen to Dewey? Recasted? Offscreened?
>>216050999He was slightly bigger than them and now he isn't. That's just how it worked
Didn't the guy on the far right get put in prison for rape
>>216053641Fuller House was the best of them, but I never finished the series
>>216054250i think that was his brother, the 70s guy
>>216054250You're thinking of the one from That 70's Show. Francis is pure-desu
>>216050879It will be shit >why? Life is unnfaaair
>>216050879Hal is now openly a White-hating America-hating communist as per the actor's true face.
>>216050977What?
>>216053641Frasier is the only good one
>>216053641KOTH remake was slop too
>>216051405She's always been hot
>>216053421Younger brother.>>216053694Nah, this one was violently forced.
>>216054496As expected of Kid Charlemagne
