Best girl editionprev >>216256024
first for s05 is dog shit
I LOVE YOU NOAH SCHNAPP WILL BYERS
hollypedos get the rope
>>216260111>Best girl editionpic unrelated lil bro
>best girl>23 years oldbased non-pedo OP
Why are these high schoolers in their 30s
>>216260111these actors still look like teenagers.
>>216256258>>216256521>>216258382https://youtu.be/N_vJMHMBzLM?si=Hu8rFGc8BGAaV8Ul&t=82I'm gonna make 'em give back our past...
>>216260146No, but seriously, why did they cast such a sexy little minx to play her? Every scene she's in it was just too distracting.
>We know bullets don't work on Demogordons but flammenwerfers do>Let's shoot at them with M16s anyway and yell GET SOMEWhy is the military so comedically incompetent?
>>216260526She is adorable, in the way that makes reasonable men want to cherish and protect her. If that gives you sexual thoughts you should castrate yourself.
>>216260579No she's pure sex anon.
>>216260644This didn't happen in the show.
>>216260642glad someone else said it so i don't have to
>You like kissing Will don't you?!
>>216260683Wasn't really that on board with the whole ai thing but now I get it.
>>216260111Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
>>216260644>>216260683Based, can you make one of Holly?
I gave into peer pressure.
>>216260644
why is Henry a pedophile now dressed up like he's Dr Who
>>216260865jannies...
>>216260865Go on...
Nancy was so cute in season one, now my love has turned into a skeleton
>>216260111>Best girlhollyheads...
>>216260938she's always been a skeleton, now she's a hag-faced skeleton
>>216260925>>216260918Ah the duality of anon.
Hey guys. Hope you're having a good thread. Bye!
>>216260967gosh sweatheart, i'm sorry! you're /ourgirl/!
>>216260644>>216260683isn't she supposed to be in middle school? that body is not lore accurate.
>Max>best girt
Why does Jonathan always look like he just pulled an all-nighter doing cocaine?
>>216261054because he does ???
>>216261054This one is by the the most immersion-destroying of the "kids" because he looks like a 50 year old wearing a bad wig and "kids clothes" to some kind of halloween party or something.
>>216261180lmao he looks indian here
>>216261131that's just being British
>>216260839I have not had any success so far. The other anon refuses to do it despite claiming he is able to.
>Joyce: Jonathan I need you to go on a deadly dangerous mission. Will sit here under this electric blanket have a cookie and watch men's volleyballWhat did mother of the year mean by this?
>>216261180>how do you do my fellow whites ?
>>216261231think outside the box a little bit, YN
Holy fuark. This one took me by surprise. Hail grok!
>>216261361for optimal results in doing that, you might want to specify a g-stringagain it blocks nudity but not 80% of a girl's holes showing
>>216261337you have to post this in kc /b/there is a stranger things thread there
Is this thread all coom or can we discuss the show? What did you all think of the ending with the indian girl and will the character be better this time?
>>216260124Only season 1 was good. The rest had moments, but have overall been crap.
>>216261361Oh my. Keep going anon.
ded gen wtf we just got 4 episodes 3 days ago after a 3 year wait and this shit's already dead
>>216261631>>216261026
>>216260111>Drinking Vecna's semen gives you the ability to control the hivemind>Vecna didn't even attempt to stop him for some reasonWhat a garbage show
>>216260683goon fuel yes, but this is truly unreal technology - this didnt exist even two years ago
>>216260124fpbp
try googling stranger things in a desktop browser and see if a dice appears. i just wanted to look up a cast list and was pleasantly surprised by jewgle
mfw someone says sadie is a good actress near me
>>216261740I'm not the anon making the Tina stuff in this thread, but I am the one who's been talking about it and giving pointersI haven't fapped to regular porn in months, I've been too interested in making stuff with grok imagineit's just too easy in case you didn't realize, and it can take a few tries to get just right, but you can also make them say whatever you want
>>216261711It's revealed at the end of the play that it's Vecman's blood that gives the other number children powers. Which makes sense with Will. And retcons the MKUltra stuff
>>216260865I... I don't wanna click on this.
>>216260566it's shitty writting really. they shot at demo's with a 45 in the first season and it clearly had an effect and King Steve messed it up pretty bad with a Nail Bat. They just rewrite powerlevels for whatever they need to happen, they don't care about consinstency anymore. People just walking around in the upside down without suits or masks? yeah, no.
>>216261631Is this grok? I thought grok was unbelievably stringent with their prompts
The show was never well written. The only good part of the show has always been the vibes.
>>216261835>People just walking around in the upside down without suits or masksI completely forgot about that. Writers are hacks
>>216260111Reminder that this actor was the same age IRL in season 1 as his character is supposed to be in season 5.
>>216261801>And retcons the MKUltra stuffWHY did they fucking do this
So these threads are just pedo bait until Christmas?
>>216261902which are stolen from 80s slashers and family movies
>>216261872maybe try it for yourself since it's free and takes like 30 seconds to spit something out, dummy
>>216260566>Why is the military so comedically incompetent?The same military that got defeated by sandal wearing farmers and shepherds in Vietnam and Afghanistan
you had to be there
>>216261931I'm not an AI nigger, nigger. Either way, I'll try it out
>>216261801What? They were taking blood from her to do tests you mongoloid
>>216261908why does present day look like Hannibal Buress had a son
Do we actually discuss the show in these threads or do we just goon over a 7 year old child?
