>"DID THAT CHEF JUST PUT THAT CHILI INTO THE FRIDGE AT 71.0 DEGREES INSTEAD OF 70">"THEY'RE GONNA MAKE PEOPLE SICK I'M GOING IN">*car violently shakes as Taffer rolls out and begins marching to door*
>>216061676tafferposting is underrated
SHUT IT DOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!!!!!!
>>216061676>>216061684My favorite bit of Taffer lore is that he's a hack. He's a club promoter, not a bar guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vfNi8-kxkQ
>>216061676>can't make a new drink for 60 customers at once since we let them all order at the same time instead of staggering? these bartenders just don't have any fight left in them..
>>216061722This made sense when he went to save a bar outside of a sports stadium or other event venue but is crazy when he does it to some small town in Bumfuck, Missouri where there are two (2) places to drink in the whole town
>NICE SPORTS BAR YOU HAVE HERE>GUESS WHAT FAGGOT, IT'S A SPEAKEASY NOW>PEOPLE WILL COME TO THIS GIMMICKY BAR OVER AND OVER AGAIN>YOU SEE THIS SECRET PASSAGE?>ITS NEVER GOING TO GET OLD>OH YOU HAVE A COUNTRY MUSIC BAR?>THAT'S CUTE HOW ABOUT A FUCKING SPEAKEASY INSTEAD>WE NEED TO ATTRACT A YOUNG HIP AUDIENCE SO WE TOOK THE SIGN OFF THE STREET AND MADE IT A SPEAKEASY>THEY HAVE TO ANSWER THREE RIDDLES TO GAIN ENTRY>AFTER THEY GET PAST THE ALLIGATOR PIT AND THE QUICKSAND THEY CAN ORDER ONE OF OUR SIGNATURE COCKTAILS
>>216061801The worst bar has to be the speakeasy that he made look like a laundromat on the outside. At least you could tell the corporate themed bar was actually a bar.
Bar at the start>comfy local diveBar at the end>corporate sterilized crap
How bad has Bar Rescue gotten? I used to love watching that shit from like 2011-2016
>>216061928>bar at the start$2 beers>bar at the end$7 beersThere is a reason you want the corporate crowd
>>216061986The era of total retards running bars is gone basically so it's a lot of sad sacks instead of drunks and crazy people
>>216061676taffman:>we've used the Partender™ system to automatically monitor your inventory and discovered your staff gave away $1600 in alcohol last night. that's at least $25 grand a month, being given away! clueless drunk bar owner: >YOU FUCKING STEAL FROM ME? *belches and pours himself another double from the bar* I TAKE YOU OFF THE STREETS OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF MY HEART AND YOU STEAL FROM ME?? I OUGHTA FUCKIN KILL YOU YOU STUPID WHORE!!! *flips the garnish container and goes into the kitchen to start throwing plates at the wall*Even though every bar has one of the same four backstories and the "rescues" always look like generic and boring, whenever it's on i can't look away
>Run a pirate bar>$900,000 in debt>Have to get a consultant to come in and tell you that nobody wants to watch you pretend to be a pirate>Consultant tells you to grow the fuck up and turn it into a corporate bar to actually make money>Wait until consultant leaves>Burn the corporate sign in an act of buccaneer defiance>Go back to being a pirate>Go out of business
>>216062316>Move to Florida>Open a bar that is basically "Fuck Bar Rescue" themed>But still not a pirate bar>Run it for a few years and sellJon won in the long run
>WHAT'S THIS?>zyklon b, sir>ZYKLON B? YOU KNOW WHAT ZYKLON B IS?>n-no not really, sir>*pours it on his head* IT'S A DELOUSER>HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO KILL JEWS WITH THIS? CLEAN THEM TO DEATH?>COME HERE *walks over to the gas chamber*>YOUR GAS CHAMER HAS A WOODEN DOOR?>YOU CAN'T HAVE A WOODEN DOOR FOR A GAS CHAMBER, ARE YOU STUPID?>uhh well um...>THE GAS WILL LEAK OUT AND THEN THE GAS WILL SPREAD EVERYWHERE OUTSIDE>GOOD JOB, COMMADANT! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL YOURSELVES>WHERE'S THE CHIMNEY?>o-over there>WHAT?! THE CHIMNEY ISN'T EVEN CONNECTED TO THE FREAKIN OVEN! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS>THAT'S IT, I'M SHUTTING THIS PLACE DOWN! SHUT DOWN THE SWIMMING POOL, SHUT DOWN THE SCHOOL, SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!
>mfw a college aged bartender hired solely for her looks at a bar full of beer and whiskey drinking boomers doesnt know how to mix some gay faggot ass city drink
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