Post horror movies, especially Christmas ones.No Gurpreets allowed.
I changed the OP up because it kept getting detected as spam for some reason. Idk if it's just on my end.
>>216449010This. Movie theaters should be an audio experience, but half of the recent horror films I saw in theater were just fucking grating. I didn't like Nosferatu but part of me wonders how much that was the screeching audio jump blares nuked my mood
>>216452256I will be rewatching Gremlins this month. Still the ultimate "many small creatures" horror.
>>216452256Gizmo, Evil Gremlins, and the babelicious Phoebe Cates.
>>216452523What's the correct taxonomy here. Gizmo is a Mogwai, are the others still Mogwai? Is Gizmo a Gremlin or is that just the evolved form. Or do they have another name?
>>216452483It's my favorite creature movie in general.
>>216452256Reddit ahh thread
>>216452700>t. a literal indian
>>216452717Huh?
>>216452728What?
>>216452256Tourist here. Do you people actually like Gremlins or are you being ironic?
>>216452781Gurpreet MomentGo away
>It's the same director as Midnight Meat Train and Versus, he's a cool weirdo.nta that this was aimed at but this has bumped Versus up my list
>>216452781Read the OP. This thread is a No Gurpreets zone.
>>216452852Also the director of Godzilla Final Wars.
>>216452868He has difficulty reading.
>>216452877I liked that one, I think others people are mixed on it.>Yoroi Samurai Zombieok that looks interesting. I've never heard it mentioned when people ask for the samurai horror
>>216452256Gremlins was a comedy dumbass.
>>216452964A children’s movie too
>>216452599Gizmo is a Mogwai. Mogwai are not gremlins. Mogwai can become Gremlins. Mogwai and Gremlins reproduce by getting wet, there are no females. I don't know if Gremlin is an evolved form or rather a corrupted form of Mogwai.
>>216452803>>216452868What the fuck is Gupreet?
>>216453130>He doesn't knowLurk more.
>>216452256What is Gurpreet? Why are you guys shitting up the catalogue?
>>216453091What is gizmo and mogwai?
>>216453192How do you think that would fool anybody? You might be the dumbest retard on Earth.
>>216452523Nice hairy arms.
>>216453261Average IQ in India is ~75 I think, he's literally one of the dumbest retards on Earth
>Gurpreets>Nosferatu>Gizmo>Mogwai>Midnight Meat Train>Godzilla Final Wars>Yoroi Samurai ZombieI can smell the neckbeard cum in here
>>216453560Smells like /a/ in here
>>216453091>there are no femalesWell, apart from in the second film
Neckbeard general
>>216452781>Do you people actually like GremlinsYou would have to be a sad fuck indeed if you dont like gremlins
Woke is back, baby
>>216453386>>216453560>>216453924Pajigga is having a breakdown
>>216454117Kill yourself
>>216454135I don’t post here so I am asking
>>216454107Alright I need to see the original before everyone loses their shit over this one
>>216454107holy based, about time we get a movie with some balls politicallyits so obvious everything out of hollywood is trying as hard as possible not to piss off orange man
>>216454327>its so obvious everything out of hollywood is trying as hard as possible not to piss off orange manName 5 movies
>>216454345nta but Clown In A Cornfield removed all the references to Trump/MAGA that were in the original bookand Eddington made a whole movie about 2020/covid without referencing him as well, and primarily made fun of liberals while making a small town cop the "rational" one
>>216454107It never left. Make Nazis Scared Again!
>>216454449>but Clown In A Cornfield removed all the references to Trump/MAGA that were in the original bookProbably because it would have been obnoxious and the movie would have been ridiculed, even by liberals.
>>216454327Kek. Liberals are such cucks. No balls.
>>216454496Yeah but if they snuck in a generic quip about Biden being creepy or something the Xitter crowd would be gargling its nuts
>>216454522Has more to do with how aggressively the current administration is weaponing its power for de facto censorship compared to those of the past. They got Colbert fired, defunded NPR, and almost sued South Park (probably backed out of that last one because its too good of a vehicle for pushing anti-trans rhetoric).
>>216454611Probably cause the woke crowd has went all out since 2016.
Watch Lowlifes
>>216454611Maybe Americans are sick of black/browns burning the city down aided by liberal whites.
Sp( o Y o )kcember
>>216454789You tried.
>>216454789>announcing sageget a load of this newfag
>>216454845He didn't even actually do it, he bumped the thread.
