>somehow that unpopular forgettable character from the least liked memoryholed episode has returned edition>>216333222
>i-is that a cave? I AM GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Can someone explain Vecna's motivation or what he ultimately wants.
>>216345231>humans are pests that are destroying the natural world>loved the dimension he was exiled to because it was untainted by humanity>wants to spread that to earth and wipe out human pests
>>216345231His motivation is that he feels betrayed by Papa because he wasn't strong enough? I think. He ultimately wants the world to become the upside down because he hates people. God this show is so fucking stupid.
S5 is not very good.
>>216345231Vecna was in love with Will's mom in high school and is taking it out on Will.
>>216345307Then what does abducting kids and mouthraping them have to do with banging winona?
>>216345072Lucy is the strongest edgy teenager telekinetic in fiction, maybe the dudes in Chronicle could face her but 11 and Carrie would get dismembered instantlyThough 11 could try to attack her remotely, Lucy has shit range and no telephatic powers
>>216345231He's gotten buck broken by the mind flayer, and is basically possessed by it to do its bidding.
>>216345231Also do any of the characters have arcs?Aside from Eleven who has learned to talk, and Will who gained magic powers in the last episode, they're all static.
>>216345295What seasons would you call good? Season one is the only one I can think of besides some good moments in season 3. Besides that this show is bad.
>>216345295Imagine how stupid it will be if Hopper and Joyce are like 'wait... Vecna is... HENRY CREEL?' Like that would be extremely retarded but at the same time it would also be odd if they actually ignored this link they've established between them and freshman high Henry. My God they could have covered all of that in a prologue set immediately after s4 ending and Hopper sends Murray out to actual get ahold of Henry's high school gf to help bring him back to reality or some shit. Also:>the convoluted means of getting Hopper into UD during 'burns' rather than finding secluded spot in the woods of where the military plated over the rift, have 11 rip up a panel, Hopper goes in and out as he pleases
giant fire hole ripped open across cityhawkins destruction imminent>nope everything is ok we fixed it offscreen
>>216345435metal plates bro
Now I may not be the smartest person in the room. But did Vecna always have these telekinetic abilities? He decimated a bunch of army dudes on his own. Meanwhile in the previous season, he just stood there and yelled a bit while three teenagers shot him and threw homemade molotovs at him.He could've turned them into mush instantly.
>>216345435You know what will be even gayer? No full on invasion of Hawkins by demogorgons, demodogs, the bats, vines, maybe some new creatures, etc. with MF watching over it all. Because frankly even in the final season, the characters and Vecna (or MF - who the fuck knows) are engaged in a cold war with very occassional hot episodes, which are limited to military checkpoints, isolated fields, and farms/single households. No mass monster invasion will be the ultimately cuckery
>>216345385I only enjoyed S4.
>you see mf is an our arch villain a-- no wait it's actually vecna, he was behind everything all along! No... wait... well, there's a play. But vecna is in charge but... well you'll have to wait and see.Has this ever happened before in a show? Show has a big bad, suddenly it's no longer even its own thing but a pawn of a new big bad who was there from the beginning but off screen, and then they decide actually the thing that was the big bad initially is still the big bad and the guy introduced as the new big bad is misdirection in the way they previously presented the first big bad as misdirection for the second big bad introduced. See how convoluted and fucking bizarre it all is? Wtf is going on here?
>>216345231Ultimate control with a world shaped in his image with people who do exactly what he says. It's basically a Jewish metaphor.
Is Vecna ever going to explain why he took Barb?
>>216345231Ultimate control with a world shaped in his image with people who do exactly what he says. It's basically an American metaphor.
>>216345503>big bad big bad big bad big badJust say arch villain or something. You sound like a massive homo.
>>216345476Really? It was such a boring rehash of the last couple seasons. >We need to get to El>Gotta get harp >Oh shit put El in the tubIt did have some pretty cool deaths and some laughs but overall it just retreaded the same ground.
>>216345536I'm not saying I have good taste. It's just the season I enjoyed the most.
>>216345503It's a good concept, but it has to be executed right. Like planting narrative seeds about an unseen higher tier villain. Just coming out and being like "it was vecna all along" is lame and gay.
>>216345529He didn't, the Demogorgon was doing its thing. The Hivemind thing is a bit vague but I gather they can feel each other's pain but unless something like a Demogorgon is given a specific directive and wound up like a toy soldier specifically, they operate with individuality. So it acts as an animal does without a directive
>Robin teaches will how to use his powers and save the others by grooming him into being gay
>>216345533But that's how this show operates. There wasn't a true Villain until the last season. Until then it has just been a bad force or bad monster.
>>216345542Would you say this show is bad or lack luster?
