This is kino
>>216051230I truly am the master of all kinos.
/tv/ was wrong. This is bino.
>>216051230
>made by a nonceshan't be watching
>>216052659She forgave him few years ago.
>>216051230Thid and eyes wide shut
>>216052659You're missing out desuA lot of his films hold up Even though he ritual sacrificed his wife and unborn child and is a pedo
>>216054239kek
>>216051230the HULU version (which I presume is the same as the 4K restored, which was not ripped yet) is the best as the blacks are not crushed... very evident in the beginning of the movie and when they wear clothes with dark patterns
>>216052495
my philosophy prof really loved the movie and loves to quote Johnny Depp mispronouncing Thomas Aquinas's name
>>216054239>he ritual sacrificed his wife and unborn child and is a pedoman of culture
>>216054239>Even though he ritual sacrificed his wife and unborn child and is a pedoyou would too if you could get away with it, hypocrite
>>216052659Pirate it. As long as you're not funding him it's ok.
MUMBO JUMBO
Check out ghost writer. You will like that too
>>216051230It is indeed kino. Shocking that it was made in 1999, it had very late 70s style and feeling.
>>216054239>he ritual sacrificed his wife and unborn child and is a pedosounds like he is what every other /tv/ poster aspires to be minus being jewish
>>216054373Roman?
>>216052659Take it as a glance into a mind of mentally ill scum.
>>216054438comfy
>>216051230What boiled my piss about this movie is that everyone was manhandling 400 years old books with bare hands, constantly drinking and smoking around them, even though they were stored in these airtight rooms. I thought it was oversight by the director, but a single character made a point about it. What was that about.Also if inquisition burned most of the works of this particular author, how convenient is it that only the three very specific volumes survived?
>>216051230uh bros? do i need to watch the first through eighth gate to enjoy the ninth gate?
man I should grow a goatee
>>216054580you can skip the second, third, and sixth
man I should grow a goat
>>216054440Fucking kek, you zoomers are retarded.
>>216054799Nicholas the Goat.
>>216054832This movie came out two years after Matrix and three years after Gladiator.It looks like filler episode of Columbo.
>>216054565>What boiled my piss about this movie is that everyone was manhandling 400 years old books with bare hands, constantly drinking and smoking around them, even though they were stored in these airtight rooms. I thought it was oversight by the director, but a single character made a point about it. What was that about.Rule of cool, it simply looks better for the camera for the noir protagonist to have a glass of whiskey and a cigarette while he peruses old books. Don't overthink it
>>216054440I know what you mean. The practical effects are part of it I think.
>>216054777thank you, mr jackpots
>>216052659also>starring a satanist
>>216055243>satan vs the devil, directed by a jew, shot in christian europebased
it's not just kino, it's really funny as well. i think many people just think it's some slightly horror drama/conspiratorial neo-noir, but it's essentially a comedy in parts. like it's making fun of satanists but then in the end, there is an actual threat anyway, making the ridicule stand out even more. balkan setting himself on fire because he is a retard who took it too seriously, basically a devil fanboy.
>>216052659hebephiles are not nonces techincally. AoC in france is 15
>>216051230it's a top 3 for meeverything is perfect
>>216054406BOO
>>216056314Go away Megyn
>>216056271
>>216054565I think the smoking over the books thing signified that no one truly treasured the item, but rather the money/status the item provided (something Balkan took issue with and mentioned in his speech)As far as surviving copies go, if the devil himself co-authored them, one can presume some paranormal intervention I was always more curious about the missing page laying atop the dusty shelf
>>216055114helloo-oo
>>216052495you are wrong encino
>>216056271>like it's making fun of satanists but then in the end, there is an actual threat anywaythis is the way, as the devil hides in plain sight by making it low status to notice him "His greatest trick" so to speak
>>216052659you must not watch many movies then
>>216052659Hollywood is a money laundering scheme for a cabal of nonces. You shan't be watching anything I'm afraid.
