i was raped my entire life

But who does Holly end up with?

>>216241202
skill issue, honestly

>>216241187
Why do they love picking on this guy so much in this show? He gets cucked, no one likes him, he gets mauled by a demogorgon and no one cares

>>216241187
He's a boomer
He looks at his property values and brags about his kids to other boomers at the boomermoot.

fucked up how the mom is way hotter than every other girl in this show

>>216241212
Steve

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Remember when her character mattered?

>>216241202
rape me once, shame on you
rape me twice, shame on me

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>>216241202
I didn't know Kevin Nash posted here.

>>216241277
Should've made her nudist. Then she'd always matter.

>bullets do nothing
>keep shooting anyway

>>216241277
It's only Vol 1, maybe she'll have a bigger role in Vol 2

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>>216241364

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I knew I had seen Holly before. She was in the last Evil Dead film

We already know what happens to every child actor behind closed doors .. just a matter of time until it gets exposed what producers are doing to this Holly girl

>>216241364
Why does Twitter always make these type of edits? Do they actually think this is funny?

Holly owes me a sloppy cake

Why does the military always have to be so cartoonishly evil?

>>216241277
By season 2 she was useless. Her magnet plot where she goes full psycho because one fucking magnet fell off a fridge was insanely stupid.

>>216241713
lazy writing

>>216241713
Because now they're trying to make Skynet and Sarah Connor is helping them

>>216241713
Especially when they just keep repeating it every season with a different 80's elderly actor.

>>216241459
my they really go for the scarlett johansen/emily browning/chloe grace-moritz/violet mcgraw real life pixar face phenotype these days don't they

Be honest, do you think Mike knows Will is gay?

>>216241220
This. I really hope he'll get a redemption arc this season so that my normie friends seethe. They were fighting me tooth and nail that "he should die" and that he was "useless". Which he is but imagine if he actually becomes a compelling character.

>>216241220
>he gets cucked

Rightfully so. He’s a lazy piece of shit that doesn’t pay to his hot milf wife. It’s expected that she’s going to seek out alpha dick.

>>216241187
the sluggard buries his hand in the dish
he is weary of bringing it to his mouth again

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This show could have been so much better than it ended up being bros... we are in the wrong timeline...

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>desperate English woman in the East End of London being accosted by two predatory Jewish pimps, circa 1889

>>216242054
imagine how good this season would be if Billy took Wills place as the inside man in Vecnas hivemind

>>216242071
>floo niggas... dey comin outta da GATdamn groun mayne

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Damn, nigga.

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how true is this?

>>216242150
We live in a timeline where people actively defend Muslims lmao.

>>216241713
If anything, the military in the Stranger Things universe wasn't expansive enough after the Russians were discovered in Season 3.

You'd expect a heavier glowie presence in Hawkins in Season 4, at the very least.

Or, the entire town of Hawkins, Indiana, being emptied out of civilians in Season 5. The entire town would have become another Area 51.

>>216242063
>I wanna go home
>I could be wearing clown makeup right now
>my asshole hurts
>who is tarique nasheed and does the black one keep bringing him up?
>david texted me another picture of his cock this morning. I keep blocking the numbers but he keeps sending them. How?
>im hungry

How did the military know about Henry being after the kids?

>>216242203
To be fair, Israelis failed the propaganda war kek

>>216242273
It's not even cartoonishly evil but cartoonishly retarded. They should have been fire and heat weapons galore in episode 4 but still got overpowered

why aren't mike and eleven together?

>>216242150
Laughing like a hyena while holding a stack of "zionism is sexy" stickers is the stupidest move he could have done

>>216242309
I just find it funny seeing actual gay people defending Palestine, when Palestinians would absolutely execute you on sight for being. Noah hating Palestine is justifiable since he’s gay. Muslims literally hate gays and western society.

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Rate my idea to get rid of the le russians
>the undermall facility wasnt secretly built by russians, it was built by a faction of the US military
>they're opening a gate large enough to be able to deliver a payload into the upside down
>their goal (which will obviously not work) is it literally bomb smokey to death. Atom bomb or nuclear, idk if they had nucelar in the 80s or whenever
>obviously this backfires immensely as as it's taking them ages to open the gate wide enough the mindflayer is instantly able to cross through and do his meat-puppeting for the season
>this way hop and joyce still fight against them because theyre retarded and refuse to listen to reason, saying that the lives of the hawkins townies are not as important as killing the mindflayer outright (i guess technically right, but their plan wouldn't have worked anyways)

>>216242314
Definitely, yeah.

Incendiary ammunition should have been mandatory. Or some kind of mobile high-voltage weaponry.

Hell, fucking tear gas might have been an effective deterrent against the Demagorgon.