>>216345231>or what he ultimately wants.boys' holes
>>216345585NTA but I'm a 'fan' in the sense I find it fun and watch but its writing is all over the place. It's very by the seat of its pant in terms of writing. A bunch cool shit that could be done and logically should be never happens because the writing is lackluster, if not outright bafflingly retarded in the case of s3 and carryover in s4 (gotta break Hopper out of the fucking USSR). Shit it's not even entirely writing, like when s1 was conceived as its own limited thing. It was extremely retarded they didn't actually go to the effort of having the demogorgon being practical and making it work. The shitty cgi monster is the biggest sore spot in the whole of s1
>>216345503they changed the big bad being shitflayer again because reddit didnt like chud vecna
>>216345585In general? Yeah, it's slop. Sort of formulaic, terrible dialog, half of the actors have little talent but a few stand out.
>>216345624chudna is cool but as the more onscreen active villain and shitflayer works as the dark overlord behind everything.
>>216345658
>>216345677>You can't punch me anymore Batman, that would be a transphobic hate crime.
>>216345677
>>216345677>>216345701How does she clean her vagina? With a stick?
>>216345701
>>216345658>>216345677globohomo continues to brainwash tomboys
>>216345361What does the mind flayer want
>>216345712
>>216345385One was fine, everything else has been a tacked on nothing for views or money or whatever the fuck they get out of this junk.
>>216345732LOL
>>216345719thanks mrs skeltal
>>216345724It's a parasite/consumer, that's all. To spread and infect and consume.
>>216345623>>216345625I guess acknowledging it as slop would help my viewing experience. I haven't started the new season but season 4 was jarringly bad to me. I really hope this show ends with everyone but Mike and Dustin and Lucas dead and Mike or Dustin asking as the split up "Will we ever be the same?" And Lucas jumping into a suped up Lincoln and throwing on shades and says "Maybe, stranger things have happened nigga." And rides off into the sunset.
>>216345724It feeds on gay children and interracial relationships
>>216345677>>216345701Oh good fucking lord they did not need to bring her fat fugly ass back.
>>216345719So this is what going too low bf does to a woman then? In s1 she was like a walking caricature of the American WASP waifu lol
>>216345754I guess it could have been one of those shows that could have been entertaining when you have low expectations, the the way it was hyped up by literally everyone left me very, very confused when I watched S1.
>>216345754Cuck
>>216345772As much as it won't be surprising if she reappeared briefly for nostalgia pandering I'm pretty sure ex-cast members also have an invite to these events. Samwise probably could have attended this event easily if he were inclined to do so as ex-cast
Damn, he's really up there with season 1-2 Bran Stark as one of the all time /tv/ shotas.
The worst part of season 5 is the writers ripping off This Book is Full of Spiders but botching it so badly.
>>216345776I think season one came out at the perfect time and everyone bit off it so hard that when the next few seasons came out the retro theme was overused and they had to hold on to it because they
xD
>>216345803Why are there so many pedophiles on /tv/? It’s almost as infested as /lgbt/
>>216345802I mean she is irrelevant today so coming to something like this and dressing up like a retard would probably help get her name out there a bit.
>>216345719>cringes when posed with reddit question/our girl/
>>216345838You're on 4chan. This whole site is infested.
>>216345838It's so depressing, knowing I share a site with such people makes me sick
>>216345775She's an American actress. They're not known to be stable. She probably has an eating disorder like most actresses.
>>216345820Another problem is they wait so long between seasons that, even if they did everything perfectly, the buildup has been so big that nothing would satisfy. But S5 isn't perfect. In fact, it seems rather slapped together in most respects.
>>216345892>American actress. They're not known to be stableAmericans usually have wobbly orbits
Prepare memes for them going back in time to kill 11 to bring back Barbara. It's going to be glorious. Better than Game of Thrones.
>>216345120I'm just going to ask this once in hopes that I can actually get a concise, non-troll answer. What is Stranger Things about? I've been shilled it endlessly by Netflix recommendations and my sister has been talking about it and I see it everywhere, but I've never investigated Because literally none of the information I've gotten from any of these sources that promoted detail anything about the plot genre or theme.
According to the play Will and Henry both have the same birthday and March 22nd is the day the school play happens on. It could mean something but given March 22nd is also the day s4 starts the Duffers may just really like that date.
>>216345901I hype always dies in my eyes when shit takes this long. I don't care enough about any of these characters. This show isn't good about keeping secrets either. It was obvious hop didn't die in the season 3 finale and we know they're just gonna win at the end of this season because this show is made for children. I haven't watched season 5 but it's hilarious that this season is finally convincing people that this show is mid.
>>216345969>the playHow fucking retarded does someone have to be to write a play in 2025? Plays only existed in the past because we didn’t have other media formats and that was literally the only way to put on a show. It’s an obsolete art form that only survives in the 21st century because a certain obscure niche of gay theatre people keep it on life support
>>216345928No, they will go back to the 50s and stop whatever happens at the play, which will undo everything, like Marty stopping Biff from getting the almanac.
