Idiocracy was a documentary
how come guys who have long hair since their early 20s are rarely balding after 30? Pretty much all the 90s metalheads and old rockers still have their hair in old age. How is that? am I just cherrypicking?
of all the trends co-opted by normalfags, i find "x" maxxing to be the most annoying
>>216152211I like to use it ironically. Like yesterday I was at my buddy's place and I had to take a shit so afterwards I told him I was shitmaxxing. He knew this was a joke, but sometimes you say stuff like this and people don't know it's a joke so they ask you what that means and you give them some elaborate fake explanation which they always believe because nowadays everyone's retarded
>>216152255>I like to use it ironically.thats how its supposed to be used but retards like in the OP are absolutely not joking at all when they use it and its just sad. they get irony poisoned so easily and severely
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>>216151870they didn't tell you?
>>216151870the owner of the store treated me to this hair
>>216151870I have a theory that hair, especially thick hair, covers the scalp and protects it from sunlight which will damage it. Essentially the more buzz cuts you get the more damage you'll do to your hair over time.
>>216152255Ropemaxxing made me laugh the other day on youtube.
He's right though.
>>216151870body is wasting energy to produce hair all the time and bloke heads be like>long hair are fucking gay, time to cut itbody responds>fine no more hair than asshole
>>216151780White men are the dumbest race on the planet
>>216151780Idiocracy was a horrible unfunny filmI genuinely don't understand how anyone can praise it after actually having seen that mess
>>216151870If you don't have long hair your family's hair will be executed
>Corinthians 11:14>Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
>>216151870Selection bias. You consider all metalheads who still have long hair after their 30s, and not the ones who shave it off because having long hair only at the back of your head looks retarded
>>216154852God's teachings come in the form of passive-aggressive questions? You can just answer that question with "no"
modern science is a censored corporate leftists religion in itself so yes its retarded
>>216154898No, Paul is objectively correct here.Longer hair is less practical and harder to keep completely clean and more susceptible to things like lice.That's nature's way of telling you that long hair is for gay hippies.
>>216154925>Paul is objectively correct hereSo why didn't he say "nature teaches you long hair on men is shameful"?You saying you agree with him does not make it objective. He asked a question.
>>216154852>child sacrifice good>long hair bad
>>216154925Or people with hygiene standards
>>216154898kek
>>216154925ask me how I know you're circumcised, faggot
Honestly I'm not shitposting about the Bible or anything, I just thought it's God's word and not "this is (literal) gospel because some dude Paul said so". Isn't it blasphemous for Christians to accept a prophet other than Christ?
>>216154975Do you not know who Paul is?
>>216154975as a christian you can commit genocide on 7 billion people and ask for forgiveness and you will go to heaven
>>216154994I think he's one of the apostles. But again, that section anon quoted isn't Paul saying "Christ said long hair is icky", it's Paul saying "yo long hair in nature is shameful too, right?" so it's taking his word as law
>>216154852long as ass long not shoulders long
>>216155008He is the most important apostle, the one who spread Christianity in the early days after the Lords' ascension.Literally the reason we have Christianity and know of Jesus' teachings.
>>216155050When did Jesus (not some guy named Paul who said it's true in nature) say long hair is forbidden?Remember that you are an apostate if you take someone other than Jesus's word as law
>>216151780How can these people go through life saying shit like this?
>>216151870it was once in a lifetime. you will never see it again.
>>216155060We don't have Jesus' direct words on anything.We only know what his disciples wrote down and taught.
>>216154925We have running water now.