>>216242299
Because four kids went missing in two days dumbass
Pay attention

Not impressed at all with this season so far and it's probably the worst one.
>Immediately negates the cliffhanger from season 4 and quite literally puts duct tape over everything that happened, showing a huge lack of confidence from the writers
>Characters are still stagnant, most have not developed at all from previous seasons or remain as background fodder -- we're 5 seasons into this show we're still getting flashbacks to Hopper's dead daughter because they've done nothing else with him
>New characters are still being introduced and continue to bloat the show
>Totally unbelievable premise for the season in which Hawkins is under military occupation and somehow no one in the town believes that monsters are real yet or revolt after years of unexplained suffering -- characters even mention how dumb it is
>Zero reasonable motive for the military to be antagonists at this point, why there so stupid, or why they hate Eleven so much
>Actors are fully showing their age; very phoned-in performances, Millie especially looks bored. Holly Wheeler is magically played by a teenager now despite being canonically 7 years old
>The only bit of character drama so far is Will being gay which is not enough substance to carry a show with this many characters
>The vast majority of dialogue is exposition that is so dull it can be said by anyone thus making most characters interchangeable puppets who serve the contrivances of the plot instead of being real people
>Aesthetically the least interesting season, the Upside Down no longer inspires any kind of horror or awe
>Motives of Vecna or Mindflayer are still so obscure the show can hardly build any tension after 5 seasons, the sense of mystery has been replaced with confusion
>The first 4 episodes were largely filler besides the cliffhanger, proven by the next 4 episodes being twice as long
Seems like the show is finally buckling under the weight of its massive scope after 10 years and $500 million production budgets

>>216242396
I'll show you an effective deterrent against the Demagorgon
>drops pants
>aims asshole
>launches shit like grapeshot canonballs directly at their retarded flowerfaces

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Say something nice about Delightful Derek

>>216242396
The black guy thinks its 11 in s4, he still thinks that in s5 despite all evidence to the contrary. Linda flip flops between being sympathetic pro 11 to evil villain that is anti 11. My God, pick a stance, writers

>>216242424
I'm having fun
:)
>>216242450
He's a smart kid to pretend to play along then smack joyce in the face. Also smart enough to recognize they were telling the truth and help them with the kidnapping
Also, I wonder how this is gonna affect vecna's plan. He was obviously hoping to fill the house with kids that think theyre in some wonderful safe place while he brainwashes them. But now everyone is aware of his chicanery

>take 10 minutes to build up tension about eleven timing the thunder to jump on the metal roof to avoid alerting the whole place
>she fucks up the timing anyway and just kills the guy
>nobody is alerted nothing of consequence comes of this
why is there so much pointless time-wasting bullshit in this show? i swear it's all filler

>>216242424
Yeah the expectations vs reality is so fucking brutal this season that I'd say this is even worse than season 3. Even that one still had soul. But I still have some faith for the remaining 4 episodes. I wonder what happened though, it it was the strike or whatever, after season 4 everyone seem really excited, perhaps because of how huge it was and the reception it got, maybe they just took too long to start production and everyone stopped giving a shit. Harbour clearly just stopped caring and now alternates between yelling and being robotic. Winona is back to season 3 full on ham overacting. I'd say Millie has been the best so far this season. Sadie was shockingly bad.

>>216242521
If anyone ever asks me about ST I go with 'so flawed and dumb but fun' - after s1, the Duffers could have done so much better.

We're going back to season 1 groups!
>Dustin is with Steve, Eleven is with Hopper, Will is with Robin
We're picking up right where we left off!
>LOL ain't gotta explain shit, just forget about it
None of that catching up with them, just straight up action from minute one
>one entire episode of exposition with nothing happening until the last 4 minutes

>>216242521
After s4 I imagined Hawkins as a post-apocalypse and said I'd have made Mike, Will, etc. bulk up because Hopper actually trains them to be combat ready

>>216242596
Up until now, I’ve enjoyed the show as junk food. Season 4 was ridiculously long and over the top, but everything with Vecna was fun. But I know that the show didn’t start off as junk food, it was genuinely good television in season 1, and now even the cheap thrills are mostly gone this season. I’m just so bored of seeing characters like Mike, Jonathan, Eleven etc not doing anything interesting or unique anymore

>>216242054
>was supposed to just be a one-dimensional bully
>Dacre insists that there has to be something to it and a reason why Billy is the way he is
>ends up making one of the best characters on the show
how did he do it

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>>216241277

>>216242622
I expected an opening scene of the military finally being competent and going against giant fucking monsters (that earthquake they feel when they're on the UD could be some kaiju) with Eleven leading the charge, just a huge fucking battle. I'll do my own season 5 once AI can do that shit

>it’s the girl from that season 2 x-men episode that jumped the shark, remember???
>here’s a flashback
>whaddya MEAN you don’t really remember much significant about them after we completely wrote that episode out of the story until just now

>>216242698
IF they never show demogorgans, demodogs, vines, and the bats invade our world en masse, then what a ballbuster.

