My wife wants me to take her to see this, is it going to be any good?
i remember like a month ago during the sydney seethe i said she'll whip her tits out soon and everyone will forget and here we are
>>216359464its gonna be a girlboss slay white male story, go for the tits tho
>>216359464It's going to make her horny so yes
>>216359464It's a trap!
>>216359464Busted face but those tits are insane.
>>216359464The trailer is making it seem like both of them could be villains, so I'm intrigued.
>>216359464>>216360497It's a basic bitch fight movie, so it has potential to attract men and women. I hope both show tits.
>>216359592She literally had her tits out in her first big role
>>216359592are you retarded
>>216360640and? the internet fucking lost it when she wore that see through dress even though she's been nude a dozen times before that
I LOVE SYDNEY SWEENEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>216359464go and give us a review
>>216359464The grim fate of ex-titcows
Not gonna lie here bros, I fucking love boobies
>>216360661she’s got great tatas man
>>216359464They put a sole shot on the trailer, studios are including foot fetish bait in their sex thrillers. How crazy is that
>>216360579Only one of them has tits to show appearently
>>216359464I want to impregnate BOTH
>>216359464Every woman next to her will be brutally mogged from now on.
>>216359464Jesus Amanda walled hard. she was so beautiful and plump
>>216359464>PLEASE LOOK AT MY TITS>NO NONO IGNORE MY BUTT UGLY FACE>MY TITS MY TITS>THEYRE MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY MY TITS
>>216362262you can just say that you’re gay here it’s an anonymous board
>>216361654Syd has lovely feet.
>>216362262a lot worse things you could make your personality. just look at twitter trannys
>>216360661That dress cinched her waist and made her figure look the best it's ever looked
>>216359464amanda is the millennial sydney sweeney
>>216359464pre wall left >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> butterface right
>>216362262Imagine your own livelihood depending on a set of big tits
>>216362575>I was like a fully formed adult when it came out, like eewww, I bet those guys were even the same age as me or younger when it came out, ewwww>like, when I was wearing strippers costumes and that was the whole point of the film ewwwwhat a retarded cunt
>>216360661The trick is giving people a taste, not showing them in full, but making people use their imagination for what they think they see under certain angles. She wore a bodice that basically shelved/pushed her tits upwards.
>>216359464Your wife wants you to cuck her with a younger woman with bigger tits.
>>216362662What is it with this new phenomenon of chicks parroting #metoo talking points but shit like “it was gross, I was only 19 and he was 24” or “this 30 year old predator groomed me when I was 22”What the actual fuck, why has this become the new meta like I had flings with a couple chicks in their 30s even late 30s when I was in my very early 20s and some even became somewhat more serious, I remember my entire families reaction unanimously being “who the fuck cares, you’re both adults, it’s perfectly fine.” Like sure they’d poke fun at me for it but it was never outrage that I was being preyed upon or some gay shit like that
>>216362754It's learned behavior, they saw someone else get attention for it so they want to do it too.
>>216362810>why twitter and pretty much all major social media platforms are such an absolute cancer to young peoples brainsSpecifically the dopamine receptors that yearn to constantly be on a continuous cycle of>”NUMBER GO UP, I AM ACKNOWLEDGEDIt’s honestly pretty gross how bad its become what with the state of shit like tiktok zapping everyone’s attention span to mainly function in taking in 30 second chunks of information
>>216362754I don't know why it happened but it's definitely an insane cultural shift. My younger buddy (24) was talking to a 20 year old chick he met on Hinge and our mutual female friend (23) said that this girl was too young for him and that it was creepy that he was talking to a girl who couldn't even legally drink yet. I was astonished. Three fucking years is apparently too big of an age gap now.
>>216360661they only freaked out because shes a nazi now.
>>216359464Amanda is starting to look very jewish
>>216362859Tell her to fuck your friend instead then.
>>216362575she's an ultra liberal though. can't wait for when some reporter inevitably brings up her sydney's response to her controversy when they're doing press for this movie.
>>216362859When I was 20 my gf was 24 and used to buy me beer and she would always tease me that it’s cute that I can’t buy beer. Now imagine if it was nowadays and the roles were reversed, I was a couple years older telling an almost-of-legal-drinking-aged girl that it’s cute that she’s so young that I have to buy alcohol for her. I’d be fucking crucified in the court of public opinion
>>216360497 husband is the villain. He's an abusive asshole and amanda hires sydney as a bait because sydney has a history of dealing with that kind of stuff - she was in prison for killing some rapist or something. So Amanda wants sydney to kill her husband basically at least that was in the book more or less iirc
>>216362164Walled is something happens on accident in your 20s, not something that comes with gradual aging once you're 40, FAGGOT.
