Yuri on ice editionprev >>216354033
>plurby plurb plurb
>>216359629>>216359629>>216359629>>216359629>>216359629^^^ this guy is the most worthless human being that has ever existed ^^^
>>216359725APOLOGIZE.
Oh yeah plurb it
>>216359725thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VyKWrKs4eE
>>216359725>eventually those eggs will be hatched in zosia in the finaleit's like poetry
>>216359745all I do is plurb plurb plurb no matter what
>>216359725This show has unlocked some secret level of autism in /tv/. Not even the waifu-fagging which other generals inevitably dissolve into because there's little to nothing to discuss with these shows can match it. There really is nothing worth watching on /tv/. How did we come to this point?
Vince, release the next episode already
Rhea Seehorn is a turbo slut and the biggest squirter west of the Mississippi
>>216359725Helen was so cute all wrapped up
This is how the average Pluribus hater watches the show btw
>>216359946Lost ... Avatar ... BrBa ... BCS ... Plurbthe descent of man is real
>>216360017Dude, chill it's on FedEx to deliver the usb to apple
>>216359946it paints in broad strokes and generally doesn't force an ideology onto anyone. yeah, there's a dyke, but the dyke is miserable, and every true chauvinist knows that lesbians don't even real.
>>216360046That's me but with Super Mario 2 and rock-crushing videos.
>>216360046I've been waiting for someone to make something like this, bravo.
>>216360021she's bone dry, sorry hombre
>>216360085for you
>>216360085jokes on you I'm into that
>>216360085She is until you put on the pirate hat and suck her seahorn
How are they filming an episode every week ?
>>216360152Plurb efficiency
individucels be seething over based plurbchads
>>216360152They filmed it all in a day and are just slacking off now
>deo gratias playing as the plurbs leave townchoral music needs more airtime
>>216359946Because Seehorn is mommymilftier.
>>216360152They're not, they take 2 weeks, every other episode is AI generated
>>216360085I'd bone her dry if you know what I mean
How long until the hive's plan comes tumbling down ?
clean it up plurbie :)
>>216360518>planThey've already won.
>>216360585They haven't assimilated Carol, they have not won.
>>216360726Yes they have
>>216360767>Carol's always been part of the plurb>all 12 of the "individuals" are part of the plurb>it's just simualated that they have autonomy by the plurb for the entertainment of the plurb>it's actually a metacommentary on the nature of the entertainment industryBravo Vince
>>216360873Imagine the smell
>>216360897Why
>>216361113IMAGINE IT MOTHERFUCKER
>>216360081You are welcome
>>216359725>OOOOOOOOOHHHHH I'M PLURBING!!!!!!!!
>>216361190>Spock's brain is considered a bad star trek episode>Plurbs are drinking brain juice
Why didn't he warm the dog food up, why didn't he save the sweet jelly thing for after the dog food ?
>>216361279Why does Carol have $500,000 in cash?
>shoopy shoop shoop
>>216361279There's something oddly comfy about high desert Arizona/New Mexico
everyone getting preppy for the new eppy ?
>>216361525apparently not.
>>216361711>>216361525The wait has been too long. I sleep.
>>216361732Getting a full nights sleep before marathoning the new episode, respect.
>>216361485It's nice but at least in my area developers are buying up all the land and building thousands of new houses so it won't be this way for long.
>>216361759>developers are buying up all the land and building thousands of new housesThis is Vince building the set for Season 2
>>216360815>we're just seeing the perspective of what its like to be plurb'd through Carol
>>216361275so much dog food but so many missing dogs
>>216361776kek. I should try to be an extra.
>>216358552There is a hivemind we call "pluribus" because that's the name of the show, though, not the name of them in-universeWe shorten it to "plurb" because it's a funny shorthand and a funny word in and of itself. Thus, we call them/it plurbs/plurb. This naturally evolved into using "plurb" as a verb to describe any actions they might take, such as>they're gonna fucking plurb CarolAnd such. This then evolved into using Plurb as a stand-in word for basically anything. Noun, verb, etc. If it sounds like it'll be funny to use, we use it.Hope this (Plurb) helped bro
>>216361809Uma delicia!
