>a crit fail Mr Bond? How unfortunate...
1 is just an always-miss, 20 is an always-hit.doesn't apply to anything besides to-hit/attack rolls, maybe saving throws. there's no epic 'i seduce the dragon...NAT 20 ZOMG!!!' rule.
>>216363556>My butthole is feeling tingly, Chiffre.
>>216363556No Ms. Bond we are not "finna roll dem dice", the game is baccarat.
>>216363991>you wish to scratch my nutsack do you Chiffre? Well you can at least tie me up first
>>216363672It's such a fun house rule that for most people it's the standard. Like playing a draw 2/4 on a draw 2/4 adding to and passing the draw on isn't a rule in Uno, but it's how almost anyone will have played it and they'll think you're killing the fun if you try to insist.
Where's the one where they're playing 40k? I remember Chiffre playing as the Orks and ending his monologue with "WAAAAAGH"
>>216364065At least with DND you can sort of say the DM has the last word on how to play.
>Come, come, Mr Bond... That's the same atrocious aftershave you wore in court three years ago...
>WAAAAAGH, Mr Bond.
>>216363556>Tau, Mr. Bond? Embarrassing...
You just construct additional pylons Mr Bond
>Oops
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>>216364178Oh man, I haven't seen that image in forever.
>>216364172Bondbros, please tell me we have a draw 4 too
>>216363672Shut the fuck up
>>216364178Context?
>>216363672>there's no epic 'i seduce the dragon...NAT 20 ZOMG!!!' rule.That's because you're a stick-in-the-mud autist.
I carry a rhombic dodecahedron die and whenever I see some tabletop game store in a mall or a similar place, I walk in and ask if they have a D12 dice, but not a regular dodecahedron, but a rhombic one, "like this one". The reactions vary, but are always amusing.
>>216364173Still should get a 30 slashing damage https://5e.tools/items.html#vorpal%20sword_xdmg
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>>216364286Virgin in the White shirt is playing the White Minis on the lid (White Scars). In a earlier edition their bikers had the ability to not be deployed until your first turn. Virgin was cheesing this giving him the advantage of seeing where his opponent was deploying his entire army, allowing him to counter with fast units. The Chad kneeling and smiling heard of what Virgin was doing so he made an army that sucked in every way except it totally countered Virgins army.Chad was playing Tau with all Kroot units that have the ability to deploy in your opponents zone. When he deployed them he spread them out so they stretched from one end of his opponents deployment zone to the other. The White Scars could only deploy from their end of the board only if they were more than (I think) 6 inches from their opponents minis. Because the Kroot completely stretched his side of the deployment that meant he couldn't put any of his minis on the board which meant he had no units at the end of the first turn which meant he lost without even playing. Virgin seethed and called the judge who determined that this was all rules as written and sided with kChad.Chad lost the rest of the tournament but that didn't matter because his only goal was the cuck virgin which he did.
>>216364380That's wonderful, thanks for sharing.I love seeing metafags get shit on in any game.
>>21636438040K seems like a very retarded game
>>216364286Guy in white shirt was exploiting the reinforcment rules by not deploying his army during the depolyment faze and waiting after the first turn is played. Guy in black shirt deployed his army across the entire table preventing white shirt setting up his minis.
>>216364496i was buying a bunch of dice once and the girl at the counter called her warhammer 40k friend because she thought i can be recruited for such thingswas kinda awkwardpic rel is cool tho
>>216364380unreal that he not only never saw it coming, but got spergy and tried to claim it wasn't allowed.step 1 of cheese is accepting that it will eventually be countered
>>216364348What's wrong with you
>>216364348your friends merely tolerate your presence. do try and notice when you're 'amused' and they're cringing
>>216364552Kek. I have a slightly similar thing where people assume that I'm into tabletop stuff. No, I just like polyhedra.
>>216364562attention seeking. i have a friend who does the same harmless but stupid and egotistical feeling shit.
>>216364380Smort
>>216364348>somebody made a nigger dodecahedronsad
>>216364585How so? It's never about me in these interactions.I also have a SD card with a built-in USB slot. I like using it for transferring small files. People's reactions are amazing when they see it. You'd be shocked irl too if I gave it to you. The point is sharing a laugh with a person.
i can't paint minis/terrain, thinking about getting into papercraft. mite b cool.