>>216345998Obviously there’s going to be a happy endings. It’s not going to end with the bad guy winning and killing everyone like some nihilistic French art film. The surprises are how it happens and who lives or dies along the way
>>216345969The key date is Nov 6th, anon. That's the date of Will's abduction and the date of the play. They are obviously trying to parallel Henry and Will, though.
>>216345998>hilarious that this season is finally convincing people that this show is mid.I mean its not though they've said viewership is great and ep4 is their highest rated episode ever. If anything ST is proof streaming audiences don't give a shit aout year long waits
>>216346073It depends on if they can bow it off with enough sentiment for people. If they can manage that, it'll be well-regarded. If they go for an undoing of everything/it was all a dream type thing, it will be reviled. Barb being at the premiere is not a good omen, IMO. Let the dead be dead. Barb, Billy, Bob, Eddie, let them remain dead.
>>216345677>>216345719>women be like you either want us like this or thatNo, we want you somewhere inbetween
IT WAS JUST A PRANK! IT WAS JUST A PRANK!
>>216346073There's this magic number with delays where if it's too long people stop giving a shit, but if it hits the goldilocks point then you get the fact that not only are people missing it, but it returning can feel like an event.You can't miss out on the even of the season, anon?!I'm sure there's some hollywood firm that's done studies trying to find the goldilocks point, but I'm also sure its random for every show.
>>216346139Is this supposed to symbolise Satan’s fall from heaven to hell in Paradise Lost
>>216346073I know viewership is high but I'm sure episode ratings are mid.
>>216345231no. nobody can. its all fucking gibberish
>>216345719The showrunners keep sucking up her fat to inject it to Holly's lips
>>216345719The whole body positivity thing was a mistake. At some point of the production someone reasonable with a sense of accountability should've told this bitch to either see a therapist and eat up, or be recast. Instead everyone's just tiptoeing around, too afraid to say anything. She's going to hunger/purge herself to death, and for what? She hasn't really had any breakthrough roles, the only thing she's known for is only Stranger Things. Just sad.
>>216345231>literally says he wants to use the kids to reshape the world>what does he want
>>216345231Nice suburban house with a family and a yard to have a bbq in. Nightmare fuel.
>>216345120>I saw you from 3 seasons prior, for 20 minutesI had to look that bitch up in the "secret room" because I couldn't remember. what an absolute blue balling shitshow. fuck this show. its going to become a dyke love story too
Vecna would be 100% more terrifying if it was just a skinny badly burned dude who killed only with telekinetic maiming instead of a tree root looking monster using his claws Why is he even tanking shots? cant he deflect them?
>>216346426She just has full lips, anon. Quit being weird about it.
>>216346351Why the fuck are they in a desert lol
>>216346487She one of them fat bitches with negative ass. Her bloodline should be culled.
>>216346487
>>216346487Why are modern hollywood stylists like that?
>>216345384I'd argue at the very least Hopper, Nancy and Steve have had notable arcs. Others like Dustin and Lucas have too but less so.
>>216346523because they worship satan and want to invert everything
>>216346547>HopperHis arcs just kind of stalled since s2 though at "grrr I'm a protective dad with an outgoing daughter and need to ease up"
>>216346547It's funny how Mike went from the smart kid to an absolute brainlit
Willwoofters...Mikemen...Dustindogs...Lucaslads...Joycejannies...Hopperheads...Elevenses...Nancyrexics...Jonathanjackers...Karenkoomers...Maximums...Stevechads...Robinrugmunchers...Murraymints...Hollypedos...How we holding up?
>>216346523Because she has no good features so they need to make her stick out in some way. Imagine being that fat and large and still having no tits or ass.
>>216346487There was some virgin simp in the previous thread who said he wanted to quote “eat her pussy”. I wanted to kill him
>>216346604Robinrugmunchers got me.
>>216346484That's where Henry was transported to the upside down and infected with the mindflayer as a kid.
>>216346523Lesbianism is anti-natalist coded
Why don't they just put Nancy and Erica in charge of everything? They're right about everything and are obviously smarter than everyone else, including the military
>Eleven gets more power from remembering how much Mike loves her >Will gets power from remembering how much he loves Mike Fagga would have succeeded if he just targeted Mike in the first place
>>216346604>WillwooftersPretty good they've given him the same birthday as Vecna, he got kidnapped on the anniversary of the play Joyce directed, Noah slipped up and said Will built the s2 tunnels and he's meeting Vecna again at the end of part 2 to try resist zombification. My gay son is keeping his main character of s5 crown.
>>216346582Yeah I guess but compared to season 1 he's gone from a fairly cold, distant asshole after losing his daughter but has since found a new family and learned to love again and open up.People always act like Steve is the shows main example of asshole to likeable guy arc but I'd argue Hopper goes through the same change but more drastically than Steve does.
