>Kevin Costner’s post-Yellowstone career never ceases to surprise me. After traveling from yacht to yacht at Cannes Film Festival to sell Horizon: An America Saga — Chapter 2, hosting several nature documentaries, and most recently diving for sunken treasure, Costner will reportedly come up for air to play former U.S. President Bill Clinton in a new TV series.>Titled United, the series about Clinton’s UN mission to East Timor in 1999 is produced in collaboration with the United Nations and Leonardo DiCaprio. According to Deadline, the story will follow Clinton as he negotiates with Indonesian officials following a tense uprising and an UN-backed independence movement. David Ryman (Night Hunter) will write and helm the series, which co-stars Chukwudi Iwuji (Play Dirty) as UN Secretary General Kofi Annan.>In 1999, Clinton played a pivotal role is deescalating conflict in Indonesia and helping secure East Timor their independence. As the former President said in a statement made at the White House at the time, “If Indonesia does not end the violence, it must invite the international community to assist in restoring security.”Who will the other famous characters in the series be? Who will play the other characters? CAST IT
>>216055540Lol, leon had such a huge ego in his peak, but after few straight to DVD fails he is now finally starring in series?
>>216055540>produced in collaboration with the United NationsLol, literal globohomo propaganda, not even by proxy, but straight up.
theyre making a bubba televisionista? IM IN!
>>216056074>there's a scene with trump, they go into the bedroom, the lights go out, > next scene it's morning and costner is very chipperholy kino
Kind of a strange time to make that movie
>>216055540Are they going to film... THAT?
Costner kind of sucks. Did he ever star in anything actually good besides JFK?
>>216056222First thing they shot.
>>216055540I would love to joke about what the actual plot should be but we all know the jannies wouldn't be mean to me if I did.>>216055761The fact that cable news still exists (for a subscription!) is a testament to the retardation of the general public
>>216055540>When are we shooting the dick sucking scene? I figure we'll need about a whole week of 12 hour workdays just to get that scene right
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>>216055540He should never have left Yellowstone.
>>216055540This sounds like it's gonna be boring and unfunny. It's a real shame they're trying to improve the legacies of Clinton and Bush, they truly were our Broiest presidents. What's the point of Clinton in 1999 in a non-comical form? He just beat an impeachment for getting a blowjob, was in full lame duck golf mode and this he should be partying on a tropical island with women of an undetermined age. But they won't.It'll be an elder statesman being the good guy and securing a legacy that people back home barely noticed. Fucking Hollywood, you aren't allowed to do a comical biopic of a president. Even Trump doesn't get something genuinely funny. Guy's a running joke and they can't make a movie about him that's truly funny.
>>216055540Dicap is trying to white wash Clinton's image with 1 "democrazy" thing he did, so ppl forget the Clinton Foundation's sketchy activities in Haiti, giving missile tech to China in the 90s, and helping China get into WTO just as Bush Jr also did? Dicap is such a WEF tool.
>>216058202None of those are particularly bad. Clinton should be seen as a fun guy with a pain in the ass wife. You know that friend from college who is great to crack open a beer and watch a football game with, but his wife is either nagging him or "trying to watch the game" by asking 1000 questions about it.
Maggie for Lewinsky please
>>216056184>>216056222>>216056435
Bill Clinton: Kevin CostnerHillary Clinton: Sigourney WeaverJohn McCain: Matt DamonRussell Feingold: John C. Reilly (cameo)Trent Lott: Bryan CranstonDonald Trump: Brendan Gleeson (cameo)Newt Gingrich: Rainn WilsonIndonesian Official 1: Will SmithIndonesian Official 2: Terrence HowardIndonesian Official 3: Djimon HonsuIndonesian Rebel 1: Kevin HartIndonesian Rebel 2: Taye DiggsIndonesian Rebel 3: Shemar Moore
>>216057329he thought he still had it and bet everything on his western passion project that went nowhere
>>216058581SHEEEIIITTT NIGGAR WE FINNA BE INDONESIANS N SHEEEEIIITTT
>>216058335We have work to do. . .
>>216056222just LOOK at trump in this picture.he looks positively gay. that great big smile on his face cuz he's hanging out with his favourite daddy, their hands intimately grazing the small of each others back. trumps cheeks look as soft and supple as his big bubble butt probably is. no wonder bubba had to have him on his manhood like that
>>216055540Will they have time to show the over 200 of his employees that he had killed?
Bubba won
>>216055540horizon 2 pls respond
>>216055540>Chukwudisubsequently Sneedcudi