Arthouse & ClassicsRo-Ro kino edish>QotDFavourite member of the Ricky Ro-Ro acting harem?Previous: >>216346738
Queen of /film/
>>216352572>QOD
Watch Heaven's Gate (1980, dir. Michael Cimino)
>>216352578Evil career ending cunt of /film/.
>>216352627Young Carice van Houten with more freckles.
>>216352627I saw it and thought it was pretty darn cool idk why his (cimino's) career tanked after it. Heard he made people reshoot alot and was a real pill but, the movie was pretty grand
>>216352572I have all the untouched Blurays of Rohmer on an external HD. Thank you Father who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
>>216352627I said I was going to watch this in a prior thread but that is me code for "I will perhaps watch half of it 5 months from now and fall asleep midway through and never get to the rest".
>>216352648(PBUH)
>>216352627Listen to Heaven's Gate (1980, comp. David Mansfield).https://youtu.be/F7paKNhSrFA
>>216352648*smooch*
>>216352650That's sad.
I might make a letterboxd....but what do i get out of it? I dont even have friends online
>>216352640Based fellow Dane dame appreciator.>>216352650>"I will perhaps watch half of it 5 months from now and fall asleep midway through and never get to the rest".Hey, at least you're doing better than me, Mikey.
>>216352693my hope was that a hot girl would see my epic and funny film reviews and follow me and begin an online romance that then leads to meeting irl where we fall in love and get marriedso far I've got 3 likes
>>216352693https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z36Xadupn5c
Look Im not lying about my age, I havent left my home ever since i was out of highschool...im 24>>216352723Hahahah, lolokay fine i had that fantasy too...
>>216352710Stop posting middelmatig vrouwelijk schoon. Thanks in advance
Where is Nakszynskibro?
>>216352693>>216352753Do you see why you don't have any online friends? Do you understand that it is your fault?
>>216352780I know but I feel ashamed of wanting friends so i never sought any
The dutch are ontologically evil.
>>216352793you're joking but that's actually pretty true when you look into their dark banking history
>>216352789Stop being such an insufferable cunt and maybe you'll get some without even trying too much.
>>216352813how? im too shy and insecureim soon to be 25 and a virgin...ive never had friends
>>216352693why do you need online friends to use letterboxd? I just use it to keep track of the films I've watched and my ever confusing myriad of watchlists. I don't engage with the social aspects at all, outside of occasionally making public lists just for my own enjoyment
>>216352824quit bitching about not having any friends for one
>>216352835i feel lesser for not having any friends, i feel lesser and insecure. No one liked my goodreads review, i reviewed some pretty obscure and interesting books i love, but no one liked me and i saw others being liked...jealous
>>216352861aigoo...
>it's another Personacuck therapy thread
>>216352922favorite pirates of the carribbean character?
i dont forget the films or games or books or manga or whatever because i have nothing else to do or remember
>>216352861you are such an insufferable faggot. if you are just reviewing things to try and get likes, of course no one is going to resonate with your reviews. write from the heart and about things you actually enjoy and eventually people will discover you if you can actually review things well. and stop living your life envious of what other people have. no one likes someone who won't shut the fuck up about "oh woe is me!, I'm so sad and uninteresting". shut the fuck up!
>>216352945so if I asked for your favorite films of 1984, you could give me 5-10 off the top of your head that for sure released that year without forgetting any?
This faggot is 100% a troll, do not respond.
>>216352983>favorite films of 19841984. easy
>>216352955im not uninteresting....im just sad....and bpd...I didnt write it for anyone else, I wrote those reviews for me. But I spent a week reading about others in that site...i became sure no one would like me. No one would accept me, not even online would anyone want to be my friend.How shameful, when I try to watch kino, the european slop is full of sex and hip movements, of nudity and love scenes...as if taunting, these european films piss me off.>>216352983No it seems I had delusions of memory....I mean I remember them when I see them...fine, you have a point here. I'll make a letterboxd.I am not used to communicating with others or sharing my thoughts
>>216352861Unless you fix yourself, you will pretty much be like a woman where you view yourself through the eyes of the other. This is feminine, this isnt manly. Man go their own way, they do not care what the other thinks. We lead. Be a man. Stop fapping, you are slowly turning into a whiney biatch
Not a fan of this lily livered, slack jawed newfaggot desu.
