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She was the top popstar of the early 90s, literally the Taylor Swift of her time, as well as having significant acting experience in Australia, and the movie she picked for her big breakthrough into Hollywood was Bio-Dome a transparently awful teenage stoner comedy with Pauly Shore who even at the height of his popularity was widely derided as the least funny man in Hollywood. Why?
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>not american
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Literally who
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So we could get that one shot of her ass getting squeezed in that movie.
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>>216468479
Wanted to be cool with the americans kids first.
Did not know how much of a fucking loser shore was.
Should have barreled forward into a hyper sexual stoner comedy or semiporn.
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>>216468479
>Why?
Because her tits got cancerous and went bye-bye.
She still made one of the ten greatest music videos ever.
https://youtu.be/63vqob-MljQ
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She got Van Damaged by Jean Claude. And by Van I mean Vagina
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>>216468640
That movie is literally the only reason why I know who she is.
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>>216468579
Based coomer into my world anon
>yasss
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>>216468518
>not american
Based. English chicks are hot.
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>>216469199
>English
Stop while you're behind
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>>216469405
Australia is an English penal colony.
and her arse will be MY penile colon-y.
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She had 0 fame in America

The Cristiano Ronaldo of her time. Global superstar, nobody fucking knows who she is in the US. That's gotta suck on some level.
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>>216469504
>She had 0 fame in America
Nobody cares about America.
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>>216469530
You're right, it hasn't been capital of the entertainment world for over 100 years or anything. Didn't realize this was one of those /int/ LARP threads.
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>>216468529
Reverse imagesearch newfag, but Kylie Minogue
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>>216469504
you must be a better man.
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>>216469890
>He doesn't know what "Literally who" implys
>Calls others newfag
Fail.
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>>216468479
i would pinch those nipples and twist them
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>Kylie Minogue
>Taylor Swift levels of popular
You're a fucking dumbass op lmao
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>>216468479
>She was the top popstar of the early 90s
as someone who was alive in the early 90s, not even close lmao. she was a 1 hit wonder to most people in the US who have heard of her with "Can't Get You Out Of My Head" in early 2000.
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That isn't Britney Spears
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>>216469504
>The Cristiano Ronaldo of her time
perfect comparison because i'm american and have no idea who the fuck that is either
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>>216469530
yet you know who people in US politics are like mitch mcconnell, bernie sanders, marco rubio, AOC etc.
most of your favorite /television&film/ stars are hollywood whores.
your favorite music is probably coming out of the US as well
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>>216468479
I genuinely didn't know who she was so I looked her up.
>biggest hit was a remake of a 1962 song that charted higher in the 60s than her remake did in the 90s
I listened to four or five of her other "hits" and never heard a single one of them. Come to find out almost all of her accolades and charts topped are in the UK and Australia.
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>Biodome
>Street Fighter
>Moulin Rouge
>Holy Motors
I ask you to name one (1) other actor with such a short but varied kinography.
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>>216468479
This reminds me of when the brits were trying to convince us Robby Williams was some mega-star
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>>216470323
>most people in the US
If a tree falls over in a forest and an American isn't there to whine about it, it still falls over.
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>>216470431
Huh? Everyone knows Robin Williams
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>>216468479
>top popstar of the early 90s
Move over Jewel. Take a seat Mariah Carey. Whitey WHOston? It's Kylie's "I'm a household name in Tazmania" Minge
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>>216470476
If a star rises to unprecedented success in a country that's not the USA, they're still a nobody.
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>>216470476
>it still falls over.
as an american, i don't know that for sure.
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>>216470488
Quick, name some Jewel singles from the early 90s.
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>>216469530
Your jealousy is so transparent.
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>>216468579
I have that video on DVD
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>this one hit wonder from australia is basically a global superstar
australians really are retarded af and literally believe this shit
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>>216470391
All of the best art, the best films, the best music and the fittest women don't come from America.
You are so insular that you'll never know true kino.
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Not sure how big she was anywhere else but Kylie's still huge here in the UK.
Love at first sight is still a banger
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>>216470539
Leave it. They bring it on themselves. They just get angry if you try to help them.
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>>216470539
this is cope from 3rd world euro who thinks 1960s french films are top cinema
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>>216470517
This. Those other sluts don't hold a candle to Kylie. She was the NUMBER ONE best selling Australian artist of ALL TIME!