>>216454449So the Clown in the Cornfield was trump all along?
Sick of wokeslop
>>216453747The entire joke was that it was a tranny.
What are some American horror films set during a recession? Want to be prepared.
>>216455163Combat Shockno chance though bobo, candles are staying green
>>216453747That gremlin drank female hormones in the lab
>>216455389heckin valid
>>216455015
>sage>in a general that consistently hits the bump limitis winter break the new summer? I never got around to Gremlins, perhaps that'll be what I watch tonight
>>216454831>Elvira SantaDamn, anyone have a video link to this?
>>216452781/tv/ is a gremlins board Jizzmo
Isn’t Gremlins a wrestler movie?
>>216454107So the serial killer is the hero in this one?
>>216452256Black Christmas 1975
>>216455966It's kino. From a traditional film perspective, it's criticized for having too much Gremlining and sfx focus which expands the runtime, but that's why its stronger as a horror film. It still hits all the Spielberg high notes.
>>216455966Gremlins is one of the best monster movies, enjoy.
>>216456344Hulk Hogan is in Gremlins 2
I can't remember if they actually show Christmas day in 90s Shining, but there is a part where they're decorated for and talk about Christmas.
>>216456949Nigger drop status?
>>216457098It's "the darkie" in this version.
Horror films about unsolved mysteries?
>>216454107THIS IS EVERYTHING
>>216452964>>216453088>Movies can only have one genre!>Horror for kids? Doesn't exist! What do you mean one of the bestselling children's book series in the world is horror? What do you mean one of the most popular media franchises from the last decade is a horror series aimed at kids? Noooooo they don't exiiiiist! I've never really understood what the purpose in making this type of comment is. Do you think you're going to suddenly convince everyone that Gremlins aren't horror films just because you say so? How's that been working out for you so far?
>>216457341It really upsets some of the more fart-sniffing horror "fans" that one of the greatest and most acclaimed films in the horror genre is also a comedic family Christmas movie.
>>216452256What is Gurpreet ?
>>216452256Watched woman in the yard recently, really liked it. It's about grief at its core. One of my favorite kinds.Loved relic, also. It's about dementia. Very good movie
>>216457341I don't think Einstein said that. He did give Gremlins two thumps up though.
>>216452781>Tourist here. Do you people actually like Gremlins or are you being ironic4u
>>216457237Yes
>>216455124Shit, how did o never realize it? It was trannyism before its time
>>216457814I hate all that trauma analogy slop, Relic had a top tier middle section though. It was almost a Silent Hill adaption.
>>216452599Gremlin is a colloquial term, there's no such official thing as a gremlin. It's like if they made a nigger movie called Porch Monkeys.
>>216458050>I'm bringing porch monkeys back
>>216452256No onions fan de Epstein, carnalNo onions fan de Cuties, carnalEs que esos loliconeros son muy criminalEsos pinches adictos, qué perra mamadaEs que algo me dice Japón es cagadaPuto Epstein en Japón, quítate a la vergaAquí en México a las mujeres se les respeta
>>216454611>weaponing its power for de facto censorshipHave consequences to outright lying and libel are not censorship. People are just tired of the bad faith 'news' and 'entertainment'. That kimmel freak got cancelled for.like 3 days because he knowingly lied about a political assassination to stick it to orange man.
>>216457150The Mystery of Marie Roget is based on a book that's based on an unsolved murder.
Reminder director Rob Savage is working on a CHUD-like.>Beneath Manhattan's streets, something lurks.>The cops see another vagrant's corpse. But Jack (Anthony Ramos) sees his brother's final message carved in flesh. Each precise wound, each harvested feature tells of something that's evolved beyond mere killing.>Jack wants answers. Jimmy (Ben Mendelsohn), a homeless man who knew his brother, says they lie below.>Together they embark on a nightmarish descent into the abandoned tunnels beneath the streets of New York City, where a twisted society thrives.>Here, flayed bodies hang like trophies, screams echo throughout a myriad of chambers and halls, this is an unflinching gallery of horror where even the shadows have appetites.>In the subterranean darkness, survival means becoming as savage as what stalks you.
>>216457996I like it okay. At least it's an alright story. I haven't seen an actually scary horror movie in a very long time, so I need something to fill the space where scariness is supposed to be.
>>216459140CHUD and Mimic were both really good subterranean horror movies. Hopefully this one turns out well.