>>216261986Het who? What are you talking about? Did you see the play? Brenner literally says 10 children have survived the transfusion, say hello to your new brothers and sisters. Hope about you fuck off
When the FUCK are we getting a Vol. 2 trailer?
>>216261054Steve hasn't aged a day but Jonathan looks about 40. Drugs really do fuck you, don't they?
Byler endgame or we riot
>>216262032Just ask or say something, I will engage you, I promise, I'm an effortposter through and through
>>216262074>Mike's about to get killed>Will has a literal anime power-up flashback about everything that matters in his life
>>216261631This webm is giving me the fever
Why does it feel like I've watched the same season 5 times now
>people who have been in the upside down have slightly accelerated body agingThere. Fixed. All they need to say.
>/carolineelleabrams/Does she know?
>>216261041>Lucas, I don't like you hanging out with my brotherWhat did she mean by this?
>>216262143Finn has never been in the UD, neither have Lucas or Erica
>>216262032she's 14, fag
>literally every thread about any show from now is gonna be crawling with AI jeets spamming their shitThe worst fucking timeline
>>216262240
>>216261931>>216261631I tried writing in the prompt: "girl changes into g-string and begins to twerk" but got nothingCaptcha: 8TARD
>>216262132I said something to that effect last time, they are not developing the story at all. It's worse, they are going backwards and ignoring world building from previous seasons. The big smoke monster should still be there, why wouldn't it immediately attack and destroy all those military guys who sit inside the other side all day long
>>216261131he is the least immersion breaking because he already looked like this in the last seasons
>>216262240As if actress posting was wholesome before. It was always cancer.
>>216262186Thanks for the new photo, I'm sure Anons won't do anything weird with it.
>>216262256
>I’m sorry — I can’t create or modify images of a person (especially someone who appears to be a minor) in a way that could be interpreted as sexual or suggestive.
>>216260526>No, but seriously, why did they cast such a sexy little minx to play her? Every scene she's in it was just too distracting.flush out jeet pedos on the interwebs for targeted execution
>>216262132Wrong. This season has a wall.
>>216262259that's too much, dummyit can only be 6 seconds longchange her into the g-string, take a screencap, then use that as the base for the next video
>>216262220Holly was 3 in 1983, so she's 7 now
>>216262315yeah and these are 19 year olds lmao
>The flux capacitor sceneActually extremely funny I was actually laughing out loud at it
>>216262132>abducted/missing kid(s)>gay monster with flower mouth>boring alternate dimension (still unexplained)>hop brooding because of dead daughter>winona's xanax pills untaken>eleven using powers to defeat bad guys
>>216262297jesus christ how are you people having such trouble figuring this outyou're not even in the right part of grok
I don't need your AI crap, I can use my imagination to think of being Karen's son and asking her to stand on my face
>>216262409yeah but I can use AI to make her say "You promise you'll stop bullying my son if I let you fuck my ass?"
>>216262355did kids wear ironic retro shirts in the 80s? i thought this was a millennial thing
>>216262434It's not ironicRobin is just THAT quirky lol!
>>216262434Robin's a quirky lesbian with a male best friend
>>216262355>>216262434>>216262446we STAN quirky lebanese girlies in this church!
why are they just killing soldiers left and right?stg anons : are we the bad guys?
Well, I hit rate limit on my main account and goon account but I haven't exhausted all my Tina ideas yet...
>*PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP*that's me plapping Chrissy>*PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP*damn. DAMN. This bitch's pussy is so tight. What the fuck does she do with her pussy in her spare time? Tighten it?>*PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP*HHHHNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHH CUMMING IN CHRISSY'S TIGHT PUSSY
So is stranger things in the terminator universe now?
>>216262498the limit ends after around hoursit's better to pace yourself
Most likely cast member to be reading this thread?I'm going with Maya
>I don't need AIokayI do
>>216262529Finn lurks here
Few questions about Maxine>How did they explain her being in a coma?>Who's paying her medical bills?>Who will adopt her or take her in when she wakes up?Her father was never around, her stepdad fucked off when Billy died, her mother's an alcoholic who probably died since she's never even been to the hospital. Will the Wheelers take her? The Sinclairs? I don't think the Byers have room for one more
>>216262529attrocidad is the holypedo
>>216262529https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1764447915711944.mp4
>>216262539Too much of a generic "hot" body, not sexy at all, looks uncanny with her head, Karen would be way thiccer and have some fucking MEAT on her, you nigger! Do fucking better!
The 2nd trailer music - Mercury "Who wants to live forever" (one of the couples are not surviving the show).There's no time for usThere's no place for usWhat is this thing that builds our dreamsYet tips 'em 'way from usWho wants to live forever?Who wants to live forever?There's no chance for usIt's all decided for usThis world has only one sweet momentSet aside for usWho wants to live forever?Who wants to live forever?Who?Who dares to love forever? (Oh, whoa!)When love must dieBut touch my tears with your lipsTouch my world with your fingertipsAnd we can have foreverAnd we can love foreverForever is our todayWho wants to live forever?Who wants to live forever?Forever is our todayWho waits forever anyway?
>>216262559>being in a comaHer heart stopped and her mind got trapped inside vecnas. If you can't believe this, why on earth would you believe any of the premises of this literal science-fiction and fantasy show?>medical billsPoor people don't have to pay anything. The government covers it>who will adopt herNo one. Her mom will continue being her mom.