That easily puts her in the (bottom) of the top two hundred and fifty best-selling musicians. Right below the Spice Girls but definitely above Aqua!
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>>216468479
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>>216470517
Hands is my personal favorite but I think she didn't have an album out til like 96
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>>216469458
Two states in Australia started as penal colonies and ceased to be so after about forty years. Meanwhile the USA has something like a quarter of the world’s incarcerated people. And you call *us* a penal colony?
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>>216468479
Are you fucking retarded? She was huge in the 80s, then faded away in the early 90s, and got popular again after her comeback in 2000.
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>>216470517
>heh Jewel was only a million times more famous in the MID-90s, not 88-92 when Kylie had her "hits"
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>>216470323
>this nigga wasn't doing the locomotion in the 90s
pleb
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>>216470539
That’s not true anon. America agave us Jazz, RnB, Soul, Rap and Rock. Of course, niggers created it all. BBQ and any good US good too. And American Jews create film. What True is white America haven’t created anything of value. I mean even their best comedians are all fucking Leafs.
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>>216470673
Yes.
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Terrible song but the clip features the greatest actor of the 20th century, my nigga Rutger. I miss him bros.
https://youtu.be/jsoOtwPXpGE?si=7BfyDOna_OQLZvG7
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>>216470709
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>>216470579
For me it's the spinning around video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1DWBKk5xHQ
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>>216470539
we need flags for these seething thirdies
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>>216470673
Australians are so pathetic
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>>216468479
She had that one locomotion song that charted in the USA in the late 80s, but other than that none of her songs were big hits here until "can't get you out of my head."
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>>216470695
Nice try, Jamal.

https://www.blackinventionmyths.com
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>>216470695
>Jazz, RnB, Soul, Rap and Rock.

All of these, including and possibly especially rap were created by white people.
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>>216468479
popstar?
What?
Nice perky tits but popstar is pushing it into the twilight zone of make believe.
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>>216470955
zoomer detected
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>>216468479
Excellent fishing, my friend. A net full of fat seething Americans.
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>>216470869
I like the cope that just because all the original records, bands and recordings were whites, doesn't mean that somehow there wasn't a secret nigger behind them actually writing and playing the music.
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>>216470955
Retard
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>>216470970
Shut up you whiney baby did you catch a splinter in your toe and now need medical attention?
Pic related to euros.
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>>216468479
probably because she was 'famous' due to gay men's being semi-ironic fans of her and so it made sense to do more gayshit
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women have a poor sense of humor, she shouldn't tell pauly shore was a jewish fag
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>>216469504
>>216470355
Bad comparison actually since Ronaldo is actually known in every part of the world except the US, while Minogue was probably only famous in the Anglosphere. I sure as hell never heard of her aside from being the chick who played Cammy in the Street Fighter movie.
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>>216470970
Kek. Looks like you caught a big one yourself :D
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>>216470673
>Meanwhile the USA has something like a quarter of the world’s incarcerated people.
It's mostly niggers.
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>>216471050
Bu... Nancy Sinatra, nevermind who her dad was, she did her own THANG.
Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made for Walkin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbyAZQ45uww
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>>216468479

