Is 3 inches really that bad?
>>216052169Anything under 7 is way too tiny, yes.
Isn't the creator of this show a 60+ childless unmarried woman who regrets her life choices? Lines like this are meant to be funny but she just proves her vindictiveness.Everyone knew Samantha was a slut and that she'd definitely judge men by the size of their dicks. Something funnier would've been 6 inches. Its both true it would be small and too small for Samantha, while at the same time being funny that she'd be crying about it.
>>216052224t. Lil dick
>>216052169So 3 inches even flaccid is small???
She also cried about a guy's penis being too big.It's a joke about never finding the right guy and even the ones that seem perfect have some hidden fatal flaw.
>>216052169Yes. The average is around 8-9 inches but you can get away with 7 inches. Women can't even feel 3 inches.
>>216052262Women at least know that dicks enlarge. Samantha said in the webm that dude is 3 inches hard
>>216052169>google 3 inches in centimeters>it's 7 centimetersAre you guys memeing? That's fucking tiny. That's half a monster can.
>>216052224it's ok, lil guyit's the motion of the ocean, not the size of the boat!
>>216052224Jesus dude
>>216052224uh oh chode dick here is showing his fragility
>>216052169Fuck you, OP.
As someone with a very average dick I feel bad for objectively small guys. Sorry bros, it must really fuck with you sometimes.
>>216052224It's ok, bro, just work on your fingering skills
>>216052421"average" is code for smallaverage-sized people will claim it's big
>>216052262flaccid doesn't matter at all, and will change as you get older and your tissues get looser.I'm about 4 inches flaccid, 7 inches hard, but when I was 13 I was closer to 2.5 inches flaccid. Why would a girl care about your flaccid size?
I have a big penis but I never got to use it on someone.
I thought four inches was average?!
>>216052459*bends over*c'mere big guy
>>216052444And what do big-sized people claim?
>>216052281greetings from saudi arabia and peace be upon you brother, my wife didn't even know what a dick was until our wedding night
>>216052279Cope, the updated average is 18 inches
>>216052444How many penises did you need to inspect to reach this conclusion?
>>216052486They have no need to talk about it. They just drop their pants to show off their obvious superiority.
I don't understand why you guys care so much about pean0r size. Women literally don't care. And the ones who do care are rare and not worth your time anyways.
>>216052476Elliot Rodger reference
>>216052169Reminder that not only are all women like this, they will simply just lie about it if they stop being attracted to you or if they’re trying to smear you publicly. It’s not a coincidence most of the me too men were accused of having weird and/or small penises
>>216052501a lot but it was a worthy sacrifice in the name of science
>>216052169Yeah like 6 inches is already small. 3 inches is a microdick.
>>216052459I have an average sized penis and massive balls so it looks smaller
>>216052169That number was chosen carefully. Anything over 4 inches is fine as long as you know how to use it.
>>216052517I don’t understand how you got this mentally warped and retarded. The thread is about a scene literally written by a woman, for women, about penis size. Is defending whores online seriously THIS important to you? Why? How did you get this way???
>>216052169Yeah, it's over. Basically you have to be the biggest dick she's ever had.
>>216052459Post pictures of it on gay porn sites and you'll get appreciation.
>>216052517I don't understand how you think people still believe that. It's not 2005 anymore.
>>216052262Do you not know about shrinkage? There is not one flacid size. Let's say average penis is 6 inches hard. It can be 4 inches flacid sometimes, but other times just 2 inches or less.
>>216052545Oh well gee I guess Bret Easton Ellis really wants to chop up prostitutes and eat brains since he wrote a character that does those things.
>>216052169Isn't that show supposed to be a parody about shallow women?
>>216052576True, the difference between 2005 and now is that men's minds have become irrevocably warped by porn, and made them massively insecure as a result.
It's hard not having a tiny dick.I bought some cheap Chinese condoms that they were way too tight and I can never really get into SPH porn.
>>216052517>Women literally don't care.they care to the extent that it has to be "enough", it doesn't have to be big but it has to be enoughalso, not even considering the opinions of women, i feel bad for dudes who are small. I like being big. It makes sex so much more enjoyable to have size to work with when doing sexual positions
>>216052618more like realistic.
>>216052618gg changing the subject. Porn is all that deselected men have, they've never had a REAL experience that proves any of this penis size stuff wrong. If you want to change my mind then come ride my average cock and pretend to like it. Words are not enough.
>>216052589Does the character talk to a group of men who empathize, fucking retard?
>>216052224>5 replies all trying the same exact jokeboard of actual subhumans
>Accidentally go into a trans thread>Look at all of the clips for research>Some of them have huge dicksWhy do they do this?
>>216052702>deselected menThat's your own fault frankly. Stop jerking off loser.
