This is actually accurate except it is the chef doing it. They do in fact berate you and it is part of the experience.
Sushi is millennial meme food.
Now post the real one
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>>216053238>puts raw fish on riceThat will be 300$. Respect le art and eat it MY way
why does sushi trigger chuds so hard?
>>216053311It's an art.
>>216053376it's truckstop tier food that pretentious people pretend is incredible.
>>216053435All of the best Western foods are simple too.
>>216053311That rice was folded 1000 times over the heat of the egg
>Journal entry, day 2314 of Sushi Academy: I burned the egg again>sorry I mean the tamago
>>216053376Anon has only ever tried it from a truck stop because that’s the only “restaurant” in his shithole.
>>216053376Why isn't it cooked?
>its already sauced So why the fuck did they put the sauce here?
>>216054186https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1FzuCjt5c2wI mean, the japs do pointlessly flip rice 10000 times instead of using a spatula like normal people
>>216053298Dipping sneed in the catalog gets me every time
>>216054625All restaurants provide you with on-table seasoning in case you're a dumbass retard or a child.
>>216054571japs are lazy. It's a shit-test to see if you'll eat it. They cook all the food for the japanese customers in the back.
>>216054830I am a Janapese restaurant and I confirm this is tgrue
>>216053238Mmm. I love sushi.
>>216054625its a shit test
>>216054625To fuck with retarded gaijin and make them look stupid.
>>216054514Not that guy, I've tried plenty of sushi but it just is what it is. For me it's the Asian buffet where pacific islanders put fucking 19 oysters on their plate at a time and they have a whole square of different sushi rolls. >>216054828So then the loud guy was a dumbass retard, case closed Mr Miyagi.
>>216054689This is so fucked up, the japs use eggs for everything yet I have never seen a single chicken in japanes media? Here in Poland you can't drive 5kms without seeing a chicken. Where do they hide their chicken? Or where the fuck do they get their eggs from?
>>216053238What's this from?
>>216054999>So then the loud guy was a dumbass retardOh, absofuckinglutely, but still, you shouldn't drown your sushi in onions sauce, it really does taste better as prepared by the chef
>>216055020Japanese girls lay them.
>>216053238bruh if old satoshi starts getting on my aaah while i'm eating he going DOWN fr
>>216054571It doesn't need to be.
>>216054999>So then the loud guy was a dumbass retardObviously. Isn't that the entire point of the scene?
>>216055757Unironically, yes.>>216055795Pretty much everything tastes better cooked. I've had raw sushi and cooked sushi, cooked is always better. I really don't get why someone wants to eat something with a worse texture and flavor.
>>216053376It's expensive if you don't make your own. (CHUDs are NEETs that can't cook.)It was trendy about 15 years ago. (CHUDs were 15 back then and heard their boomer dad ranting about it.)They think it's non-American (CHUDs don't know that salmon sushi was invented by Norwegians and that the California roll comes from the obvious place.)It should be eaten slowly. (CHUDs need food that they can shovel into their gullet as fast as possible, no chewing allowed.)For some reason they think it's new, as if sushi hasn't been available in the USA since at least the late 70s. (CHUDs love ignoring facts)
>>216053540But western people don't have pretentiousness towards food much less demand that it has to be cooked or eaten a certain way and throw a fit if it's not
>>216056003>western people don't have pretentiousness towards food
>>216056003>But western people don't have pretentiousness towards foodNever been to continental Europe, I see.
>>216054689>You can see a bunch of the rice spill outside.Bravo Satoshi!
>>216053376i thought it was pretentious (and unsafe) until i put on my big boy pants and tried it. i wouldn't say its the greatest food on earth but i like it.
>>216056048what food are italians pretentiousness about, pizza?
>NOOOOOOOO YOU AREN'T EATING THE RAW GOOK FOOD THE LE CORRECT WAAAAY>THIS FOOD IS SACRED WE ARE IN LE TEMPLEfucking reddit
>>216053238How can one not be homophobic after seeing this?! Faking faggot.
>>216056003>t. never asked any American male how to cook steak or what's the best BBQ.>>216055959You are over thinking this. The CHUDs read some memes about how sushi is le bad and believed them without thought.
>>216056202thinking pineapple shouldn't go on pizza and not chopping pasta up with scissors makes you 'pretentious' and 'triggered' to the average 4chan American. just let them be, they have no culture.
>>216053298kek
>>216056003I wish this were true but people sperg out about people preferring a different cook of their steak, using condiments with steak, using different types of grills and pans, who has the best burgers, using crock pots, washing cast iron, pineapple on pizza, etc...At least we aren't as pretentious as Italians, though.