She really was an underrated actress. She was surprisingly fantastic in the voyage in the damned.
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>>216470790
Calm down Rajneesh, you have pizzas to deliver.
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>>216471244
Shame she bogged out. The world deserves milfs.
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If you were the top pop star in the 90's in the entire world except for America, that means you weren't the top pop star of the 90's.
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What the hell happened in here? It's full of shart!
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>>216471244
Who are those girls, is that Dr Who bullshit?
They're wearing too much makeup, like from MOOBALINE!
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Her sister, Dannii Minogue, circa 2007-2009 was hotter at the time
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>>216471318
Froggo Christmas
Ozzy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aXoOuenwkU
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>>216471329
It was an Australian popstar this time.
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>>216471086
Soccer is upcoming, it always was and is.
Football, see they're competing with NFL, baseball, and hockey. Manchester United lost it when Sir Alex left.
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>>216470741
All the Lovers is underrated:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frv6FOt1BNI

Goddamn I love Europop, I can't wait until the EU rules the world.
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>>216471395
NOW HE PLOTS HIS REVENGE
IRONMAN LIVES AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aXoOuenwkU
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>>216471368
Dannii put out an open casting call for a film clip in 1998/99 at a place literally 200 metres from my house at the time but I got stoned and forgot to show up. Oh well.
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>>216471486
>interracial 19 seconds in
Ugh no thanks
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>>216471368
Imagine being Dannii, being the star in your family and then Kylie gets famous and overtakes you.
Mindbroke her so hard everyone saying her sister was the pretty one that she completely changed her face and got bolt ons.
Such a shame, she was next door cute before the surgery.
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>>216468708
>ASS2ASS
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Board full of footfags and they pretend they've never heard of Kylie Minogue. Kek.
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>>216468479
CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD
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>>216470323
>The song is especially notable for making three appearances in the American top 3, each in a different decade: in 1962 by Little Eva (U.S. No. 1);[2] in 1974 by Grand Funk Railroad (also U.S. No. 1);[3] and in 1988 by Kylie Minogue (U.S. No. 3).[4]
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>>216468479
Madonna had the non-Oz market on lock. She does acting for fun not prestige.
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Who? Lol irrelevant countries are funny with their inferiority
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>>216473216
>irrelevant countries
Hope you never use WiFi, mate.
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>>216473328
Made in the USA first buddy
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OP here, I just wanted to post a picture of Kylie's perky nipples and now my thread is full of seething yanks. Why are they like this?
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>>216468479
Kylie Minogue was only popular in the yurospace and the only reason anyone in the US would know who she is is because of "Can't Get You Out of My Head".
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>>216474289
1) Women from Australia are hotter than ours
2) They live too far away to fly too
3) Other countries make fun of our women for being total whore losers
4) Knowing that we have no chance of having satisfying sex has made us edgy
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>>216470517
You were meant for me, foolish games, hands, who will save your soul. That's all I can remember.
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>>216469504
Thats not true. She had a big pop hit on mtv in the 80s and 90s. Outing yourself as a zoomer nigger who knows only p diddly and the joggaboos
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>>216470517
Who will save my soul
Niggerjew holocaust
What if god was one of us
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>>216469530
Keep telling yourself that, kid. Those in the know accept that America is the world.
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Come Into My World is actual kino. I don't know how they did it.
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>>216474567
I'm going to enjoy the Century of American Humiliation so much.
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>>216474567
Biggest country star garth brooks, hell one of the best selling American acts of all time, is nonexistent elsewhere.
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>>216470539
>the fittest women don't come from America
cope, fritz
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>>216474885
Those are all nigger medals for track n shit, you fuckin nigger
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>>216468479
>Why?
... and then she got a really shitty cancer and spend 6 years on chemo, being busy not dying
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>itt: clueless zoomers trying to invent reasons why they never heard about someone who was famous before they were even sperm
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>>216474910
>th-that doesn't count just because our most athletic women were merely defeated by niggers (an inferior race) in contests of athleticism doesn't mean anything!
You deserve a gold medal for coping.
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>>216468479
>literally the Taylor Swift of her time,
she's way more talented than taylor swift ever was
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>>216468479
You may not like it but this is peak female phenotype
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>>216468479
That's not Britney or Christina or any of the Spices so stupid zoomer can stop pretending you were alive during the 90s.
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>>216474980
Lolwut? So you dont have any athletic achievements if not for niggers. Sit down retard, pipe down
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>>216475706
Whatever shit hole you call home gets destroyed by American athletes in contests of athleticism because the highest tier of American athletes outclasses your shit hole's highest tier of athletes by orders of magnitude, nigger or not.