Can an incel write a romance script?
>>216353052only if it ends in the rape and murder of the love interest
>>216353052He hates women. He fears women. Do the math
>>216353069>>216353076Sorry I should rephrase. never gf virgin who doesn't hate women but has no experience with them at all. I've making a short film and I got a really great script idea but alas it is a romance. I might get someone else to write it.
>>216352922>it's another Personacuck therapy thread
Wait I do have online friends, I have women friends online. I'm still a virgin
>>216353104>I might get someone else to write my filmIf you have to be a journeyman even for a piece of crap short film youre NGMI. Even Renny Harlin and Uwe Boll were able to write their own debuts.
>>216353159>jess cowboySo damn cute.
>>216353159I could write the script but I don't know if could do it justice knowing I have never had a romance but then again Kubrick never went to the moon so maybe I will write it.
>>216353023Nobody is. Stop engaging with this guy, don't let him take over the thread.
>>216353224Write what you know first.
>>216353242I've ruined generals entirely, have made generals go extinct, be it manually or machines, be careful
>>216353267Is this a threat?
>>216353293yeah
>>216353213Now that I get a second look at the pic, it looks more like a sombrero. I'm going to rename the image to Jessy Gonzales.>>216353224I mean, the likelihood of anyone becoming a famous name off a short film and being able to leverage that into a career is basically zero, so you might as well make it your own child that you can be proud of no matter what the result is. I doubt getting some sex haver to write it for you will have any effect on its success.
I made a short in 2010, it's lost media now.
>>216353307It's just a straw hat.
>>216353331Vince?
>>216353267do it. nuke us
is it THOUGH?
>>216353383YES SIR.
Somebody post it, you know what I mean
>>216353436
>>216353418typical french cinema, I have no idea what did she mean by this yet people will act like this is some kind of masterpiece, goddard is a HACK!
I directed a short film during university and it actually won an award so i'm the biggest director on /film/
reminder short films aren't real films
>>216353658What if you edit together 4 related short films as a collage and make it one 2 hour movie
>>216353658Filtered by brevity.
>>216353551based chewy
>>216353368Third time i get accused of being Gallo by /film/. I am not Vincent Gallo, i am me.
>>216353705Cursed af
>>216353680>film full of vignettesthose are the worst kinds of movies
>>216353705Post the other one you coward.
>>216353715Take it easy, Vince
>>216353418>Soooo it's a filmmaking year, it's a filmmaking year, you guys excited about the new movies coming up? Yeah?>YEEEEEEAH>Me? Me, I'm a Bresson person but me I kinda - part of me wants Godard to hire me for his next movie...>WOOOO>No no n- Okay hear me out, hear me out! What's the first thing Godard's gonna do when he gets on set? Get b->YEAHHHH>Nooo! Get back at Karina for all the shit she pulled? That's why? I'm'unna audition for the leading role *adjusts belt buckle*>*confused laughter and jeers*
>>216353644Which also makes you the biggest failure and disappointment on /film/
>>216353754Kek.
>>216353644An award for the short film or a wet tshirt competition?
>>216353732 it's hashed banned
>>216352670I never knew Huppert and Jon Lovitz were an item.
>>216353821Post a screenshot then, i dare you.
>>216353828This is why he had so many plastic surgeries and tried to become a woman at some point.
Harpedo
>>216353858Of course. I feel like such an idiot right now.
>>216353159>>216353213>If you have to be a journeyman even for a piece of crap short film youre NGMI. Even Renny Harlin and Uwe Boll were able to write their own debuts.Fully agreed and lovely picture.
>>216353880Seething at Harperchad again are we lil bitch?
>>216353937what film?
um
>>216353937bye bye
>>216353945Just how new are you? And I don't mean into cinema, but into imageboards.
>>216353937Based. You have the balls.
>>216353973made my first post in 2010
>>216353937HNGHHHHHHHHHH
>>216353945pretty baby
>>216354031thanks big dogg
RIP Brookebro.
He just loved kino...whats wrong with that?
