I’m sorry but I just cannot watch stranger things season 5.

This has got to be the WORST scene imaginable
Peak feminist strong independent WOmAn PoWeR garbage.

The dad gets one shotted & discarded, but the drunk mom is able to use her wine bottle to get several free shots on the demogorgan

My lord this is the woke fantasy of how they see women. This entire first episode was the men getting talked down to like they’re idiots, and the woman being smart, capable and in charge.

It’s so insanely WOKE I can’t even stomach it. Most shows my wife likes to watch I can tolerate the woke agenda but this … is so over the top, in your face, go out of the way to shove woke gay feminist propaganda down your throat.

Just TRY to watch this without rolling your eyes.

>the cap of the telescope is the exact shape of the cave view

What does this mean???

>>216446104
wdym

>>216445468
Mileven endgame

>>216446382
Shes got her hand on Wills shoulder in the full leak poster so Wileven endgame

>Mike the Brave
>Holly the Heroic
>Vill the Wise
>Derek the Dilightful

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>>216445468
they’re looking at Vecna

Assuming this is the general, I wanted to say I cleaned up the audio of the play bootleg. The dialogue should be more audible now. I also put in some generated subtitles but those are more hit or miss.
https://gofile.io/d/uMCls4
Password: A4dioCleanUpEdi$tion

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>>216445468

>>216446611
>mike/el
>mike/will
>the real twist ending is will/eleven (who was a boy all along)

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>>216446611
>Will dosent have a nosebleed
Interesting

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>>216445468
Welp, I guess Wileven is Endgame confirmed.
>Bylers and Milevens on Suicide Watch
I guess that settles it, our long national nightmare is finally over!

>>216446549
Some pathetic Mileven can't cope, that's why they cropped it like they did.
>Wilevens WE WON

>>216446611
>>216446833
Millie and Noahs hatred of Finn must have finally convinced the Duffers it wasn't working.

>>216446833
why do these jews look so weird

>>216446888
>Trips of Truth
This was obvious from S1, the parallels to, High School Musical are unmistakable. It's been El's plan all along to take Mike's sweet bff for her own sexual gratification!
That's why in S1, she unlocked the door with her powers AND KIDNAPPED WILL!!!

>>216445468
Oh my
How does he keep getting hotter

>>216446921
Look, the last time I said what I said about how I feel about Noah Schnapp, I got a 3 day ban.
>So, you do you I guess

>>216446888
You can clearly see the heart shape in-between them!

>>216446833
There are actually people that think Mike is just going to realize he's gay and end up with Will in all of 3 episodes. After they literally took the entire show to have Will come out.

I haven't seen such retardation since people thought Sam and Dean would end up together.

>>216447225
Who the fuck are Sam and Dean?

>>216447319
The protagonists of the x-files.

>>216445468
>Mike keeps getting hotter while everyone else aged like shit

>>216447225
There are people in this very thread who think Sadie Sink will fuck them anon. Also did you get kicked off tumblr?

>>216447333
>Trips of Truth
Oh yea, I liked Twin Peaks too.

>>216447368
>Also did you get kicked off tumblr?
Nah. At least I don't think.
Every fandom has this kind of silly shit from groups and their echo chambers. Some people were really convinced Buffy and Faith were going to hook up in the last ep of that show, too.

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>>216447429
>THE CW IS IN DA HOUSE
Did Clark and Lex ever get together? There was soooo much homoerotic subtext between their characters.

>>216447349
He’s the heart

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>>216447225
>what do you mean my ultra woke gay streaming company won’t make the most popular gay ship canon

>>216445468
>>216447781
So is every member of the cast balding or just the jews?

>>216446724
Kek even

how many times do you think the dustin popped a boner dancing with nancy?

>>216448240
Can't believe Barb stole all of Nancy's mass

>>216447781
I know it's hard for you to grasp, but all of creation doesn't revolve around you dirty fujos. See you in January when you will cry about homophobia and queer baiting.

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What the honest fuck is wrong with ya'll?

>>216448240
Barb's actress could be Ursula in a new Little Mermaid live action. They won't even need to spend money on cgi for the ship ramming scene.

>>216446776
that is an oddly specific choice actually yeah

>>216448338
The worst thing that adults are the one that tell horrible things about children from being fat to sexualizing them to no end.