>>216242450

He'll stop being a dipshit but he will die brutally, press F

>>216242150
>Israel exits Gaza
>Hamas starts killing civilians brutally to retake control of the area and Palestine
>twitter arablovers dead silent

>mindflayer is the boss
>no actually its vecna
>NO ACTUALLY it is mf
what a mess

Holly would make a good wife

>>216242381
>Atom bomb or nuclear, idk if they had nucelar in the 80s or whenever
i am not exaggerating, you may be literally mentally retarded.

>>216242521
Millie is not good and Sadie is dealing with hammy scripting. Legit think Will is getting unfairly scathed when he’s actually the most believable character left.

>>216242770
Nah, it's all just Zionists in Gaza butchering everyone there.

Hamas was bankrolled by the Bibi admin for years.
And on October 7th, the Korean DMZ-esque border between Israel and Gaza were ordered to be on standby for several hours, thus allowing Hamas to be a meme.

bringing back the jeet girl bodes horribly for the rest of the season. what a fucking blunder

>>216241265
This. He deserves the best end

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>Your days are numbered Vecna

The jeeta girl might die this season THOUGH

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>>216242948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vFGKHzY_38

>>216242910
she should die instantly at the beginning of episode 5

>>216242903
Is this AI? Fuck me.

So is 11 autistic or not?

>>216243032
not anymore the writers forgot

>>216242770
it's fine when brown people do it

>>216242784
Yeah, lol

And the theater stageplay for Henry's origin story becoming “canon” to the series, was also a massive clusterfuck.

>>216242868
>Will is getting unfairly scathed when he’s actually the most believable character left.
His delivery of "He didn't want me there. I wasn't supposed to see it." reminded me of Marky Mark's "WHAT? NOOO!"

>>216242948
I think I've a boner now

>”ok here’s the plan: (blah blah blah)”
>”will it work?”
>”I don’t know but let’s find out”
Feel like this convo happened so many times these 4 episodes already. And then the fucking Home Alone setup montage lol

>>216243065
Jews are also brown THOUGH

Like, shitskin brown lmao

>>216241220
because he's a white male patriarch...

>>216243062
friends DON'T lie

Bros, I actually like season 2. Why does it always get the most hate?

>>216243144
because it sucks donkey dick lol

>>216243144
Nah, I like Season 2 too.

Season 3 was fuckin nonsensical.
There was no point for Russians to infiltrate Hawkins, Indiana.

They could have easily gotten the tech for opening up the portal to the Upside Down.

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>>216242903

they've both been on coke for nearly a decade now

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5025823/Charlie-Heaton-caught-cocaine-airport.html

2017: Stranger Things star Charlie Heaton has allegedly been denied entry to the US after being caught with cocaine at the airport.

The British actor was flying to Los Angeles for the season two launch party when he is said to have been caught with the substance by sniffer dogs.

US border officials denied the 23-year-old entry to the country last Saturday and deported him back to London where he had flown from just hours before, The Sun reports.

>>216243079
suppress it anon, it's wrong!

>>216243238
out of 10

>>216243124
>HOPPER!
>thank you.
It's still there a bit.

>>216243144
I honestly don't remember almost anything about season 2. It's just forgettable. The hate for season 3 is what makes no sense as it was by far the best season.

currently 45 minutes into season 5. It's really bad so far.

>>216243313
>damn maybe I should go gay for Will

>>216241713
because they literally are irl, not even much artistically liberty taken

>>216242903
You can SMELL the puke from here

God I hate Dustin so much. Those dudes should have beat him to death with hammers

>>216243387
Oh it gets worse

Too much girl power minority power and gay power. It's bad.

They couldn't make it more obvious that Coronel Nigger will redeem himself blasting Sarah Connor to hell

>>216242521
Well you’re alone. The normies adore this season like always

>>216243546
with cum?

>>216243546
I'm pretty sure he died in that final scene. When Vecna redirected the flamethrower and blew up the fuel tank, it showed him on fire and screaming on the ground.

Did Vecna basically just call Will gay and leave?

>>216243644
He called him a weak little pussy.

>do you even know how old your daughter is?
Not a fair question to ask in this show 2bh

>>216243551
>The normies adore this season like always
The praise and hype is not even close to what Vol. 1 of Season 4 got

Gonna watch for the cute and funny. I think the last season I watched was 3 several years ago. Should I just start with 4? Dunno if I feel like rewatching the rest.
I didn't realize /tv/ was still this based.

>>216243678
nah he clearly said ur a faget lol

This is easily the best season since season 1 wtf. I'm honestly surprised. Season 4 was straight buns

Demogorgon fighting red shirts
>fast as fuck
>extremely deadly and efficient killer
Demogorgon fighting named characters
>slow as fuck
>stops to roar every 5 seconds

>>216243756
Vecna doesn’t even know Will is gay.

