Is she right?
NOOOOOOOO!!!!
You tell me.
Thanks to her listening to the fag portion of her fan base, she never posted nude wearing the outfit either.You fucking dicksuckers ruin EVERYTHING!!
her tits and face look amazing at 74I think she could go another 20 years
>>216340332>Burn scars>Mediocre b cup tits>Raped by black manTell me why boomers simped for this?
>>216340332She could at least have made one last clip of her wearing the outfit and saying goodbye, then as she finishes she looks at the camera.. gives a deep sigh, and whips out her tits and cracks one final joke.The end.
>>216340397>she never posted nude wearing the outfit either.what did rajesh mean by this
>>216340892It would be too kino for this lame, horrible world
>/tv/ now whines that a 74 year old woman, whose schtick was always double entendres and cleavage jokes, doesn’t show off her naked grandma tits because their goonerism is that far gone that they feel entitled to every woman to do it for them
>>216340593>Raped by black manThat was actually Svengoolie, brutally gaped in the bitter cold winter of 1992.
I would 100% impregnate her at 74.
Always been into older ladies.also stretch marks and veins on the titties is killer, killer meaning "good"
She's a lesbian. If anything she's been catfishing you faggots for decades
>>216341071>stop wanting thingsfuck you
>>216340987>filename has "feet" in it>feet almost completely obscuredYou people are weird, I'd have called this "Elvira Swimsuit"
>>216340332I do
>>216340987if only larkin love wasn't a fridge, and instead, was a lady
>>216340332she's hotter without the makeupGILFILFALERTLERTwwwwwwwwwwwwWOULDOULD
>>216341082kek wtf
>>216341619She lives pretty close to me, i'll look her up and fix her!*gets grifted*oops
>>216341633This is the Ginny Weasly sister I've been telling you about.
>>216340397>she never posted nude wearing the outfit
>>216340332Imagine the saggy flaps haha
>>216341134Imagine the smell
>>216342023Some might ignore this, but recently found out the new hire was lesbo. My sniff receptors noticed immediately and disengaged, do not approach
>>216340332> granny stops whoring herself out at the age of 74> Is she right?no. should have made onlyfans
>>216340332Time for her to pass the torch to another snarky, bad movie enjoyer!
>>216342215Use Nano Banana 3 to make newer Jenny Elvira
>>216340332
>>216342179more like onlygrans
>>216341633True redheads will always be patrician tier. >>216342215>replace her with a titless goblin with the voice of a teenage boyHow about no.
>>216342215She looks kinda retarded
I’d fuck a 90-year-old at this point
>>216340397>nude wearing the outfitI know what you mean but this is a stupid way to say it
>>216342472Are there photos where nippel not hiding?
>>216342601nippel camera shycamera go flash, nippel always hide
>>216342601Yeah mate, just google "Cassandra Peterson playboy". There's bush and everything. I'm not risking a ban posting them.
>>216342472Lmao the thumbnail makes it look like she has a giant nipple.
Bumping
>>216342472Man that set is fucking delicious
>>216342601I feel fucking disgusted every time I'm reminded how much browns desire our women
>>216344001Now you know how Asian men feel
>>216344036Yeah but Whites are a minority while there are a bunch of Asians. There is 80% of a planet of worthless browns and they want to overrun my race, it's not quite the same.
>>216344001>Post made in India
>>216340332I don't see why not, old people can look "cool" without having sex appeal. I'm sure you've seen some old grandpas and grannies who you thought looked aesthetically pleasant without having to be a gerontophile.
She would have made millions if she were in the onlyfans era and yes i still wanna see them tits
She got blacked.
>>216344001>Racist incel whines about women post #4152 of the day
>>216342215Is that Jenny?
>>216342358I don't do API... best I can do is Z-Image Turbo.>>216342472>voice of a teenage boyHer natural, cunty NorCal accent is so fucking hot. You don't even know.
She should make one more movie in a more conservative dress where she makes a bunch of old people/"this body ain't what it used to be!" jokes for the boomers to get a snort out of, it would make millions and maybe even give an opening for someone to take up the mantle
>>216344528Posts like these make me feel extremely smug to be White.
>>216340904I think he means the wig/makeupOr maybe just popping her tits out?