>>216345677she isn't Barb any longer... she's The Blarb. Beware the Blarb
>>216346658He was aloof but I wouldn't call Hop an asshole, especially once he finally realize crazy shit was going on.
>>216346648If Eleven lived in the 2020s she would just be swiping guys on tinder, never forming a significant attachment to any particular one, keeping her powers weak dooming the entire town
>>216346613A competent stylist would've found a way to make her look good without putting her in a tent. She looks like David Byrne performing in a Talking Heads concert.
>>216346658>but has since found a new familyI kind of wish they'd done more with that because I genuinely struggle to remember the last time he spoke to Jonathan or Will. The Hopper-Byers are slightly more distant than the Wheelers as a unit.
>Check Reddit>Their favorite characters this season are Will, Robin, Erica and DerekGood taste or not?
>>216345120Street shitter with bobs and vegene, even El is being replaced by H1B.
>>216346648It was targeting Mike in front of him that made Will turn anime in the first place.
>>216345231Bussy>>216345385The chemistry between Steve and Robin
>>216346634This show is such an ass pull
>>216346707El was his family. He was never really interested in Will or Johnathon, just Joyce.
>>216346693She doesn't get much work I don't think she can hire a good stylist or she has a friend do it. There's not much to work with.
>>216345391Hopper already refers to it as Henry when talking with Joyce in E1
>>216346715No Max? She always wins those things. But they and her are pretty much the only characters that have actually done something so far so hard to argue with.
Top 3 characters for me, Steve, Dustin and Max. But Hopper is a close 4th.
>>216346727Her Dustin and Steve in season 3 goofing around is some of the best stuff in the entire series.
>>216346732It's from the play from a few years ago that the show is looking to canonize. I do wonder how they are going to incorporate all that into the last 3 episodes. I expect Holly and Max will find real Henry trapped in his memory and we'll get another exposition dump.
>>216346734I mean yeah but the trope is meant to be found family and all that shit. Given he was heavilly involved in finding him and Joyce would probably light him on fire to keep Will warm if he was chilly you'd think he'd have made some effort.
>>216345120How did this shitty image warrant a spoiler, retard?
>>216345838it's just glowies trying to honeypot actual pedos. Ignore them
>>216346767A play? Like a real play or a play in the show?
>>216346786Yeah, but they dropped it hard after S1, anon. The only family thing that has been consistent across it all was Eleven. Their issue with dropping storylines after a season continues.
>>216346850A really real play. >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stranger_Things:_The_First_Shadow
>>216346850Holy fuck I just googled this. So to know the full stranger things story you have to read or watch a play? My god Netflix is really milking this until it's nothing but bone.
>>216346766It was the same reason Season 1 worked, Steve's arc in season 1 was actually a good subversion of expectations. Turning the one dimensional bully into a 3 dimensional character was somewhat refreshing. They didn't know what to do with Steve in Season 2, season 4 sucked the most. Introducing some autistic faggot as the main villian was just retarded. It was better when it was a Lovecraftian monster. Or if they wanted to add the faggot, it should have been the Mind Flayer corrupting him instead of the faggot creating the mind flayer because he likes spiders.
>>216346604Mike the man bros we are eating good
>>216346139It was so gay and lame how they changed it from hellish red to piss yellow
>>216346881Why is Lucas just standing there. Grab something and help.
>>216346744Yes but the idea they would suddenly go "YOU MEAN HENRY AS IN HENRY CREEL!" would be utterly retarded, but it's also retarded they are ignoring this obvious link they've set up lol
>>"wh*te people are crazy" - Caleb McLaughlin 2025
>>216346881>dozens of soldiers unloading m16s does nothing>shovel does somethingi fucking hate this show so much
>>216346650>Noah slipped up and said Will built the s2 tunnels and he's meeting Vecna again at the end of part Where did he say that
>>216346880>it should have been the Mind Flayer corrupting himThat *is* what they did, anon. But agree on Steve. They had no idea what to do with him and have been cucking him hard since S3.
>>216346880For me it's a toss up between 2 and 4. I barely remember remember season two. I remember the dogs killing that fat loser. The awful 2nd to last ep and that's about it.