>>216242948
That song is about teenagers fucking

>>216243747
Just watch the youtube recaps

Season 4 was not good. Gen Alpha needs to get the fuck off this board

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Isn’t Will ashamed of flirting with Mike? He literally knows that he’s dating Eleven and is taken. It’s kind of fucked up when you think about it because Will grew up with Eleven and wants to take her man. Like how is no one complaining about this?

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What did she mean by this?

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>>216243867
Am I the only one here who likes her?

>>216243867
She is admitting that there is no such thing as a lesbian, all women are bisexual.

Will wants Mike to cheat on his girlfriend with him. Keep that mind.

>>216243910
She was great on season 3, now she's just unbearable

>>216243910
She borders the line of fun and unbearable.

>>216243910
Nah, I like and want to fuck the nepo chick too

>>216243910
I've always liked girls who are kinda retarded. There's a strange endearment to them

>>216243848
He's torn about it, what are you saying lol


The Mind Flayer(and the writers) would be fucking dumb to not fully exploit Will being gay for Mike.

And that leads us to Mike. He unequivocably needs to die.
He needs to die so that the series soars to becoming the /kino/ of the decade. Mike is the biggest dead-weight to the rest of the main cast.

>The gigachad Harrington lineage
>The beta, alcoholic, deadbeat, homosexual, balding Byers lineage
The choice couldn't be easier

The faces Will makes when the Demos are near are so fucking funny. Looks like he's getting sucked up

So the upsidedown is just blue Hawkins now? Characters just hangout in it now with no fear besides the military.

Does Will want Mike's dick or does he want to give dick to Mike?
I'm leaning towards the first, what do you guys think?

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>>216244043

What is behind the fucking wall? I NEED TO KNOW RIGHT NOW, BROS!

>>216244120
poop

How do you think Will would react if Mike suddenly pulls him in and kisses him out of nowhere? I feel like Will would break down hyperventilating from shock and excitement and sperg out.

>>216244120
vencis house

Season 4 was so kino bros what the fuck happened?

>>216244120
Probably Vecna's time machine place where he keeps all the kids

I'd really appreciate your opinions on this matter >>216244085

Why does Henry want to go back in time? To be with Bob's sister again? Pussy game must have been ridiculous

>>216244218
Are you serious? Will is the bottomest bottom that ever bottomed

I wonder how will Nancy and Jonathan escape from Dimension X. I hope it's not that music shit again

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>monsters struggle with a housewife and a couple kids
>5 minutes later they're armour plated killing machines moving at 80mph killing everything in sight

>Max didn't wake up because the cassette player's battery ran out or something
Such fucking shitty writing

Was Jonathan right about Steve only wanting to visit Nancy in the hospital to try to cuck him?

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https://youtu.be/_DRTAsTNEC8
> His prediction: Nancy might actually die, so that the love triangle dissolves into Jonathan and Steve becoming best friends instead, kicking ass all the way

> There's also high probability of Eleven dying so that the faggot couple Mike and Will materializes


Get ready, boys.

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>>216244537
>Damn, my girlfriend died, might as well start sucking dick now

>>216244574
Kek

>>216244537
buy an ad, frognigger

If it ever turns out that Henry is El's bio dad, I won't be surprised.

>>216242203
They are brownoids.

>>216244629
I'm not the youtuber THOUGH
I just like that masked nigga


>>216244658
Was that ever implied tho

Steve in season 1 was in the right. Also Billy was based in season 2. His sister being a coalburner is worse than him dying lmao

>>216242309
Jews literally created the golem of modern left and it turned on them lol

>>216242424
Holly is supposed to be 9 or 10. All the kids in her grade were around that age. I would say, that is old enough for kisses.

>>216244708
That shit will never not be funny lmao

>>216244686
It's the last season, they will pull a lot of shit out of their ass.

>>216244723
Yeah, especially DEI shit lol

>>216243786
Name one song that isn't about fucking, or drugs.

>>216241187
You can't tell from his scenes but he's hung like a can of pringles.

>>216244658
I always figured that scientist guy was her a real dad. It felt implied.

>>216244772
He's hung but his wife is generally aggressive towards him?


No.

>>216244799
You clearly have not interacted with women much.

>>216244771
running up that hill

>>216244771
adidas by korn it's about tennis shoes

>>216244120
The downside up

>>216244120
Nothing probably. The show forgot that the upside down used to be the whole world.

So when El jumped up to that watchtower, grabbed the guard by the neck, and tossed him, he died, right? El is a murderer?

>>216244974
Oh definitely. She's been murdering millions since season 1!

>>216244974
Yeah, she snapped his neck

>>216242948
Why is her timer in the shape of a cock?

>>216241742
Art imitating life.

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>>216241187
Young Joyce is cute cute cute!

>>216244926
>The show forgot that the upside down used to be the whole world.
Never happened, never even implied

>>216244974
>El is a murderer?
Have you watched any of the past seasons? She's killed more people than Dahmer, Gacy and Bundy combined

>>216244120
Titans.