>>216446776
Good God can you use a fucking real media player. The colors look washed out because that VLC crap you're likely using can't handle the higher color format. Use MPV FFS.

>>216448240
Shes ready for the Eugina Coony biopic

>>216448429
Yeah and Barb is ready for Big Momma's House 3

>>216448386
it's hdr, i also can't see the hdr in browser, should work if you download the file

>>216448240
Why didn't anyone intervene all those years?Anorexia is no joke

>>216445468

Just finished S05 part 1. It´s pretty much what i expected though. Kind of weak so far.

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>>216446776

I like how they had to dress Erica in massive jumpers and coats to try and hide her huge tits.

>>216447225
Bylerfags have been told his thousands of times but their built-in cope is "you just haven't been paying attention!". Hopefully some of them will finally crack and kill themselves after the finale

>>216448338
It was jeets, as usual
>You are very pretty princess, I kiss you
And shit like that

Holly:)

>>216448240
Why is the lady on the right dressed like the Kingpin?

>>216449206
she cute

>>216449206
Pedos wil uoooohhh in hell.

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>>216448485
VLC and the vast majority of desktop players as well as browser video players cannot render HDR correctly.

>>216449304
they mean like give her choccy milk, right? right?

>>216449304
libtards were right one again that magatards are pedos just like their master

>>216449304
THEY'RE HERE! Oh, wait, they always are

>>216449304
why right wingers are always pedophiles?

>>216445468
Retrowave and garbage like Stranger Things and It are simply nostalgia for a future that never happened.
It's not music or the reality of the 80s.
It's music that the 80s imagined would be the music of the future.
It's nostalgia for the Hollywood media of the 80s, not for what the 80s were really like.
Neoliberalism, the AIDS epidemic, the attack on labor rights, the bankruptcy of the american big cities like New York and Detroit.
The so-called conservative nostalgia is this: an idealization of the past, seeing only what was good and forgetting what was bad.

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>>216449514
think thicker, anon

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HOT DAMN! FROM ZERO TO DYNAMITE

>>216448722
we're unironically going to need another karen carpenter before the industry cunts wake up. they've convinced themselves its healthy and are using the worst aspects of therapy/libspeak to ignore anyone saying otherwise

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>>216448338
>>216449304
>>216448385
>>216449607
>>216449643
>pic related.

>>216449304
Reddit, this is false. Tina posting is not allowed anymore.

>>216449954
they have a point

>>216447225
It would be absolutely retarded and fly in the face of Mike's entire character since Season 1, but honestly we live in a post-Korra world so I wouldn't totally rule it out.

>>216450104
Mike has no character other than being 11's boyfriend. So I guess you're right actually

cant wait for it, when this shit finally ends

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>LOVE AND HATE SUBSIDES
>MONEY GROWS AND DIES
>PEOPLE NEVER CHANGE
>BUT I HAVE TO TRY

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>>216448338

what was 8 doing in the base?

im pretty sure she can only cast illusions so was she hiding the base or something?

>>216452555
wow yt comments used to be awesome!! what went wrong?

>>216452594
Pandering to netflix's only growing audience

wait i didnt know this was steve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy3AcmW0lrQ

>>216445468
I got half way through episode 3 before I turned this shit off. Shit is absolute trash. Show was already mediocre at best prior to this and I only watched it because it gave me Super 8 vibes at first but yeah this shit has absolutely gone down the shitter. Also, those high school scenes are fucking hilarious considering most of them are pushing 30.

>>216452809
Multitalented man
Decide is a fantastic album, I've had it on repeat for days
Listened to the crux today. I liked it, but not as much. It felt a little less 80's, if that makes sense, but it's good that he's not pigeonholing in one style.

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>>216452864
FATTY MCFAT FAT

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>>216452919
I honestly hope Venca harpoons this fat bitch. I saw him in that classroom scene and immediately chuckled because a fat bitch like him would of course get himself hamnapped.

>>216452919
>>216452976
Not a very delightful set of posts desu

>>216445468
Look a bit AI'd

>>216449304
Hollypedos ruining it

>>216452976
ayo why does this fat child look like he's CGI?

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I HAVE TO WALK MY DOG
I'M READY TO GO
MY DOG'S EXPECTING ME
I'M READY TO GO

>>216445807
Lol calm down faggot.

