Literally no one has ever fallen as far as he has. From TV shows, standup tours of America, comedy albums, and movies, to this. https://www.instagram.com/p/DQ3FXxrkY2B/
>>216144504He is quasi-homeless, and spends his entire days drinking.
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https://youtu.be/t9kVCAj5WxQ?si=PzKPLIrvA0YypWmF
>>216144504he looks like a guy whos good at fuckin and suckin
>>216144518Phil Hartman sends his regards >*drive into nearby puddle splashing him with filth*...>*he delights in it*
>>216144670“Andy was found newly sober this morning”.
>hey! hey sir! I was in the movies once!!1
Looks like things have gone from Sinbad to Sin-Worse!
>>216144504he deserves it all and more
>>216144518>spends his entire days drinking.If by 'drinking' you mean smoking crack and meth then sure.
>>216144944He does every drug under the sun, but he has to have some form of alcohol every 45 minutes or he starts to go through withdrawal. The people around him just use him and don't care about him.
>>216144504He’s based
>>216145077
Andy Dick's wikipedia page is fucking hilarious.Any other actors with kino wikipedia pages?
>>216144886You beat me to it, motherfucker! He can be funny sometimes.
>>216145382By weight, most of the article is about him getting the shit kicked out of him, being arrested, groping people, and other controversies rather than his actual career.
>>216145322The thing that stops most crack users is running out of money, if you can get 10 grand in cash, you are going to spiral.
>>216145402>ha ha I'm licking and groping people isn't that quirky and sillyI hate these kinds of people
>>216145479The people that would ruin your life for simply pushing that nutcase down are more worthy of your contempt.
>>216145479I think he literally has no impulse control, so immediately when he gets a sexual urge he just acts upon it. The repeated blows to the head probably have not helped. He probably has the CTE of a career boxer at this point. When I see a hottie and think "man, she's got such a nice ass", I keep it to myself. Andy goes right for the fondling.
He was always a little fucking aids queer fag so who cares.
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>>216145514Sometimes when I get home exhausted from work or whatever, I'm afraid I won't realize I've groped a woman's ass instead of just thinking it like you do. Has never happened but occasionally I feel I'm close.
>>216146932oh lawd I was on the Toronto subway and I can totally understand 70 IQ jeets now. I'm standing right in front of this gorgeous fertile lass in front of me with huge round ass only inches from me. The temptation was high.
>>216145619Kek married to get career going, beard wife then divorced within few years kek. Even gays want to pass on their genes.
>>216147357Historically most gay men have had children. It's only a fairly recent phenomenon where they don't marry women and have a few children.
He is based as fuck
>>216147400How did they get hard?
Why doesn't he just stop smoking crack
>>216144504You can't expect to spend a lifetime relying on a bit that is effectively "look at what a piece of shit I am!"
>>216147483my fucking sides everytime I see this shit
>>216144504WOW he's doing closeup hardcore gay porn videos with multiple multi-color dicks cumming right up his butthole!
It's scary how long life is
>>216147561>long
>>216147483>>216147517Context: >Drunk Andy Dick stumbles around Los Vegas and some darkie hoodlum rocked him and robbed him >he was involved with this fame hungry psycho bitch elesia Jordana>she tries to milk his injuries for views >She pretends to care about Andy but can barely keep herself from bursting out laughing >her youtube show has some "froggy" character and she must have accidentally turned it on but no one was controlling the character so it just stared blankly for a minute >she then pawns him off to some real life streamer friends who live in Los Vegas and proceeds to not care about him being abused by them>Andy then has a mini-story arc where he's pawned off between streamers and goes on a road trip in a camper>until he molests one of them and gets arrestedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjN0vFdne-M
>>216147483What the fuck is on his lips. Monkey pox?
>>216147126Once I saw my teacher grab a parent's ass during a PTA meeting thinking it was his wife. Funniest thing I ever saw in school, the sudden transformation of her face from neutral to fear to anger to laughter as he explained it was gold, I wish I could have seen his facial expression as well or that someone had recorded it.