3 years and this is the best they come up with? Holy fuck Netflix should demand their money back.

>>216244974
how about the passive non-combatant doctor that they knocked out and then used his body as a decoy, getting shot half a dozen times by his comrades lmfao. Hopper does shit like that but wouldn't finish off the Sergeant and looks like he didn't kill the big bad old woman scientist either

So Murray died already?

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>>216245071
>Wanna see my play anon?

>>216245146
Literally not a single named character has died yet.

What was the last actually good show jeetflix slopped out? It's been at least a decade...

>>216245231
I'm sure whatever it was it would have offended your delicate sensibilities anyway.

>>216245231
Probably Barbarians and only season1. Season 2 was unabashedly garbage wokeshit nonsense. Like using "The Terror" on whatever the fuck season 2 was of that show. You could literally call either of them something else and nobody would ever assume it's a sequel season.

>>216245146
Unfortunately not. That character should have died seasons ago.

>>216245173
Her eyes are so far apart she looks like an alien. I would rather fuck Winona Rider and she's 54.

>they're still riding bikes
get a dirt bike or something

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Guys I got leaks for episode 8, New Years came early

What was your favourite group of characters in all seasons?

>>216245231
Wednesday was a masterpiece

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>>216245295
She’s an unknown from Chicago with 3k ig followers tho. Just imagine what this is like for her

It never really occurred to me until this season that Mike looks nothing like his family. Like not even a little bit.

>>216245322
Holly and Max lezzing out to pass the time.

>>216241240
>boomer
Wrong. He's a Silent Generationer

>>216245173
>>216245071
>different eye color
Done

>>216245370
That's not Emma Dumont?

>>216241823
Probably not. I'm pretty sure all of his friends just chalk a lot of it up to him being an awkward latebloomer (which is mostly accurate, his faggotry is just another part of him).
>>216241889
Considering the Wheeler parents were last shown in a moment of marital discord, there's absolutely going to be some sort of resolution to that. Whether or not it will be a "redemption" for him remains to be seen (which I wouldn't say he even needs a "redemption," since he's been shown to be a caring father who provides for his family, and he stood his ground against the Demogorgon just as much as Karen).

>>216241240
>the boomermoot.

kek

>>216245231
Last Samurai Standing was kino and it was released this year.

>>216245322
Steve with anyone is always based. Billy and Eddie carried their respective seasons pretty hard though.

>>216245370
>Just imagine what this is like for her
Oh wow a blink and you'll miss it irrelevant scene where her face is barely visible for which she got scale pay

>>216245599
Pretty sure they're going to return to the old Hawkins High stuff in a future episode or two.

>>216245322
>Season 1
Hopper carried hard by himself
>Season 2
Steve and Dustin
>Season 3
Mike, Will and Lucas
>Season 4
Hawkins group
>Season 5 so far
11 and Hopper

>>216245231
Tires

cool that Will can use powers now too but how? 2 weeks in the upside down glupiing down alien egg will do that?

>>216245694
It’s not his own powers. He learned how to channel Vecna’s powers due to his connection to him. That’s it.

>>216245715
Cocksucker

>>216245715
so when Vecna dies only 11 and her indian sister will have powers

>>216245735
Correct.

If getting hit with a wine bottle was enough to hurt the demogorgon why the fuck does the army with 50 cal machine guns have any trouble with it?

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>>216245760
its great how instead of making forced teenage drama and actually showing the characters doing something makes the show far better

>>216245694
didn't vecna get it the same way, being mouthfucked by the mind flayer and spending extended times in the upside down + being part of the magical hive mind makes more sense than brenner's kids who got their powers because...well...er...I don't think the show has really said anything about that past the S1 "they gave the moms drugs" explanation

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>>216245760
I'm just glad they gave Finn a weapon this season

>>216245694
5 seconds before Vagna literally walked in touch his face and walked out. I wonder who gave him that power

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Watched the first four episodes and it's a boring, meandering, nonsensical plot with lots of irrelevant filler to stretch the show out.

Also, they had to cast a new girl because Millie is 42 years old now.

The idea of Joyce and Hopper being in highschool in 1959 doesnt feel right

>>216245848
Absolutely GRIM tits

>>216245894
Yes, especially Hopper being shipped to Nam in his late 20's

>>216241327
>5 seasons fighting the demogorgon
>no one thinks to pack incendiary rounds

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What in the fuck was the point of the CGI Max in the last scene? i honestly forgot she was even a character

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>>216245894
Like father like son

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>>216245894
How is Henry in the same year as Joyce and the others? He looks he's in his late 20s

>>216242654
Aussies are generally the most powerful of people

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Here's that new Stranger Things highschooler character I was telling you about

>>216242800
Atom bombs were made in the 50s to end wwjew. Nuclear bombs were made later, but I don't know when. It's a more advanced technology. There's no need to call me a retard over such obscure information that no one gives a fuck about

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I need holly to be my lgf

>>216245840
You think Netflix is going to go "nah, it wasn't that he accepted his homosexuality and learned to be himself, it was because Vecna gave it to him :)"?
I bet you think the show will end in a timetravel reset that invalidates everyone's character growth too.