>>216056399the foot in the ass crack makes me laugh
>/tv/ was rightYes, for once
>>216056876when you nut be she keeps shapeshifting
>>216056889kek
>>216056399kek
>>216054565>>216055042This. But also those copies survived because those were the only ones that needed to. Presumably all others were total fakes with no engraving pages being LCF authentic. The devil works in mysterious ways, my nigger.
>>216056488The missing page was found in the bookbinder bros shop. I think they mention that Balkan had it rebound? Maybe the brothers inserted a “fake real” LCF page during this for reasons.
>To travel in silence
>>216052595Hot
>>216057142hol up
>>216057142>By a long and circuitous route
>>216057142>>216057186oh shit its happening here we fucking go
Just got off the phone with Witkin. He's spitting blood. He said you are double dealing money grabbing bastard. Thought he had that deal settled. Said you QUEERED his pitch.
>>216052595>Imbued with protective Satanic energy and a powerful half-chub, Dean Corso set out to do battle with final boss Boris Balkan, for only one could discover the key to the gate
>>216054582>>216054799Correct
>>216054300what a fine bitch
>>216056889I hate it when that happens
He's a great director.
>>216056399>>216056813By the way, how did they do the kick? Did Langela really punt her with enough force to make her slide 5 feet forward?
>>216058295MOMBO JOMBO
>>216054438he would have been great to direct Girl with the Dragon TattooFincher was afraid to commit (apart from the rape scenes) and made an anemic pseudo-leftist slop-piecegood movie but just imagine what a master like Polanski could have done
>>216052659So it's even more based than I realized?
>>216058089i keep meaning to watch this but never do
>>216054565I think that was on purpose, but i'm too dumb to tell you why
the reason this movie is so good is 100% the castthe actors all look so iconic (except the gay black nigga what the hell was that)
>>216059056i liked the black niggathe badly dyed hair on the cunt was rather disappointing though
>>216059056>a black gentleman... with closely cropped... platinum blond haireven in the context of the movie corso thought it was weird
>>216059056Discount Goldie
>>216051230I always confuse this movie with Secret Window
this movie is legitimately dog shit even end of days is better
>>216059945Its the movie poster Depp looks identical in both
>>216051230I like it because he smokes, it has books in it which mean he real smart and it have man drink alcohol and rich woman.
>>216059828French related films are contractually obliged to put weird, high-fashions gay negros in at all costs.when that failed to happen in just one film, as penance the country was flooded with 20 million muslims and had its most famous cathedral burned to a shell.
>>216059896kek
>>216059056zesty ahh
>>216051230it's kino until his bitch starts floating around, then it turns from slow paced investigative kino into a cheap made for TV thriller.
>>216060967>she can be a literal shapeshifting demon but the 3 second scene where she floats downwards is a bridge too far
>>216054565I think its kind of like a memento mori, books being fragile and needing care and then also showing that while rare they werent like priceless. The Baroness forbade smoking though.
>>216054317wow this still exists? There was a superhero comic in those mags as well iirc, like a fat captain britain or something
>>216060097based ESL reviewer
great moviehit me with other movies in a similar vein
>>216061038The tone of the movie goes off the rails by that point. Pretty sure Polanski himself said the whole thing was a joke to him. It's like if the last 5 minutes of Rosemary's Baby was a whole movie. Not really sure why /tv/ loves it so much
>>216056876One of my first jerk off movies
>>216056399why are they all barefoot
>>216062020Satanists are really into grounding.
>>216062020Tarantino wrote the script
>>216051230any other kinos like this?
>>216062034Much kino I sense here
>One of the biggest pedo boards on 4chan likes one of the biggest pedo directors in hollywoodPottery
>>216056439So, where they really the Apostles working for God?
>>216051230the best part of the movie was boris
>>216062339I thought they were working for Satan
>>216051230yes, the Ninth Gate is in my top 5 favorite Johnny Depp movies.
>>216062034I don't remember him on the back of a truck with animals.
>>216056399Balkan, my boy. Devilishly based.
