Fools sip
>>216311547?
>>216311567curious too.
>>216311567Beak designed for cracking open functioning societies
>>216311567Men have large masculine noses not gay anime twink noses you fag
>>216311547>le based alternative far-right groyper comedian>is obese, physically repulsive, and degenerate???
>>216311649you're discovering that retards have zero self awareness which is what makes them retardsthe more you know
i need mike to live
>>216311615but why is is hooked?
>>216311600>>216311649>>216311672
>>216311702this. my nose is substantial but it doesnt have that curvature. it's the shape i'm interested in. got an explanation for it?
>>216311547Sam looks raped
>>216311547>brings his shitty soda hoping to shill it on the podcast>Harland forces him to cover it up
>>216311649Next you'll tell me Fuentes is not a white surname
>>216311841>America first>all he does is shill for muslims and communistsHim saying we shouldn't bomb venezulean gangs smuggling drugs into the US because venezulea is anti-israel was a real mask off moment
>>216311547>Sam: "Im the master of trolling bro. No one can understand my level of meta irony! I'm unstoppable!">"Heh, make a Gorilla nest.">Sam: "F-FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!"I can't think of a single bigger backfire and fall from grace than from that podcast appearance. No wonder EP turned out to be a fat pile of shit. Sam's career is a house of lies that until that point has been maintained only by vague posturing and shouting political rants from his proverbial ivory tower (this is how much of a mouth breather Sam comes across when actually engaging with the left https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VgOukbC6lqM ) This guy cannot operate without a script.
>>216311895Do you have the picture of Charles looking into the camera and just smiling
>>216311895why are you still posting the clip of that CTE retard chimping out?
>>216312016Because it's funny and embarrassing for Sam. His hands are literally shaking trying to push a 60yo boomer around lol.
>>216311895You got trolled retard
>>216311931
>>216311649He's a clownHis whole life is a bitHe's that dedicated to his craft
I find it funny that they first paid jannies to shill fishtank and then to delete any threads about it once Jet and Ben's school of editing logs came to the forefrontAnyway how's next rugpull prep going?
>>216312098Sam is a gymcel while Harlan is old school jock. If they were the same age Sam would have repressed memories about Harlan stuffing him into lockers and fucking his oneitis.
>>216312098retard I'm talking about the clip you linked in your post
>>216312370So what ever happened to Jet?
>>216311615>my daddy is so big and strong he is bigger and stronger than your dad!! my daddy protects me from jews unlike your daddy!! i love my daddy and he loves me!!!
>>216312424https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZSfHhASeM0&lc=Ugzs5H2V4YYVy4mWwO14AaABAg
>>216312121lol, build a nest
>>216312326nice cope
>>216312836You have severe low-functioning autism
>>216312868>no argument, just more name callingmind broken Sam Hyde simp in actionimagine falling for the MDE fraud/scam
>>216312907That's not name calling, it's a real diagnosis and if you took it seriously your life would improve
>>216312809ahhhhhh i hate how everyone in that sphere apes sam's cadence and vibe ahhh shut the fuck up be your own person holy shiiiiiit
>>216312956no one asked you, Dr. Faggot.
>>216311547Drinking from a can or bottle is unrefined. If you're appearing on a show you should use a mug.
>>216312978You didn't know what to ask, you've been wallowing helplessly in autism your whole life and it looks like that's gonna continue
report eceleb threads as off-topic
>>216312998Tell us how much you donated to Buckingham and wasted on Sam's garbage like fishtank and EP
>>216313032I've given them zero cents ever, stop deflecting and stop stalling, you have been diagnosed with a serious mental illness and it's nothing to be ashamed of but you need to acknowledge it
>>216312907309k is kind of a lot isnt it
>>216312809is he still fucking ellie?
>>216311649and critically unfunny. He admitted he's not skilled enough like Harland to keep a bit going for a long show.
>>216312907I'm almost certain this guy is faking it.
>>216312809I don't get it. Where does it say Jet is fired?
>>216312809nu-mde fanatics giving the crew free work deserve all the shit they get, they deserve getting swindled out of their time and effort. losers, all of em
>>216313144Huh?
>>216311547>MARKYPOSTS could be here, Sam thought.>"Ive never been on this podcast before, MARKYPOSTS could be anywhere">The heat of the lamp behind him starts to make him feel sweat building up in his ass cheeks.>I HATE MARKYPOSTS he thought.>Paranoid delusions reverberated his entire brain, making it pulsate as he finds one last drop of his 5 dollar MSRP, 8oz can of ZIPP that he is pretending to drink to buy time, barely caffeinated but still washing away his (merited) fear of MARKYPOSTS.>"By flipping this table I can make him stop saying "TIGHT AND RIPE" over and over," he said to himself, out loud.
Sam turning into an insecure boomer is not something I would have expected back in 2016
>>216313208he got really jewy and he was already super jewy
>>216312137Kek
>>216313166>>216312424>>216312809
>>216313095Hard to say. She went back to posting thirst traps so they might just be fwbs now
>>216313251No idea what you're trying to convey to me, I never said Jet got fired
>>216311649>obeseIf that's what an obese body look like to you then I can only assume your frame of reference would have to be limp wristed, anorexic soi faggots.
>>216313251I'm not reading all that shit
>>216313280hey alexa pull up israeli obesity rates
>>216311713These philistines think that an aquiline nose is the thing as a big hooked jew beak.