>>216245781
Disagree, why does everyone have to be a badass? The first scene of child Will fighting the demogorgon was cringe.

>>216245990
How is it obscure there was a decades stand off between Russia and USA over who would use theirs first and it also takes place at the same time as this show and why Russians are running around being le evil schemers

>>216243144
I liked it aswell. I think most people just remember the poojeeta episode and dont bother thinking about the rest. It had some genuinely good stuff, mostly surrounding El and her quest to find mama. Her return when she stepped into the house with the bitchin punk getup was pure kvno. So was the season finale where she floats for the first time. This was also before the writing decision began to compound upon eachother so it was still relatively tightly written and grounded compared to the following seasons, which arguably began jumping over bigger and bigger sharks. I still hold that each of them have their own merits and there is enough good-great content in them to easily excuse the bad, and that's why I still like the show so much, even now when everyone else is pretending they hate it

>>216245950
>will now is your chance. Make you move!

The only thing worse than this season is the stranger things pizza ranch doritios I bought to way this slop with

How did I not clock that that was the actual sarah connor? (I dont know the actress's name)
Every time people mentioned it I thought they were making snide remarks about how girlboss nancy is

>>216246027
he shot it once, we knew Will brought the gun to the upside down since s1 why wouldn't you want him to fire it at the grotesque monster trying to capture him

>>216245949
>What in the fuck was the point of the CGI Max in the last scene?
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>216244120
The white walkers

>>216244120
The interracial breeding grounds

>>216243992
They’re going to go full Avengers Infinity War on the characters in the next four episodes to cheap out and save them with some time travel bullshit in the finale

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>>216244143
Probably something like this

>>216245840
Vegemite obviously did it so that he could corrupt him into being a proper spy again, but this time with the promise that there will be a million cocks to suck on in the future they create

>>216244120
Mossad headquarters

>>216245961
Dunno about the play shit, but he wouldn't be. He would be in elementary school, but the highschool and elementary school are the same compound with the same name since it's that small of a town. So presumably there could be some large clubs that cross both, like drama. It's still quite gay to say that all of the main character's parents were in this thing together tho

>>216246035
You faggot I'm specifically talking about the creation of the nuclear bomb, which I don't and you fucking don't either (without looking it up)
Retard

>>216242424
The entire story having plotholes and intentionally stupid characters doesn't help either. They figured out super early on fighting the Demogorgon that fire is extremely effective, and they sparingly use it in favor of one person having a gun, which again, are shown to NOT be effective whatsoever, and maybe one other person grabbing an improvised melee weapon. Also, wasn't the Upside Down so toxic and oppressive that you needed a fucking biohazard suit to traverse it? Why can teenagers just go in with almost zero issues?

>>216246027
faggot

>>216245929
Nah that checks out. Vietnam draft started in December 1969, at which point he would be in his mid to late 20s whatever year of high school he was in 1959.

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>>216246143
what's this gay shit and why is finn always out there doing some gay shit?

>>216246191
The mindflayer was smoking in s1 like everybody else, but then jeetflix mandated that they cut back on that out of some retarded moral obligation to not glorify cigarettes, so the air cleared up in the upsidedown around s3

This shit worth watching for someone who saw season 1 and forgot about it?

>>216246202
Hoppers dad forced him to join the army when he was like 27? lmao

>>216246172
Hopper and Joyce were previously stated as having gone to school together, but Karen and Ted seem less like small town hicks, and more like wealthy cityfolk who moved to Hawkins to give their kids a safe childhood and be the big fish in a small pond.

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Apparently Will is going to full possessed zombie mode.

>>216246183
the atom bomb is a nuclear bomb, ESL retard

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>>216246213
He likes pretending to be gay, as a joke
>>216246219
Season one is perfect on its own and you'll probably get most anons telling you that the rest are not worth it. There is a decrease in overall quality from the first, but personally I've found enough enjoyment out of them that I would recommend it, as long as you go in knowing that it'll be weaker and to not expext the same standard. I would first recommend that you just rewatch s1, then if you decide you like the characters enough to continue, do so. If you feel satisfied then you may as well not. Make your own decision, anon.
Also, I would just like to also say, your time is not fucking valuable enough for this to be a difficult decision
You waste your time on much worse things than season 2-5 of Stanager

>>216246191
will was in the upside down for like a week in S1

>>216246202
I thought you were saying he canonically went in his late 20s. I didn't remember the specifics from the show.

Freshman (13-14 years old) in 1959 would mean 19-20 in 1965, when deployments to Vietnam started.

>>216246253
Kill yourself
I'm whiter than you
I was thinking of the difference between fission and fussion

>>216246241
Maybe Hopper was kind of retarded and dependent on his parents?