>>216340593Those are not b cups
>>216341633If this is what she looks like now she's got a long way to go before I don't want to look anymore. Holy fuck she's hot as fuck and yes I would.
>>216344739My wife's got Ds. Elvira's might be Cs. Her outfit pushes them together to make them look bigger than they are.
>>216344837Your wife is probably wearing the wring bra size.Every cup size is a 1 inch difference in circumference between bust and underbust.Elvira has way more than a 2 inch difference and I'd guess your wife is more than 4 inches.
>>216340332What the fuck, I thought that was Cher?
Didn't she get severely injured by Tom Jones' bwc (big welsh cock)?
She is wrong, I want to see that
>>216340593She was actually raped by Tom Jones
I’d post her late 70’s full nude spread photos in here, but the jannies niggers will ban me, so google that shit my niggas.
>>216345178based
>>216345178I have red hair so for me, I lust after asians, blacks, seamonkeys and other browns. These are high art though.
>>216344421based Russ enjoyer, Elvira would've been perfect in a Russ film.
>>216345227Disgusting faggot.
>>216345178>>216345199>>216345216My nigga.
>>216340397>she never posted nude wearing the outfitRun it through a prompt, retard.
>be Vampira>do the sexy horror host act first>get blacklisted because Hollywood thinks you cursed James Dean>only job you can get afterward is Plan 9 From Outer Space>your old show lost to time because it aired live>Elvira steals your entire act and makes it better>die forgotten and alone in a shed
>>216340332Considering she lifted her schtick whole cloth from Vampira, she should keep it going and pick a successor.
>>216345242>Elvira would've been perfect in a Russ film.Yeah i have always thought the same. Sadly a missed legendary link up
>>216345294it gotta be a sista queen
>>216340397There’s Elvira loras out there, just make your own Elvira r34. Super easy, if you have a PC that can do it, and you can even customize her body to personal tastes. I was making Alanah Pearce deepthroat pics last night.
>>216345294Sarah Michelle Gellar is the only logical choice
>>216341134She’s had the penises of at least Tom Jones and Wilt Chamberlain inside her body at some point. If anything, she’s bi, but I think her being a “lesbian” is just her leaning into her undoubtedly vocal LGBT fanbase who are drawn to camp like flies to shit.
>>216340332Poor granny
>>216345216>>216345199>>216345178>unshaved monkeygross
>>216345178>>216345199>>216345216>>216345223Thank you for your service. See you Saturday
>>216345155Now that's a sex bomb
>>216345390It was a different time
>>216345370Way too old. You want someone that you’re going to be able to get a couple of decades out of, and I’d imagine that SMG is closer to 60 than she is to 30 at this point.
>>216345155She sure gets raped a lot.
>>216345390Sorry it’s not a huge black nigger dick for your faggot ass. Shut up, dumbass.
>>216340332Yes and it's refreshing to hear. She had a wonderful run. Now it's Gwen and Natalie's turn.
>>216345459Who?
>>216341633Absolutely would still wanna see it. Certified gilf
>>216345287>die forgotten and alone in a shedThere was some actress from a 50s/60s b-movie that I must have seen on Mystery Science Theater 3000 who I looked up because I thought she was distractingly hot, and come to find out, she suffered a fate like that. She got into her elderly years and basically lived like a hermit. No friends, no family, never left her house, and then randomly died one day. It was nine months until anyone bothered to check up on her, and by the time they found her, she was a pile of moldy bones. That was some depressing shit.
>>216345541I'd wanna live like a hermit for the rest of my life too if I had to interact with hollywood in person.Also maybe she was just a bitch. If not then rip in peace I guess
>>216345472The two chicks from Svengoolie's show.
I've seen Darcy the Mail Girl host those FullMoon horror compilations.
>>216342601Yes saar I want to see nippel and bob please do the needful and reveal
>>216340332Boomers had an absolute hellscape of their equivalent of goth girls to navigate. Meanwhile us millennials got the sweetest deal possible
>>216346019i still miss the late 00's scene girl era, it was too short live
>>216346052I still seethe about the fact that the only reason it died so quickly was because all of this was only really high school culture of our sub-generation and once emo girls started college they were absorbed into soulless sorority chick culture.