Keep coping.
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>>216470517
THESEEEEEEE
FOOLISH GAMES
AREEEEE
TEARINGGGGG ME APART
LISA
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>>216471086
Only part that matters.
>probably only famous in the Anglosphere
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>>216468479
I have no idea who this is?
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>>216469890
Kylie Minogue was black?
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kylie is sex
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>>216474718
Get the fking wumao out of here
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>>216470323
I briefly remember her late 80's for Locomotion, she blipped as someone competing with Debbie Gibson and Tiffany but just disappeared until 2000 or so.
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>>216476220
God damn I miss the 90s/early 00s.
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>>216474473
he's right tho, she had zero fame here. i retroactively recognized that song after she had some later success here in the early two thousands
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>>216468479
she was a popstar in an era that boasted many such at once, only notable for being australian
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>>216476852
>>216470323
yeah i can name a million female pop stars who were bigger than kylie in america and worldwide during the early ‘90s.

https://youtu.be/b_CaHRA7CYs
https://youtu.be/56vkjzu6nEw
https://youtu.be/_WcWHZc8s2I
https://youtu.be/05AHPFPpHIM
https://youtu.be/9ipCKIxdHTs
https://youtu.be/7U1CGZDTaIA

list goes on.
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>>216474885
>US 300 million, 67 medals
>Australia 25 million, 30 medals

So take 30 medals per 25 million, that would be 360 medals for Australia if we had 300 million people. I know 95% of Americans can’t into math, but c’mon, Jack.
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>>216476093
Yeah amazing how your totally drug free record breaking athletes like FloJo just died early out of nowhere, and people like Marion Jones and Lance Armstrong fly the flag proudly
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>>216477718
>y-y-y-y-you won because y-y-y-y-you cheated!!!!
pull your skirt up and panties up before you make a mess all over my floor from all the juice leaking from your raped bussy
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For me, it was Cathy Dennis in the early 90s.
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>>216477718
A win is a win
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>>216468479
The Taylor Swift of the 90s was Vengaboys
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>>216477777
impressive
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>>216468479
>She was the top popstar of the early 90s
for female popstars that would have been Mariah Carey or something you know, that song from the bodyguard I Will Always Love You, Madonna was still pretty big but more known for the 80s, Janet Jackson was pretty popular back then... Kylie was lesser known mostly for that locomotion song and didn't have her really popular song until the 00s around the Katy Perry era.
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>>216469504
>global superstar
She was only big in AU/UK. Probably even bigger there than back home for some reason.
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>>216468479
shes not called the pop princess for nothing
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>>216478140
That ass was insured for five Million dollars.
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if i had those nipples in my mouth i'd swirl my tongue around them like heliocopter!!!!!!!!!
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>>216478389
That ass was competing with this in the 90's, no wonder she was forgotten
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>>216468479
Can't act, can't sing and the music she put out was written by three wankers that absolutely destroyed the music industry Stock, Aitken and Waterman. The same dickheads who produced Rick Astley. Rumour was if you slow down her singing it sounds exactly like Rick Astley. Her career was going to shit itself so she was one of the first to jump on the LGTB bandwagon and they've supported her since. Moved to the U.K. and changed her accent to sound like she's part of the British upper class. Fucking horrible budgie.
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>>216478787
thought that was biel in the thumbnail
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63vqob-MljQ

I remember watching this in 2002. Rewatching it today, her butt isn't particularly impressive. But to 9-year-old me it was ASS TRUCK JUST ARRIVED.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63vqob-MljQ
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>>216478871
>>216478787
>Jennifer Lopez has one of the best bodies in Hollywood, but even she gets a case of “booty envy” from time to time! The First Love singer recently confessed during an appearance on Watch What Happens Live that she is envious of Jessica Biel’s toned body.