>>216446619
13Gigs
Ffs anon

So I watch it while I train and because I want to finish things up. But the production is one of the best one for Netflix and they are banking on the final season and so on. Why the fuck is this character >>216449817 such a caricature though? Like she doesn't feel real, it is as if we created a token character. The jewish smuggler is in the same boat.

>>216453666
I didn't touch the video, which is 4k h.264 SDR 25fps at 10mbps. So that's 12/13GB.

>>216453716
nice holly (nelly)

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Byler endgame or we riot

>>216445807
It's just following 80's Horror tropes.

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>>216454339
we've already had Byler since Season 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPTlqjU2okY
Why is Sadie such a deliciously retarded whore?

>>216454861
>dunno
To every question
Doesn't matter if you're on a time limit. The BEST way to behave for a video like this is to read the first question, give a non-amswer, then ramble on autistically about something barely related for the rest of the runtime. That's much more engaging and endearing than reading through a dozen questions that don't have any valuable answers

>>216449206
great little character!

>>216452555
>I LEARN ENGLISH BECAUSE OF SHE
wtf we found a /tv/ user

>>216455260
isn't that where "I X for she" came from

>>216449304
WTF, we're a problematic board according to plebbit.
NOT kino.

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>>216448338
However much you hate pajeets, it's not enough.

>>216448338
1. children shouldn't be on social media.
2. pajeets.

>>216453716
i cum for she

>>216445468
It always was a general, but this season is so lame and uneventful so far there is literally nothing at all to talk about anymore

>>216446619
Thanks, works like a charm.

I know it’s unfinished but how do you all rank the seasons?

>4
>1
>5
>3
>2

I'm sure this has been asked before but where the fuck are all the cams of the first shadow
Surely there's one out there? I can't find shit, checked the usual sites and all I can find is torrents for the behind the scenes shit
searching the archive is also fucking wretched and useless

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>>216454339
Has he earned it though?

>>216448281
I guess she's the Body Flayer

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>>216446776

>>216457679
1, 2, 4, 3, 5
4 would have been in second place if they cut the unnecessary plotlines.

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i didn't know mbb had married and adopted a child already
crazy how her husbands also looks way older than his age like she does

>>216459661
why didnt she pop one out herself, is she sterile?

>>216446888
Millie and Noah hate Finn?

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>>216459917
She's already gone through menopause.

What happened to no. 6 and 7?

Willwoofters...
Mikemen...
Dustindogs...
Lucaslads...
Joycejannies...
Hopperheads...
Elevenses...
Nancyrexics...
Jonathanjackers...
Karenkoomers...
Maximums...
Stevechads...
Robinrugmunchers...
Murraymints...
Hollypedos...

How we holding up?

>>216460655
dead

1, 8 and 11 are the only ones alive

>>216445807
Yeah it can be annoying, but you don't have to be such a little bitch about it. Just do what I do: don't watch it if you're not interested

>>216445807
>stranger things is le woke! muh strong womyn! muh weak men

except when steve saves the day, or when mike saves the day, or when eddie saves the day, or when will saves the day, or when lucas saves the day, or when dustin saves the day, or when hopper saves the day, or when murray saves the day, or when billy saves the day, or when dimitri saves the day...


why are nazis so offended and triggered by literally everything? absolute snowflakes.

>>216462250
holy reddit

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6LYQGjElKeE
HOLLY AND DEREK LINKED UP! NEED IT OR KEEP IT?

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>>216454339
"Shared Looks"
>Say It In Your Will Voice

>>216447225
Will is going to use his upside down (satanic inversion) powers to wield Mike like a sexdoll marionet puppet, basically Dahmer but without the jabs/murder.

Are you getting banned for Hollyposting now?

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>>216463606
i'm sick of this persecution

>>216464542
Without us hollyheads this general wouldn't even exist
She was the only bright spot in that tight bad season

>>216462250
Most of them are mentally ill, just like the leftists who push obnoxious woke shit. The other side of the coin.

>jewish writers can turn vickie from straight to homo
>they can't turn robin (best girl by far it's not even fair) from homo to straight
I hate netflix so much it's unreal

>>216464542
fag

>>216445468
>>216446611
>>216446724
>>216446833
Why is her face so fucking long jfc

>>216465351
Why would they do that? They already made her lesbian due to Maya's suggestion after they already filmed a bunch of shit.
She was going to end up with Steve but that change and completelu derailed his development so now he has oneitis for Miss Skeltal.