>>216346919Caleb "My beautiful chocolate skin" McLaughlin
>>216346915Theres a theory going round he wiped their memory of him somehow, in the trailer for part 2 they're looking through highschool yearbooks. Though it ties in with the whole birthdaygate forgetting Wills birthday in season 4 theory so may be dumb
>>216346938>That *is* what they did, anon.NTA but I really can't make heads or tails if they had an actual goal in making everyone think Vecna = main villain or they got cold feet/it's a bts mess of them undecisive over who the main villain should be
>>216346880>Steve's arc in season 1 was actually a good subversion of expectations.Didn't this apply to Hopper as well? You start off thinking he's this useless piece of shit that will keep stonewalling Joyce and being ignorant and shit but then he's probably the best character in s1
>>216346929Demorgogans are weak to fire magic, melee weapons wrapped in barbed wire, telekinesis and wine bottle
>>216346955>Though it ties in with the whole birthdaygate forgetting Wills birthday in season 4 theory so may be dumbThe birthdaygate theory? I could look it up but I'd get more satisfaction seeing an anon explain vs. a redditor or collider article
>>216346934>https://www.reddit.com/r/HawkinsAVclub/comments/1pcqefo/will_builds_tunnels/during that hotones interview they all did yesterday. Its definitely a spoiler because they've edited it out of the original YouTube video now
How come Schnapp looks offputting in a way Wolfhard does not even though Wolfhard as an even more comically big Jew beak?
>>216346984If the writers unironically intended this as character trains for the demo i respect this show even less now
>>216346990in s2 Joyce looks Will dead in his possessed eyes and says your birthday is March 22nd, the day el freaks out at the rollerink in s4 is shown as march 22nd but no one acknowledges it as his birthday. People have been arguing for years over whether it was intentional or they just forgot the significance of the date. But since Henry and Will now have the same birthday by the play it looks more intentional than anything.
>>216346648>went on to say Mike is literally their self insert in the show>cast the most handsome boy who’s loved by both the male and female man characters What did the Fuffer brothers mean by this?
>>216346938That was a retcon, watch season 4 again he literally created it.
>>216346962Unless they say, we'll never really know. I think him being possessed fits with the overall themes of the show. Vecna seems to be the entity of the upside down and it had the ability to infect since the start and shown pretty explicitly in S3 with Billy. As for Joyce and Hop not knowing Henry, as far as we know the guy disappeared in 1959, presumed dead or whatever, hidden in a lab. It's not unreasonable they wouldn't recognize a guy they barely knew 25 years later.
>>216347076The Henry we've always seen has been taken over by the mindflayer, anon. So yeah, *it* did create it, but Henry is just the humanoid form it walks around in.
>>216347038Hm interesting I guess. Albeit I won't be surprised if it's a fuck up they ignore even though they suddenly make Will's bday relevant to a Henry connection.
So wait, this show has TWO villains? The demigurgon and the guy called Vecna?
>>216347093My logic is doing this back and forth and twist within twist makes sense if Vecna being a puppet is essential to the endgame. i.e. his perception of reality destroyed = helps to defeat MF, or his current plan revealed to him wanting more power for himself to destroy MF. Something like that. If the guy literally dies before, during, or immediately after the MF reveal then it was fucking nothing. May as well have ran with him being a knowing right hand man the entire time and when he fucks off, it's simply 1 down out of 2
>>216347123MF in control also makes Henry's "We live in a society" ideology make sense. MF makes him believe humans are pests and an untainted dimension must spread to Earth so he can have an intelligent and, in effect, willing general.
>>216346919Makes me want to get some wings rn nglhttps://youtu.be/sjfyhkfb5YU?si=Ovuglpl6Ols9I_oV
>>216347280Goddamn this thumbnail makes Finn look like a slimey jew merchant in the London East End. A young Fagin lol
>>216347180I do like the idea of Henry wanting to use the kids as a battery to help take out the mindflayer, but I don't think it fits with his speech to Will. I think we're dealing with him just being possessed at this point.
>>216347331What do you think he is using the children for? P.S. heaped upon all the MF/Vecna confusion some netflix hoodies promoting the season said how Vecna and MF are going to war lol so who knows, maybe Creel will be an ally insofar as he's so much of an egotistical prick that he can't accept the same outcome for everything he's working towards if he's not in charge
>>216346139>OH GOD I'M SORRY I PIRATED THESE GAMEEES*snap* it goes into my /v/ shitpost folder
>>216347280Honestly its the best interview they've done this entire promo tour they don't look like they're about to fall asleep for once
The most based thing they could do is kill off Joyce and not a big spectacular death with epic slow mo and music but literally first scene of episode 8:"you leave my son alone henry"CRUNCHa jump cut of her vecna'd on the ground dead dead within the first 10 seconds of the episode no pomp or circumstance just a quick pathetic death.
>>216346139Jesus Christ it looks like an early 2000s alt metal MV.
>>216347429We found Mel Gibson guys
>>216347382>What do you think he is using the children for?Seems fairly evident he needs them for a battery. They are all held in the flux capacitor. It could be an interesting twist if he's doing all this to go back in time and undo whatever happened in the cave, but I don't think they'll go that route. It would make him essentially the main character. It would be a bad move.
>>216347474Main thing I can think of for a battery is *another* fucking rift or portal. If so, I guess the first fucking one was purely so he could gain access to children physically.
>>216347499Yeah, like I said, maybe Henry wants to use them to go back in time. Keep in mind that the other kids powers were created from Henry's blood, apparently, which is why they all don't have his powers. Of course this makes S4 pretty dumb since he was a jobber to El last season.
