My hands are registered as lethal weapons
>>216360330PITTU
>>216360354Brad Pitt is going to be fine
can you let one thread JUST be about television and film, please? i am begging you
>>216360330PREASE BRADDU NO MORE
>>216360330Tarantino seething about Bruce Lee 50 years after his death because he was mean to stuntmen is some insane SJW shit.
>>216360380Why does he seem to center his life around beating up asian men?
>>216360541Why not?
if you are a trained martial artist and you assault someone it counts as assault with a deadly weaponlook it up
Now, I admire Brad Pitt, I do.
>>216360455>STOP>HAVING>FUN
>>216360455It's literally a still from a popular movie
>>216360330People believed this myth for such a long time. Like that people who did karate actually had to submit to a court and let them know that they can kill someone, because they go to a class where they do gay little kata movements in some school’s basketball gym after hours
>>216360330My Asian penis is registered as microscopic yet virile.
>>216360330Posture is all wrong. Bruce Lee was built solid. This fake looks like Yoko Ono.
>>216360330>My hands are registered as lethal weaponsNo such thing.
>>216360330i feel like given my size and weight alone, i would absolutely fuck up bruce leeI am 6'0 and 320lbs, he is like a peanut to me. I would crush him
>>216360330muh dick is registered as a weapon of ass destruction
>>216360330QT writes some cringe shit sometimes.
>>216360380lol what an ultra mega cuck. Imagine how much they were sniffing their own smug liberal farts during this era. Imagine the sensual ego gratification they got every time they were bukkaked by paparazzi camera flashes out in public. Now is the hangover phase where the public interest has waned and he now just has to deal with a grown adult Mongoloid “son”, with the inevitable result being domestic violence
>>216361323He would have killed you, sorry.
>>216361316> Posture is all wrong. Bruce Lee was built solidBruce Lee had some impressive things about him, but he was also an absolute thimble with straw arms
>>216361316bruce lee was 135lbs
>>216360330get the wardrobe offget your shitand getoffthe lot
>>216361323You are a fat fuck lol
>>216361352This post smells of unpleasant Asian grocery
>>216361346The KKK scene in Django unchained was actually like a fever dream because of how stupid it was. He actually went full Reddit with the “haha! KKK are racist and stupid! They can’t even make their own masks!” totally removing from the tone of the film
>>216361323Weight classes are very real
>>216361373I've read up on him and watched videos of him; the man was superhuman. He could do tons of one-armed push ups. He could send a man flying back with the impact of one finger. It all sounds like total playground baloney, but it's all true.
>>216361349>Brad only holding the hands of his real childrenBased
>>216361323>“I’m tall so I imagine that translates to fighting ability” The tallest fighters in ufc routinely get clapped
>>216361349Was the crazy pussy worth it Brad?Man I know crazy pussy. And man is it intense, the body and mind fuck they do to you over many months being the master black belt of fuck-fu. But was it worth it
>>216361397Can’t override nature. I bet Angelina Jolie privately had talks with him scolding him about stuff like that
>>216361436I bet Jolie just fingered his ass and whispered naughty thoughts to make him cum
>>216361431They say Angelina has BPD but if she does it must be an extremely mild case because she has no self harm scars and didn’t immediately try to take his children away in court over some minor perceived slight or rejection. Amber Heard seems more like the real deal
>>216361465BPD isn’t a real condition its a blanket classification that was coined so therapists can give girls medication. There is something wrong with them, yeah, but BPD is just a catch all because they can’t prescribe meds without a diagnosis.
>>216361465If you can’t sense the crazy off her from 50 feet…..
>>216361419Is that so? That's interesting to know.What happens when fighters face someone in a weight class 100lbs above their own?
>>216361561Depends if you gotta play by the rules..
>>216361580I haven’t watched this shit I just like Kung Fu.
>>216361352explain how? his body is tinyone hit from me would have crumpled himhe was 120lbs, he could kick me as hard as he could and i would absorb the blow without even needing to block
>>216361661Not that guy, but Bruce had the most developed back and legs I’ve ever seen. He might not be big but he has full control of his body. It’d be like fighting mighty mouse.
>>216361419this so much, pantoja beats tom aspinall easily btw
>>216361723it's crazy to think that he could be the greatest fighter of all time, with the most developed and rigorously trained body, but against someone like me or halfthor, he would get turned into jelly
>>216361419They actually get dry humped on the floor.