>>216448338
Well, I was 14 when I started watching Stranger Things season 1, it's not MY fault that I'm now an adult, they took that fucking long to finish this series

>>216449304
Oh my, I've been here for like 20 years, it's been a minute since I stepped onto /b/
I wonder what they are up to
My guess is 40% of the threads are AI
and nah, I don't feel like going there to check

>>216446611
Mike's wife and girlfriend.

>>216448240
All of the kids on this show have been cursed. They'll end up looking even worse than the Potter cast in their 30s.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wpDe63-hnxY

cuuuute

>>216445807
S5 makes me regret ever watching it, from the get the subversion was there, with Eleven being named after El, the god of IsraEl, with a Nazi camp tattoo on the run yet a prisoner of "Other" trauma. But now the show is a shrill clashing ritual of moving the characters around like furniture, it's like watching Scooby Doo and Do Satan, the scenes of kids with kink tubes down their throats climaxing with the groomed twink actor leveling up into a Benevolent Gay Warrior Demon as they segue from a close-up of Black Chad holding the pale white hand of the actress who previously cried for help when producers tried guilting her into an interracial kissing scene, while her character is in a fucking coma lol, you may as well be drugged with your eyelids peeled back for a Monarch programming session at a black site. And then they tease, purely out of spite, the surprise return of AntiFa Telepath Pajeeta for New Year's. Hey The Clash is playing! Satanistas rise up.

>>216466536
mentally ill

>>216465469
the daycare colors are a choice

>>216463058
something like this
>>216462250
>why are nazis so offended and triggered by literally everything
who's demanding hate speech laws and genociding people rn faggot

>>216465469
why did they give her such a dyke haircut? I saw her last year at RI comic con and she had long hair and looked amazing.

>>216459661
is that the letter turner on wheel of fortune

>>216457679
1, 4, 3, 2, 5, (dropped) 5.2
5 legit gave me headaches

>>216466699
She's Ursula von der Leyen maxxing.

>>216451287
Animated show might be okay. Takes place bt s01 and s02

>>216445468
Finn owes me sex

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>>216449663
No, it's just that Zionist neoconservatives shot JFK, did 9/11, and threaten to destroy anyone they can't bribe or blackmail. 80s were blissful ignorance. Sorry you have AIDS

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the magic of filmmaking

>>216467295
She may look youthful, but they failed to hide her budding sexuality

>>216467295
why do you have a video discussing a childs breasts?

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>>216467550
it's doing iron man numbers on the tok

>>216466094
She's so excited! I love this cutie so fucking much!

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The Crux is pretty good bros

>>216467295
I never noticed Holly breasts :(
Someone else had similar problem?

>>216467295
She should play a Disney princess.

Byler will happen and it's going to be a GoT-tier disaster especially for the normalfags who somehow only found out Will is gay this season. 4.7 on IMDB. Screencap this.

>>216468050
Would be genuinely hilarious

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>>216468050
Fuck

>>216467803
Seeing Steve never fails to put a smile on my face

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>>216468050
It's gonna be the best popped popcorn the Internet has ever seen
>Milevens already on Suicide Watch
I want my TikTok FYP filled with screaming, crying, White Roasties, literally shaking.

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who was in the wrong here

>>216452555
vghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>216467832
I also have this problem :(

>reddit seething
>roasties seething
>Holly still a major cute
Hollyheads stay winning ad infinitum

>>216470048
Without Holly the Heroic this season would be a disaster

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Opinions on Murray Bauman ?

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why does she look at Mike this way ?

>>216470268
He got emasculated and flanderized into le funny quip man, he was better as a schizo asshole who occasionally showed up to help the main characters.

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>>216470268
A significantly more cringe Zionist than innocent Noah.
>I am so tried of his schtick. He shoulda died in the Russian Prison in S4. Like, what is his purpose this season? Can't the Party get shovels and spark plugs from the abandoned homes?
He's on the kill list season. I can feel it.

>>216470362
Because he gave her a D&D minifig that he painted himself and he's a good brother and they love each other?
>Why are you asking such a stupid question? Did you not watch the show?

