moral of the story >keep your dick in your pants, and if you're going to fuck in a third world country that has one of the highest rates of deadly STDs, wear rubber
>>216362507>dont trust anyone>kill them all with fire
>>216362540I feel like it'd be>if you want to warn obvious foreigners about a dog, instead of yammering in your mother tongue, scream the word DOG theres no fucking way he didnt know how to say dog, he was the pilot of the helicopter, english is the language of the skies, he 100 percent knew very basic words like "dog" and "bad"
>>216362657>was the pilotNah, he was the passenger shooting at the dog. He then blew the pilot up with a grenade.
>>216362693oh right, still though, come on, who doesnt know DOG
Rich people are not humans
War is hell
don't serve chili and sea bass to potential investors
>>216362507>sex (with prime amy smart) is always the solution
>>216362806>amy smart>primeno such thing, she walled early
>>216362507Don't go to work for a psychotic dictator who tortures and eats people. Definitely don't fuck his wife.
>>216362806I unironically think these movies are perfect.
if you're a visitor in a small town, don't fuck the girls
>>216362806this was such a raunchy fucking series man, he fucked the shit out of her in both of them lmao>>216363614holy gay