>>216459140>CHUD-likeHe's casting Annie again?
>>216459593Kek
>>216453091>there are no femalesTrans gremlins are real females, bigot.
>>216459140Hopefully we get creatures below and not just cults.
>There's a timeline where Rob Zombie did a Halloween 3Wonder how that turned out
>>216452256Hey, it's the security guard from T2
>>216460020evil irish version or more michael
>still no HITHD4 torrent???
>that latest episode of It: Welcome to Derry that drop't
Alright, I'm loading up some Christmas kino.
>>216460587Based
>>216461093Been distracted from my spooky movie schedule because I'm genning ai clips of witch mommies>>>/wsg/6046538
>>216461188i'm only really interested in ai video if there's women making out desu
>>216461188>link wsg>I'm there for 2 hoursevery time
Apparently this was very controversial in 1984 for blaspheming the icon of father Christmas. And the fact it had like 4 nude scenes wasn't a big deal.How far we've fallen.
>>216461737And it wasn't even portrayed as really being Santa, it was a crazy teenager who thought he was Santa
>>216461188Holy macaroni>>>/wsg/6046581Ok, enough dawdling
>>216461753Yeah. The opening was pretty legendary though, makes me laugh the idea of a kid seeing that on vhs and being traumatized by it.
>>216452599Mogwai and gremlins basically the same. They're both just monster/demon/trickster words in different languages. Mogwai is "bad devil", kind of like gweilo is "white devil". Gremlins are old armed forces demons who used cut the strings on biplanes or steal your stamps or otherwise cause havoc with machinery and the workplace
>>216461930
Just finished. Short early 90s anthology of purportedly true ghost stories from the director of Ringu. Wholesome and well shot for a SOV production. Feels like a TV pilot, kind of a jap Tales from the Darkside vibe. Inoffensive and nice.
>>216462241Given the description I thought it'd be the guy who did Ring 1995.>Director of Ringu and The Ring 2pick a lane buddy
>>216462191Exactlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA3XXoC_4b4
I came here to suck blood and bleh!, and I'm all out of bleh!
>>216462885I like his cravat
>>216461188>shota-destroying witch
>>216463139I've really been having trouble getting anything else done tonight>>>/wsg/6046666
>>216463220>@haggmaxxingRunning into content guideline issues?
>>216463283almost none, surprisingly. and I'm not prompting the dialogue at all, Sora's coming up with that shit all by itself.>>>/wsg/6046671
>>216463347The dialogue is hilarious. I maybe would've watched that Wickedslop had the Wicked Witch looked like that instead.
Ok, enough witches.Just finished. Late 60s roughie from the female director of Lurkers. A day in the life of a psychotic buxom blonde high school girl named Janie who hates people and loves autumn because it's "the season when everything is dying." She decides to play hookie from school with a girlfriend, then manipulates her into fucking a stranger and runs them both over with the guy's car. Then she swims in a random guy's pool before stabbing him. A mousy lesbian picks her up hitchhiking and Jamie slashes her throat. She stops by her house and her stepdad's beating her mom so she goes to her room to touch herself. She goes by her dad's house and strangles his girlfriend with a belt. The he comes home and they fuck. He's pretty angry after when he finds his dead girlfriend in the bathtub, so he puts Janie in an insane asylum. The end. I guess things were pretty different for kids in the 60s. The nonstop improvised psychedelic music is by The Fear.
>>216452256
>>216463597Sold
It's outcaptcha: 0H0H0
Post slimy, dangerous women.
>>216465910
>>216466036that shit was way fucking crazier than i expected it to be
>>216466197Scary
>>216465910I know I'm officially old when this isn't an automatic "no" from me
>>216465131Sauce?
>>216459140>>Beneath Manhattan's streets, something lurks.
>>216466707>they say fa/tv/irgin was crushed by this here elevator
>>216453091Gizmo was a They/Them just like me!!
>>216466818Is this film funny?
>>216466338A full length witch films seems like it'd be easier. Just rip off Wishmaster and have her be able to cast spells to kill people when something happens and call it a day.
>>216466593nta but I was gonna joke and say it was Bailey Jay. But it is.
>>216452256Lookadat lil nigga go
>>216459140I wonder how many people who use chud as an "insult" (lmao) actually know the term came from some obscure mid-80s sci-fi horror b-movie?
