My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old
>>216365044My name is ______ ________ I'm 45 and i dont exist
Patrick Bateman would be in his 60s nowProbably a billionaire and locked up in a care home upstate
>>216365080hes too fit to be in a retirement home. i like to think he realised his mistakes at the end and chose to leave the big city life and go live in the country to start a family.
>>21636508060 in a care home?Maybe you in the future. you micro plastic slop eating, galaxy gas huffin, onions drinking Vape Gods
Patrick Bateman would inevitably turn into Gordon Gecko
>>216365382fat chance, that effiminate narcissistic fuck would never even come close to gordon
>My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.He's literally me.
>>216365044You missed the point by idolizing him chuddie.
>>216365896How so? He's incredibly successful
>>216365382>>216365618Read Glamorama if you want to see what Ellis did with him (setting aside Lunar Park), although he appears for only a page.>hint: he becomes gordon gecko