>>216354077His sacrifice won't be forgotten.
>the anime new guy is a pedophilewow what a surprise LMAO
This thread is already better than the last few weeks of /film/.Thread theme:https://youtu.be/y0uoakDesgo
Is this true?
>>216354137misogynistic film
is Anora /film/ approved?
>>216354160overhyped contemporary slop? absolutely
>>216354160It's a divisive opus here.
Today this could beThe greatest thread of /film/'s lifeBefore we hit 310Before we run out of timeStay on-topicStay on-topicWatch the thread come alive tonightStay on-topic
>>216354177WHOISYOURFAVORITEPIRATE OF THE CARIBEAN?
>>216354108I am not one of those
I would not say that I am a pedophile
>Guinevere...Thoughts on Lancelot du Lac?
>>216354137I just recently found out Brialy was a homo irl.
>>216354204Be quiet, pedo.
>>216354309looks cool added to my list
>>216354131>Happiness Is a Girl and a Gun.
>>216354317WTF...despite me liking anime, Im not a pedo.
>>216354309It's one of my top 5. And the best Bressonflick.
Methinks the pedo doth protest too much.
>>216354355You're not? Then you won't fit in here.
i have more original fetishes
sometimes it feels like the world will never accept us
>>216354355Shhh be quiet pedo, I got you on 4k.
anyone seen this kino?
Thoughts on my all time top ten bros?L’eclisse (Michelangelo Antonioni)Germania anno zero (Roberto Rossellini)A Woman Under the Influence (John Cassavetes)Psycho (Alfred Hitchcock)The Gold Rush (Charlie Chaplin)El ángel exterminador (Luis Buñuel)Salò (Pier Paolo Pasolini)The Mirror (Andrei Tarkovsky)Lancelot du lac (Robert Bresson)Au hasard Balthazar (Robert Bresson)
>>216354376nah but it looks based added to the list
>>216354386havent seenhavent seenhavent seen but john cassavetes rocksjust okayhavent seenhavent seenhavent seen heard its grosshavent seenhavent seenhavent seen
The concept of Dingsneed trying to watch a Bresson film is hilarious.
>>216352572all of these women allowed multiple penises to enter their vaginas. why would they do that?
>>216354386>L'eclisseI didn't care much for it, save for a few sublime moments.>Germania anno zerobased>AWUTIhaven't watched it>Psycho>The Gold Rushbased>El angel exterminadoroverrated>Salòhaven't watched it>Mirror>Lancelot>Balthazarbased
>>216354433shut the FUCK. UP personatard
>>216354444this nigga leveled UP
>>216354386Send it to S&S.
>>216354386hackokhackokokokniceNICE1010
hmm the animepedo likes bresson films...
That's right. Now, you take, uh, uh, Carol, right? A dingbat, right? A ding-a-ling. A dingo! That's what people think she is,'cause that's the truth they want to believe. But, uh, you put her in another situation, right? Put her in a situation that's tough. Stress. Where she's up against something,you'll see she's no fool. Right. 'cause what's your truth... is my falsehood What's my falsehood is your truth and vice versa.
>>216354551the ramblings of a lunatic
>>216354550Its over
>>216352650You should watch of Heaven's Gate in April 2026 and fall asleep midway through. This is, of course, me telling you to watch it as soon as possible.>>216353383>>216353418I really wanted to pinch her cheeks throughout the whole duration of the film. >>216354386Can't believe people here aren't recognizing Michael HankyPanky's top 10....
>>216354573
>>216354590>recognizing Michael HankyPanky's top 10....We don't pay attention to what HACKS have to say.
>>216354711Facts.
>>216354590Just because you recognised my Micky Hannicky ruse, I will commit to watching the first half of it in the next week... On Charlotte's lemon life!
>>216353631>goddard is a HACKYou are still in your IMDB top 250 phase, Jean-Luc is way out of your league. You need 10k more films under your belt + dozens of film theory books + KG/PTP accounts until then, your opinion is invalid. You cannot into Godard
Godard is entry level, Hackantino was right when he said he's the guy you're obsessed with when you're first getting serious about movies but stop caring about him after that.