>>216262592you're retarded
>>216262620>wearing heels to the poolWoman moments
>>216262559She still has her mother even if she drinks.
>>216262614>Her mom will continue being her mom.Her druk mom that has never been to the hospital and lived in a small shitty trailer?
>>216262606Will's gonna die since he's attached to Vecna and feels everything the hivemind does
I've always liked Joyce and her family because they're poor like me, they're my compadres. FUCK the Wheelers, Nancy's a sheltered princess, Mike's a spoiled asshole and Holly's a future bully.
>>216262406nigga i went to the official fuckin open ai site and was willing to pay and its giving me shitill fucking pay for this shit, show me where it is idgaf, i know the free shit wont do it, so just the fucking ai that does it,neither the twitter grok, or the official ai its based on, nor open ai will do it
>>216261054Jonathan should have been killed two seasons ago based on how ugly he is, he serves no purpose and my boy Steve is gotta take that pussy from him like a bitch
>>216262711Holly is a perfect princess, you're just brown
>>216262711I'm trying to fuck Nancy, anon, I'm trying.
>>216262384yeah, there were some good moments in this part. every season has fun stuff in it, despite fluctuating in quality overall.
Making Steve still hung up on Nancy in Season 4 and now 5 as well is the single dumbest fucking thing they've done in this show.
>>216262726all the stuff in this thread was made with grok imagine you fucking retard
>>216262384It actually was funny, both Steven and Dustin turned their head towards Jonathan.
>>216261902the first season had solid writing. it was derivative with it's scenes and elements, but as it's own, it was solid. nothing glaring that doesnt make sense (i just finished it again).that's why you keep stuff simple, less characters, less monsters and you focus on quality. that's when you get the good stuff.
>>216262726using ai is wrong and evil. it makes you stupid, inept, ignorant, and incapable of thinking, creating, or problem solving. don't use it. don't be the agent of your own replacement and the destruction of your mind and soul. it's the mark of the beast.
>>216262750
>>216262816Keep your eyes on the fucking road, steve
>>216262760as soon as you fucking click the create image it asks you to sign in, if you drag an image and tell it to do shit, it immediately gave that "warning" message when I did another one it says "i cant create sexualized images without consent" or whatever the fuck
>>216262813thanks for chiming in, pedro
>>216261801The MKUltra stuff was way more interesting. Guess it was too close to home.
>>216262831They're coming for you
>>216262831then you're still on the wrong fucking tabmy god
So Vecna is a pedo in this season?
I watched the 1st episode and not hooked, are the next 3 better
>>216262752He calls Nancy his friend.It looks to me he is trying to make her happy and her lover is Jonathan (It's just Jonathan is insecure as fuck and fir some reaon after season 2 he just avoids serious talk with Nancy.). Like suggesting Jonathan to focuse on her and not him.
>>216262831sucks to be youIt made this for me in 30 seconds
>>216262872yes that's when we get Derek KINO
>>216262903>his laugh when his dad hits the ground
is Ted alright? he got put through a wall then you just don't see him again in the hospital
derek chads where we at
>>216262506Literally who?
>>216262752what's the steve meta in DBD?
>>216262434Fun fact: retro 80s shirts were actually just 80s shirts during the 80s.
>>216262816gemmy frameguess the duffers still got it a bit
>>216262752You can bet that one of them is going to clime that tower once more in a life and death situation and would be shocked.My bet is on Steve.
Millies tits are distracting when she runs Her nipples were protruding in that gym gear.She is very thick.
>>216260111>trailer spoils Vecna overrunning the military faculty>absolutely nothing happens for 4 episodesWhy did this take 3 years to make?
>>216263148The perks that make you scream obviously
>>216263248million dollar question. it's not even like they have the covid excuse like they did for season 4
>>216263248Millie was busy getting blown out by producers for more roles
>>216263277i actually haven't played a second of DBD in my life so you'll have to explain to me what this all means beyond them being his perks
>>216263301there's nobody cuter
>>216263302They're just survivor perks anyone can use any perks. 2 of them are from Nicolas Cage and both make you scream under certain conditions, one of them is from Trevor Belmont and makes you see where the killer is more often, and the last one is from Quentin Smith and is just there to help activate the others more often.
>>216263332so survivor screaming is an actual game mechanic? kek based. i understand your meta now. just make the nigga scream as often as possible so he can light up the map for yourself and teammates (correct me if i'm wrong)
>>216263361Screaming is a chad move in DBD. Ordinarily killer perks can make you scream and it's a bad thing, if you're a survivor running shit that makes you scream then that's gonna annoy the killer and make them chase you instead of the others.
>>216262614>Poor people don't have to pay anything. The government covers itThen what are leftists always complaining about?
>>216262687No, Will was present when they filmed the epilogue where they reunite at some bar in the early 90's, the only one not present was Eleven, because the actual ending after that scene will probably be Mike arriving at their house near some waterfalls where Eleven is safe from glowies>inb4 that conversation of Hopper and Mike was about Eleven dyingNo, I remember when the images of Mike and Eleven on the radio rooftop leaked and absolutely NOBODY got it right. Most embarrassing theories were Bylers saying they were breaking up or whatever. So Hopper and Mike could be talking about anything,
>>216263382i kneel. great game design. are there any survivor-specific perks? in case there are, i'm curious about bill from l4d, considering that i have hundreds of hours in 2
>>216263388>still being a directionbrained golemHaven't you learned anything from the past 100 years?
