>December 3>not a single Christmas movie thread
I LOVE SYDNEY SWEENEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
Christmas is an ugly holiday. This is a joyous board.
>>216358228Okay ScroogeI always found that old Claymation Rudolph super nostalgic.
Is The Green Knight a Christmas movie?
Can't wait for her new flick
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If you are White, Christmas is about family. Simple as
>>216358879wut?
>>216358864Mogged
We need a live-action Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
>>216359060Don't be rude
>>216359507>that mustache and unibrow thing
>>216359532>zoomed-inCreep and cringe
Favorite Christmas movie? Heh, well for me it's...
>>216359560>t. the beerded lady
>>216359571That scene where Riggs thinks about shooting himself while looking at a picture of his dead wife hits me even harder these days.
>>216359571Matter as well add Terrifier 3 and Die Hard why don’t you. Lol. Hurrrdurr 1 Planck time of a second of a Christmas scene or setting and it qualifies as a Christmas movie hehehehehehehe gottem
>>216359604More cringe. You’re on a roll. Keep on.
>>216359651Is your wife dead?
>>216357966I saw one on /a/ a couple days ago
>>216359689He never had one or a gf.
>>216359696Worse, he does and she's still alive.
>>216359657Alright, what about Gremlins? It's entirely centered around Christmas. What do you say to that, smarty?
>>216359571I like Taxi 3
>>216359689>>216359696>>216359702My brother died, you fucking spergs. I'm relating to losing a loved one. Fuck me, I hate this stupid board.
>>216359748You really ought to know that this website is not for posting serious things like that. Anyhow, for what it's worth I hope things get easier for you and you find peace. And you shouldn't relate to that scene, I doubt your brother would want you feeling suicidal and would rather you find happiness.
>>216359748Fag
>>216359003Christmas is (supposed to be) about Catholicism. Look at this mess.
>>216359870Just saw Christmas Vacation, pretty funny but also cynical. The climax of the movie is him getting his bonus so he can install a pool. I don't know if John Hughes just hates Christmas or what but he wrote it like I'd imagine a Jew would've.
>>216360068A pool for his whole family to enjoy. Not just the immediate either, but his extended family as well. He literally wageslaves so he can provide for and bring happiness to his family.
I dont like Sweeney. Below average face card and obviously trump adjacent. Like i don't think she cares much one way or another but she obv has racist maga family members and occasionally agrees with them. gross
>>216360151you mean hot
>>216360151No one here is falling for this bait, cuh.
>>216358864gyattDAYUM AWOOGA
>>216360175She does have a nice body but that's the first thing to go as you age, and film is supposed to be art and unless you're shooting pornography the face is much more important. Her filmography also shows she views herself more as a stripper than an artist
>>216359748Lol kwab he died a bitch
>>216360208no idc about that i meant her being a racist is hot
>>216359003Christ says to leave your family behind thougheverbeit. Making it about Father Kristmas and ""Family"" is just proof that Man in the High Castle was a documentary. Naziism is a twisted philosophy of human-worship.
>>216360261it is literally not hot. Racism also correlates with low IQ and theres nothing less sexy than someone you cant hav a conversation with
>>216360314>Racism also correlates with low IQlol nah that aint true
>>216360314Yeah that's why fucking women who don't speak your language never ever happens
>>216357966I miss oldchan where people would attack viral marketing strategies.People aren't falling for it out of stupidity but they're purposefully ignoring the fact they're being manipulated to like someone.
>>216357966i'm too old for this
>>216359060>aristocratic artist next to a peasant girl with large fat deposits on her chest>male brained moron captivated by the fat depositssad, no wonder education is becoming unpopular and we will never get back to the moon
>>216358879lmao
>>216360376ur just man cause u were born a man and hrt cant give u good tits
>>216360376both are ugly if you ask me
>>216360376so youre saying she got mogged
>>216360350You are thinking of rape (unsurprising for a caveman) which is about power dynamics, not love or even lust. read a textbook pls or at least sign up for some local CC classes and tell people you went to a state school.
>>216357966Whoever that woman is that interviewed her is way cuterthat is all
>>216360416from a certain point of view, sure. it's also the least socially valuable viewpoint possible
>>216358864Amanda recently went on a TDS rant. Dropped. I've seen her display her vulva and her blowing Justin Long so I didn't respect her anyway.
>>216360421she looks like an irish
Sydney really changed my entire cultural perspective on this. I'm a handsome tall white man. I should never apologize to manlet/midgets, creepy Indians, and mentally ill guys dressing and acting like cunts, and especially not hair dyed psychotic women with nothing to offer
>>216361085d-don't be mean to manlets.