>>216346072Anon, the entire "scene" culture consisted of makeup and hair salons and selfies with nothing else behind it, no philosophy, no message, not even any pretense like goth or punk, literally the most braindead of any teenage "subculture", just "i style my hair this way and use makeup this way, teehee". Nothing of value was lost.
>>216340332Based self-aware woman.
>>216340332Wrong, you granny hoe.
>>216346019>MY NAME IS BOXXY... and it's been a while since I made a new videoWas it autism?
Mistress T did the same thing, it's a sad state of affairs
>>216346019>Elvira aged like a fine wine>meanwhile Millennials...
>>216345390Only pedos like shaved pubes.
>>216345903The only thing Darcy should host is a parasite. She has the charisma of a depressed jellyfish.
>i missed the vintage bushcringe......
>>216346514he clearly knew the janitor was going to get him for posting those
>>216344528He didn’t whine about women, Rajesh.
Yes.
Elvira will be remembered lonnng after these shitty Wicked movies have been forgoten
>>216340332Peterson could have had enduring legacy as America's last authentic pin-up model and best horror host (fuck you "Svengoolie", you're not even in the same galaxy) but like all women she ruined it and now she's just a coalburning, fag-enabling whore. Forget Peterson, and remember Elvira, who would be just as amazing at 74 btw.
>>216340332No, she still mogs women 50 years younger.
>>216341134She literally said that she was with a woman because she fucked all the men in Hollywood. She's not actually a true lesbian
>>216347026hate that she's been co-opted by drag queen trannies
>>216344594What model are you using?
>>216346386>The only thing Darcy should host is a parasite.He definitely has monkeypox (confirmed) and probably at least 5 species of pinworm from servicing Max (and those are Australian pinworms, they don't fuck around).
>>216346672This. No one will remember the hateful anorexic. Elvira will live on forever. That CHiPs episode was legendary. Not saying it's truly amazing, but the promos for it and the build up were something to behold back then.
>>216347026you don't get into that business and not attract fags, it's just the nature of the game. you think Marilyn Monroe or Betty Page were any different and not worshiped by fags?
>>216345294A successor to what? There are no late night horror shows anymore boomer.
>>216346256Give me the scoop on Mistress T. Haven't heard about her in a while.
>>216347153Anita Bryant's mistake wasn't not liking faggots, it's that she was a former beauty queen who didn't like faggots.
>>216342215No, never in a million years. I don't even think any real women have even been born in this millennium. Your picrel looks like some pajeet AIslop except it's even more depressing because it's allegedly a real creature.
>>216347155I feel like the format could be adapted to a livestream format. Some whore hosts streams of old horror b movies and interrupts to respond to messages every so often. It could work
>>216347220>>216347220>No, never in a million years. I don't even think any real women have even been born in this millennium.Sadly, this. Ever see that Betty mutant that gets worshiped on /bant/? She had the body of a male teenager. No hips, no thighs, just a skeleton that we're supposed to drool over.The thought of hurting myself on sharp hips doesn't get me hard.
>>216347214Point of reference.>straight guy sees a beauty pageant>to him it's just a bunch of attractive women he may want to fuck>fag sees a beauty pageant>he's completely awed by their hair and gowns and self-inserts as them
>>216347155Oh, but we totally don’t live in the era of streamers and Vtubers, genius.
>>216347207i remember seeing a post from her parroting the same thing that elvira is saying, that she thought she got old and nobody wants to see a hag; but went back to try and find it and couldn't, plus she also seems to have started making content again
>>216347155People would absolutely tune into a stream to watch Elvira play Dead Space or some shit.
she could live on as animation
>>216347409TikTok brained zoomer audiences aren't going to sit through b movie horror shlock
>>216347442Damn. Maybe she's right. But it's all self inflicted. If she had stayed in shape, keep her hair longer and not gotten shitty tattoos, she would still be very desirable.
>>216347784She looks like a milf I used to bangGonna go take care of something now
>>216347784It's over.
>>216347784>lesbian>nosering>sleeve tattoos
>>216347784Oh, no.
>>216342215Elle Fanning as Elle Vira.
>>216347784I am going to be sick.
>>216347784>>216348212She was an npc all along. She made a huge deal about taking the vaxx.
