>I'm sorry Anon, but your kind isn't welcome here
>>216362557oh sorry my bad *turns 360 degrees and walks away*
ayo I tought we col yo, damn nigaa don be trippin yosee bro i tal jus li you yo
>>216362557>*leaves and comes back with blackface*Yo yo yo wuz poppin G, im finna get sum tikkitz ya hurd?
YOU N'WAH
>b-but robert.. muh keeds
>>216362626jfc what an abomination. No wonder they hate whites, we make them look so hideous and incompetent in comparison
>>216362650Thats robert nephew show some respect
>>216362557Anon, you don't need to make up scenarios that make yourself feel bad.The accident wasn't your fault...
>>216362626megamind lookin ahh
khhhhhhhhhhh.........a.non..............no one left..... khhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... *skittering in peripheral vision*
>>216362604Welcome to the theatre sir, you didn't happen to see a cracker lurking around the entrance when you came in?
>>216362571>Turn 360° and walk awayWait... You did the moonwalk of Jacksons old... I misjudged you brother. Come, take this bottle of grape Crown Royal and popcorn shrimp bucket, on me. You can wear my dashiki. Tonight's kino is Purry, its a Blacksploitation remake of Fury where they're all busty Black women in Cheetah print.
>>216362822>Smashcut to the theatre where everyone is cheering anon moonwalking down the aisle to his seat>"YO LOOK AT THAT WHITE BOI GO HELL YEAH">"DAMN SHANIQUA HE CUTE, WOULDN'T MIND BEIN' HIS BABY MOMMA">"MAYBE WE WUZ WRONG ABOUT DEM CRACKAS"And world peace is achieved
>>216362868>sound of can of beans opening>dead silence for a beat>suddenly massive cheers, confetti>guy starts breakdancing with a boombox on his shoulder>rodney dangerfield pouring drinks
Hey Robert. I was hoping to get your blessing to ask your mother out on a date..?
>>216362557It's OK Rob, I'm British, we freed your people from slavery.This is true, the British were the first country to make slavery illegal, and the real reason for the American War of Independence was because the British government wanted to free the slaves, the founding fathers did not want this to happen so started all that"no taxation without representation " gaslighting. Every single black person who fought on the British side was not only considered a freeman but of the same status as a white Brit, so received a wage and was subject to British laws and legal protection. As part of the conditions for ending the war, the founding fathers demanded all their slaves be returned to them, but the nobel British smuggled the whole lot of them out of the American colonies, every single one, and laughed in the evil American's faces.So, in summery, we saved your people, so I'll have one adult ticket to see Tron, please.
>>216362917>>216362868>>216362822>FROM THE STUDIO THAT BROUGHT YOU "TWELVE ANGRY BROTHAS" AND "BLAXI DRIVER" COMES A STORY OF BLACK ON WHITE AND WHITE ON BLACK*James Brown's "The Payback" plays*>TYRESE GET DOWN TO THE PHAROH THEATER, WE GOT A WHITE BOY DOIN SOMETHIN YOU WON'T BELIVE!>*YEAH GIT DOWN!*>HE AIN'T FROM THE HOOD, BUT HE KNOWS HOW TO GET GOOD>MAGMUN STUDIOS PRESENTS>YOU KNOW LAVONNA THAT REDHEAD KINDA CUTE>"WHITE BOY CAN DANCE">PUT THAT IN YO CADDY AND DRIVE IT TO YO MOMMA!>*GOD GAWD, GET DOWN, GIT DOWN, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
>>216363173>Yo Mr Jackson, you know how you been lookin' for a new dance move? Well you're gonna wanna see this
What do black /tv/ users think of these threads?
>>216362626wow
>>216362650That's Yakub, creator of the proud Aryan race, show some respect
>>216363058Every single taxpayer in the UK is also still paying off the interest (literally) for the purchase of the slave's freedom
>>216362609idk what that means, but I don't like you saying it.
>>216362822>Tonight's kino is Purry, its a Blacksploitation remake of Fury where they're all busty Black women in Cheetah print.Holy... god bless you Robert
>>216363217I'm not black but I think they're funny
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>>216363217Robert or Blaxsploitation?I like both. At least it's not hip hop and gangsta shit.
>>216364159I work with a bunch of Black people and it seems like gangster shit is dying. It's largely already died with Latinos too.
>>216364159>Robert or Blaxsploitation?Robertsploitation.
>>216364203What are some examples of Robertslop and Robino?
>>216362822I'm not Black but I wanted to wear a dashiki hat for my high school graduation because my aspergers brain liked the pattern and my faggot school wouldn't let me wear it because it was racist or something even though a Black girl bought it for me. It legit made me super fucking butthurt. I was forced to wear the mzungos faggot tassle cap.
>>216363732muthsera?
Robert you've taken the race play subbredtie a bit too far, you're my loving girlfriend
>>216362868wholesome
>>216362557the fuck do you mean "your kind"?
>>216364288>black people are happy to see you engaging with black culture>white liberals throw a shitfit, call you a racist, whilst ignoring the will of the black people who were connecting with youOh, but racism is the working class's fault.
At least let me cop a sip of that purple stuff robert! m-my n-n-nigga!
>>21636321770% of posters are indians or israelis. niggers dont know how to use 4cuck
