In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women
>>216055429Then you get the suck and fuck
>>216055429> Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors, oh I'll never be the darling of the so-called City Fathers, who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about, 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson!?'Did anyone else think this was a reference to a movie or a book or something when they were a kid? I only realized it was entirely original decades later
>>216055616I always figured it was a reference but reading it, it's a very John Swartzwelder line.
>>216055616>Jake Bullet, Cybernautic Detective. I like that! That sounds like the kind of hard-living flat foot who gets the job done by cutting corners and bucking authority. And if those pen-pushers up at City Hall don't like it, well they can park their overpaid, fat asses on this mid-digit and swivel – swivel 'til they squeal like pigs on a honeymoon.