>>216147797>What the fuck is on his lips. Monkey pox?LOLAn urban gentleman made their aquiantence to Andy dick 3 years ago.
>>216147795There's also a side story with the host https://youtu.be/HWScPbxhGYE
>>216147955better video https://youtu.be/OctYwonfADI
>>216145514He's a garden variety sociopathic narcissist. Obsessed with himself, no respect for others at all, treats everything like a disposable thing for him to fuck/snort/inhale and then throw away, gets off on causing problems with others. He's the type who will aggravate someone else unprovoked until they get so mad they assault him, and while he's actively getting smacked he's absolutely elated at it because he knows he made them mad.
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>>216147973>>216147955She's well known as this nobody who has spent an entire life time clinging on to people who have any trace of fame to self-promote herself. She was kinda associated with the Howard Stern show and sunk her teeth into a few people. She is completely emotionally cold and self-centered and as you can see in her Kermit video, she can barely contain her smile at Andy's injuries despite pretending to be a concerned loved one. total psychopath.
>>216144518He deserves it.
>>216147955Why don't normalfags just break up with a woman if she hits them
He's wrecked his career like 10 times now. He'll be back on top again soon.
>>216148002Andy? Nah, I can't see that. I don' think Andy sets out to cause any harm, he is just so ditzy and lacks impulse control he can't resist prioritizing his drug addictions or sex above anything else.
What a life.
>>216148097People that worked with him say that he's a nice guy when he's sober but once he's wasted he antagonizes everyone and tries to start fights
That would require him being someone in the first place, his fame is from getting phil hartman killed.
His silence was deafening
>>216144504he deserves it
>>216148136Funniest thing I heard was an interview with Andy where he's talking about his News Radio days and saying that Joe Rogan was a straight edge who'd give him tons of shit for doing any kind of drugs.
>>216148136>last name Dick>act like a dick to everyone you knowLike pottery
>>216148193https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism
>>216148068They put pussy on a pedestal like you wouldn't believe.This is why the same guys accept to get cucked as well.
Despite all the shit he has done I thought his MTV show was fucking hilarioushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1MHa24wWys
>>216148136That sounds a lot like lack of impulse control and alcoholism.
>>216148280>Despite all the shit he has done I thought his MTV show was fucking hilariousEvery clip I've seen from the show is in this dreadful VHS rip quality. Was this never released on dvd?And second, as far as I know most of the sketches with Andy were improv.
>>216148280that movie he did Andy Roane: First Time Director or whatever it's called is hilarious >>216148327no, a lot of stuff from that era is lost media, MTV in particular
>>216148179Rogan does hippie shit like weed, mushrooms, dmt which an addict my do because they'll do any drug but they don't cause addiction. Andy does crazy destructive things like crack and meth and alcohol which continually require more more more and will cause a person to spiral.
>>216145383I actually agree, but he's either funny or grating. He has no middle ground. Hence the drug addiction.
>>216148365No, it's not even that. Andy was smoking cannabis and Joe Rogan was giving him a hard time about it. Joe Rogan didn't do UFC until 1997, and i think he picked it up through the UFC guys. The whole rebel macho hippie persona is something Joe Rogan picked up later. He started off as this very gay guido actor. All hsi old promo pics make him look like he has sugar in his tank (he does).
When guys his age are that drunk but rich everyone buddies up to them.
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>>216145402jesus.
molested JJ with lotion in his butt hole
>>216144670This was posted the day Robin Williams died and it's still one of my best shitposts here
>>216148440Weird how fake everything in the US is, everyone has these hidden histories that completely rewrite who they are. Everything is an image, a package to be sold.
>>216147795>Andy then has a mini-story arc where he's pawned off between streamers and goes on a road trip in a camper>until he molests one of them and gets arrestedfucking only andy
>>216149577By everyone and everything, you mean a handful of people on TV.
>>216144504He is a drunk sex pest
>>216149548shuddup
>>216144504What about that Baywatch babe?