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>>216246294
meant to reply to (you):
>>216246241

>>216245075
Absolutely happened. It was never limited to Hawkins. Are you retarded?

>>216246299
>fussion

If you meant fusion/thermonuclear/hydrogen bomb, you should have said it and owned your mistake instead of calling other people retards, retard.

>>216246328
Remind me on which episode they ever mention that the UD extends beyond Hawkins

>>216246293
Yeah, and even before he was caught by Vecna he was sick as fuck. Hopper was in the tunnels for like an hour and was coughing like crazy.

>>216246299
You can be white and ESL, fucking dumbass

>>216246353
The Russians having a portal in Siberia is all the proof you need. The creators also talked about their upcoming spinoff anthology show that is about different places around world having similar labs as Hawkins.

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I'm thinking about my sloppy rewrite from earlier
>hopper never went to russia, instead survived in the upsidedown after jumping through the closing gate by eating stray monsters for several months between s3 and s4
>we get an entire episode of Hopper Alone after the reveal that he's been alive, showing what he was doing
>he explored the upsidedown, even left hawkins (no gay retard wall in my rewrite)
>potentially he even finds weaker monsters and "animals" that he realizes are not (yet) part of the hivemind
>eventually he stumbles across an army of demogorgons ready for assault around the start of s4 time
>the curses happen, opening some gates
>hopper uses one of them to return to hawkins and barges into a group meeting looking like he just came back from 'nam 2.0
>demands to know where El is, she's with Owens and Brenner trying to regain her powers
>he tells them all of the spoopy army, they tell him of the curse
>hopper gears up, takes steve, billy, and jonathan with him to try and kill vecna as per the usual plan
>the war vet marching into another war leading group of young men into certain doom
Wouldve been chemo

>>216246365
yeah and how much of that was because he was cold hungry and thirsty, Hopper started coughing because a plume of spores hit directly in his face in a tight tunnel. it might be bad for you in there and maybe they should have characters occasionally cough or something but not a big deal Will was in it for like a week straight playing hide and seek with a demogorgon you're clearly not just dropping dead in there after a few hours

>>216246425
The Russians didn't have a portal in Siberia. Their portal was in Hawkins.

>>216246350
I didn't "meant" it faggot
I was unaware that nuclear (pronounced new-q-ler btw) was a blanket term for all of them
If you dont stop calling me a faggot I'll rape you

>>216246457
Will came out irreparably gay, dude. He is NOT the example you want to use here

>>216246460
Niggog there was a shot of them in s4 with a wall that had a crack in it like you would see from a gate attempt
Explain why in the fuck the russians would open a gate if not to invade via the gate??

>>216246467
oh cool now we're in the "i was only pretending to be retarded" phase

>>216246425
>The Russians having a portal in Siberia is all the proof you need.
What? What the shit are you talking about? Alexei or whatever he was called literally explains the Russians had to go to Hawkins because that's where they could open a gate

>>216246502
>Niggog there was a shot of them in s4 with a wall that had a crack in it like you would see from a gate attempt
So?

>>216246502
Honestly i barely remember anything from s04. It was 3 years ago and I ain't rewatching that shit. I believe you, though.

>>216246503
I wasn't pretending
I was wrong
I confused the terms around because I barely learned about it in school. They spend more time teaching the holobunga

>>216246526
>open gate to Earth: forma de negro in russia
>open gate to Earth: forma de negro in america
>walk through Earth: forma de negro to get from Earth russia to Earth america

Will being a faggot is lowkey sad. Him being a jew is even crazier.

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>1987
>I am... forgotten

>>216246551
Half the cast of the show is jewish lol

Bros... i wish dearly I could go back and watch s1 for the first time again. So much magic. The Christmas lights scene. Absolutely terrifying. When they found (fake)will's body. Heartbreaking. >goodbye, mike. ;_;
Take me back

>>216246551
The opening of Vecna violating his mouth was actually crazy. They show the tentacle pulsing and him trembling as Vecna puts baby Demos in him. Vecna cocks his headback and looks like he’s enjoying it. They made it a bit too on the nose.

>>216246610
I don't think a single Netflix show has gotten better over time.

>>216246614
He was asking for it

>>216246572
Im sorry but literally who

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>when the white phosphorus missed the hospital and you have to deal with the palestinian children yourself

>>216246640
Lonnie, Will and Jonathan's dad, and presumably the one who taught Will how to use the rifle he used in S1 (and the opening to S5)

Vecna is building a damn time machine and the twelve children represents a clock. I just realized all the time references in this season. The flux capacitor, the wrinkle in time book and the tesseract that Derek was making in class(they literally use one in the book to travel through time), plus the whole wormhole thing.

>>216242424
>it's probably the worst one.
4 was MILES worse than this, I swear I watched a different last season to everyone else

>>216246661
Uhh okay it was long i couldn't remember the guy

what the fuck? Ericka has tits now?

