>tfw no Elaine gf
>>216345955she was the worst of the four.Jerry was just indifferent to everythingKramer did bad stuff inadvertently because he was stupidGeorge did bad stuff because he was weak and cowardlyElaine was the only one who did bad things out of sheer malice. She had no reason to do the stuff she did other than she enjoyed pushing people around.
>>216346003Let's not pretend George didn't do things out of sheer spite. Jerry did too, at times.
>no neurotic jewess
>>216346028but they always failed at it. Geoge never accomplished anything. Elaine got away with her bullshit.
>get elaine gf>it lasts a few days>next week she has new bf
Kramer get ipadElaine get gaped
>>216345955Women like Elaine are poly which means 2 new guys a week and constant bacterial infections in their pussy
>>216346130>Seinfeld theme starts playing
>>216346130Not so fast, pal>christian >rising career at dealership>passionate sports enthusiast>can drop Elaine at any time and resume the relationship whenever Why is he so based?
>>216347371GERMS
>>216349059Ejaculate inside and replace birth control with tums
>>216345955The Seinfeld Porn was very dissappointing
>>216349059Oh God
>>216345955Goddamn 1980s women's shoulder pads were fucking retarded.
>>216345955A few weeks ago, I found myself looking down the double barrel shotgun of a possible threesome with a pair jewess roommates. An evening of karaoke led back to their apartment, where I enjoyed an hour of tea and chat with them, but noticed the hour was getting late and they were not getting tired or suggesting the evening end. Rather, they started making increasingly raunchy jokes, inviting me to crash on the couch. I had to get out of there!
>>216347371Feels like an arbys night
>>216349110She uses the sponge so NO SOUP FOR YOU
>>216351555>Elaine regularly lets her bf of the week creampie her tight shiksa pussyShe's the perfect woman.
>>216346003>Elaine was the only one who did bad things out of sheer malice.https://youtu.be/N_ympM1TPBwcare to explain that scene, zoom-zoom? >elaine falls in love with a handsome guy>jerry decides it might be funny to sabotage that
>>216345955Didn't she kissed a little boy?
>>216345955*kidnaps your dog and dumps him in the middle of nowhere*what should be the punishment for this crime?
>>216345955Remember she was such a whore that she triggered a coworker germophobia.
>>216347371>>passionate sports enthusiast
>>216345955I have couple funny webms but this fag board doesnt let me post them because they have audio
>>216352651use >>>/wsg/6038443
>>216346003They’re just normal people living in ny in the 90’s. It’s insane how zoomers think they are evil for not being woke.
>>216347371Yeah that's right
>>216345955She looked far better as a MILF in her own show
>>216352651What is online converter
>>216353647shalom
>>216353824Yes I’m clearly Jewish because not woke.
>>216353716Selina Meyer can yell at my dick any day.
>>216345955>a walking collection of STDs, fucking a new literally-who every week>all women hate each other, but Elaine can't even maintain a single female friendship, instead forcing herself into the circle of a friendzoned ex-BF, "just one of the guys">kike succubusHere's your liberated and empowered 1990s New York woman, fellow goyim! It's allegedly a comedy, but Netflix also recommends "Sex and the City" for those nights when the SSRIs hit especially hard.
>>216353872ignore them, its just the woke right again.
>>216354185kek, no sponge required
>>216354285You will never live the term down. Woke will forever be associated with self loathing leftists who are race traitors and usually gay as fuck.
I would her nice feet
>>216345955why cant modern women do their hair like this? its catnip for my cock
>>216346003100%. George and Jerry are also consistently punished for their bad actions, yet Elaine rarely is. She is outright cruel to most other characters on the show.
>>216346003Why do autists talk about fictional characters as if they're real people?
>>216351783"sabotage" is making Elaine actually be consistent with her rhetoric or admit she's just full of shit
>>216355909No, we're talking about them as if they are characters. Characters still have personalities, You know? Their character?Maybe you're just a retard
>>216354285what the fuck is the woke right?I love when simpletons just take a criticism that was lobbed at them at some point, and think you can use it for anything you don't like, any meaning be damned
>>216356867When you dont want immigrants
>>216356932as I was saying...>>words mean something?
>>216356932>>216356954all the time with this shit
>>216356954Yeah thats why it failed.
>>216356976what failed? Some bullshit you made up? yeah, that's probably why
>>216357017I was answering the anons question. I didnt invent woke right; shabos goys did because we said we didnt want immigrants
>>216345955>He Took It OUT
>>216354185>he didn't take it out
>>216345955I liked this show as a kid but I remember thinking it was weird how they acted like she was hot when she wasn't
>>216357061it's still not an actual thing. nobody says woke right...at all.
>>216345955A woman that hangs out with 3 dudes afterwork?No thanks.
>>216347371he was The Tick, the one & only
>>216349059too jewish for me
>>216359140>A woman that hangs out with 3 dudes afterwork?Including her ex-boyfriend, no less.>Brandon Tartikoff was not convinced the show would work. A Jewish man from New York himself, Tartikoff characterized it as "Too New York, too Jewish".[15] Test audiences were even harsher.Yeah, no shit. But this was just part of the overall theme of 90s media starting to quietly normalize degeneracy. Of course 9/11 accelerated everything but in hindsight the patterns were already there. With "sitcoms" like Seinfeld, the allegedly ridiculous aspects of the show distract from the fact that the entire idealized lifestyle is ridiculous, the people (the real life jewish actors) are ridiculous, even the very place (New York hellscape) is ridiculous. If Seinfeld is entertaining, it's because the setting is as alien as Mars.
>>216357117how about a "he put it in" reaction?
>>216353716There's an episode of this show that revolves around how she can't break up with her boyfriend because he's so good at eating her out. Boyfriend played by Andy Richter.
>>216353647They are morally evil immature assholes. That's the joke.That's the whole show.
>>216360477Kramer literally fought a criminal to save a pinky toe. You're a stupid zoomer shut your face up
>>216354184Oh no not DA JOOOOOS
>>216347371ElaineI'm thinking about having gay sex with your friend Jerry
terrible show, outside of like 10 episodes.
Certain people in this thread are the pen store guy.>"Elaineeeee..."
>>216360529Israeli-coded post.
>>216361650wait a min that's Stiles from Teen Wolf starring Michael J. Fox
>>216360529He's right though
>>216363165Highly erotic.
>>216363165The guy left because Elaine came on too strong. She needs to play it cool
>>216355771>yet Elaine rarely islosing her jobs and apartments and constantly moving down in status isn't punishment?
>/tv/tards keep jerking off to a frumpy bitch character from a shit TV show
>>216365385How many zits do you currently have
>>216364656when did she move down in status? At the end she was still working for Peterman. At one point, she was running the damn company.
>>216365385so frumpy and not charming whatsoever
>>216366000>At one point, she was running the damn company.with no bump in pay and only as a figurehead who couldn't actually make any decisions
>>216365385Julie would've played an excellent Vulcan in the throes of pon farr
>>216366242she seemed to enjoy it. She acted even more obnoxious
>>216345955You are not spongeworthy.
>>216346062This. I couldn't care less for neurotic jewesses.