>>216470379
>who occasionally showed up to help the main characters

So how he is in s5 then?

>>216470362
wants that massive nose up her ass

>>216459974
She still got it.

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Predict how'll they defeat Vecna

>>216471738
>in season 3 erica needed a d20 to defeat vecna
>11 + 8 + 1 = 20

>>216471775
She needed to roll a 20 not a d20 you fucking retard

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Is this really where the zoomer term came from? I checked in the archives and nobody was saying zoomer yet when this season dropped.

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>>216472400
probably not but i also don't remember hearing it before

>>216467295
They fed her puberty blockers lol

>>216472400
>Is this really where the zoomer term came from?
Gen Z started calling everyone older than them "boomer", so in return they got their own flavor, of boomer, (gen) z+(b)oomer

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>>216471738
Vecna is gonna rip out Will's eye. It's gonna be bad, like, really bad. There will be blood every where. He will be broken and bruised. Defeated, thrown, tossed aside. Mike witness it. He begins screaming, running to be at Will's side. Mike cradles his best friend. The anguish is palpable
Will, barely alive, is reassuring Mike, It'll be OK Mike, I'll be OK. Coughing blood, the death rattle shakes, faintly in the distance.
Sobbing, uncontrollably, his own 8mm MiWi film begins to play in his head. He REMEMBERS SWINGING, he finds the strength, he realizes, the only way to defeat, Vecna, is to find his true self. He realizes that his closet is no longer comfortable. HE MUST COME OUT!!!
The only way to triumph is, with the power of GAY LOVE!!!
He brings Will's face to his, they kiss.
>EXPLOSIONS
>EL AND KALI RISE
>WILL LIVES
>THEY STRETCH OUT THEIR ARMS
>SCREAMING IN UNISON
>BECAUSE THEY HAVE REMEMBERED
The children are freed from Vecna's Time Masheen!!! It's crumbling all around them! Everyone runs towards the collapsing gate!
>OH NOES!!! IT'S CLOSING
They all jump through the gate, dragging Steve's dead corpse with them, JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME!!!
Our heroes have won the day!!!
Fin

>>216467295
I still don't understand why they didn't just have bigger time gaps between the later seasons. S4 is not even half a year after the ending scene of S3. even though it was filmed three years later.

>>216472761
Covid and two strikes in H'Wood.
>That's why

>>216445807
It’s worth it for Holly

>>216472884
How did covid and strikes prevent them from simply having S4 set a few years later?

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>>216446765
boys don't have pussies

>>216445807
>Peak feminist strong independent WOmAn PoWeR garbage.

Found the incel chud.

>>216446611
Hot take, but Will was always cuter than El.

>>216446833
mark my words. the power of friendship and love will defeat vecna

post yfw henry is actually the good guy all long

>>216472530
second one of this webm looks like the chad vs virgin meme

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>>216472914

>>216473529
>>216473661
Seriously, what's with all the pedos on this board?

there are so many useless annoying characters who never die like mike, max, robin or joyce but for some reason they decided to kill only to eddie the sperg when he was a very likeable guy

>>216473529
>seven year olds look like THAT
truly this is a supernatural series

>>216474037
Because thats how bad the writing is. They spend half of every season making a new character lovable so that they can have an emotional death at the end of the season. This works for getting people to care about that characters death, but also sucks up tons of screentime that drains the main cast who stick around in the background waiting to react to the new favorite's death.

Damn this thread is still alive

>>216473529
would be like unwrapping a christmas present

>>216445468
Chances of this all being a giant DnD session and none of this shit actually happened?

>>216475081
Kino retarded ending

>>216475081
>>216475335
I laugh so fucking hard just because I know it would piss my sister off

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>>216461373
>Murraymints
I thought I was the only one who liked this bastard

>will literally uses the power of gay to immediately become stronger than eleven

Great show retards

Admit it... this show is going to "Game of Thrones' Season 7 and 8" Hell.

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>mfw S4E9
Holy fuck Millie's Bobby Browns are humongous, and that outfit is doing enormous favors. Does Mike fondle those bad boys at any point in the episode or S5? If no then he's a confirmed fag, or rather the Duffer Sisters are, cause holy mother of mary MY FUCKING DICK IS ON FIRE.