Here's your Elvira replacement bro
>>216340332ITS NOT UNUSUAL
>>216349570My nigga Justin out there HITTIN
>>216349969>>216349570Based haglover
>>216349570pornstars meeting politicians is my favorite genrebillclintonnataliemars.jpg
>>216347153Every female celebrity gets an army of faggots attaching themselves to them like some kind of weird parasite.
>>216349995Never before has there been a couple of people more deserving of a giant boulder falling on them.
>>216349995>hee hee hee! I ruined women!>AND I RUINED A NATION *cheesy Fidel smile*
>>216350007
promiscuous hags are a gift from Godalas this creature is an agent of Satan
>>216341082BERWYN
>>216349995>1st date is to a strip club because thats what normal heterosexual couples do
>>216341633>prettier than the average 20 something zoomette maybe there IS some weird shit in our water
>>216341082>Svenfigures
>>216341134All you did was give me another tag to work with.
>>216342215ew who the fuck is this pigface?
>>216341633If this isn't photoshopped the fact that she doesn't have that old lady turkey neck is impressive
>>216351076She also married a woman and doesn't hate men and even said she's still up to sleep with men. She's a rarity for sure.
>>216341082Nope. It was singer Tom Jones, who reportedly was not gentle and tore her internally. And people wonder why she ended up with a woman as her life partner.
>>216345903>>216346386>Darcy the Mail Girlgo on xvideos and look up diana prince and there is a video of her (darcy's other name) giving a rimjob to a hairy asshole
>>216346302which one of you paid ~$40k for the NFT?https://foundation.app/mint/eth/0x3B3ee1931Dc30C1957379FAc9aba94D1C48a5405/35899
>>216351196no thank you
>>216347784Once the epitome of classy sleaze, now just another disgusting fat tattooed fuckpig. This kind of horrible absence of good judgement is why women should not have the vote.
>>216342369DON'T GOOOOOOOO
>>216345155IT'S NOT UNUUUSUAL TO BE GAPED BY ANYONE
>>216351161>My my my Elvira>why why why Elvira
>Abused by husband>Flee marriage >Stay with close female friend for support while recovering >Over time fall in love>Keep relationship secret for yearsMakes me wonder if the female friend did some emotional manipulation and gaslighting when Cassandra was at a weak point.
>>216351620she was theater people, theyre just like that
>>216345178>>216345199>>216345216>>216345223
>>216351620how much you wanna bet the close female friend is jewish?
>>216345399>>216345390Fucking mods teasing me with posts I can't see. You damned cockteases I swear to God I'll fuck you up if you don't keep posting pics of your hairy bussy in fishnets on discord
>>216340332She is somewhat right. She should remove that dress at once, and just continue doing her thing until she is picrel tier
>>216341071Yeah, and?
>>216341071>whinesYou're the only one whining
>>216340332Correct. Nobody wants to see her wear anything.
>>216341633Ya ive actually always thought this.
>>216347784>the famous freak cock video>the wonderful dirty talk>the sexy gloves>the perfect ruined orgasm>makes the dude eat the cum off the floor
>>216351161>tore her internally.How big is his dick damn
>>216347094let me pull some strings
>>216342215>>216344594If only Jenny had more self confidence we'd be in for a treat.
>>216346019>>216346302The prettiest and bestest to this day!
>>216352848These little random crossovers always amuse me.
>>216345370She looked good in Buffy S01E01, it has been a downhill ever since.
>>216347256It goes beyond the physical. I've never met a woman younger than 30 who appears even sentient, much less with an interesting personality.I mean, keeping it /tv/ related, look at Game of Thrones and the utter lack of screen presence from any actress younger than 40. Replacing them with AI would actually be an improvement. I don't know if it's their SSRIs or the fact that their mothers were on SSRIs (mentally dulled from the womb) but they're just dead-eyed, medicated, phone-addicted automata. Elvira has seen some shit (including that very suspicious encounter with Wilt Chamberlain, like why tf would you be in Wilt Chamberlain's walk-in closet to begin with) but at least she was human decades ago, before she started identifying as a demisexual panqueer ultragross superlesbian with an enchanted leather belt (+4 strength and stam).
i wasnt around in the 80s but i did see Midnight Titty Madness
>>216353516I don't feel like it's age, it's more the personality. My first girlfriend was 19 and always seemed 30 to me. I'd meet friends of hers and think they were like infants. Then I've worked for older women who were just the same way.Although have never really interacted with <present year> zoomers so missed the whole Xanax face generation.