>>216361085Geez she's probably only like 35 at most and looks even worse from the waist down. I've seen wine moms a decade older than her in better shape
>>216357966>happy holidaysWhat other holiday?
>>216357966I LIK THE MOVYE "MY BALLSACK ON CHRIST MAS" (1996). I ALSO LIK SQUIDNEY SWINGNEYS BIG CHESTICLES OH YES BABY!!!!!!
>>216357966>Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal, and a Happy New Year
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Janeway?
>>216361353These people take being unfit and unfashionable as a positive attribute. It's weirdly and ironically similar to incel behavior. the nihilism of it, too smart for society type shit.
>>216357966Why are Christians so obsessed with a pagan holiday?
>>216361607>why isn't this journalist dressed like the starlet who's entire brand is being sexy
>>216357966Nobody cares about saying "happy holidays" its something that corporations have their employees do because not all their customers celebrate Christmas. Why do conservatives act like its some leftist ploy to destroy Christmas?
>>216359571Why did they flanderize Riggs in the sequel?
>>216361391New Year
>>216361607It's a lady wearing a sweater
>>216361655She's got full blown cankles and she's only like halfway to 40. Anyone with a modicum of shame should be embarrassed to step into public looking like that
>>216361655>>216361690Ugly unfashionable people detected.You don't have be rich and famous to dress properly, lol. Make the long distance travel to your nearest city's midtown and have a look.
>>216361085This lady tried to lob her softballs and paint her as a victim who was innocently swept up in silly culture warring and chuds absolutely crucified her over it to the point she had to delete her social media. This is why you don't humor conservatives
>>216361721Women in cities dress like the lady on the left
>>216359507Her face got fucked up as she got older
>>216361671herpy helerders
>>216361772She cute
>>216359870I only like one of these moviesIt’s Jingle All the Way.
>>216361737This doesn't work anymore, you've been around long enough for people to learn your tactics and that refusing to play the game at all is both easy to do and effective. It's not random this interview is both popular and "alarming" to the cheerleaders of power
>>216357966It's fun because that shit expression is her nromal ugly face lmao
>>216361569Was my first thought too
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>>216359718Not a Christmas movie.
>>216359870Unless they're making a religious statement, Christmas movies are typically about the setting and sociocultural traditions surrounding Christmas, rather than the religious meanings of Christmas itself. This is especially true for Christmas movies that are also Comedies, which like two-thirds of the movies in that image are.And that's honestly probably how it SHOULD be. Unless there's a specific religious statement about the Holiday being made with reverence, then a film SHOULD be distinguishably light in tone and obviously about the socio-cultural tradition of the holiday, rather than making light of its actual religious meaning and origin.
>>216357966I fucking hate that slimy cat rancher bitch questioning her. Just her body posture and smug look on her face shows that she's a world class cunt who hates men and jealous of Sweeney!!!FACT!!!
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>>216361569>Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Janeway?My first thought as well!!!FACT!!!
for me it's
>>216360261What makes her a racist?
>>216360314Untrue. Not being racist correlates with low IQ since you lack pattern recognition.
>>216360418Rape isn't about power, it's about sex. That rape=power horseshit was feminist theory attempting to decouple rape from sex. But it's literally about sex. Oh, you won't willingly fuck me even though I want to fuck you? Well that makes one of us (rape begins).
>>216360522That one pic of his dick in her eye is really funny, though.
>>216361709Why don't you post a pic of your last girlfriend and we'll see if you have anywhere to stand talking about attractiveness standards for women.
>>216357966Because I called up that Gookmoot and I told him...>NO>MORE>X-MAS>MOVIE>THREADS!And he squinted his eyes, even more than usual, and said...>Oh yessu masta jew-san! Me telly evely tlanny janny faggot-san to pelma-lange ban evely evir Chlistian thlead posta-deshoooooooooo!!!
>>216358228Denounce the talmudPost the word "God"
>Die Hard
>>216359003>about familyWhat about every other family gathering holiday on the calendar?>>216365094Any films where Jews are defamed for their holiday beliefs?
>>216357966Because it's not Christmas reeeeeee it's Advent :3! Good morning! I heard horrible news few days ago Scott Calvin's age in Santa Clause is 36! @_@;;
>>216357966I started watching my Christmas movies on the first of December.Just Friends last night, actually made me lol a few times. I miss when movies were funny and laughing at fat nerds wasn't taboo.I also miss Anna Faris being hot.
>>216357966Would /tv/ Love, Simon consider as a christmas film?
>>216359748I’m sorry about your brother, anon. May this moment glow for you and your family. Just keep going, bud.(Don’t give up.)Merry Christmas to you.
Gremlins and The Holdovers. Let me guess, you need something more?
>>216361085Well, anyway just like for that interview, literally no one would be asking you to apologize.