>>216361534>BPD>Cyclothymia >Bipolar>Cluster A, B, CThey used to just call it what it is, hysteria. The vast, vast majority of women are nonsensical whores at the core. These names are just different ways that the pharmajew can extract shekels from goyim through weekly therapy sessions and prescriptions for anti-depressants
>>216361757Ok “mr badass” lol
>>216360380
>>216360330>Yeah we all know pussy can be dangerous
>>216361799Trained>weight>untrainedIf you are semi-reasonably trained, you'd beat world class fighters below your weight. There's not much lower weight and height fighters can do besides fight dirty, and if you are trained you know that which is easy to counter. 5'6' bruce lee wouldnt be able to touch someone 6'8' or above who knows how to throw his weight around
>>216361865tldr
>>216360380DADDU PITTU REAVE HER AROAAAAAHHHHHHH HE’S TOO STRONG!!!
>>216361323>only 6'brother you are fat as fuck, he would run circles around you until you pass out
>>216362042i would just stand with my back to a wall and lean against it while he tires himself out trying to run half-circles around methe second he gets within grabbing distance it's over
>>216362059Anon, you underestimate how freakishly strong Lee was.If we fought, yes I'd take damage and might get a game over even, but that not that guy.
>>216361534>>216361778No. I used to say this. >“Borderline? Sounds like a completely made up excuse for women to be stupis bitches”Nope. Totally wrong. You have NO IDEA until you encounter it. They all do the exact same thing, the exact same way (down to accusing you of having sex with your sister or mother if you spend time with them instead of her). I know it’s tempting to be dismissive of things we don’t understand, but in this case that is just ignorance that will leave you unaware and unprepared
>>216362070what can his strength do about my imposing size?i would rip him apart like a costco roast chicken
>>216362059You are a fat cunt, but you're also arguing with capeshit retards.Size is literally everything. I don't care how trained you are if you're down a foot and 80lbs, it's not gonna work out for you. Weight classes exist for a reason.
>>216362059there's no wall ,you would be humiliated in the middle of the street with hundreds to witness
>>216362079You're not getting it. He was stronger than you.You'd be trying to rip a phone book, then he breaks your arms and legs and nose.
>>216362083then i would lie down on the ground and let the ground be my wallwhat can he fucking do? if he comes near me and i get one hand on him it's over>>216362080it's crazy how they underestimate me
>>216362080Bruce Lee was the grand exception to weight classes, ignorant anon.
>>216360330Tarantino hate white people and asian people but he loves jews and black people, you can see this in his films.
>>216362098there is no way he is stronger than me. i could force him to his knees just by resting my arms on his shoulders
>>216362101Anon. lol you say you're 6' and 320? You're not that tall and you don't weigh so much that you can't be thrown by dudes Lee's size.
>>216362083You're talking to a "guy" replying with cats pics, you and everybody lost from the get go
>>216362128>there is no way he is stronger than meWell, sure not NOW.>i could force him to his knees just by resting my arms on his shouldersIf he were alive he'd accuse you s
>>216362148*of coming on to him(fucking autopost!)
>>216360541He’s butthurt that his manlet “son” was more of a man than he was in that situation.
[then he roundhouse kicks you in the face knocking you out]
>>216362074You didn’t even read what I wrote. Stupid fag. Glad some crazy bitch ruined your life.
>>216362074>female acts psychotic and lacks any semblance of reasoning or rational >YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!! IT'S A MENTAL CONDITION!!!!!!Yes, it's called being a woman. The symptoms tend to get worse at a certain, predictable time of the month as well.
>>216362141i feel insulted but i'm not sure why
"Bruce Lee? Yeah I could beat that Asian manlet."
Sorry guys I ran out of cat pics. But I am really strong and also tall but not too tall. If any girls want to date me leave you instagram.
>>216360330>That means, we get into a fight, I accidentally kill you... I go to jail. >Anybody accidentally kills anybody in a fight they go to jail. It's called manslaughter. >extra in the background nodsholy fuck Brucebros we will never recover from this
fat autistic landwhale vs bruce lee at Madison Square Garden
>>216362520then why didn't pitt's character go to jail for accidentally killing his wife in an argument on their boat?
>>216362582He’s gonna back up against the wall and wait for Bruce to wear himself out. Simple as
>>216362122Didn't his mother used to fuck blacks? He said in some paper at the time how fine he was with it and how it made him so fucking unracist, and then later proceeded to completely disown her lol. He's a sick man and, of course, probably a nonce. , and his films are replete with faggotry. The only one I really liked was Reservoir Dogs.