>>216052838>Accidentally
>>216052753ok, lil bro
wtf is a gherkin
>>216052224its ok man, some women (the fat ugly ones) dont mind sub7 penises (too much)
>>216052459I have a micro peepee but I'm pretty sure if it was a monster dong I would still not be getting any either
>>216052842We both know that's not true>just do nofap broAndrew Tate tier advice
>>216052890russian last name
>>216052169I dont know what an inch is but my dick is 10cm. I always avoided every chance of sex I had because I was ashamed to break the illusion that I am 10cm away from being a woman. I dont really regret it because I dont even know what positions I could try. Not to mention I am tightly circumcised so my balls come up real high, if I put the ruler UNDER my dick then it's only 6.5 centimeters hard, and besides my dick it's 10cm. Life is rough
>>216052937I am an incel but I dont get how porn does not make other incels depressed as fuck?? Like you realise how good the thing theyre doing called sex feels? How are you okay with seeing all that shit and not go crazy over missing out? Glad I went fully celibate. Now I dont even look at women nor get hard and life's never been more blissful.
>>216052590>shallowshe clearly isn't ;)
>>216052590No, just women having a sex life.
>>216052204I'm 6 inches, never had any complaints.
>tfw dick getting shorter
>>216052589I asked you a question, faggot moron.
>>216052937Being anti-porn is originally a feminist ideal actually. Go figure.
>>216052842Kill yourself asap
>>216053240If you think they're whores then why care about their opinions? Seriously, why not just find a non-whore woman?
>>216052169Isn't this the movie or TV Show where she dates a couple of guys and they all have weird sized dicks?She then dates a guy who has an abnormally large cock and says it's not going to work out?
>>216052169THIS THREAD WAS MEANT FOR ME.THIS THREAD WAS AWAITING THE ARRIVAL OF MY INSANE EPIC POST.RTX 4090 TI = 9 inches + condom thickness (if you're one of those fags) basically only pornfags would want this to work in the porn industry.RTX 4080 = 8 inches , still overkill, but nobody, no bitch, no faggot, no woman can ever call you smol unless they work in porn or took too many dildos and cucumbers up there.RTX 4070 = 7 inches , lucky 7-7-7 , absolute perfection, you don't need anything bigger nor smaller than this.RTX 4060 = 6 inches, very average sometimes considered above average, nothing extra, it does its job well, still leaves a little to be wanted, but only a little.RTX 4050 = 5 inches, for budget fags who only need the bare minimum, sometimes it's not considered enough.GT 1030 = officefags I'm sorry, but you need to go to China where the land of the smol is.>GTX 580 couldn't even run a stable 60 fps back in the day , you needed SLI.Stop running unoptimized queen-sized porn studio software hookers, bro. Just turn the setting down on that Hogwarts hooker, bro, you don't need 16GB to fill her up.https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/98256291/
it's a blessing and a curse, i'm 7.5in and never had a good BJ
>>216052224Gigantic cope, dicklet anon.
>>216053373Well both you and your woman are complete dumbasses who don't understand that most of the good feeling comes from your cockhead especially the ring and you shouldn't bother sucking the underside of the cock.You know why Ameritards suck so much? They're eaters, all they know is how to suck. Titjobs were invented by Amerifatlards since 50% of the time fatasses also have big tits, it's exceptionally disgenic to have a fatlard without fat tits, I hope she never breeds or I hope you imbecillic idiotioc MUTTS are smart enough to not breed with a titless woman. Me? I am fucking obsessed with big tits and subtle ass on a woman. I am so so fucking obsessed that I will fight any of you ass-staring monkeys who think ass is superior over boobs and don't you think you'll have an easyyyyy fight with me. I know the history of boobs vs ass you little cavemen, oohhh yeeaah I know your entire history.
>>216052981Speech check failed. You type like a foid.
>>216053382>>216052922Are you retards done?>>216052288It's just as pathetic as a fat woman with no tits.
>>216052981>realiseFucking ESL jew trying to teach us anti-moral. Get the fuck out of here you stinking ESL.
>>216052421What is average in your mind?
>>216052517they literally donty care lmao, in the thread where the woman really cares god i hate women.
>>216052618Men got redpilled and stopped believing in faggots and whores lies. Deal with it cunt.
>>216052702>deselected menWhen was the last time you asked a woman out, let alone talked to one?
>>216053561lil bro it is not 2021 anymore
>>216053342You obsess about dick an awful lot. Maybe too much?
>>216053505Samantha is a whore that never finds happiness due to a lack of sexual boundaries and whose character arc ends with getting shit on by Arab princes.
as a woman i don't see any "man" with less than 6 inches like a potential partnera cuck, yea, but not a real man
>>216052294Never heard that one
>>216054085>as a womanNow that is a stretch Bernard'ette'.
>>216052224So? What now? "women don't actually care about size"? "women care about other things"?
>>216054368women only care that's it's not freakishly small or bigwomen know as much about dicks as men know about pussies, which isn't all that much