>>216246581
Are they? I thought it was just Noah and Winona. Is Finn Wolfhard a Mischling?

>>216246673
It happens literally every time
>new season comes out, everyone says IT'S SHIT IT'S SHIT
>years later no one remembers the shit parts because the good parts are still good
I agree with you. This season is better because it corrects the biggest mistakes of the last. It has some problems of its own, but overall it doesn't suffer from any issue the previous seasons also didn't suffer from. So far my ranking is
> 5 > 4 > 2 > 3

I want to bang Mike and Nancy's mom. That is all.

>>216246700
>Is Finn Wolfhard a Mischling?
Did you have your eyes closed every time he's on? lol

>>216246700
Dude... have you seen his nose? You could land a helicopter on that thing

>>216246709
I want to bang Ted and Karen’s daughter and I’m not talking about Nancy

>>216246700
Depends on how you define it. Finn's like one-quarter jewish but his family is Catholic

Wheeler oyakodon...

>>216246763
Catholicism is basically Judaism my dude

>>216246795
umm it's actually the church that Jesus left Peter to grow

>>216246819
Yeah Peter was totally the founder of our church trust me bro

>>216246722
doesn't matter much
Italians and Armenians also have big noses

>>216241277
she and Weird Al Yankovic look like they belong in some realm of eternal Autumn.

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>>216241187
Holy smokes.
Just started episode 2.
I got misty eyed and stuffy nosed from the intro. Something about the courage of parents when their children are at stake just gets to me. Ted is a mild-mannered, unobservant couch potato and Karen is a wine whore who almost cheated on him in S3. They're both completely ordinary, flawed people, but their very first time seeing a demogorgon neither hesitate to trade blows with it because their family's at stake.
I had to take a break and write this post because I will *NOT* fucking cry to Stranger Things season 5, particularly when I didn't get misty eyed or cry for any of the previous seasons. It's bad enough that my eyes watered already.

Why are there so many gays on 4chan?

>>216246819
Then why didn't it exist for 400 years until after Jesus' ascension?

>>216242450
I always wonder about the casting process for characters like this.
Like do they just put out a casting call for a fat piece of shit kid? And are the parents like "Fat piece of shit kid? Our child is perfect!"

>>216246886
Are there?
>>216233271
>>216235497

>>216246882
Ted is going to wake out of the coma and go grab the 'nam gear he burried under the garage concrete like in john wick

>>216246914
It's always a Jew producer's/shareholder's kid.

>>216246915
Maybe AI isnt so bad bros

Alright which one of you cunts poisoned my pumpkin crop this year?

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>BLLRURYHHRHRHR RHRRHHRPPLLLULY *COUGH COUGH*
>MORE! MMMOOOORRREEEEE
that's me getting waterboarded by Chrissy's pussy juices

Is this show really so dead that the biggest show netflix has ever hads last season that came out yesterday has a thread that can last 5 and a half hours?

>>216246534
holy shit you're fucking retarded

>>216247059
Is zero and a half am in the morning dude

>>216247065
Takes one to know one, dillhole

>>216246722
>>216246763
>>216246720
IDK lol,I know a few Wolfhards, all Blonde German-Americans from the midwest. Plus he's from Vancouver. I thought the only leaf jews were from Montreal.

The time line of this show makes no sense. In season 1 holly is literally a toddler. How is she like 13 now?

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>>216242450
He's got good taste

>>216247244
She is 9-10 while her actress is 14

>>216246882
>Something about the courage of parents when their children are at stake just gets to me
i think it's a genetic memory thing. everyone was either a child or parent once and there was a danger they needed protection from. very basic human stuff. animalistic even. it does get me too. when joyce axed the demo was a similar scene, which i excuse for the same reason. despite the military later shooting 5.56 rounds at it later, which should tear them to shreds easily, yet they take like it's airsoft pellets.

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>>216247059
it only JUST came out and people still have to see the almost five hours of content man. just give it this weekend and some more. i am pretty sure tehre are lots of people avoiding the webspace for spoilers like i did.

>>216247412
no people should watch 5 hours straight like me

The timeskip being this small makes no fucking sense, tons of gay anachronistic age shit wouldn't be as big of a deal. This season could have been set in 1989, The party would all be 17-18, set it in the summer after they graduated high school.
Mike sister (and Derrick) would be like? Nine I guess. They still look to old, but I think it would be more believable

>>216242766
>AI Reagan explaining why he has to drop a nuke on the Upside Down to save America

Johnathan won
Dustin won
Stevecucks lost

So they just left dipshit's family tied up in the barn?

>Ashley Klein is a snitch
uhh anti-Semitic much?

Why did the demi run after getting hit with a wine bottle if getting shot 5000 times by m16s does nothing?

Someone make a new general.

>>216246886
4chan was founded by gays, tourist.

>>216244771
sims 1 buy mode song #1