>>216354881goddard is my kinda guy he sees women the same way I do
Hes not even talking to me...isnt this the guy talking about le white beauty of scandinavia, didnt you admit to not being white lmao
lets not discuss our races
>>216354386>L'eclisseI liked it least of the alienation trilogy but there may be some filtering happening on my part. I still love all his work.>Germany year zeroRosselini's WW2 films just don't interest me.>AWUTIIt's really good but why in your top 10? It's a favourite of actresses who idolise Gena's performance.>PsychoUntil the murder it's a flawless thriller. After the murder it gets progressively more retarded to the point of being unwatchable. If the whole thing was as good as the first act it would be the best film of all time.>The Gold RushHaven't seen this one, not a big fan of Chaplin but i'll give it a watch.>The Exterminating AngelA nice idea for a film but Bunuel just wasn't talented enough to pull it off, for me. >SaloTerrible.>MirrorNicely made but gobbledygook to anyone besides Tarkovsky. Starting to think this isn't really your top 10.>BressonCan't stand the faggot.
We are all one race, the /film/ race. Fuck you personafaggot, you don't post here in the name of unity
>>216354751Extremely cute jingoist warhawk... Her pseudo-transatlantic accent in that flick was, uh, come si dice, totes adorbs.Given how polarizing of a figure he seems to be here, if I were to guess, I'm likely the biggest Hanekehead lurking amid these hallowed grounds... He's got a quite excellent essay on Balthazar that helped me amplify my appreciation for it. Here's a link, if yr. curiosity is piqued:https://gofile.io/d/GrjnM6
>>216354900>HackantinoOpinion into le trash. No one this turd general gets Godard, you lot are illiterate. He is the end of cinema. You lot watch cinema for women in red dresses. Keep following the carrot, ignoramus
We get it, Godard is a Brechtian theorist, his films are shit on purpose, so clever!
Godard quotes films snobbishly, it's disgusting.I like it better when filmmakers quote films with a graceful touch, like in that La Dolce Vita remake with Peppino and Totò.
>>216355378they would call me a murderer if I did even half that
>>216355318You are a babby. Stick to watching that ugly latina freak this general is always on about. Every cinephile loves Godard. You dont because you lack the erudition and experience to do so. KG members >>>>> 4chan piratebay coomer that watches cinema for sexy ladies oh mi so horny
Doo is malding about Bau outta nowhere
wish I was in a cool and superior cinema club...
>>216355440Mother Superior jumped the gun!
Montage theoretical faggot Godard worshipping retard. Godard is not the end of anything, Godard didn't solve anything. Get into staging then you can talk to me you montage pleb.
>>216355401The episode where the man and the woman must journey within the city (Florence, iirc, it's the 6th and 7th squares of your webm), through armed activity, is one of the best ones. It was written by Fellini.
>>216355500bodied that freak
55555 for Sir Ridley
I uh, I liked breathless I thought it was pretty cool
Breathless?
>>216355562It did not take my breath away despite its title, no sir.
shirley if she was french
>>216351626So absolutely nothing, or just barely anything (i.e. crumbs of stuff like the beach scenes in Canto Uno)?
>>216350018>Kinskihttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/208092385/#q208110827>Bauhttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/211649405/#211690418
>>216354160Whatever makes chuds seethe is /film/ approved (at least in an honorary way)
so many spielberg and scorsese films i haven't watched yet :))))))))
you niggas mock John Wayne for playing Gengis Khan, but Woody fucking Strode playing a fucking chinese bandit is unbelievable.
>>216355807Insipid shitlibs and philistine m*rxoids are just as un/film/ as chuds.
so many coppola and allen films i haven't watched yet :))))))))
>>216355839Marlon Brando played a Saar in Candy (1968)
>>216355839>>216355893christopher plummer playing atahualpa in royal hunt of the son was kino as fuck. wish we could go back to crossracial acting again
Someone anon calling Tom Myers America's Godard lives rent free in my head. They have the same haircut.
>>216355957>Someone anonWe say "somepony" here.
She hate me.
He got game.
>>216356014Stop busting my balls.
>>216355852>m*rxoidsWhat does this mean? Serious answers only.