>>216313274Then why did you reply to that post about whatever happened to Jet?
>The next two weeks... *native american tear rolls down cheek*... will determine history>*crickets a month later*
>>216313343Because that's what Jet is doing right now? Angrily replying to that guy's video? What in the fuck do you not understand?
>>216313386what a cornball
>>216313472honestly kind of pathetic
>>216313194heh
>>216312907>i'm making fun of a nice guy who never hurt anyone and hangs out with black people every other day>because im on the kind, compassionate side and a good person
>>216313701>t.
>>216311547do you ever get tired of making this thread over and over?
>>216313280american moment
>>216313749why are you so hateful and evil?
>>216312866wtf is that from WP season 2?
>>216313770for discord trannies and the idf, it's not about "tired", it's politically motivated labor. at least the latter gets paid, so i hope it's them this time
>>216313770No?
>>216313845Do you understand the fanbase you are part of?
>>216313843>if you're not normal weight and don't have a bone thin body like mine then it means you're obeseReddit moment
You knew it was over for Harland when Sam took out the tape and started epically trolling
>>216313930so because of these guys' social media posts, you ravenously happy to see a tangentially-related rapper vlogger to turn purple in a hospital bed and die?
>>216314019There is a reason why he never admitted publicly what put him in the hospital in the first place.
>>216311895Sam's a retard, but that guy's a disingenuous faggot>huurrrr what is a white person?They're the people you accuse of being Nazis whenever they upset you. Whenever they get strange ideas about holding wealth or policing their own communities. Next question.
>>216311895I'm watching this shit now and he says "I don't believe in meritocracy, I believe in power." And it's like... Does he even know what a meritocracy is? It's people in power based on their skills. This guy's a tremendously stupid person.
>>216314047so whatever it was, it's really fun for you to see it happen huh?
>>216314050That's the point, the other guy is a stupid, disingenuous meathead. Someone that Sam should by all rights, if he lived up to the image he creates of himself, ran verbal circles around.Instead Sam just say there like baby expecting someone to come rescue him giving out one sentence responses, repeating himself, and then going silent for 30 minutes. >>216314079It's a shitty thing to scam fans for money because you OD'd on something and have enough youtube money to afford health insurance anyway.
>>216314047his last video was "the child homeless epidemic in the middle east". there must be something really immoral about that whole experience that means it's good that he has multiple organ failure and tuberculosis
>>216314071Nah, he's right. I don't agree with some flimsy notion of "meritocracy". I believe in the wellbeing of the people I care about.I'm not swapping my own siblings for third worlders, because they can supposedly generate more wealth. It's retarded. It's reducing human beings to components in a machine that only exists to make number go up.
>>216314100you're arguing with an IDF desk jockey. of course that video sounds bad to him
>>216311895>>216312121>>216312836ummmm so what exactly does gorilla nest mean?
>>216311649Lmao
>>216314163You typed that while he just literally jewed almost half a million from his fans.
>>216313280for the boxing match ,at 6'5 he weight 265thats a bmi of 31Obese is past 30
>>216314363he's probably in worse shape now
>>216311547>Fools sipWhat does this expression mean?
>>216312137I love Charls.
>>216314403Redbar realized people who do something awkward in a social setting will take a sip of their drink nervously.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7VuSyHPdh0I
>>216313999redditors are fat positive faggots like you, lardass
>>216314050>strange ideas about holding wealth or policing their own communitiesIdeas like what? And name some of these "communities."
>>216314363 Boxing is full of guys with obese BMIs. The difference is they, like Sam, are not just fat. How that can be possible I'll let you puzzle out.
>>216314947The skinny little twig armed faggots like you are the same ones pushing fat positivity on Reddit. This is you isn't it in pic rel.
>>216312137In this clown world all you can do is laugh.
>>216312137This guy is so funnyWhen Sam chimped out you could hear him say "how do we reverse this?" in the background of gorilla grunts. I just lost it
>>216315138>like you are the same ones pushing fat positivityAre you retarded? I'm doing the exact opposite of that, you fat retard. Sounds like the fat has clogged your arteries so badly that your brain has begun to suffocate lmao
>>216315410NTA but there are a lot of annoying turds on here going around calling people "fat." If you are some scrawny twig or skinnyfat normie that's hardly much better. It just seems like the D student picking on the F.
>>216315435your jewish idol is visibly fathe's not rippedhe's not "big boned"he's obese"scrawny" or "skinnyfat" people are not the only ones with eyes lol
>>216315410Just admit that you're insecure and anorexic instead of being a little bitch. If you think that dude is 'obese' then it says more about you than him you retarded fag.>>216315454So now you're moving the goalposts. Quite a jewey move. But fat is different than obese. And sure, he's out of shape, he's fat. If you'd just said that from the beginning it would be nothing but true, but you had to be a retard. But it's understandable, you can't help it.
Orange Fool.... meet Hyde Fool
>>216315514hey sam what’s it like being obese and having a micro penis?
>the faggot is STILL slurping the dick of an e-degenerate who doesn't know he exists
>104 postsyou're psychotic dude
>>216315560>everyone who doesn't let me say retarded things is *insert guy or group of people I dislike*Take your meds faggot and stop chugging so much soi that your insecurity and body dysphoria makes you think buff gorillas who flip tables are obese just because they do cardio a little less than they should