>>216347042Do you think they ever experimented with each other?
>>216347547>he was a jobber to El last season.To both teenage and baby 11.... and Max... and Steve, Nancy, and Robin.
holly the cutie will save the day by opening a dimension door
>>216347280Lucas not wanting to touch wings with Will after he took a bite screams "Get your aids juice away from me whitey"
>>216347547>Of course this makes S4 pretty dumb since he was a jobber to El last season.I'm hoping possessed Will is the solution to that given he's someone who's powerful but also someone they'll have to pull their punches fighting back with.
>>216345677WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
>>216347608oh please that bucks zestier than a cool glass of lemonade on a hot Alabama morning
>>216347280some stranger wings...
>>216347585>>216347619I guess a possible explanation is in S4 Henry was still holding Vecna back, but after being sent to the upside down again, this new version is more or less the mindflayer in control, hence the bulletproofness and all that.
>>216347675Is lemonade Zesty?
>>216347759That was a very dumb question after thinking about it.
>>216347761What the actual fuck?
>>216347761Why did they hold on this shot? Does she spit the food out or something?
>>216347761oh no this would be very grokable...
>>216347796ofc not, she's eager for that cream!
>>216347675dressed like a pre-industrial European male
>>216347280Noah is so zesty when he tries to hit the pinata, doesn't help that he fails to hit it 3 times
>>216345231he wants to be the bad guy for the netflix show
>>216347761totalpedodeath
>>216348072The Duffs knew what they were doing with that stuff. The pigtails, little red riding hood motif and listening to a song about two young kids finding their sexuality. What their endgame is, I do not know but not even they can be that blind.
lol
>>216347869How voice sounds even more gay than in the show
>>216346139OOHHHHH N-
Will's going to sacrifice himself by throwing both him and Vecna into a portal to the Upside Down where the two will be trapped battling one another until one emerges victorious in the end. Decades later an elderly Will is going to arrive as an old man at one of the houses of the kids.
>>216348303Will Byers is a bullied closeted poor gay kid from 80s Indiana. Noah Schnapp is an openly gay rich Jewish guy from Scarsdale its a whole other level of gay
>>216348072*victory
>>216348414Nah, it'll be El. No way a male is saving the day, even a gay one.
>>216347280>Finn basically went full Richie and just trying to be funny with Gaten >Noah real life persona makes Will looks like a macho guy >Carb with home with a chicken drumstick trophy
>>216348234KEK
>>216348457>>216348414It's gonna be Steve after they both try to be the sacrifice.
>>216348476>*Caleb
>>216348482>steve tries to save the day by jumping into the void and sacrifices himself>misses and dies for nothing>dustin cracks a joke>everyone laughs>el and jeet hold hands and snap their fingers, ending the threat>they forget steve ever existed
>>216348580They do a shot for shot "Aim for the bushes"
Vickie bros…
>>216348657is this /ss/?
>>216348657Why the fuck are Hawke's nasolabial folds and eye bags so fucking prominent?
>>216348414>Will's going to sacrifice himself by throwing both him and Vecna into a portal to the Upside Down where the two will be trapped battling one another until one emerges victorious in the end.Will we throw himself into the portal and appear to battle Vecna, but once the portal closes they'll stare longingly into each other's eyes before sharing a big sloppy kiss. Then Will will get on his knees and start sucking Vecna off while begging for his seed. As this happens the Upside Down will change from a dark scary place to the Emerald City from Wizard of Oz to match the euphoria on Vecna's face. A big gay rainbow will appear overhead, followed by the Mind Flayer emerging on screen, but it won't be a swirling black could, now its the colors of the Trans flag. 2 Demogorgans will start scissoring while Demobats fly overhead jizzing on everything. Kate Bush will be playing in the background during all of this.A proper modern DnD ending.
>>216348738Some people look like that. They just don't usually don't get cast in movies.
>>216348726It’s yuri
>>216348838
>>216345120>Dude...we brought back that ugly character from the most universally hated episode in the entire series. Heh..caught you by surprise I bet?
>>216345759Ah! He's semitic, I see.
>>216349001Be reasonable about it, anon, if they didn't tie up the storyline people would absolutely bitch about it.
>>216349001Before the reveal of the jeeta I was expecting some serious twist, like the person there is some clone of 11 or even Will. Something truly insane.
>>216349001I used to describe this character's look as 'retarded sonic the hedgehog getup'
>>216348838>behind every butch lesbian there’s always a butcher more evil lesbian
>>216349047This show is devoid of anything awesome like that.
>>216348738Just because
>>216349119he would be a god-tier twink if it weren't for that nose
>>216349047The show has 3 eps left. No time for new threads. The whole thing is just to tie up old ones.
>>216349045They could have just had some gov guys saying she was dead off screen.