>>216356076Are you serious? Commies
>chuds>m*rxoidsBoth /film/.
>radical centrists>rastafaris>costaricans living in New OrleansAlso /film/.
>>216356097Not inherently so. Politics has very little to nothing to do with something being /film/.
I hate communists!
>>216356142whoah buddy calm down this isn't the 1950s no more
>>216356148McCarthy was a fucking saint. A SAINT you hear me?
>>216356172Holy based.
Elia Kazan is looking up at us.
>>216356139I meant both are welcomed here.
>>216356231Books shouldn't but Anne Wiazemsky should.
>>216356231elia kazan is a traitor
>>216356172He did make Joseph Losey become the best british filmmaker.
>>216356250
>>216356285Just look at those evil black eyes, nothing behind them.
>>216356285>theyTranne Wiazemsky?
>>216356260Stanley Kubrick, Cy Endfield, Terry Gilliam, the list goes on...
>>216356335terry gilliam fell off tho
>>216356348like everybody at some point
>>216356142I hate Capitalist PIGS!
>>216356400kubrick didn't he went from strength to strength until death
>>216356443killer's kiss is mid
>>216356475oh right that one. but that was early on
>>216354309When I first finished it I thought it was a bit up it's own ass, but then I didn't stop thinking about it for a week, so I think there might be more there than I initially thought
>>216356172REMINDER: McCarthy has retroactively been proven right about everything after the fall of the Soviet Union and declassification of a bunch of documents
i miss friedkinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJfD77dZ6qw
>>216356725The venona papers...
>>216356729nicolas comes off just as cool. just two crazy fuckers talking about films
>>216356310>[Jacques Brel] was ranting about someone who must have hurt him or treated him badly, it wasn't clear. (...) Then his complaints turned to anger. He stopped talking about the woman who made him suffer so much and started attacking women, all women. He said insulting, hateful things about us, suddenly confirming a misogyny that shocked me, even though I was familiar with the bitterness of some of his songs. The astonishment must have shown on my face.>“Isn't that right?” he said, turning toward me.>“But... How can you say such things in front of me? I'm a woman!”>He contemplated me silently for a moment. His anger seemed to have subsided, giving way to an enigmatic reverie.>“No,” he finally said, in a completely different tone. “You're not one of the women, you're not a woman.”>That statement made me lose my voice. Questions swarmed in my head: if I wasn't a woman, then what was I? He reached out his hand to me across the table.>“You are a human being. And forget about my nonsense, spring puts me in a strange state.”(...)>Jean-Luc once again looked like the outcast abandoned by everyone. When we finally went to bed, he hugged me affectionately and forgot for a moment the things that worried him. “Jacques Brel is right: you're not a woman, you're my woman.”
>>216356946based brel
RIP Bruce Lee RIP Yusaku Matsuda RIP Brandon Lee
>>216356335Is this a list of british filmmakers who are vastly inferior to Joseph Losey?
>>216356394Bong couldn't handle Brooke, no surprises there.
>>216356946>“You are a human being. And forget about my nonsense, spring puts me in a strange state.”Kino.
I was watching a kino, actually it was just some arthouse european movie, it wasn't kino. The actress was barely in clothes the entire time and she had a very particular nude scene and sex scene...I got insecure...sure I found her attractive but I'm a virgin at 24, almost 25....therefore I felt insecure and ashamed. By looking the actress up I could tell...see, you think this 27 year old french woman has fucked around? Has allowed cock inside her? Has tasted cock? Times have changed, what if she ate cunt, huh? Has she? Did she?I felt very ashamed and insecure over my virginity...The movie, I didn't get it, it wasn't that good in the end. It's meant for the letterboxd women, why is arthouse so into sex and romance?
>>216352572Books for /film/? Is David Bordwell's Film Art Introduction good?