>>216475081
My theory was that it's a D&D campaign being played by aliens or some shit.

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The best tracks off The Crux are
>mr.mountebank
>awake
>lonesome is a state of mind
>delete ya
>egg

>entire episode echoing Robins monologue about how Will is not in love with Mike and it's just gay
>retarded teenagers think they will end up together going against Mike's and Will's entire character development

yea, sure

>>216445468
Watching season 5 is blatantly obvipus in their scenes that MBB cant stand the sight of Harbour.
Such a pity as the early series the two were great together.

Why do women always ruin good things

For me, it's Tina

>>216475723
>robin realized she needs to love herself more than others (narcissist)
>gets will to love himself more than others (narcissist)
gays are indivorcible from narcissism

>>216475081
I'm hoping that's what they do to trigger the fans into insanity.

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>>216475693
Listening to it tomorrow

>>216475740
Their best scene together the two characters aren't even actually together.
I swear these two have almost no screentime, despite the character's relationship. I'd be willing to bet she has more screentime with Matthew Modine.

Word is the first episode of the next batch is a Steve/Nancy/Jonathan/Dustin-heavy episode where they go to Dimension X.

>>216475981
Wouldve been funnier if the second guy started dancing better than the first lmaoo!! Haha

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>>216476107
What the fuck is Dimension X?
I thought it would be firmly established in S4, but I'm at the end and I swear nothing about it has even been mentioned. It sounds like headcanon to try and compensate for the shitty writing.

>>216476302
It was the yellow colored area 001 got banished to by El in s4. I guess the idea is that it's this place that's inbetween dimension or something idk
They haven't explained it and will presumably do so this season

>>216476322
So it's just headcanon? Because other than it being yellow, is there any actual reason to presume it's not just the Upside Down? Maybe she sent him to Upside Down China?
Basically has any official canon, even that stage play or the writers in interviews, even referenced this fan theory?

>>216475066
kek

>>216472977
>>216472914
>>216466536
>>216462250
>>216461974
@216454714
@216453634
NTA but he's right. The show is garbage. It's decade old millennial unc writing. No horror, just bad cgi action. All character development is dead, just "Go Eleven! Don't let men bring you down, you can do anything!"

The only people still watching are niece posters, literal pedophiles.

I never watched past season 1, is this worth watching?

>>216476349
It's not the upside down because it's not q copy of hawkins, which they have said was specifically created on nov 6, 1986 or whatever was the day will went missing in s1

Bros, why is Vecna so important? I thought he was defeated last season and this season was gonna deal with the Cloud monster who was the actual bad guy all along or something (even evidenced by the dark tornados at the end of season 4).

>>216473799
>>216476481
pedo kino, go back, tourist

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>>216476521
I'm so confused. The Upside Down was created in 1983, when Eleven opened the gate? I thought the general idea was the Upside Down was just a mirror universe that always existed, essentially.
Like I figured you could just keep walking and go to California if you wanted.

>>216476517
Season 2 is a big step down from S1 but it's not bad and it wraps up all the loose ends from the first season. Everything past that is shit

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>>216477006
Legitimate spoilers, open at your own risk

>>216477096
The only loose end is Will coughing up a slug, which didn't really need an explanation because they find him being tentacle raped. So what, the demogorgon was saving him for later, seasoning him with some bugs. Fuck it. Move on to the next series with an entirely new cast.

>>216477154
that became dustin's pet demo in s2

>>216477154
Well the portal was still open at the end of s1 and was getting bigger by the day and we still didn't know what happened to 11, but yeah I wouldn't have minded if they ended the show after s1. The original ending was already pretty satisfying

>>216477215
Ideally, the gate and Brenner would still be relevant, with Eleven maybe being referenced or returning for a hypothetical final season that would bring together various test subjects.
I'll be honest, watching S1 standalone I still don't get what the fuck was the point of the gate. They make such a big deal about it, but like, the Demoman can create his own gates where the plot needs him to... so, what the fuck does it matter?

>>216477273
Probably just exists so Noni and Hop can get to the upside down to save Will

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>>216477325
Genuinely hated this part. I wanted Will to escape himself through one of Demo's gates. He'd end up in the school with the rest of the krusty krab krew, and then be cornered by Demolition Man, then El would basically do the same thing and save him.
Still not sure how he survived in the Upside Down, ignoring S5 retcons. Demo kidnaps him, then he escapes... somehow, then demoman recaptures him, I guess? Ah, fuck it.