>>216364584that pic (which is cool) reminded me of this one
>>216364589What do you think of this picrel one?>a nigger dodecahedronAckshually the rhombic one is highly superior to the platonic one. It has a cubic/octahedral symmetry which is far more elegant.
>>216364613>32Looks like it's a truncated icosahedron ("soccer ball pattern"), which wouldn't be a fair dice because the dihedral angle isn't the same everywhere on it. But I suppose it can be a "fair enough" dice casually.
... actually, no, the arrrangement of faces isn't correct for it to be a truncated icosahedron. Seems like it's some arbitrary "roughly uniform" arrangement that doesn't correspond to any of the nice polyhedra.
I thought this was going to be a fun thread
>>216364496It is: 90% of the game is just figuring out what the current most busted strat is (trivial in the internet age) and buying the required models asap.5% of the game is seeing who goes first (first player has a 2/3 chance of winning). The remaining 5% is based on skill and luck... so most games are already decided before they are played: "Oh you fielded bullshit strat X? well that counters my bullshit strat Y, gg! now lets spend two hours to get to the result that we can both already perfectly predict"40k is godawful but still serves a valuable function in the wargaming community as the ultimate plebfilter that autistic retards get stuck on forever.
>shape autism unironically great thread
>>216364669i'm having a blast watching the geometry sperg arguing with himself.
>>216364623>triakis tetrahedronfor a die? facets too narrow>superiorhow can it be superior if sometimes 3 rhombi meet and sometimes 4... take that zesty thing away from here
>>216364178Lmao i had this saved on my old computer
>>216364693>how can it be superior if sometimes 3 rhombi meet and sometimes 4Can your platonic dodecahedron do this?
Also, the rhombic dodecahedron geometry / axis system allows jumbling, while the platonic one doesn't.
>>216364722cooool
>>216364380beautiful, thanks for posting it anon
>>216364722>>216364750it doesn't need to do eitherI'm not into torturing polyhedrons
>>216363556this but Warhammer boardgame.
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>>216364380Im guessing he built a scout-heavy army just to fuck with those players?
>>216364602see>>216364576nobody is laughing with you. you are projecting your amusement onto those around you. the people waging that you bother are bound by duty to pretend you're not bothering them.
>>216364946You sound like a very boring person who isn't impressed by an SD card with a USB plug.
>>216364935why guess? read, busta, read
>>216363556>Be careful in the corners Mr Bond
>>216364965identical to my attention seeking friend that thought dropping his waterproof phone in a jug of water was funny and entertaining to those around him. no, they were just reacting normally to someone saying 'look at me and my posessions, wow!'
>>216364183>pogbased
>>216364997Yes, when person A shows a cool thing to person B, it's common that this thing is in possession of person A.
>>216365025>literally incapable of self-reflection about attention seeking behaviour
>>216365025prove it using set theory.
>>216364380If I'm understanding it correctly (I don't get 40k):>Shooter goes first and puts out his commander>Wheels deploys nobody so he can do his exploit>Shooter says "nuh uh" and places an entire enemy line of scouts right on Wheels' side of the table.>Because Wheels deployed nobody, and because there's not a single 5cm gap in the line for him to move his troops through (hence why Shooter put out a fuckton of scouts to make sure the line was closed), Wheels literally cannot put anything on the board and automatically loses.That's actually fucking hilarious.
>Mr Bond, it seems that my random card has turned you into a slimy little toad. And so close to the Crown of Command...
>>216365134Yes that's how it happened. There's a couple dozen armies with slightly different quirks so that's how you got a masterpiece of a troll game like that. Mechanics abusers getting mechanics abused is never not funny. They have altered it since to explicitly prevent this type of auto win from occurring again, but there's always the chance for specific faction abilities to work in weird ways.
>>216363556Where is the Yu-Gi-Oh one?
>Do you expect me to talk?>No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to throw the die!
>>216364149>Calling in some help again from the ruinous powers, eh, Le Chiffre?