You already posted this 3 times. Nobody gives a fuck.>>216357534Ebert's Great Movies is a good babby level primer.
and when i mean barely in clothes i mean that the entire movie, at most tiny tiny clothing and it was all serious "art" i dont get it man
The best ever anime I liked and I have good criteria in anime are far superior to all films ever, but we are talking about like 3 so its not a lot of anime thats worth watching
>>216353715Who is you, nigga?
slop like godard and bergman looks like capeshit next to those 3, the peak of anime ngl
>>216354386based for simply recognizing Mirror as Tark's best
>>216356443Clockwork, Shining, and FMJ all suck.Eye Wide Shut was great thoughbeit
>>216357827Clockwork is shit, but the Shining is great. There have been a million conspiracy theories about that flick, but nobody seems to realize that it's actually a very dark comedy, and a parody of the novel.
>>216349249Soon to be two (2) mutt babies. And going by the look of the husband they are most likely going to look especially fucked.
>>216357983obsessed
>>216355707Nah the other two dropped their list of the 21st century not all time
>>216358098Oh, right. Sorry about that.
>>216358061>Dingo-Bau alliance/film/ is not ready for DingBau.
>>216357534Some good ones I read are:Notes on the Cinematograph by Robert BressonWhat Is Cinema? by André BazinSculpting in Time by Andrei TarkovskyTranscendental style in film: Ozu, Bresson, Dreyer by Paul SchraderA Guide for the Perplexed by Werner StipeticMaking Movies by Sidney LumetIn the Blink of an Eye by Walter MurchThe 5 C's of Cinematography by Joseph V. Mascelli>>216354990I admit that Funny Games filtered me most violently upon first viewing... I hated it. I decided it was actually great like 4 months later. I loved Caché on first viewing. I don't mind Micky.>BalthazarThis is my least favourite of Bobby's prime run so I hope Mike can help me appreciate it more. Thank you.
A week without seeing a joint. It's getting uncomfortable. I can't stop thinking of watching something. If only I could find myself in the right circumstances for a joint. Such is life!
>>216357534Raul Ruiz's 'Poetics of Cinema' and Nathaniel Dorksy's 'Devotional Cinema' are simultaneously brilliant and maddening, wouldn't have it any other way
>>216358157that's not me idiot, i'm busy reading a barbara stanwyck biography
READING BOOKS ON FILM IS SUCH A WASTE OF TIMEwhy botherwhat is reading going to teach youyou either get the message or you don't either that or you read about something other than fucking film, like I don't know, maybe the initiation of plato or something worthy of precious time to read.
>initiation of platojust read The Republic, everything else is extra
>>216358601Its time
>>216267983 >>216356946For more assorted trivia and anecdotes, subscribe to the /film/ newsletter.
>le waste of time argumentYou sit on 4chan all day talking about movies, get your literacy up, retard.
>>216358884Go read Dante Alighieri's The Divine Comedy, everything else is a waste of timehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UVP4jWV4vpY
>>216359037>talking about moviesno one does this
>>216359037We talk about films.
>2愛+4愛+2愛+4愛-sunset
>>216358910you are an un-itiated plebian nigga. You don't even read history you broke ass nigga.
>>216359222explain to me, wizard.
>>216358681suck your nuts queermo
>>216359573shut up, i'm busy watching a yify encode minimized on my third monitor
a dingbau ate my mutt babies
le art is le naked people fuckinghahahahahhaha so stupid man
>>216359573>>216359630enjoying conversing with yourself? i'm not watching any more movies until tomorrow anyway. got my reviews of the ghost breakers and death wish coming out tomorrow too. is death wish /film/ btw?
Worst. Poster. Ever.
Who is he even writing these reviews for?
but i am rightwhy is it that naked people fucking is considered high art, that shit is porn not film
>>216359671>>216359711You're a virgin and not the cool kind, personatranny. Your opinion means less than nothing.
>>216359705dingo nation
>>216359726Don't give it (You)s.
>>216359726Thomas Aquina and Isaac Newton were virgins, alongside many others....in fact...the more decadent people in humanity were the opposite of virgins. I am in good company, my soul is pure. Because it is so pure I can tell you what's high art or not, real or not.You people have been excited and talking over some film from that hack merely on the nude scenes of it's whore of a leading actress or whatever. I am right, want it or not, hate it or not, I am right.
>>216359746(You)
>>216359781WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
Don't make me recover my proxy computer and backup homemade equipment, as you might find yourself that /film/ will start having some....certain...posts on it, over and over. At first you will never know my network is on but then it will be so annoying, not a single thread with the world film on it will be able to last.