Why do so many boutique labels have limited runs of slipcovers? Is it pure greed to cash in on collector FOMO? they're not even a big deal to me, I prefer to have one but if not no biggie. Just seems odd to me.
>>216452781What do you mean "you people"?
>>216468878Indians
>>216468231>it's a trapgoddamnit
>>216468525yes they are trying to create a fomo frenzy over pieces of cardboard. they can fuck off
>>216470170its THE trap
>>216468525It's almost entirely the enthusiast market who are still purchasing physical copies of movies anyway. Not condoning the practice, but when your market is so much smaller than it was 15 years ago they have to resort to this shit to drive sales. I still remember in the mid 2000s when strategy guide publishers started selling limited hardcover collector's editions which was basically unheard of in the 90s outside of store exclusive versions with different covers but they were all mass produced paperbacks still.Who knows how much longer they'll still be making physical releases at all? Disc factories are shutting down left and right and there are only like two-three BD player manufacturers left in the game now. I wish the streaming bubble would just burst already.
>>216470490i have serious doubts bluray ever even won adoption after their format wars
>>216471621It didn't. Even today DVD sales account for something like 20% more than BD sales. A lot of people simply never made the upgrade to their disc players. By comparison gamers have always been forced to buy the latest machine if they wanted to keep playing all the new games but they never stopped making DVDs for new movies and there's an insane amount of older movies to pick and choose from. It took years and years for a lot of DVD titles to even get BD releases at all like True Lies and The Abyss which only came out a couple of years ago. The DVD catalog will probably always be more complete than BD which itself remains less complete than VHS.
>>216471621>>216472004I never made the switch. The bluray player I have just acts as a media player because it has built in ethernet and wifi and plays every file format imaginable.I have maybe 4 discs for it and have never played them.
>>216472004thats why 4k blu ray is the final format for discs. its a small portion of the market as it sits already. im thrilled with the PQ output anyway, if in an alternative universe they released some sort of 8k disc the improvements at this point would be negligible at best.
why are there no bodybuilding themed horror movies?
>>216456091This fucking sucked honestly
>>216472733>fell for one of gurpreet's recsI'm so sorry
>>216468525>Is it pure greed to cash in on collector FOMO?It is to cash in on FOMO, but blu ray labels go under so often nowadays that I can't really blame them for cashing in on the dedicated fans.I'd rather if they did limited designs though.
>>216472564Horror creators and fans are DYELnerds and fatasses
>>216472564>starring Daria Nicolodi
>>216472564Thank me laterGentle (2022)Love Lies Bleeding (2024)Protein (2024)
>>216473146Don't disrespect Daria Nicolodi like that.
Xtro (1982)
>>216454107Pointless remake
>>216473146>giallo where the weapon is a syringe
>>216466338WOULD
>>216472096That's about like me. I only buy bluray if it's dirt cheap or there's no good DVD.
Kino
>>216473717One of the hottest women I've seen in a film. They do her justice as well.
>>216472564>>216473137They guy who stars in and half directed Adam Chaplin was a bodybuilder. I was actually interested if he's maintained his physique for the sequel because that came out like 15 years ago.
>>216454540Yea because there have been soooo many movies making fun of Biden huh?
>>216473817Kek
>>216474830Biden was a '''reach across the aisle''' normalfag. Zero material to work with.
I haven't watched this yet, how is it?
>>216475007I couldn't find a release of this online but apparently Vinegar Syndrome released it a few years ago.
>>216452599Butterflies and caterpillars are both Lepidoptera, so there’s probably some broader name for mogwai and gremlins
>>216475007It's flawed (got chopped up in the editing room) but imo it's really good if you like low budget slashers of this era. It's from the same producers as Pieces.It's like an inversion of the typical Christmas slasher. Instead of a killer Santa, it's a guy that kills Santas.
>>216475210Not all caterpillars are lepidoptera
>>216475007i like it, very goofy
>>216473146Nasty ugly roid whore.
>>216473270Considering how his last movie was received I don't blame him and it took him 9 years between making The Ward and Ghosts of Mars which was also poorly received and I think they were both big blows to his confidence as a filmmaker plus directors past a certain age usually make nothing but crap anyway and he's old. The last thing he directed was a TV mini series two years ago don't think it was received very well either. He still composes music though.
>>216476206Directed is probably generous, from what I read he did it over zoom
Bleh!