>>216054625>why is there ketchup if i'm not supposed to put it on my steak
>>216056388Why do pastajeets have a meltie when you cut spaghetti in half with scissors but they don't care about cutting little boys' nuts off so they can sing in a higher register for priests?
>>216057010>never had steak before>served it at a restaurant>given the steak and some ketchup>"Oh, I guess I'm supposed to put the ketchup on the steak.">do so>LMAO WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT EVERYONE LOOK AT THE RETARD
>>216057188>LMAO WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT EVERYONE LOOK AT THE RETARDThis but unironically.
>>216053238I shidded and I farded.
>>216053270Sushi is a boomer food. To say it's millennial is to admit you're 12 years old.
>>216057010i always put pic related on my steak
>>216056386>>216056651Saying steak should always be medium rare without condiments like ketchup isn't being pretentious it's saying the truth. Cooking it in any other way completely ruins it, might as well cry about people not wanting you to smear diarrhea over the steak.
>>216057188We should troll japs like this to get back at them.
>>216053238Anyone who bugs me while I'm eating is getting their ass beat.
>>216057324>t. dyel manlet who's never thrown a punch
>>216053238
>>216057309>might as well cry about people not wanting you to smear diarrhea over the steak.bloody basterd....
>>216057331>t. the boomer redditor in the OP
>>216057309>might as well cry about people not wanting you to smear diarrhea over the steakIf you're American I have GREAT news for you!
>>216057384Why are aussie cunts always talking shit?
>>216057430Why do you hate us so much?
https://youtube.com/shorts/86ZVt_Zc0io?si=1LtVnFbbMmrp9CRQmeanwhile actual sushi chefs tell you enjoy it your way, i take wasabi and mix it with the black sauce so that it is evenly distributed, then i dip the fish and eat
>>216057514Japan blown the FUCK out!!!!Libshits blown the FUCK out!!!!!!
>>216056120>continental EuropeIs there some other Europe I don't know about that's an island or something?
you don't put pepsi on the chicken. it's to clear the palate between drumsticks not drown it out. and they are already PRECISELY spiced>chirr out colonel sanderuu
>>216057573Yes.
>>216057309You just proved my point, thanks!
>>216054909I love Japan period.
>>216057437You're bogans who got BTFO by eemyeus.
>>216057637Where is island Europe?
>>216057739I understand. I'm not Australian tho
>>216057573Yeah, that silly little island where people view beans on toast as haute cuisine.
>>216053376sushi is fine but this scene is retarded unless it's intended to be ironic, which it wasn't >>216055959it's rich when you mentally ill failures pretend to have any insight into anyone else's mind
>>216053298based
>>216057010>not supposed to put ketchup on steakWho decided that? Ketchup is delicious, I put that shit on everything
>>216053298Jej
>>216057575
>>216055865Raw meat from a healthy ruminant is always tastier than when cooked. Honestly there's nothing that tastes better than raw red meat.
>>216053270>>216057265Realistically, I think it's gen x. It only really started appearing in the west as a new novelty cuisine in the 80's, amongst yuppies, which would include late boomers, but the 90's is when it became a common normie thing.
>>216053238In the show/movie is he portrayed as being in the right? At least with the cell phone I think he is but who cares how others eat food they are paying for
>>216053238i would slap the shit out of him
>>216053376Parasite-ridden foods tend to do that. The parasites in the fish agitate people's brain worms.
>>216057324No-one that's been in a fight in adulthood (and therefore knows what a huge headache the repercussions are) talks like this.
>>216057766Not part of Europe, though.
>>216053311Jiro charges like 500 dorrars
>>216053238why does the chef give you basedsauce then?
>>216059996Please be american.
>>216060040You are supposed to wash your face and hands with it.
>>216058825dont care what cunt it is or whats on the menu. eat at the bar and all expections of decorum are abandoned.
>>216060044Brexit was over 5 years ago, anon.
>>216060282The European union is a political structure not the continent. They didn’t move the island it’s still in the same spot.
>>216056388>thinking pineapple shouldn't go on pizzaretarded myth>not chopping pasta up with scissorsthat make you look like a retarded subhuman.the myth is breaking 'ghetti in half, we all do it here
>>216057514one more for my collection
"Chill out, Mr Miyagi" how do you even respond to this without sounding mad?
>>216060513You can’t. Instant sudoku right there on the spot.
>>216060513 I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.
>>216060710I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would dip the sushi in ketchup and wash it down with beer.
konichiwa dude!
>>216057309>isn't being pretentious it's saying the truth.QED
>>216053298this always makes me laugh like a goddamn retard
>gaijins speakingAll of YOU need to shut the fuck up in restaurantsSounds like a failed vacation in Japan. Hearing English Russian or French negates any joy you could have while being in Japan.