This movie sucks
>>216359746>whore of a leading actress or whateverShe's not a whore anymore, sadly.
>>216359815you have to accept im right, she is a whore and she loves to get naked which she is in her right to do BUT...you guys only wanna fap to it
>>216359815F
>>216359825You're left.
I'm left, you're right, she's gone.
So im right, films with nudity and sex can be good i wont lie to you, im no prude. I love my extreme pornography. But I am saying that arthouse is full of, and mostly european shit, is full of people filming people fucking and saying its ohhhh so deep man.
Im not aguing against nudity, even if it pisses me off because Im a virgin. I am claiming that not every film with a sex scene or nudity or about relationships, drama, about europeans and whatever bullshit they wanna film is art. That's euroslop
>>216359630That freak is S O A R I N G.
>>216357647Me.
We're all me here.
My question is, why do they love to film that shit? It isn't new and it isn't entertaining, it isn't interesting and it says nothing. It's just an excuse of the actors and director for people to fuck behind the scenes and launder money maybe
>>216357853I've been saying it's a comedy for years, it should be obvious from Nicholson's performance alone.
>>216359965Can I shut up about how much I hate sexy films, please?
>>216359996why do you love sexy films? so you got hard at dogtooth huh?
>>216359744bump
another speedy gonzales ahh thread
This guy makes costaricanon and Dingo look like the coolest posters ever.
fine, if you guys ask any of your mothers or sisters to suck my cock and let me cum inside ill stop bothering you and i will gain a tolerance...of your sexy vapid filmspost real art or get me pussy
>>216360054That's not hard in Dingo's case given that he is.
>>216360073How about I sit on my hand until it goes numb and then jack you off?
>>216360091well...wait....why do you need to sit on your hand to jerk me off? How are you going to do a good job?
>>216360108So it feels like someone else is doing it.
>>216360141yeah but unless >>216359965is right, you arent meget your sister or mom on the phone, any will do to rid me of this virginity
Am I the only virgin on film? And sure i also wanted to be a serial killer as i find that safer than sex but am i really the only one?
>>216360154It's turtles all the way down, I'm afraid.
Ok sometimes when the actress or the sex scene happens I think about killing her, I would kind of be interested in that
>>216360154I am right.
>>216360180You're left.
>>216360180>>216360188She's gone.
lets just get the nest stupid fuckin thread goin u wathless bancha nikkas
>>216360247My bake is ready.
>>216352627I did. I wish he had the late career resurgence Malick did.
sagaponykunjani neigh-na
>>216360270Make it a serious one, enough with the fucking jokes already.
>>216360270What's the edish?
>>216360273He wanted to do a film about injuns entirely in Sioux language and with no white people in it, imagine the kino. He also for years wanted to adapt A Man's Fate. Gay ass Hollywood didn't deserve him.
>>216360303A serious one.
>>216360273You and me both, brother.
>>216360308Sounds racist.
This thread started out fine but became dogshit due to schizos, many such cases!
>>216360317Interesting.
>>216360308>He wanted to do a film about injuns entirely in Sioux language and with no white people in itIs Mel Gibson the only Hollywood filmmaker to actually accomplish something like that? On a related note, is Sunchaser any good?
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personabro, watch Sombre (1998)
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>>216360407now what looks great, ill watch it tomorrow, thanks
>>216360406>bump
>>216358403Perhaps it's because I saw it at the right time, but I really hold The Seventh Continent in extremely high regard. I'd go as far as to say that it's the crown jewel of the 1990s/2000s wave of provocateur (provocAuteur?) cinema, even though it's actually from 1989. Oh well, if Scorsese listed The Horse Thief (1986) as his favorite 90s films, what's stopping me?La Pianiste isn't too far behind... I think I saw you calling it an erotic drama in a previous thread. On a thematic level, it's a film about repression, and Hanukkah echoes that on a formal level by presenting the general mechanisms of sex without any real lascivious framing. I also believe Huppert's performance in it is largely unmatched within the realms of sharthouse, but that's beside the point.
>>216360404Sunchaser is great.