>>216263415Every character has 3, Bill's are pretty goodHe's not voiced by Jim French though
>>216263475>He's not voiced by Jim French thoughi remember hearing about this. he died a while ago, right?and what are steve's perks?
>>216261835Simple explanation really, it's Vecna/Mind Flayer powering the demos accordingly. Vecna wants to be in control so badly he's decides on who has it easy and who has it hard. Ergo, he powers up the demogorgans depending on the scenario. In the first season, he didn't want the demogorgan to kill the kids (as they were part of his future plans) so he nerfed it. In this season, his priority was the kids and the military was in the way. Ergo he had level up the demogorgans to remove that barrier>>216261907Simple explanation. When they realized that Will was able to survive in the Upside Down without any PPE/Harman suit, they ditched all of the safety equipment because the air wasn't toxic
>>216263283if they take this long I'd expect at least one of two:>extremely well written story>extreemely good visual effectsand they got neither
>>216263283>it's not even like they have the covid excuse like they did for season 4The strike
>>216260111So, a broken winebottle is able to wound demogorgan bot, 100 military guys shooting at it for 2 minutes does nothing?Okay.-..I don't get why the military in this has to be pathetic and cartoonish. They have secondary antagonists with no sympathy or competence.
>>216263499Yeah but he was still alive when they put him in DBD so he could have, BHVR was just cheap with voice actors for a long time but lately have been getting the actual actors for crossover stuff.
hehehe the lesbian said she likes dick
Stevebros are we going to make it?
>>216263302>Explain the Steve metaIn DBD survivors once leveled are basically just skins, with the difference being just their model and their audio (breathing, injured noises, screams)Steve's voice actor for the DBD character has a really funny and annoying scream. It sounds like a seagull caw.The Steve meta in DBD is Stevegull: using as many perks as you can (or just Scene Partner, which makes you scream many times) that force your own character to scream as possible. Screams are map-wide so you force the other 4 players to hear Steve constantlyit's annoying as shit and extremely funny if you have several people all playing Stevegull
>>216260111Who are these people who vote this 9?
>>216263631Dick Nixon, she said while she didn't agree with the 1972 money supply expansion, she understood it in principle.
>>216263728me
>>216263631that whole Dick arch was sus as hell then flat top gets involved? the fuck writers some fucking perverts
>>216263747what is wrong with you, son?
>Holly talking to Henry>teacher is horrified>Karen thinks her daughter is a schizo>Ted's the only reasonable one about an imaginary friendwhat did the Duffers mean by this
>>216263803>the drunken bitch getting mad at him for not participating in an argumentpeople are taking her side, too, it's funny
>>216263610it's so they can have their unearned ending where will kills them. this couldve been easier achieved by having more demo's around, kinda like a starship troopers deal where they just flood everything with bodies. that would cost more money though. or just write it better.
>>216263839they completely forgot they made dog and bat versions that could've been much easier fodder
>>216260111
I was shitting on S2 yesterday but S3 isn't as bad as I rememberI think it's because S3 is tonally so far off S1 that it makes me compare them less, as opposed to S2 which was clearly trying to be a real sequel to S1, just as complete horrible shit.I still feel bad for Joe Keery who I have to imagine ran over one of the writers' dogs at some point with how bad the material they give him is
>>216262529joe keery or finn
>>216263865when did eleven gain the power to duplicate her limbs?
>>216263865count the hands.you could specify that "they embrace" as an easy way to combat that, since they'll wrap their arms around each other.
>>216262311Genius. Thank you
>>216263803>>216263829About the most that can be said negatively about Ted is that he seems emotionally distant. From what has been shown or implied, he provides well for and loves his family, and when the Demogorgon invaded the house, he did just as much as Karen to try to fight it off, without hesitation. Karen is apparently a heavy drinker who was literally minutes away from cheating on her husband with her son's teenage bully.
>>216263907Billy wasn't bullying Mike
>>216263388Leftists are always upper middle class
>>216263916He made like he was going to run him and the other kids over with his car, forcing them off the road.
>>216263728Jeets
>>216263916He almost ran him over dude
>>216263865Like this.And remember don't use the word "kiss" they flagged that a while back. But they didn't actually ban kissing, so just say "passion. romance. lust." etc. and it will in the gaps for you.
>>216263839>kinda like a starship troopers deal where they just flood everything with bodiesyeah, especially considering how much they love homagesEither way, this military is retarded, they had no plan to protect the base. They didn't have formations; they didn't even take cover.If they realize monsters can come from anywhere, you'd think they would be able to figure out something, but nope, they are just running around with no plan.
>>216263944Yeah because he wanted to scare Max, he's not dumb enough to commit manslaughter
>>216263865I don't care about these hags, find a way to give me HollyxTinaor HollyxDebbie I think? The girl that Lardlad helps evacuate from the base
it's not the same without him
>>216264005>we will never get the s4 team up chadduo with Billy and Steve as they slaughter their way through the UpsidedownFeels bad man
>>216260124it's certainly lackluster for how much time they spent producing it
>>216264005damn i forgot this show used to not look like shit
>>216260111>Hopper shoots three military guys in the jeep with no hesitation>they interrogate the surviving one, and after the interrogation, they just leave him aliveThe fuck? Why did the other grunts deserve the doe to die with no question, but this guy was spared?This season has so many plot holes.
>>216264037They were actively attacking them so they got killedHop would have been executing a prisoner if he had killed the other guyThe real question you should be asking is why hopper put that scientist in the closet as bait to be shot to death. THAT felt insanely out of character for him
>>216264005Why were they mad at each other again?