>>216347784
>>216350064None of this is remotely true
>>216352757Apparently quite big, and he is not a considerate man.
thats alright. i have naked pics of her. shit is so cash
>>216347784>stillWhat does she look like now? Because she's very desirable in that picture.
>>216355647It is, which is why you felt the need to defend it.
>>216355035I’m yet to meet a woman in person who is as mentally and psychologically complete and healthy as the average man. It comes, I suspect, from their preference of external validation over introspective self-examination. Where men famously excel under philosophies such as Stoicism and Nietzschian self-empowerment, women always look for a way to blame everything wrong in their lives on something or somebody else.They’re not lazy or selfish, their husbands are just abusive nitpickers.They’re not underpaid because of bad choices, it’s because of the patriarchy.They’re not rape victims because they make bad choices, it’s because men are evil.They kill their children and their partners because of ‘mental illness’ or ‘abuse’, not because they’re pieces of shit.Fucking spare me.
>>216345155>raped by Tom JonesNo woman in the history of human females would ever say "No" to Tom Jones.
>>216340353Fpbp, only pair of 70+year old tits i would still appreciate
titfucking cassandra peterson and susan sarandon's soft saggy granny tits
>>216355792Are you trying to say >you don't like this thing so it must be trueor>you are trying to defend the thing you don't like?
>>216340987Incredible that even 40 years later this image fires more neurons then 90% of porn content online
>>216347256fishtank betty? the people that worship her are fishtank fans and severely fucked up
>>216340332"No Tom Jones! Welsh Soul Brother too beaucoup!"Best Hollywood story ever.
WEAR IT UNTIL YOU'RE A FUCKING SKELETON!!! WEAR IT!! I COMMAND YOU!!
>>216355980nice!!!!!!!
>>216349866Some women are just built for lusting
>>216341134Damn, and here I thought I had a chance with her
>>216347727Who's saying that's all she can do? There was a vtuber who did a watch-along stream of Night of the Living Dead '68 a couple of years back on Halloween, and it did really well.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>216349866No, fuck out. She's a bogged out blown out literal whore who is a chrisma vacuum, and dumber than a fucking bag of hammers. I fucking hate how Shudder seemingly forced her into a position of being Joe Bob's de facto co-host, because she cannot hang in a conversation to save her fucking life.
>>216355918>greasy hairy beefcakeI look like this and do all right
>>216345335Interesting, you claim to hate the woke yet you masturbate to them...most curious!
>>216353516And you don’t think this applies to guys?
>>216353394They started dressing SMG like a middle-aged woman from season 2 of Buffy onward, not sure why. Maybe it was her idea? But she was still meant to be in high school in seasons 2 & 3, and then university in season 4.
>>216340397She has nudes from when she was younger, and she's a natural redhead with a nice bush
>>216359128Then she had the gall to claim that she posed nude by accident:>Perhaps the biggest mistake I made in my twenties was posing nude for a husband-and-wife photography team, who bullshitted me into doing what they said was a 'test shoot' for Penthouse magazine. They guaranteed me it would never be seen anywhere publicly.Sure honey, it's completely normal to spend a few hours getting your picture taken naked. WTF is a "test shoot" supposed to be? Making sure the camera is turned on? It's shit like this that makes the Wilt Chamberlain accusation harder to believe, unless she's just a windowlicker-tier retard.
>>216340355So you don't know?
>>216341633>without the makeupI understand what you're saying but she's still caked in 10lb of makeup in that pic, just different makeup. Have none of you KHHV ever seen a real woman in the morning?
>>216340332I do but I grew up wanking to her so I am always curious but I respect her for showwomanship. Always leave when they want more.Now people who haven't been born yet will be able to look her up into perpetuity not being turned off by over thw hill pix that distract from the point. These new fans will sacrifice sperm to her images which will be her altar. She will never be a hungry ghost as she will always have a steady flow of cum to drink in the afterlife.
>>216359225>Sure honey, it's completely normal to spend a few hours getting your picture taken naked.Look at all the parents that thought so in the 70s and 80s
she still looks pretty good she should get a revision and let em loose
>>216359225Lol? Wasn't she a literal stripper and prostitute?