>brownoids in the show all want humanity to be destroyed and that the hive is actually le heckin wholesome utopia, and the white person is the only one who cares and wants to save humanity It’s true to real life, all the hive defenders I’ve seen have been non white
someone from bali called Ida Ayu (upper class name) would definitely speak english, you have to learn it in school
>>216361976Maybe they're retarded. Or lazy and stupid. Maybe they just suck. Lots of people just suck.
>>216361950Did anyone notice how one of the "good" things the nignog mentioned was that "no one is in prison right now" ?As if being in prison itself is a bad thing. Prison is where humanity sends CRIMINALSit's not a bad thing to separate them from society at large. Even if you consider some sentances unjust and some laws retarded, it's still presented as a good thing by that faggot that all of the murderers and psychopaths and rapists are now "free" and not locked up
>I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numplurbs! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Plurba. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't plurb it. He - he covered his plurbs, he got that idiot at the copy shop to plurb for him. You think this is something? You think this is plurb? This? This plurbanery? He's done worse. That plurbboard! Are you telling me that a plurb just happens to plurb like that? No! He plurbestrated it! Plurby! He defecated through a plurbroof! And I plurbed him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own plurb! What was I plurbing? He'll never plurb. He'll never plurb! Ever since he was plurb, always the same! Couldn't keep his plurbs out of the cash drawer! But not our Plurby! Couldn't be precious Plurby! Plurbing them blind! And he gets to be a plurber!? What a sick plurb! I should've plurbed him when I had the chance! And you - you have to plurb him!
>>216362146>society convicts and segregates criminal minds in prisonsif all the consciousness of all the individuals exist together informing the hive as they claim, the hive would not have such a composed perspective. so either they were killed- the greater good is to cull a sick animal so it doesn't infect the herd,or the hive is not a voluntary collective of consciousness, its a collection of prisoners.
>Guys, the pluribus doesn't kill>How do you know that?>Because they said so, and they can't lie>How do you know that?>Because they said so.
>>216361485Fuck off, we’re full.
>>216362146He was obviously pointing out that there's no criminals anymore. Like every serial killer and rapist is essentially dead. One of the things I don't expect to be referenced is what happens after this (presumably) gets undone.Gonna be awkward having to recapture every person before the bodies start pilling up.
I SAID WHEN IS THE NEW EPISODE CUNTS
>>216362554I think it's like 9pm eastern time.
>>216362554Same time as usual, retard nigger! Also just use google, gay faggot!
>>216362146reddit
>>216362554OH 6 IS UPwait its a zip-
>>216362522Yeah, people have been jumping to conclusions about the hives true nature since episode 1, it's ridiculous.
the new episode is not out yet!?yeah im outDROPPED!
Still waiting for the relevance of this scene, will Vince just avoid it or face it head on ?
>>216362706It was to show that the plurbs aren't modest.
>>216362706Well Vince obviously just wante- OH OH MY PLUrBA OH DEAR PLURBA IM PUUUUURBIIIIIIIIING
>>216362778Be real, how many times have you plurbed to this picture? I'm at about 6 plurbilion.
>>216359753They really explain it all in the first episode, by the midway point of the second you've basically completely understood everything and it's a relative amount of time before the novelty completely wears off. Then they bring in that Mauritian guy who is yet another unfunny Vince Gilligan caricature. Who fucking cares
>>216362846I plurb to it before and after every episode and once in the morning and evening. The picture is plurbious
euuuughhh... ooooooh I don't feel so good
>>216362940what the fuck is she doing with that phone, listening to ringtones ?
>>216362884My plurbis is pretty sore right now I need to give it some rest.
>>216362956Only landlines work.
>>216363018I preparing for the next episode, I suspect it will have a lot of Plurbing material
Pluribussy
>>216363055Any of the humans could ask the hivemind to repair the internet/mobile phones. Carol got them to turn on power to an entire city after all.Then again the indian woman called carol to tell her she's a bitch so surely mobile phone lines are back up.
>>216363319She used a landline
>>216363427And they disabled the cell towers because hive communicate with radio waves and it would interfere
>>216363180Only good post in this thread
>>216360046the best part is you would miss literally nothing in the show doing that
so whats with the milk
>>216362706I want to plurb my plurb inside that anus>>216362740
>>216363427You can make a landline call from india to america? Huh, never knew that.
