YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I ISE MY WALK
>>216052479Damn, looking good Johnny, you still got it bro
MEGAPINT BROS WHERE WE ATTURDFREE BEDS HAVE NEVER FELT BETTER
>>216052479Boomer version of that sonic owl meme
>>216052479How much scarf is too much scarf?
Pooping in rhe beds
>>216052479Jecht Depp
why does he wear the scarf
>>216052479This nigga be jinglin when he walk.
>>216052479Nightmare Before Spring Break
>>216052479i bet that goth cowboy smells good...
>>216052479At the end of the day, he's Johnny fucking Depp, he's one of the few who can pull off this look and not be called a larper.There's him, the Rolling Stone guy and a few other musicians.
>>216053963>and a few other musiciansthis guy?https://youtu.be/4B2a6l6wM2k?si=FrID0YsLw6YX5yZc
>>216052566No
>>216052479I can't imagine putting that much effort into fashion when you're 60+. I already barely care what I look like anymore.
>>216052479Earth Rocker certified.
>>216054610shut up amber
>>216052479He's Keith Richard's scarf dealer now
>>216054014Don't you everDON'T YOU EVERStop being dandyLower all your standards
>>216052479Johnny Depp looks like THAT?
>>216052479He's going for that "effortlessly cool without trying" look, but he obviously puts so much effort into his appearance that he's uncool. I bet he spent 15 minutes looking in the mirror, adjusting that cap to the absolute best angle.
>>216054678>this old nigger spouting Adam Ant lyrics...
>>216052479Male accessorizing is the #1 autism red flag. He's just missing the Sonichu medallion.
>>216052479Johnny, do you know what happened to the movie pro...
>$300 million and a million alpacas later
>>216053770He frequently mentions in interviews he uses Tactical Soap (but isnt sponsored)
I wouldnt want to get caught on something.
>>216052479He looks like he was designed by Nomura
>>216054610Yeah that’s my thought. He’s trying way too hard. Total opposite of his younger self, who was effortlessly cool.
>>216054610Are you retarded? You should care, especially as you age.Of course, Depp is a terrible example, not because he puts in effort, but because he looks like a fucking clown.
>>216058192Except he was only cool to ppl younger than him. He was hanging out with Keith Richards, Hunter S Thompson for their cultural clout cos he didn't have the mileage except sadboi, weirdboi
>>216058192>Total opposite of his younger self, who was effortlessly cool.Same as Keef, who started hanging shit from his thinning hair and dressing like an idiot when he started balding and getting fat. At least Johnny kept the hair
>>216053770thats johnny depp he knows how to treat a lady
>>216053957Back when The Onion was comedy and not propaganda
>>216056196Male accessories were very common back when everyone dressed better. Watching old movies it's like every other dude is wearing rings and bracelets, cufflinks, tiebars etc.
Imagine waking up and spending all this time putting on rings, bracelets, scarves, necklaces and bandanas and other accessories because you’re “effortlessly cool and don’t give a shit”. And you’re like 60 kekReminds me of Howard Stern’s try hard rocker style. Depp looks a boomer who woke up and wanted to start looking cool for once in his life so he naturally emulated Steve Tyler kek
Reminds me of Aerosmith a little, or Hanoi rocks, which is cool in my books
>>216054700 He's always dressed like a Gypsy Pimp tho.
>>216058550>Back before I built my political identity around gangster clowns and got made fun of
>>216053770>>216056954>>216058499>she doesnt feel too great facebook>amber has been up all night puking and pooping in my bed
>>216058471Keith's heroin habit kept him from being fat, he started the clown shit with the bell pants and woman hair (NOT long hair, isn't the same as depicted in your pic)Mick (Taylor) is more to what i'd imagine a well aged rockstar to look like, more formal with the rings and bullshit to embellish
>>216056196You have no sense of style and you should really look at improving yourself.
>>216053957XD
>>216059137youre both right and you are both wrong. a wedding band and a mechanical watch are the two accessories a man can haveanything else is for little kids trying to find themselves lol
>>216054752>>216058856You /fa/ggots wouldn't know style if it hit you in the face, Depp is effay
>>216052479How long do you think it takes him to get all these dangly things just right in the morning?
>>216054610It doesn't take as much effort as you might think. Buy a scarf. Buy two. Put some accessories where you never have before. Strike up a conversation with a stranger in iguana skin socks.