>>216359662showgirl
>>216340397>Thanks to her listening to the fag portion of her fan base, she never posted nude wearing the outfit either.Yes anon, even low-class women used to have some basic standards. Despite what camwhores would have you believe, wearing a bathing suit isn't actually a "gateway drug" to a BLACKED bukkake gangbang. Modern women simply choose (CHOOSE) to be garbage, trashy, slutty whores that would make the last generation's prostitutes blush at the things they do for free, much less for money on camera.
>>216359225A test shoot implies the pictures aren't for publishing, and are more of an audition. Basically she says she thought she was getting nudes done for getting a gig doing either more nudes or close to nude pics for publishing.
>>216359556Elvira was a topless Las Vegas showgirl at age seventeen. Doing a test shoot for seeing how photogenic she was isn’t anything special. Like she said, she got scammed
>>216344973Yes, Tom Jones was so big he literally broke her pussy.
>>216342528I fucked a 73 y/o, I will never forget the creaks and cracks her hips made. Her cunt was like a sunbeaten cowhide
>>216359225She sounds retarded, who would have their nudes taken by a team that works for penthouse if they didnt want to be seen naked at all, let alone in Penthouse!Thats like me walking into a mcdonalds, and cashier is like "well, what will it be?" And i'm like "well then i made the mistake of ordering food!"
>>216345335>Super easyBarely an inconvenience
>>216345155And by a huge basketball nigger too. Read her own story about it, he fucked her face and creampied her mouth
>>216358985Leopard print and a leather jacket seems pretty normal for a girl in the 90's, I would only think of it as something for a middle aged woman because bitches from the 80-90s are still wearing it now.
>>216347784Never understood the appeal of this woman, most of her videos are raceplay cuckold cei chastity garbage, and it was before any of that became popular tenfol within the past like 8 years. I’m not religious, but this woman is demonic.
>>216361282Her vanilla stuff is hot, that's all I've watched and it's good
>>216361148>Moron doesn’t understand what a test shoot is and how being promised they wouldn’t be published but they do it anyway is in fact fraudulent behaviour on the side of the photographer.
>>216361418>how being promised they wouldn’t be publishedYeah that’s just being retarded.
>>216350145That woman has a disgustingly brown pussy. Like she smeared shit into it
>>216352757>How big is his dickIt's Tom Jones dude, you know he's got a Ddraig Goch in there
>>216360909Like, gag me with a spoon!
>>216349995Wtf??? He’s a 53 year old grandpa and she’s just a 41 year old girl!! Sick freak
>>216361460It’s a fairly common practice when you build a portfolio, dipshit.
>Boomers and JeetsHuh, I didn't even know Elvira still had a fandom outside of fags/trannies. Makes sense that it's all Jeets who finally saw some revered all-American bobs and Boomers living in the past.That being said, it's tragic that the mother's milk is finally gone.
>>216350145based jezza poster
>>216344036>Asian>men
>>216361851I'm Black and I'm a fan of Elvira
>>216361887>I'm Black and I'm a fan of ElviraI had no idea Playboi Carti was a /tv/ user, makes perfect sense frankly
>>216340332RIP Elvira
>>216340353She’s wrong, she still looks fantastic. Bettie page quit modeling at 35 and she was wrong too.
>>216350145>>216361648Name?
>>216357517Lmao you dropped your bag of foreskins
>>216362000Goes by Lettyvision on kick. You can find the rest of her stuff easy on google.
>>216349910https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjcpLLiiD9E
>>216361851Getting angry that a hot woman is now in a lesbian relationship at the age of 70+ is fucking stupid reason to no longer like a comedian/actress.
I actually have torn a woman's vagina. It sucked because her mouth was still in play but she'd get too wet and it'd hurt so she'd stop.We never did bang again which is terrible because she was very hot. Life is not fair.
>>216362176>Getting angry that a hot woman is now in a lesbian relationship at the age of 70+Nobody's talking about that faggot, we're just saying it's silly of her to all of a sudden cuck out of the schtick that defined her life
>>216349570If she truly believed in the vax I could forgive her, but I suspect she’s just another whore.
>>216362043>it's not unusual to be a shabbos goy