>>216363565Drugs to suppress the consciousness of the people
>>2163634404plurb
>>216363595they didnt need drugs when they took over
>>216363612Infection only lasts a certain amount of time before wearing off, my theory is real trust me I am Vince
>>216361976>basically as geologically spread as humanly possibly when statistically there should have been 3 chinese 3 indians 2 jungle joggers 2 spics 1 indonesian and 1 hispanic americanbraco vinve
>>216363637One Indian is already too much
>I plurbed myself today
>>216363438>hive communicate with radio wavesParaguay Guy's radio shenanigans wouldve messed with the plurboids if that was the case
>I'm plurbing! I'm plurbing so much I'm gonna bus! I'M BUSSING.
What an interesting show. And such a dumbass thread. Completely disappointed in you guys. And you didn't even need to keep namefags to do it
New episode in about 13 and a half hours. Anyways, Carol needs to invent a slur for all the joined so she can fry their circuits more easily. What would it be though? Plurbiboids?
>>216363565Probably something to keep the bodies alive I guess.And it's most likely made from corpses. It's gonna be fucking soilent green type shit, really boring middle season twist and will most likely be useless, just needed to have som cliffhanger and make Carol more annoyed.
>>216364628Found the Anti-Plurb!
>>216364664Golems would be a good one, Goyim would be too based
>>216364628>the internet is serious business
I don't think I've ever been in a more boring general
>>216364932Then something funny
>>216364932You too.
>>216364932plurb my plurb you plurbing plurber
do you think that after they're done plurbing the plurbs plurb their plurb with some plurb like plurbing plurbers?haha that would be weird
>>216360046I do this and I thought she injected herself and zosia with heroin
>>216365093I also do this and I thought she was running on train tracks while slicing blue meth potatoes
>>216359725she's so quirky
>still 13 hours til epman, i'm boredwhat should i watch until then?
Is this gonna be the episode where Carol and Zosia hit it off, or more of the same?
>>21636526750 minutes of wild uninterrupted lesbian sex as Carol realises she can kill Plurb by cucking it
who here /plurbing/?
>>216365152pitslut
>>216363576Not anymore.
>>216362522the plurbies revealed that they can be cured and then cried worldwide because they can't lie. Stop with the silly theories.
>>216365508Maybe they just thought it would be funny if they sent Carol on a wild goose chase
even if the unplurbing were possible, you need lots of scientists for a breakthrough, and none of the immune seems to be a scientist
>the only two people commited against the hive can't cooperate because of a language barrier
>>216365632Carol was shown to know and speak spanish tho. They can't cooperate right now cause the Guatemalan guy is incredibly cautious and suspicious.
>>216365595The only answer is too get so throw a temper tantrum to kill enough people to let you dominate the Plurbians like a god emperor
There's no way the alien code would work on humans (unless humans were specifically studied and targeted which seems unlikely). It's actually an AI takeover.
>>216359946From ruined us
>>216366062From had better memes and shitposting.
>>216365651White New Mexicans only know a few phrases.
>>216365265bugonia
>>216365533maybe it's all just a prank lol
>>216366235In Russia that means that I love ya.
>>216365942It was RNA so it was certainly targeted at Earth animals and presumably just humans as only they were affected.
>>216366254Final episode after 15 seasons is going to be Carol waking up from an alcohol induced coma back to a normal life.
>>216366278too bad I hate russians :(
I said ah plurb plurb plurb, plurb is the word
Is it out yet? Pluribus.Also. It hates killing, and yet releases all the farm animals..farm animals would die, since sheep wouldn't survive as wouldn't cows without milking. releases lions the entire area get's mauled..
>>216366535I LOOK OUT MY WINDOW, I SEE GIRAFFE EATING MY TREEI SAY "GO AWAY, GIRAFFE! SHOO, SHOO!"
>>216366535pretty sure any plurb can manage to milk a cow or manage a lion since they have the collective knowledge of all the farmers, veterinarians, park rangers, maasai, bushmen and stuff it's just free range cattle they won't slaughter