>>216149577Joe Rogan is very, very, dumb and he appears to be this sponge of a human being who absorbs what is around him. He seems to have been very anti-drug until he met social groups in the later 90s who were very pro-drug and pro-hippie shit, so that's what he became. >>216149633Joe Rogan is a Hollywood actor/comedian full stop. That's who he is. Not an average joe asking questions. He worked very briefly in construction, hated it and vowed to never work a job like that again (ie a "real job") and has done everything possible to live a cushy life. I think he picked up cannabis smoking from going around MMA (he became a commenator in 1997).
>>216147797That's road rash. He also got a face full of pavement.
>>216149748>That's road rash. He also got a face full of pavement.He got beat on by a nigger.
I think it's sad what's happened to Andy.
>>216144944>>216145015Let's be honest. Did you ever envision this guy living to be old? I'm actually surprised he made it this far.
>>216149950If he didn't have people constantly watching after him he'd 100% have ODed by now.
>>216149979>>216149950He tells one story about almost dying recently where he found a pile of white powder and went to work. He says he felt great for about 3 minutes, and then collapsed. Turns out it was mostly Fentanyl and he actually briefly died. Someone had Narcan and was able to resuscitate him. Right then and there is the closet he's gotten to death. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQYlYLT0t0Q&pp=ygUSYW5keSBkaWNrIG92ZXJkb3Nl
>>216149577>Brings up America for no reason even though it has nothing to do with itUtterly rent free to the point of brain damage. I bet you think all those Asians, like K-pop and Jap actors, are totally real and not manufactured on an assembly line too. Retarded obsessed faggot, kill yourself.
he was funny on Newsradio though
>>216144504...Roger?
>>216145402Isn't this dude gay?
>>216151023You can totally tell the role of Roger was 100% written with Andy Dick in mind, and if he wasn't a crazy insane drug addict, he coudl have had a cushy voice acting gig for like 15 years.
friendly reminder: theres a video of him touring the fishtank "blood games" grounds and s3 house with jet in a golf cart. lmao it was even too cringe for andy and he bailed on them
>>216144504Veronica Lake was the most iconic femme fatale actress of the 40s. By the 70s she was an alcoholic prostitute with a final film role that was a Nazispolitation B-Movie.
>>216149896he means he got a face full of pavement ape
>>216151091>Isn't this dude gay?No, zoomie. He's divorced. There was a reality show a decade ago about him living in a shack behind his own house.
>>216144504>>216144518>>216144670He's come a long way
>>216152720He officially says bisexual and he does grope women, but he has much more interest in men.
>>216151147Roger is just a guy doing a Paul Lynde impression. Him and Andy sound similar but I don't think the part was made thinking of Andy.
>>216144504"a great fall" presupposes reaching a great height first
he was bragging about the death of phil hartmann. he deserves this
>>216152920>thisthere is zero seth macfarlane wrote the role of roger for anyone but himself
>>216153177>zero chance
>>216147561Only if you don't want it to end.
>>216144504I remember him getting to grope Pamela Anderson's big fake tits and being jealous.
>>216145015Use him for what? To make sure their crack is not too strong?
>>216144504This was Tara Reid yesterday.
>>216154040which drug made her torso grow longer? mine is kinda short for my leg length.
>>216144504if he was really homeless and/or broke wouldn't he have a massive beard and shitty dirty long hair
>>216144518>>216144504That’s literally just a happy junkie. He’s exactly where he wants to be. There’s no better place in the world for him than on a curb at night with his fix
>>216144504Last I saw him was years ago on some f tier streamer YouTube channel staying in a trailer being fed drinks trying to finger Gen Z streamer boys. All I could think was, “wow this is a guy in his 50s with children”Couldn’t even watch it.
I thought he cleaned up his act in 2012.
>>216147483I'll never forget this.>LIVE FROGGY REACTION
>>216144518He's clean shaven Dude is responsible for some dead bodies. But he's indestructible. Those Jackass faggots couldn't compete with the Dickster
his daughter is pretty hot if i remember correctly.
>>216147561The problem with Andy Dick is that the party stopped for America itself. The fun is gone. The infrastructure is gone. The corner is more thrilling than Hollywood now