>>216263991I'm going to demonstrate for you a secret technique.
>>216263991how about Tina and her villain
>>216264063Steve at this point doesn't give a shit about any of the gay ass highschool drama shit because he's fought a demogorgun and is beginning to realize there are more importan things in lifeBilly is still in that retard highschool mode so he's trying to start shit so he can be the new "king of hawkins high"
>>216260566>>Let's shoot at them with M16s anyway and yell GET SOMEThe guy who yelled "GET SOME" was on an M2 Browning .50 BMG (pic related).50 BMG is SIGNIFICANTLY more powerful that 5.56 (what M16s fire), and really ought to have done way more against the demogorgons given 12 gauge stun locked them, so I do not at all blame him for shouting "GET SOME!"Also flamethrowers require special training. You need a large number of troops to control an occupied civilian populace, and it's too expensive/time consuming to train them all in flamethrowers.Also also, their main target was Eleven; they brought all the children to the MAC-Z because they thought Eleven was the one kidnapping them given she was at the Wheeler house when Holly went missing.The reason they didn't have Hedgehogs at the MAC-Z to deal with Vecna seems to be that they sent reinforcements into the Upsidedown after Eleven and Hop attacked the research facility. Dr. Kay mentioned the cavalry being on it's way before getting knocked out. Expect more military coming for Hop, Eleven and Eight in episode 5. Lieutenant Akers and Dr. Kay are also likely alive.Real talk my only significant issue with the military is Sergeant Ramirez not waiting for a return salute from Dr. Kay before leaving, but she seems to be a cunt who would never return a salute anyway and he could have just learned not to bother beforehand. Also minor shit like some of them lacking unit emblems you'd think they'd have, but given how many fucking extras there were I can't be too upset.>>216261835>People just walking around in the upside down without suits or masks? yeah, no.They tested the town after dandruff exposure at the end of last season and found out it was a nothingburger, so why bother?
>>216264063It was just a rivalry at that point and Billy was way better than Steve at basketball
>>216262311Better but I still can't get them to change into a g-string. It'll sometimes change them into a bikini. Either way, when I make the vid they won't twerk. I'm assuming you don't actually use the word twerk but I don't know what else to use other than "jiggling their bodies"
>>216264062Hopper and Eleven are legit psychos this season, the military might be off about her committing Henry’s murders but they’re not wrong that Eleven is super dangerous.
>>216264098How did she do that??
>>216264098Molly used dimension door!
>>216264037Eleven was down, so they would have been captured if Hop didn't shoot those three guys.Eleven was back up when it was down to Lieutenant Akers, so they were able to capture him.Akers had been mindfucked into unconsciousness/presumed death when they left him.>>216264062>The real question you should be asking is why hopper put that scientist in the closet as bait to be shot to death. THAT felt insanely out of character for himThis.>>216264122Did you miss the shit the military did last season?
>>216264063Because Steve was the school alpha male, and Billy, the new potential alpha male at the school, wanted to assert his dominance. That's basically it.
>>216264122I wouldn't call El a psycho for killing soldiers that are actively hunting her down and have proven theyre capable of capturing her with their targetted emp thing. Would you call her a psycho for crashing the helicopter that was shooting at her last season? They're both fine with the exception of hopper using the scientistfag as bait. That was OOC writing
>>216264121twerk almost always works fine for me, but if it's not working, "turns around and wiggles" usually willand you play around with modifiers like doing the splits, squatting down, touching her toes, etc.
>>216264103m50+dozens of m16s unloading not even phasing the demo, but a broken wine bottle caused it to bleed. immersion wrecked.
why did will's nose bleed at the end? this show is so fucking confusing
>>216264195Broken wine bottles are sharp bro
>>216260124Season 4 wasn’t bad but maybe it’s because Eddie carried it
>>216264122i think not holding back is fair ball after they use that speaker on her
>>216264227Why did will's butthole leak at the end?
Why are they so worried about knowing where Hopper is at all times when he does the crawls?
There is not a single competent male character in this entire show.All the guys just follow the female characters who are all in charge for some reason, and know everything, are never stumped.And everybody makes the same marvel quips instead of just communicating, none of the conversations are organic, they just follow along because the story needs them to.I've never seen a show where it's more obvious that every character is written by the same writer, and in her head they all use her voice.Absolute dog shit show, humiliation ritual.
>>216261041Based Holly Chad
>>216264263for unnecessary dramathey say or imply that they haven't even seen any monsters in a while along with vecna being missingSteve suggests that he might already be dead because nothing has happened since the end of last season and it's been over a year
>>216264104It's funny watching Billy apparently being great when he can't even reach the hoop because he's a turbomanlet
A little nitpick I'm bothered by that I haven't seen anyone mention>steve and co. Drive into the upside down (scene is pure chemo desu)>make contant with hopper and el>hopper tells them to wait where they are, they'll come get them and regroup>they don't. Instead they go into the base to try and open that door. With hopper intending to an heroWhat the fuck hopper those kids are in danger
>>216264279Every male character, when not accompanied by a female character, occupies themselves by talking about one of the female characters, and this is quite on purpose.
>>216264279>t. first time watching a netflix showdid you also notice how the only person paying attention in physics class was the black girl?