>>216476481
>unc
I will never take anyone who uses this term seriously.

>>216477088
That's what everyone assumed because the russians were attempting to open 2 gates so they could invade through it in s3
But if that were the case, there are some questions like why are all of the human built things there? If it was a dark mirror world, it had to be a snapshot of a specific point in time. I can't be constantly updating because things would be changing all the time without people there to make those changes. Thats what they attempted to answer in s4 by making nancys last diary entry in her upside down diary nov whatever. When she said "we're in the past" it wasnt actually time travel. They're still i. '87 or whatever year it currently is, it's just that the upside down was made a couple years back as a 'snapshot' of that day and nothing has changed there since
I guess

>>216446776
>
lol it'd be horrible if someone were to find them isolated from anyone else, lol imagine so defenseless and all that you know lmao lol

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it's out

>>216472914
Vecna's mind is definitely the best part so far. Probably because there's only so many variations of grey tentacle monster you can make before it gets old.

>>216477657
is that what the russians were doing, is that what they told us. because it seemed more like they wanted to research and use the demos they seemingly / somehow knew you could only open portals at hawkings

>>216445807
I agree. It's amazing how a lot of millennials, and pretty much all zoom zooms and below, are numb to the blatant subversion. Men aren't allowed to be strong. The Dad is a useless dolt who can't even protect his family, but drunk wine Mom gets some lethal punches in. I can't even remember the last time there was allowed to be a strong leading father in a nuclear family. They ALWAYS make the fathers seem inferior or useless compared to the rest of the family.

Then the random ass female military scientist. I don't think women in then 80s were that high up on the food chain yet. I've become numb to it as well, but I still recognize the stronk female garbage they throw in every form of media today.

>>216446611
Millie isn't ugly, but she does look horrible for her age and she is definitely not some desirable bimbo like she's constantly shilled here. Looks 5/10 personality 1/10

>>216447349
>Mike keeps getting hotter
Nobody believes this

>>216449817
If they killed off her and Jonathan, I wouldn't care how bad the ending is. I would give it a 10/10

>>216475081
>they already filmed the canonical series ending back during season 1 with all the child actors
would admittedly be kino and I would be forced to kneel
shame it won’t happen

>>216472400
>Is this really where the zoomer term came from
No. People used to call them Generation Zyklon plus this
>>216472665 brought about the Zoom zoom designation

>>216475081
I would be okay with this. Excuses a lot of the shit writing.

>>216478643
If I recall correctly in s4 at the prison there was a crack in the wall implying they were trying to open a gate there the same way they were trying in hawkins

s5 needed more barefoot shots

>>216480785
This is very fucked up man

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What did steve mean by this, bros?

>>216445468
Are the kids 30 now? Fucking kek.

>>216459053
Somehow Vecna returned.

>>216466699
This is what independent strong woman want.

>>216448338
indians

>>216466889
>release schedule shittier than a normal weekly release
Is Netflix gonna finally die after this crap is over?

>>216475643
I don't remember, it has been too long ago. What timestamp specifically?

>>216483194
anon, they are buying wb...

>>216445807
the people like the mom and dont like the dad theyre writing to the audience which is a worse crime than even just being woke

>>216483396
Not anymore.

>>216448240
They have truly become.. stranger things

>>216473529
Is that the loose, multi-layered clothing they were talking about?

Does anyone feel emotionally invested in any of this? Do you even care if a character is in danger or death?

>>216447349
He looks like Oscar Cobblepot before he made his fortune

>>216484128
no
especially not when the show happily jumps between R rated brutality and pg13 'haha BONK lmao' and 'lol whoosh i throw u' shit

>>216484128
yes if a 'main' character introduced that season dies i have to hear about it from normalfags for years. killing off an actual main character would create a vortex of annoyance so strong that it'd alter the world's weather patterns

>>216476302
>>216476349
>>216477088
YOU FUCKING BRAINDEAD RETARDED FAGGOT! DIMENSION X IS A ANOTHER DIMENSION! THE UPSIDE DOWN IS JUST SOME MANIFESTATION OF WILL OR VECNA'S UNCONSCIOUS OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT! IT ONLY EXISTS AS A SORT OF IN BETWEEN DIMENSION BETWEEN OUR WORLD AND DIMENSION X! GOT IT? GOOD, NOW FUCK OFF AND SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

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When does the cringe end?