>>216349119>here's that 20 year old woman I was telling you about
>>216345719SOMEONE FUCKING HELP THIS WOMAN SHES LITERALLY DYINGGOOD LORD SHES MADE OF MATCH STICKS!
>>216349119imagine sexing her and uma at the same time not knowing who is who
>>216349137>dude, they wasted a whole ep just for her to die off screen, wtf is this shitShe never should have been created but it is what it is. They have to wrap it up in some satisfactory way.
>>216345677>>216345701>>216346487
>>216349169>there should only be 001 and 011 there should not be any 002, 003, 004, 005, 06, 007, 008, 009, 010...
>>216349169She was never a big enough character that they had to devote such a huge "reveal" to a stinky jeet.
>>216347761TOTALHollyLove
>>216347761>Tee-hee, look at me, I'm a 7 year old ;)
>>216349129Surprised he never got it done his twin sister has quite clearly had a nose job and his moms face is 90% plastic.
>>216349204The others were killed by henry/vecna, remember? I do wonder how jeet escaped, though.>>216349211It's the only one who could work in the premise. They knew it was a special person. It could only be her or Henry.
>>216345385season 1,3 and 4 all had some very good episodes and genuine kino, season 2 was the only one that was actually bad.
>>216349119is she 45?
>>216346817Hollyheads...is this true?
>>216346121They need them all to die heroically one by one in the last episode and it will go down in TV history
>>216349375Her being at the premiere suggests she's in S5, which suggests a bunch of undoing shit. I expect a most happy ending with most everyone getting resurrected.
>>216349423On the one hand I'm going to hate it. On the other this >>216345677 appearing and everyone acting normal is going to send my sides into orbit
>>216349423Why wouldn't Eddie, billy, or bob the brain be there then?
>>216348657
>>216349264I can't think of much from season 4 besides going to Dustin's weird gfs house that was funny or interesting.
>>216349521Resurrection through implication. If they undo all the events and Barb never dies, then we can safely assume all associated events are undone as well.
>>216345838jeets/arabs posttng child caucasian actresses, pedo/rapeis normie for them in muslim/hindu society
>>216345873I agree, they should be killed or 40 years in solitary
What’s happening here
>>216349638Robin dies
>>216346461No she doesn't you retard. They're injected.
>>216349232
>>216349638Choices are. Wills just come out (they're fine with it), Joyce is dead, or more likely they just rescued Will from Vecnas clutches which is why El is wearing her swim suit because she just did the ice bath mind warp shit.
>>216349675GOOD
>>216349375That's how it should go.A real dungeons and dragons final show down.Only one left standing.
>>216345231he wants holly all to himself. monster.
>https://x.com/_hellshee_/status/1996198308961030523It doesn't sound like Will or any of the other boys where there at Millie's final scene this season... 11 disappears at the end certainty is rising
>>216349680>old photoshopped pic with a wide smile
>>216349707>they just rescued Will from Vecnas clutchesMost likely. >>216349807No matter how you look at it she'll end up on the run from the .gov.
Expostition: The Show.
>>216349820>photoshoppedWhere's the photoshop? It's taken directly from her talent agency. Why would they 'photoshop' her lips smaller? Lips do not grow larger with age you paedo faggot.
>>216349965>headshots aren't photoshopped>lips don't get fuller as you age
>>21634980711 is going to take vecna's position, but use it to create instead of destroy.
>>216349888>ExpostitionThis isn't exposition.
>>216349965>Lips don't grow as you ageAre you retarded?
I know everyone says the rest of the cast are way too old but I can tolerate it for nearly everyone except this thing. She looks like she's on her 4th babydaddy and the eldest kid is on trial for dealing crack.
>>216349988Is it typical for lips to be photoshopped smaller? And again can you please provide proof of the photoshop? What exactly was photoshopped? Would you mind pointing out every part of the photo that was edited and which techniques were used? And correct. Lips do not grow, lest juviderm would not be a billion dollar industry.
>>216350010>Mike and 11 reduced to communicating through Christmas lightsboth funny and sad. It'll be like doing phone sex by telegraph.
>>216345231We don't know yet, the writers don't know yet either
>>216350073Are you?
>>216346547Almost evert character's arc was already concluded in season 1.
>>216345566>>216345231There's apparently some twists related to Vecna's motivations.We know that the hive mind is its own thing and Vecna has been manipulating it.We also know there's more to the upsidedown than just Hawkins and that wall seems to be a thing.What if there's a bigger bad and Vecna is building an army to stop it? But like, has to sacrifice pawns and shit so that makes him do evil actions and seem evil?
>>216350111No, it's an old picture with smoothed lines. Smiling broadly things the lips.>Lips do not grow>During puberty and throughout a woman's reproductive years, estrogen promotes fat distribution in the face, including the lips, making them appear fuller and more plump.This is why women wear lipstick, anon. A woman's face changes making them more pronounced. Makeup accentuates this difference in the lips of a male.