>>216476206He probably only supervised it, but the soundtracks for the last set of Halloween films were amazing. Actually some of the best there is.
>>216466338is that Meg Mucklebones
>>216474962>Zero material to work with.
Pretty good
>>216473146She could rip that skelly Argento in half
Murder Set Pieces new 4k transfer looks good. looks nice and high quality, which is nice considering I'd only seen the movie in really shitty 240p quality
>>216472564
>>216478443>crease lines in the flagthe downsides of 4k tranfers funny that spotting glowies also ruins the movie magic
mill call
>>216478844>Peter Cushing >squatting over a broad with a knife at her throat>A sleazy gem!this is like when actresses play strippers to stop being typecast
>>216479019I watched it a while back and don't remember most of it except that the climax was pretty unhinged. a surgical laser goes out of control and burns up a bunch of people in a room. For a 1967 Cushing flick it was surprisingly violent.
someone said Ick was worth a watch. giving it a whirl now, I'll see if it gives me the ick.
there goes all my interests in this movie a damn shame, I like the actor. but this shits pathetic.>one guy with an axe kills 30 men in a room john wick style and its justified because they proclaimed beforehand that they want christmas to be white and christian boring slop. dude what if the main character kills like 100 nazi's
>>216479434I see it's from the guy who made Wrong Turn 2021, so no surprise I guess. I'm guessing it'll try and have it's cake and eat it too with some meta take questioning if it's wrong.
>>216479434Worse, I bet it has zero (0) tits.
Don't you want it?
>>216479901THE GALLOO
>>216479901>signature look of superiority
>>216479434The most worrying thing about this is that this movie was written and directed by the same guy who made the friday the 13th short film. No idea how long it will take to the people in charge of the "Jason Universe" brand to release a movie but if they let this guy to be the writer and director, expect Jason to kill racist or nazis or just white people in general and having a black or lesbian sidekick or some shit like that. Damn.
Watched night of the living dead for the first time recently. I'm actually surprised at how much I loathed it. Felt slow, and not le tiktok slow, but actual nothing happening slow with dragged out scenes with terrible acting from most of the cast. If it weren't for Hardman there wouldn't have been anything to the movie at all. I get the feeling that people only hold it up because of the sociodynamic with the black mc but i'm not american so worshipping someone for being black doesn't come naturally to me.
>>216480035actual brainrot
>>216479434What part of a slasher indiscriminately killing anyone in his way do you not understand?
>>216479541the reviews say that all of his victims are "naughty" as in, literal nazi's and serial killers and rapists, and he's more of an anti-hero "dexter" style. >>216480021mother fucker i dont even mind the giga diversity of sweet home but this "kill nazi's" shit is pathetic since these types call everything fascism >>216480064"anyone in his way"he goes to the nazi meetup because the leader is nazi woman serial killer who does drugs and kills her men indiscriminately. this trooe of "main character kills increasingly large amounts of nazis" is either two things1: jews conflating "Christmas" and "white" with "NAZI" and "EVIL"2: millenial writers bowing down to their globohomo overlordswhat it produces is slop for brown thirdies to enjoy, and enough messaging to demoralize and brainwash the whites if it doesnt completely rape their brains and make them have white guilt, it will just awaken them to the fact that their race will be a minority in their lifetime and all their culture will be wiped and deemed racist and barbaric if netflix gets their hands on the warner bros archive, they will fucking destroy the negatives of all those problematic cartoons and movies
>>216480035>nothing happening there's that phrase again
>>216480289I don't keep up with geriatric simpsons memes. Fact is the movie was a bore.
>>216473146A hesitant would.
>>216477987>no argument>meanwhile chuds wonder why South Park never made fun of Biden
>>216480262I think whites innocently watch these films with a "heh yeah we do kinda suck" view and simply haven't realized the baying wolves at their door watch it with "yes, unironically kill whitey" tier rage
>>216474962>Zero material to work with.>corn pop>hair sniffing>What?
>>216473146barbarian
>>216480262>this trooe of "main character kills increasingly large amounts of nazis"I've never seen a slasher movie do this. You're getting buttmad at a slasher doing slasher things, Gurpreet.
>>216452256I'm not sure if Gremlins 2 even qualifies as horror. It doesn't have same semi serious buildup, spooky ambience and scares of the original.
>>216480410alright, filtering the G word, it's gotten annoying
>>216480321>Fact isNo that's your opinion faggot.