>>216264279Both of the points you made are just plain wrong btw
>>216264327That's because she's a nerd, dumbass
>>216264180Either way grok has been amazing. Thanks. The only gay thing is that they don't let you actually delete your imagine prompts off the server yoursef, you have to delete your account. I don't want my goon cave to be found so I'll just use burner emails from now on
>>216264311They thought they'd get through the big door and kill Vecna once and for all, telling them to sit tight was his way of keeping them out of danger
>>216264279the season sucks but this is probably the dumbest reason to hate it desu you just sound like a sensitive whiny culture warrior moron and a perpetual victim
What are some obvious foreshadowings you notice?>Lucas will use a sniper rifle>Max might be a bit kooky and would leave Holly behind without a question>Murray is 100% dying
>>216264279This. The male characters suck now all except Hopper. Steve has potential but of course they're never gonna let the jock overshadow muh pretty empowered women
>>216264366They had no idea if he was there or notJust earlier in the same episode hop himself said that they dont know if holly is behind the wall so they shouldn't focus on it too much
>>216264376max is not maxcap this
>>216264195>m50M2 Browning; .50 BMG>broken wine bottleI think the show's logic is that the mouth is the weak point, and she stabbed it in the mouth, while the military largely missed the mouth (except for Sullivan who seemed to stunlock one by shooting it in the mouth with 12 gauge in webm related (both times it reeled back were accompanied by the SFX used for his 12GA))The fact that their hide is thick enough for them to not take any damage from .50 BMG though is ridiculous. Even if you had on armor that could block a .50 BMG, you'd still get busted bones and organs, since that energy is still being transferred. The only way it could be justified is if the M2 gunners in episode 1 and 4 both missed every shot on an 8ft tall target at point blank range.
why does Robin's love interest look like Molly Ringwald
>>216264382What in the actual fuck are you smokingSteve has been a gigachad since his redemption in s1 and the show absolutely treats him like one
what exactly is a zoomer
>hopper bends the old lady overhot
If I were in that base things wouldn't have gone down the way they didThere would have been alot of demogorgun blood around that gate
>>216264279That's never been the case, not even for a single season. Hopper always leads, as does Mike and even Dustin, Eleven obviously has superpowers so she does the heavy lifting, but she never comes up with ideas because she's autistic and a bit retarded. You're probably a triggered incel because of Nancy, but she's a good character.
>>216260111What the fuck happened to Robin?She looks older than Joyce
>>216264435>el was right to be jealous
>>216264311>What the fuck hopper those kids are in dangerHopper knows they can survive without him
>>216264418Read what I wrote, retard. They're not gonna let him "overshadow" any other of boss babes. Read: he probably won't really get much other than an asspull moment where he suddenly saves Dustin or something. Although I agree the dude's a gigachad, this first 4 episodes have done jackshit with him other than the dick measuring contest he has with Jonathan. So no, he is not treated like a giga chad. Nancy is the brains (and the brawn, apparently) in that whole cringe triangle.
>Eleven has lived with Hopper on and off for combined years at this point>has never tried beef jerky>Hopper didnt know she doesnt kike jerkyPlot hole???
>>216264454Stop pushing this shit, Sadie is not into that kike rat or the nigger, she's a full blown lesbian
Given the premise of this show is nostalgia porn, I don't know how these writers found the restraint to not include any sarah/connor terminator references
>>216260111>nigger things
>>216264474... do you know who plays Dr. Kay?
Demogorgan fighting redshirts>extremely agile>unbelievable fast>efficient killer that wastes no time mowing through soldiers>can tank M16s >a single swipe sends men flying 20 feet into the airDemogorgans when fighting named characters>walk around slowly like michael myers stalking a victim>stops to roar every 5 seconds>falls for home alone traps>gets stunned by shovels being swung by scrawny highschoolers>non-lethal swipesThis season has zero tension. The action scenes are a fucking bore since I know nobody important will die unless is extremely choreographed beforehand.
>>216264474What do you think the Russian assassin in S3 was?
>>216264376Someone is going to get zapped on the radio tower
>>216264376Will is gay.
Lost Sister "Jeets in Chicago" was the most effective episodeit's so bad that it directs all hate towards it, and not towards where it should go which is every second of the literal hours upon hours upon hours the show spent on the cartoony pointless retarded embarrassing soviet union plot in seasons 3 and 4i'd argue no other single episode did as much for this show being well-remembered, it's a lightning rod for fan distaste
>>216264492That was my point. The entire writing staff are redditors who want to show off with wink+nods to everything 80s. They get Linda Hamilton casted and don't say something about Terminator.
>>216264468Beef jerky didn't exist until november 2nd 1987. It was the first he was trying it, too
>>216264391Eleven said to him that she felt an energy like hers behind the big door and that it could only be Vecna
>>216263958how do you bypass the cumshots block?
>>216264474>I don't know how these writers found the restraint to not include any sarah/connor terminator referencesDid you not see season 3, retard?
>>216264440>Season 1>School newspaper reporter, with dip shit boyfriend decides she wants betterCool>Season 5>Permanently pissed-off>Somehow became competent with weapons, commanding the entire group, being strong willed>Except still finding time to get really upset against harmless words used by men>I know guns better than you boys>I'm going to shoot you in your tiny balls if you don't do what I want right nowStarted out a great character, but somewhere along the way became completely insufferable girlboss, it takes me out of the show
>>216264545So you were hoping that an Arnold lookalike would be airdropped into the base and say to Dr Kay "I'm looking for Sarah C... I mean Eleven"
>Demogorgon shows up>It's chief aim is to make scary roars>It's secondary goal is to capture or killI'm tired of horror monsters roaring first instead of just attacking. Every single fucking horror movie does this.