>>216350150Ok retard, if you actually looked at that they do grow for girls until 14 and stay that size until 16 and then start to reduce. The way you wrote it makes it seem like you thought the lips you were born with stay that size.>Do lips grow in plumpnessDo lips become more plump
>>216346139were we supposed to care about this guy or something???
>>216350013What are you talking about? Every character explains everything all the time. It's fucking tiresome. It's like the programme was made for kids, but the violence contradicts this.
>>216350169That's too interesting for these writers to come up with.
Vecna will have to reincarnate with wills body and they have to kill will to stop vecnas curse
>>216350204>then start to reduceThey don't start to reduce until much later in life, anon, for the same reason breasts tend to shrink as menopause approaches. These threads are like watching 8yos argue over which cartoon character can beat up the other.
spinoff series is will cleansing the world of hollypedos
>>216349807Lmao she's literally going to purge the UD and make it some paradise and either be there physically with hope she gets back or becomes noncorporel in doing say. I fucking called this three years ago.
Eleven and Will are going to team up like Sonic and Tails
>>216347280
>>216350267Can you pedophiles take your child physiognomy discussion somewhere else please
>>216350267From what I read it starts slowly at 16 onward.>>216350329Buddy look at where you are
>>216350273Is that better or worse ending than GoT? I feel its going to cause actual crashouts.
>>216350359Anything is better than the GoT ending. People are gonna be upset no matter how this show ends.
>>216350204>>216350267Both of you need to kill yourselves asap. Fucking predditors always so confidently incorrect. More interested in winning arguments than bothering to research the excrement you propose as fact.Paedos desperate to cling to their latest obsession being natty having to do Olympic-tier gymnastics to deny the obvious use of injectables by her parents to appeal to paedophiles like you. Sick.
>>216350382No they weren't. All they had to do was not kill off 11. Timetravel fuckery is the worst possible thing they could have done.
When's next episode? We need more Holly webms.
>>216350405>Confidently incorrect >Shows how I'm rightI'm not the one swooning over Holly I'm sure pointing out that what he said was retarded. >Muh pedos on my pedo siteIf you're so heckin pissed off go do something about it. Bitching on here does nothing.
>>216350421Is there actual time travel in the new season? I though it was just Max people able to see back in time because of the coma not actually going back physically.
>>216350405>posts two conflicting ai results, both from doctors selling lip-injection servicesOr you could just deal with reality: They don't start shrinking until menopause approaches and estrogen (the reason they are full to begin with) starts to reduce. Same reason your balls shrink and you lose muscle mass as you get older as test decreases. You fucking retards make me sick. You're the reason people think men can be women.
>>216350483Christmas Eve and then it'll be in theaters for a while.
>>216350511There are hints of it honestly. A lot of talk about wormholes
>>216350483see what grok can do with holly_cream
>>216350544Some people are actually going to spend $30+ bucks per ticket + snacks just to see what I can for free on pirate sites. Stupid idea honestly.
>>216350511>relentless bttf references>einstein-rosen bridges being mentioned in beginner physic coursesYeah, there is going to be time travel, anon.
>>216350511
>>216350511highly hinted at, Derek was making a tesseract in class too
>>216350539>>216350489So given she was 12 when she shot this paedo bait for you two latent paedophiles we should expect her lips to be even plumper present day and yet they're the exact same juviderm-filled size you two paedophile love and haven't at all grown larger. Really makes you think, doesn't it? And given I posted sources stating they stop growing at 14 in women and start shrinking, again, why juviderm injections are a multi million dollar industry, I assume they'll be smaller in her next production? Lmao at you coping paedos.
>>216350560>>216350581>>216350600>>216350640My word this is hilarious. These guys are gonna crash and burn when this is all over.
>>216350706>Puberty typically starts between ages 8 and 13 for girls
>>216350706>This much sperging>Know the brand name of lip fillersFemanon post tits and leave please.
Watching S1 again now and I'm appalled by how dumbed down with pointless exposition and bizarre action-announcing dialogue the series has now become.
>>216350763There's one fitting scene where the boys ask their science teacher about other dimensions and that's it. Season 4 had this bullshit every episode.
>>216350792For>>216350783
>So you know what? Keep on growing up kid. Don't let me stop you. Make mistakes, learn from 'em. And when life hurts you, because it will, remember the hurt. The hurt is good. It means you're out of that cave.NOOOOTICING
>>216350640Also flux capacitor.
>>216350792>pulls out DnD figures>OKAY, so this, is them. And these, are US! Are you with me so far?!
Migrate brochachos>>216351313>>216351313
>>216349119Im 100 sure these people lie about their age. Maya has to be at least 5 years older. Same with Billie Eillish. Its impossible they have the age they say they have.