>>216361323The second your head gets anywhere within his range you'll get knocked out immediately
>>216362694lmao that is not a young girls footthe toes and feet are too mature, look at the wrinkles and calluses on the toes and sole.young girls have much softer feet, virtually no wrinkles, they are more puffy and cute, the big toe is not as angular for younger girls, the feet are much softer and shinier, you wouldn't see such strong color variance, which is caused by thickened skin.
>>216361283You could lie about all kinds of stuff back then.
>>216362728Maybe it’s a midget.
>>216361379No, they're real when skill level is comparable. A trained combatant beats an untrained combatant 9/10 times.
>>216362790So you think a 5'7 135lb karate actor is going to be able to beat the shit out of someone who's idk 6'5 215?That's the entire male boxing strata of difference. You're an idiot.He could keep him at maximum reach or he could just put all his weight on him if he ever managed to get inside at all. It's literally zero contest.this is some kind of extreme manlet cope
>>216360455Go back to your country
>>216361323>320lbsIf that is mostly in your chin you might be alright.
>>216362825Bruce Lee wasn't just an actor, he competed in martial arts. But yeah, the average untrained guy has never been punched in the nose, in the eye, kicked in the stomach or leg, never learned to throw a punch properly, doesn't understand basic footwork or handfighting or cutting angles or anything. I'm not saying it's certain but it's so unlikely for the average big guy to beat a skilled, experienced fighter. The size discrepancy has to be huge to tip the scales in your facor, like 100+ lbs and a foot of height. The gap is even wider if the smaller guy can grapple. Then you have very few routes to victory.
>>216360330Is there a lethal weapon registry?
>>216362612It's very heavily implied but I think it might've been an accident. If you pay attention he only drinks body Marys because those were wife's drink.
>>216360330Judo on film is still kinohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_rCRjP73KY4
>>216360330Well then i guess it will be a fair match against my gun, which is also registered and a lethal weapon.
I hate this movie
>>216360330kek every time he went>waaaaaaaaaahhhad the theater laughing lmao
>>216364229he'd disarm you before you get your sweaty sausage fingers wrapped around the trigger, tubby
>>216362952Bruce Lee did not compete in martial arts.There are no records of him ever entering any completions of any sort. He himself did not claim it. It is true that he could punch and kick with incredible speed and force and likely KO much bigger men who lacked training. He himself acknowledged his own limitations as a small man and had just begun to expand his fighting style into grappling when he died.
>>216362272Yeah I did and it was wrong (you haven’t had sex by the way)
>>216361349The Asian Sissification posting is funny, but I genuinely wish the worst upon Brad Pitt for starring in many anti-Nazi films.
>>216365070>I genuinely wish the worst upon Brad Pitt for starring in many anti-Nazi filmsnoooo don't mock the losers nooooo
>>216361842Raff, and the world raffs with you. Weep, and you weep alone.
>>216360636Can confirm. I took karaté when I was 8 and was purple belt.
>>216361346It’s a riff on an incident where Lee was getting a bit too violent with stuntmen, so a guy called Gene LeBell (a genuine badass) was called in to set Lee straight. LeBell went straight through Lee’s guard, picked him up, and started parading around with humiliated Lee on his shoulders. Reportedly, Lee yelled “put me down or I’ll kill you” and LeBell replied with “I can’t put you down or you’ll kill me.”
>>216361395>and then evelyone crapped
>>216362080>Weight classes exist for a reasonWeight classes exist between athletes of similar skill in the same profession. Not to say that weight and height don't matter, but you don't need all that much applied force to hurt someone by punching them in the face or kicking their knees out, and a trained professional will be able to do that with exceeding ease compared to just some random big dude.
>>216360330Tarantino worships Polanski and Polanski was afraid of Bruce Lee.Whenever you see anything "badass" in a Tarantino movie picture that neurotic little jew jerking himself off as he writes it
>>216361912Bruce Lee may have been the best fighter ever pound-for-poundThat doesn't mean a whole lot though when you're 100 pounds lighter than a heavyweight opponent - physics is simply not on your side
>>216362694>oscar statue is being held closer to the camera than anything else in the image>use this as the measurement standard for objects behind itwhy do so many people not understand what perspective is
>>216362728Good cover, glowfag
>>216360380KONICHIWA DUDE!
>>216360330this never happened in the movie. watch the scene again. cliff is trying to remember why was he kicked out of hollywood. so this scene plays out in his head. then look at the crowd. they're all watching them fight but right after he hits lee they just dissapear without a word. in reality cliff got his ass handed to him and made up a scenario where he won but forgot to imagine the crowd. you fags all got filtered by tarantino of all people.