>>216480035love me barb, simple as
>>216480064>indiscriminatelyHe goes out of his way to kill white people who happen to be "secret nazis" with huge 40 foot nazi germany banners (because what's a secret american nazi christmas party without those?) and a woman giving a big speech about "our true colors" and "who we truly are" and everything. In a vacuum it might be "le quirky le nazi killing horror slasher lol", but we don't live in a vacuum and don't know how you can take anything else away from it given the current sociopolitical climate-- especially as the original movie that this is a remake of never had any scenes like this at all-- other than it being judeo-globalist murderporn propaganda with the messaging of "all white people are secretly nazis who deserve death" in an obvious effort to radicalize their low IQ golems to action while pretending that they have plausible deniability in it just being the aforementioned "le quirky nazi killing movie lol only nazis would get upset"
>>216480521>5 minutes of running and 91 minutes of pretending to be catatonic and doing nothing while being "acted" at
>>216480480I don't dislike Gremlins 2, but I dislike the fact it's not a proper Gremlins 2.I loved it as a kid though, all the Gremlin types were a unique idea.
The first like 15 minutes of NOTLD are perfect, absolutely immaculate public domain October vibes
>>216480064>indiscriminatelydoes he kill black gangs members or any black criminal at all?
>>216480329me and daria til the room stinks
>>216480537This shit isn't deep. It's a slasher movie with kills. It's giving slasher movie fans exactly what they want.>especially as the original movie that this is a remake of never had any scenes like this at allThe original movie depicts Billy growing up in an abusive Catholic orphanage.
>>216480694What went wrong?
>>216480365I guarantee Matt Stone and Trey Parker have no idea what you're talking about.
>>216480809it's hotter when the older one is the molester
>avoiding my questionI mean, of course
>>216480956yes, I will go to prom with you
The Ick wasn't bad but it won't impress anyone who didn't like Detention. Feels like more of a 2000s comedy than anything. Also I feel like it was too indistinct to be analogous for anything which is probably my main criticism of it.
>>216480348exactly, and when they realize, it will be too latenice to see another like minded individual
>>216480262>>216480348>>216481179take your meds schizos
>>216480956well you see anon, that would be punching down! nazis are in power, so having them killed is actually punching up and against the status quo! also the white woman and brown and black people audience wouldnt like seeing him kill a bunch of mexicans or blacks. only some of the white guys will find issue and read inbetween the lines, but dont worry, we've brainwashed their women so that half of all of their babies are aborted now and their race will be less than 1% of the planet in just a few decades i mean yeah they invented penicillin and science as we know it. but, yknow. satan
>>216481252>charlie kirk gets killed>half the country literally erupts in cheering and tears of joy because the evil nazi was stopped>his views were more tame than 90% of american soldiers in WW1look, some of us can actually see whats going on.is the silent night deadly night movie funded by jews? probably not. however, you bet your ass its being made by one of their golem, who has been so conditioned that he takes it upon himself to tell the audience "this is what i think of white people who arent ashamed of their race"
>>216481340Maybe stop being a nazi if you don't want to be called one? Like what have you been doing for the last 60 years if you didn't get the memo about globalisation?
>>216454107Stunning and Brave
>>216477990>/hor/ loves BLACKED (with a tweest)not surprised
>>216481364being a white man is enough to be called a naziwanting pic related arrested and deported, makes me a "nazi"so be it, i dont care. i know right from wrong. the brown masses and white women can enjoy their "epic nazis killed" montagei wonder how they'll manage to make those scenes in 60 years when whites are 30% of america
>>216452483Arachnophobia is really good too
>>216480694Dat gun scene though
>>216481486With glee. What are you going to do about it nazi?
Nazis made Fanta and Volkswagen, they were cool guys in my book.
>>216481712>*slurp*>aahhh, the taste of evil!
Just finished. Watched this because it's in the Letterboxd top 250 horror list, but it's not horror at all. Typical story of a famous model who's miserable and losing her looks and treats everyone around her like dirt. Being a miserable and bitter movie doesn't make it horror. It's glossy and well shot, but honestly they can't tone down the glamour enough to make it seem like a life anyone wouldn't want. Her main problem seems to be not wanting to lose what she has, not what she has making her unhappy. At the end she stabs herself to death at a press conference which I guess makes it horror to the people who added it to the list. Even that they can't halo making look cool, and it's strongly implied she faked her death anyway. Not a bad movie but much too long. The lead actress looks great and gets naked a couple times. Just not a horror movie.