Shit is so slow... Takes forever for anything to happen.

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>>216478493
>you know lmao lol
No, we don't, actually. Care to explain what you mean by that?

>>216484549
Imagine saying this to a guy who kept your gf safe while you were off doing drugs in Cali
Imagine calling selfish someone who puts his life on the line for almost all of the characters, especially the kids, while being utterly useless yourself

>>216473393
The power of GAY LOVE!!!

>>216445468
>Season 5 Volume 2 Posters have been released
WHERE'S HOLLY!?!?

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>>216484549
JFC

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>normalfags heard clapping and thought it was holly being slammed
makes you think

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>>216485262
what did mr whatsit mean by this

>People actually think Mike is gonna go gay for Will at the last second

>>216484549
wasn't this scene SUPPOSED to make you cringe at him though?

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>>216485774
It's like half y'all be watching a different show, with your delulu headcanons.
>Mike Queeler is a gay af boy
It's right in front of your face. Did you lose your glasses?

the scene at the end with the demogorgons vs military was too retarded. impossible to suspend disbelief that far. everyone literally leroy jenkins charging to their deaths like a videogame npc trying to engage with them close quarters. they know fire and light works, why are they only equipped with rifles. why would there not be an air strike. why is everyone running around screaming. why is everyone so poorly prepared. why.

this bothers me with new hollywood in general. it's not able to portray competent, command and obey style discipline. the new star trek had this problem too. chaos happens, and everyone starts running around frantically. every single dangerous situation has to be resolved by a deus ex machina or a single person acting spontaneously.

>>216485596
if i do this in irl life will the girls just think it's a funny ST reference

>>216452242
>tfw no gif

>>216487232
idk are you a 15 yr old girl masquerading as a 7 yr old?

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>>216485774
What if he comes out as gay but still rejects Will that’d be extra funny

>>216477064
You first rajesh

>>216488002
>comes out as trans lesbian and cucks them both for Robin
kek

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>>216488002
Ngl, that would be pretty funny.

>>216448240
Barbs WON

HOLLYCHADS WW@?

>>216473529
https://streamable.com/2lag

Why didn't they hire an actual kid for Holly? Actress is weird

>>216489204
Some producer’s kid needs an early career

>>216489204
you can't do half the stunts or scenes with an actual 7 year old as opposed to a 14 year old

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7kBYNannVQg

DEREK AND STEVE CHADS

>BUT WHY'D HE PEE ON IT

it did make a sizzle type sound. are we supposed to piss and shit on the wall that the indian girl is projecting to get through?

>>216489604
>see a super terrifying alien wall
>it is so unimportant to a soldier who knows everything he pisses on it
>because he knows what it is

i swear some people have no media literacy or literacy in general

>>216489327
Love it!

>>216464989
truer words have never been spoken

this show ruined kate bush for me

>>216448240
she's a big gal

>>216446776
it's shaped like vecnas ballsack?

>>216485596
>Here's the seven year old I was telling you about

>>216478585
>PMI still making content
Im shocked

>>216449182
They think Shawn Levy is one of them when he’s been the one queerbaiting them online the whole time?

>>216466699
She’s in the military you dumb ass. Be thankful they don’t give her a buzzcut

>>216467550
because like any sane person he wants to suck on them and put his dick inbetween

>>216488842

this is about where i'm @
>>216490538

>>216473799
do you even know where you are? pedos have build this site. go back to your reddit safespace if it offends you retarded faggot.

see you niggers christmas! have your nell webms ready!

>>216467295
wait, this fictional character is only 7? I thought she was at least 11 or 12. I'm really nor sure how to feel about this

>>216467295
kinda hot that she restricted her diet so she'd look more like a 7 year old

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I genuinley think Nell is going to quit acting after this. Being creeped on by the entire world for a role she did when she was 12 must be blackpilling to her and her parents.

>>216491122
oh please
child actor parents are some of the most abusive people on the planet
they'll force her to keep acting

>>216491122
She has maybe like 1/5 of the attention Finn and Millie had in 2016 she’s gonna be fine