>>216264593>Started out a great character, but somewhere along the way became completely insufferableThat's the case for every character, they're all cartoonishly stupid now. The most extreme case is Robin, who only had one good season.
>>216264468>>Hopper didnt know she doesnt kike jerkyhe said he was packing for himself. he knew she didn't like it.
>>216264396Is it typical for soldiers to fire at an enemy in a circular formation around it? Nobody is worried about friendly fire?
>>216264468>>216264635that retarded little slut literally only eats wafflesshe had ice cream once, but that's it
>>216260111This series was absolutely fucking garbage I couldn't believe how bad it was. Then they brought back the fucking INDIAN from the season 2 spin-off pilot bullshit that EVERYONE FUCKING HATED! What the fuck were they smoking when they made this series? Goddamn it was bad, easily the worst of them all.
>>216264632The original 4 kids are completely ancillary characters at this point, it's not been about them for some time.They don't really accomplish anything that couldn't be done instead by another character, the newer characters move the story along, the original 4 are just there for continuity
>>216264672Not typical, but when the enemy is jumping 20ft and landing in the middle of you, you make due with what you got, I guess. Soldiers typically fall back on training when shit hits the fan, and there's no training for if a bullet-proof monster mario hops into the middle of your formation.That said we really should have seen more troops going down to friendly fire from this.
>>216264672I thought it was weird that all the soldiers and hopper just fire full auto, wasting whole magazines on absolutely nothing
>>216260111maya hawke looks so fucking rough in this
>>216264559Holy shit the pajeeta is vegna?
>>216263907Ted should have came into the kitchen and died saving his wife. You can't allow that in the current year though so they had him get fucked up for absolutely nothing and (potentially) die as a useless retard. Him saving his wife would have been fucking CHARACTER BUILDING but the duffers are fucking idiots.
>>216264776Nah she kind of forgot the other test subjects existed
so now we have 8, 11, and will. I guess Max and Holly are gonna end up with powers along with the other kids
>>216264771She's no Uma.
>1980s>vecna has crazy telekinetic powers that can pretty much do anything>nobody calls him a retard for deciding to fixate on some childish "muh destroy humanity" obsessionimmersion ruined
>>216264829if you had his powers what would you do?
>>216264778Yeah, i figured the same.It's really weird how the most progressive shows depict the most brutal violence against women.It's like they want everything to be fucked up and ugly and gruesome.
>>216264829they haven't even given us a goal for vecna. he's just a bad guy doing random bad stuff? he could wipe out the world any time he wanted by summoning a gorillion demogorgans. so what the fuck does he want
They've really gotten lazy with this show. They just don't care that much about consistent writing so I don't really care much about it in return. >wine bottle from a housewife hurts the demogorgon>dozens of rifles, mounted machineguns, don't do shit>soldiers are apparently just fodder>army base in the upside down just stays there no problem like they're out camping>they don't have any cameras, nothing, just some dude on a tower who can only look one way>Eleven and Hopper trying to catch up to the demogorgon to save Holly>constantly stop to bitch and moan about their personal problems
>>216264778a little moment of Ted just saying "Karen, Holly get out of here!" would have gone a long way, but it could have been worse he could have obliviously walked up the stairs without grabbing the golf bat but he at least knew something was wrong and was coming to save them
>what is that?
I have no recollection of previous seasons cos there's like 3 or 4 year fucking gaps between them and i couldn't be fucked to rewatch anything, so i basically went into season 5 blind...that being said, i actually enjoyed it so far, i guess since you know its the last season there actually feels like there's something at stake. Also Its kind of crazy how many fucking characters and plotlines there are in this show. The one nigger kid is such a non-entity he may was well not exist, his sister is more of memorable character than his flatop monkey brillo pad hair ass. And trying to make the down syndrome kid act all hard and tough is really cringe - hes meant to be a goofy looking comic releif character, cant stand that fucking freak. Too much deadweight in this show they should have already killed off some key characters by this point, likle cmon its the last season anyway. Predicting steve will die so nancy and the fag can be married and not have him in the way, Will will die in some sacrifice to kill the hivemind thing and i would say hopper would too but they already did that once so probably not.
>>216264876does he have that many demogorgans cus I'm not so sure about that
>>216264927>They've really gotten lazy with this show.Clearly Netflix stepped in and told the Duffer brothers to fuck off and HQ is in charge now. It's the only explanation for how bad this series is.
>>216264855i would have used my powers to give myself an easy life. he has regenerative powers so if he's immortal, then after a few centuries if i got bored i'd go fuck off and go explore space or some shit like doctor manhattan>>216264876>>216264958didn't he "create" the mind flayer by giving form to some mist shit?
>Mrs. Wheeler>STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER>stunning and brave>Joyce>goes up against an eldritch monstrosity with mind powers who she just saw massacre a handful of soldiers>YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM! >and actually walks up to him when doing so>stunning and braveIt's so fucking stupid. It's like the writers wanted to go out of their way to show how brave women can be when they accomplished completely nothing. They may as well have been yelling at a nuclear explosion telling it stop exploding. It made no sense. Try to at least fight it properly. The demogorgon doesn't even speak English as far as the Wheeler mom knew.
>>216264778i thought for sure he would have buried the iron into the back of the demos skull in at least one show of masculine energy but that was a bridge too far for the writers. what an utterly useless character.