>>216363181Thanks, I wasn’t going to see it in the first place but I’ve had to watch the trailer enough times that I was slightly curious as to what the whole deal was.
>>216363150>I’d be fucking crucified by the hag I used to dateFtfy
>>216363202lolwut
>>216363219What are you, 14? Get lost, faggot
>>216363227Top to bottom. Left to right. You are a longhoused faggot bred by the society that raised you to make catty comments about women's appearances online.
>>216362164she turned 40 yesterday
>>216363369I need to impregnate her like u wouldn't believe
>>216363389well you gotta hurry
>>216363507she only fucks CHADS .. so it's gonna be mission impossible for me
>>216363572meh
>>216363593That's the Beta provider, she fucks CHADS on the sideline.. he doesn't know. I'm in competition with them not the beta provider
>>216363636sounds to me you're choosing to wrong category for yourself
>>216363711I'm not wealthy enough to compete with that.. and looksmaxxing is an easier path for me
>>216359464Yeah
Guys, I know this may seem incomprehensible, but... I would like to have with both Amanda and Sydney... preferably at the same time.
>>216364014Gay
>>216359464They look the same age. 40
>>216359464It's got that ugly thing in it but also has Seyfried. If guess it'll be shit
>>216363310Wait what
Where are Amanda's tits?
>>216365346Away from you, as such should.
>>216363310hope she sees this bro
>>216359464>>216360262The book is such trash but miraculously Paul Feig piled on the sex scenes. I think Seyfried also joined in. Sweeney is also making another book that is almost exactly the same as this one, about a girl who fakes her identity, as she does in The Housemaid, but this one is a daughter who was kidnapped, except the evil white dad was keeping his real daughter locked under a shed because she got pregnant. If The Housemaid doesn't open to at least $30 million, Sweeney's chest preservers can't save her from anti-white Hollywood Zio sharks. Pray boys.
>>216366176They're planning on killing her anyways
>>216362575>>216362164Amanda Seyfriend invites /tv/ to tour her house! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p9sGtV4UoUWipe your shoes and the front of your shorts
>>216359464how do you go from this
>>216359464they look like rotting corpses, gross
>>216361490>>216360497They aren't villains. It's Gaslighting Me Too Edition. Sweeney wears a dress at the end that's accidentally too short so the evil rich white guy fucks her in a hotel, but irrc he drugs her like he does his "crazy" housewife. The sweaty Mexican lawn maintenance chad helps save the day! Spoilder: There's a "loud kid orders Sweeney to make tendies!" scene in the book.
I'll stick with The Housemaid (1960) thanks
>>216359464I don't see how 90 mins of Sydney titmogging that skank could be bad.
>>216363181The premise that Sydney Sweeney is homeless living and eating in her beater car is so retarded.
>>216362262Her face is good looking, you're just a tranny seething over somebody not bending the knee
>>216363202Ana Kasparian and Dasha are both 40 though? Doing the merchant does more wonders than using Weinstein's rancid cum for moisterizer. Anne Hathaway only let Weinstein watch her jill herself but Seyfried took yellow clump facials according to Crazy Days Crazy Nights.
>>216366266post women you find attractive
>>216363593>>216363636There's a photo of her sucking off Justin Long on a boat anon. Justin Mid.
>>216366295Movies are just fucking dead. It's a boomer coded hobby now, especially when you can stream the actual movie 5 minutes after it came out. You'll have one or two billion dollar movies a year from now on and maybe a few that do okay in the 100-300m range if they're good. The days of a film like this doing well because a starlet gets naked are completely over
>>216366206You are correct. High chance they kill Sweeney in a crash crash. She shares a remarkable likeness and attitude to Jayne Mansfield >The 1960s actress who died in a car crash was Jayne Mansfield. She died on June 29, 1967, at age 34, when her car crashed into a semi-trailer truck in Louisiana after midnight in heavy fog.Uber Black only Sweeney!
>>216359464Sure
>>216366422Meant to reply to >>216366176
>>216366300What do you do in this situation?
>>216366388How much did Justin pay for that PR and did it make anyone not think he is gay?
>>216366382
>>216366388And someone...married her after this?