>>216482199>Letterboxd top 250 horror>it's not horror at allmany such cases
>>216479434I'm not even chudding out but I watched that scene and it looks awful. It doesn't seem like a Silent Night Deadly Night remake at all, it looks like an even looser remake than the 2012 was (which is actually pretty good.)I'll keep my expectations very low when I watch it.
>>216479647That's already confirmed, there's no nudity and the sex is off-screen.
>>216482481PATHETIC. At this point it's almost like they're targeting films known for nudity. I look forward to Evil Toons 2026
>>216482481>unnecessary remake>low budget>nazis out of nowhere>"killing le nazis" turbo power jewish fantasy in a, allegedly, horror movie, for no fucking reason>no nuddity at allthis shit is going to bomb so hard if they ever release it on cinemas, but I'm guessing it's a straight-to-streaming situation
>>216479434if you see nazis getting slaughtered and immediately jump to believing it is anti-white or anti-christian, that says more about what you believe about white people than what the filmmakers likely do
>>216479434Nazis have been horror movie punching bags for decades. Why is it suddenly a problem now?
>>216483716Why weren't they black nazis then?
>>216483716If I see nazis getting slaughtered I will call the police and turn in the killer because I don't support murderers.
>>216483760how many black nazis even are there, besides Ye?>>216483768good for you, fortunately we're talking about a movie, not real life.
>>216483810>how many black nazis even are there, besides Ye?Who cares? Just make them black muslim nazis. It's a movie.
>>216483810Well, you're being obtuse on purpose so here we are. Either that or you're just disconnected from reality.
Come watch scary movies on cytube at spookyvision, tell them TurkeyBaseder sent you.
Just finished. I liked it! I like cute swedish girls, and for sure it's willing to get gross and be mean. It another one from the Letterboxd top 259 horror list. But what do you do think? Ink ow a lot of you are recommending this. It's from Shudder, but is it /hor/? It's dark, but outside of the toe scene, what qualifies it? They did one of the climactic "horror" scenes from this in the Amy Schumer movie Snatched and it was played for laughs, lolSome of these girlier horror movies aren't that far off from just straight up high school movies. I haven't seen it in literal decades but I was getting Jawbreaker vibes off of both the movies I saw tonight.
>renting and watching movies that are still on the festival circuit>plus movies that haven't gotten a distributor yet>first releases include a bunch of horror>coming later this weekpirates rubbing their hands right now
>>216484044The first four look pretty lameIt EndsSoreKennedyMysterious Gaze of the Flamingo
>>216484044So this nigga's endgame was to become mubi 2.0
>>216483826how would you react if a movie turned violent islamic refugees into white christians? does that make any sense?>>216483878its disconnected from reality to think a scene of nazis being killed is anything deeper than an anti-nazi power fantasy. its not normal to conflate all white people with nazis. like yeah maybe some shitposters on xitter say that, but that's not the real world. its an echo chamber.
>>216484274>>how would you react if a movie turned violent islamic refugees into white christians?Like they do in every movie ever? Just suspend your disbelief bro, you're not a racist are you.
>>216484289>Like they do in every movie ever?give me 5 examples
>>216479434HOLY BASED, just bought tickets for me and my wife.
>>216455163Fright Night remake
Anyone seen this?It keeps popping up on Christmas horror lists, but it doesn’t look that interestingThe setting seems cool, though
>>216484508Saw it YEARS ago, to the point I don't remember it. I do recall the premise was basically Last House on the Left on a train. It was also a video nasty.
>>216479901I remember this airing on Christmas Eve here in my country, and pretty much everyone I knew was watching it. It's a good memory
>>216484306Retard.
Worth watching?
>>216485387Best movie of the year imo, not a horror movie. If you e seen any of their other stuff you should know what you're getting into, very very stylized, lots of homage to 60s/70s Italian cinema.
>>216485387I haven't seen any of their films but they seem very good looking experimental stuff. Take the risk and then tell us.
Keeper is out
>>216485493they call that specific genre "eurocrime", I think?
>>216485526Unfortunately my copy did not come with subtitles.
>>216486688there are subs on opensubtitles, but it's probably better to wait for someone to rip the ones from the Shudder release since they tend to have a better translation
>>216486520You got it.>>216486783This is where I got mine and they seemed fine.
what did I think?