>>216264927Karen stabbed the demogorgon a few times but I doubt she actually hurt it, it swatted her like a fly
>>216264927>Army guys have zero discipline and all their dialogue is made up entirely of dialogue from other army guy movies>El really cares about what hopper thinks until they meet in the upside down and he's just an idiot>Hopper cares about El more than anything, but won't share food with her>Winona Rider is barely sentient, clearly could not give a single shit>Robins lines sound like they were crowdsourced from RedditSlop
I do not care for Robin.
>>216264990s4 said he essentially created the Mind Flayer, but then the screen play which the creators keep telling us is canon apparently retcon'd that hard and said the mind flayer has been manipulating Henry so I don't really know what is happening. Henry being afraid of the rocks is apparently a reference to the play too it's where he was first thrown into Universe X so it's positioning his turn into "Vecna" as something very traumatic for him aka maybe positioning the Mind Flayer as the true big bad. what a mess we need clarification for this
>>216265044I'm thinking she's gonna be the one getting killed off.
>>216265080Nope
>army men all gathered around in a circle around the demigorgon>start shootingDid they all want to get shot? The real suicide squad up in there.
everything after season 1 has been a mess
>>216265080>fridging the lesbianNot gonna happen.
>>216265080>netflix risking getting accused of burying the gaysNot likely
Why was Will shocked by gay people in a hospital
>>216265148because he's deep in the closet and seeing a friend be gay was affirming to him or something along those lines
>>216265148He saw 2 cute girls kissing and realized hes actually straight.
>>216265148dude ran awayi would have asked politely if i could watch while fapping
Literally nothing happened this season. Had Will not sussed out the target on Derek's back he still would have ended up kidnapped at the camp with all the other kids. There's so much contrived he-said she-said-ing but at the end of the day nothing they did affected Vecna's return or Holly's kidnap. The only thing of consequence in the entire volume 1 was Hopper and Eleven freeing 8 which they did in complete isolation from the rest of the group.
>>216265143>>216265147That's why they're killing her. So they can ramp up the gayness and talk about how she was the one who helped Will come out and all the survivors can cry about it at the end.
Why didn't Vecna kill Will, his mom, or any of this friends? I'm going to assume Vecna is manipulating Will into growing his abilities for whatever reason. Otherwise that made no sense. Dude just destroyed an entire army base and except them.
frank darabont directed episodes for this.. look how far this motherfuckers fell.
>>216264855Rape...
They should revive Billy and send him back in time to beat Henry to death
>>216265224>dresses up as a 50s bully
>>216265224This is the only way to save the show. Have Billy come back and fix everything.
>>216264855Find a way to become rich. Find a way to become handsome. Telekinetic powers are awesome but being super attractive makes you a god.
we're in here>>216251044>>216251044
>>216264062>They were actively attacking them so they got killedHopper shoot first
>>216265224he would just try to fuck Mrs Wheeler again
>>216265003While I think the karen one was a bit silly, joyce has been through this shit a hundred times it actually makes sense she would try to stand up to the domogorgun
>yet another elaborate planning scene
>>216265148He unlocked his lesbian fetish and realized he's just a late bloomer normal guy
>>216265205She's not dying
>>216265274Retard
>>216265295why was karen trying to save her daughter was silly
>Sending my poor son out there is far too dangerous>Jonathan you go instead
>>216265003yeah its so heavy-handed, especially with nancy being the "boss bitch" who everyone has to look to as the leader and she also happens to be the best with guns and smartest etc.>ugh the doctor just called me sweetheart. I le hate when people call me that Honestly surprised they decided to make the "evil" scientist a female character
>>216265342actually realistic
>>216265039>>Hopper cares about El more than anything, but won't share food with her... are you stupid?
>>216265202Aside from, you know, Will killing three demogorgons with his mind. If you ignore that major thing that happened, then I guess nothing happened.
>>216265293i can live with that
I just realized if these faggots had just done back to back seasons, like what tv shows had been doing for years. This shit would have been over with in 2021. It would be old news by now. This shit took so long to finish I stopped caring.
rewatching season 3 which i have always considered shit and got to the scene where robin comes out to steve - it is writing and acting gold compared to the schlock of season 5. everyone has been massacred but i think robin came out worst of all.
>>216265445almost as if something happened in 2020 that delayed seasons 4 and 5
>>216265515Robin is randomly borderline autistic in S4 and is now full blown autistic this season. Not just pairing her up with Steve romantically was an awful decision that we are now seeing the ramifications of with the love triangle bullshit.
>>216265537A fake world wide virus?
>>216265515robin looks like shes aged 10 years
>>216265572i don't think a romantic pair up was necessary, fits better with what steve's character turned into to have them just be friends imo. they just shouldn't have turned her into a literal retard. what happened to the qt sardonic code-cracking lesbo
>>216264103>>216264396I've always took issue with this shows inability to commit to the bit. They emulate the score, iconography, character archetypes and tropes of the era. But when it comes down to the visuals, they shoot this glossy looking shit with sleek camera movements (one ers) and modern sensibilities.It was the same vibe I got from super 8. Lens flares all over the place. I legit forget that movie is a period piece.
>>216264396Bullets doing little against demos vs spiked/bladed weapons has been a thing from the start. IMO it's a survival horror videogame thing.
>page 10>no bakeIt's over... strangerbros.. we lost...
>>216264435they would've made a better couple than him and el