>>216487096you had a howly jolly xmassacre
Tokyo Fist is great
>>216488405Pretty much all Tsukamoto is. Get on Tetsuo if you haven't already.
>>216479209Oh hey it's Superman>watches trailerLooks like they used CGI to de-age the actors a bit? I thought it was crazy expensive to do it convincingly but it actually looks alright
I miss mediocre exorcism movies
Where's that anon with the Chopping Mall pin?
>>216488476Russell Crowe had two of them year before last. And Conjuring 4 was basically another one
>>216484191>It EndsThis one has gotten good reviews and I'm glad it's coming soon rather than later
>>216486463Nice, thanks for telling me. I'll watch it sometime this month
>>216482199It is horror but it's for a particular kind of horror audience. Strange Circus is in the same kind of boat.
>>216489891I never considered SC horror either, though I did consider Suicide Club horror.
>>216481340>meanwhile a Charlie Kirkfag murders a couple of girls>zero media coverage
>>216490023Both Strange Circus and Helter Skelter are a kind of girl horror in the same way Repulsion isn't going to be a horror for a lot of people so much as an art movie
>>216487096It just doesn't sit rightShould’ve been a werereindeer or a polar werebear
>>216490023I think they're both horror films, but they're more of the psychological kind which isn't for everyone.
>>216473813Thank goodnessWon't be so awkward watching this with my mom
>>216483970There were basically no likeable characters which led me to hate it. I really liked the soundtrack though, it was perfect.
>>216486463excellent
>>216488461Just for the intro section.
>>216483970>But what do you do think?My favorite movie of the year>is it /hor/?I'd say so. It's clearly aiming to gross out and disturb audiences. It's obviously not "pure horror" though, it's a multi-genre film.
>>216485387Cool movie, not horror as mentioned but if you like nonsensical stylish giallo, you'll probably like this too.
>>216452256Missin that lil mogwi like you wouldn’t believe
fuck gizmo
>>216485387Poster makes me think of Danger: Diabolik.
>>216491554The movie's an homage to the genre
>>216491591Seems cool. It's in my watchlist.
>>216491554Definitely on purpose, the character dressed like that in the movie is named Serpentik>>216491475I think it makes sensespoiler the main character is an actor who used to play spies in movies. His career fizzled when the style of the genre changed and he got replaced by both a younger actor and a different franchise (Serpentik, which was also a long running franchise using different actresses, explaining the many faces Serpentik has when he confronts her.) Cut to modern day and the actor is developing dementia, and starts believing he actually WAS a spy, not just acting. His neighbor at the hotel goes missing and he begins to believe she was murdered and that someone's after him, which is why he kills the guy on the bridge. At the end it's revealed by the newspaper headline the girl was killed by pollution in the beach and wasn't murdered. The MC believes Maria Medeiros' character is an old Serpentik still after him and it's why he tries to kill her and chases her off the bridge, but she was really just a fan of the character he played, which is why she paid off his hotel bill and had a collection of the old comics. The diamonds he planned to pay his bill with were revealed to be fakes because they were just props from his old movies, not actual diamonds.
>>216491554for me, it's the Fox Kids cartoon
>>216485387>>216491554Poster looks like a western 80s ninja movie.
>>216491771>the character dressed like that in the movie is named SerpentikKino
>>216491771Yeah, I should've clarified, it's not that difficult to make sense of, but if you go into it expecting it to be a bit nonsensical, it's more enjoyable I would think. I do like that they purposely leave it a little ambiguous (with the comics). Was he ever an actor at all, or is the whole thing just a fantasy?>>216491717It's more style than substance but pretty entertaining
>>216490893You're joking but I've actually seen some soibeards say that they think nudity/sexy scenes in their entertainment is bad because if their spouse or kid walks in on them in the living room it becomes awkward for them so they want to erase it. These are the people who allied with feminists in their anti-male gaze crusade first thing because they're too lazy to do a bit of research and can't accept something wasn't made for them and just move on to something else it wasn't out of some sense of virtue like they pretend but purely for selfish reasons. Really hate that part of humanity.
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>>216492530Well fuck
>>216492530>>216492545Announce your bakes you dummies
>>216452781Is there someone who doesnt like Gremlins? Those movies are fucking classics.
>>216492626That's just Gurpreet falseflagging. It's not an actual "tourist."He pulls this "trick" constantly.