>When asked by host Andy Cohen if she prefers Beyonce’s booty over Kim Kardashian’s, J-Lo didn’t seem content with either option, asking “Are those the only choices?” She quickly told the audience that she didn’t mean the comment “in a bad way,” and offered her own A-list booty choice to the list.

>“You know who I’m gonna say has a great booty, that I’ve seen in person? Jessica Biel, she has an amazing body,” Jennifer said. “ Like, I remember seeing her and going, ‘Gosh she has a nice, toned body…I need to go back to the gym!
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>>216478787
>Brown hands spring into action
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>>216468479
because culture wasn't dead yet so being a pop singer with a few hits didn't automatically mean you were treated like royalty
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>>216479152
>insecure dicklet can't help but respond
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>>216468479
>She was the top popstar of the early 90s, literally the Taylor Swift of her time, as well as having significant acting experience in Australia
That's like saying she is the biggest popstar in the State of Florida.
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>>216479103
hot. im hard imagining jlo toungeing biels perfect ass
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Same as Robbie Williams? They are both very well known in Europe, ex-USSR countries, but not in the US.
t. Central Asian
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Fever is still an excellent album
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>>216468518
There should only be you, then everyone would be the same again.
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>>216468529
Holly Wellin, Dannii Minogue's less talented sister.
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>>216470645
Not her.
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>>216468579
This is on par with that other bitch-ass ugly Kylie Jenner and the fucking Pepsi commercial
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>>216478389
I like her persona but this is nothingburger at a time playboy, penthouse, hustler, maxim, sportdls illustrated swimsuit cover were full on titillating Meat
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>>216472504
One of the worst songs ever put on record
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>>216481780
Yeah but her ass was a big part of her image, if something had happened and she couldn't shake her ass for music videos or stage performances anymore then that would have cut into her income.
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>>216478842
>three wankers that absolutely destroyed the music industry Stock, Aitken and Waterman
We didn't know how good we had it. Fun, cheesy, innocent white pop with good production and hummable melodies.
Now it's just American jigaboos singing about fucking each other up the ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1JS-WUNGOo
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She should have been a recurring character.
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>>216482281
Live action zootopia remake incoming.
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Aussies will always mog Burgers simply because our cocks weren't mutilated by the Jews. Simple as.

Imagine the indignity of it: You had to pay with your TIP the moment you were born, then you spent the rest of your lives paying TIPS in restaurant "TIPPING CULTURE" as a constant humiliating reminder of that first TIP you paid.

They refuse to let you escape that injustice. And some of you are so broken over it that you actually defend it, saying meek excuses about women preferring it - as though any self-respecting male would ever give a shit what women think. Kek.
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>>216468479
literally a gay pop icon, hence OP is interested inher
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>>216482451
America has Lil Nas. A zesty buck. We have Kylie. A petite white minx.
Makes you think.
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>>216482418
How come Aussies are so based, but yanks are the exact opposite?
They're both descended from Brits. How does that happen?
It's like those families you see where the daughter is an absolute smokeshow, but the son is a fat dork who craps his pants.
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Was dating an American girl and had my playlist on in the car. Spinning Around came on by Kylie, I was already getting frustrated at her lack of world view, then she said she had no idea who Kylie Minogue was.
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>>216482418
Yeah it's so based to be a filthy cheese dick like every disgusting Indian, Asian, Latino, and Latino in the world. The Pharoahs circumcised for a reason, it is the mark of the ruling class. You are dogs and beasts. You are filthy goyim - slaves to your passions. You walk around with a clitoris. You are half men, animals.
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>>216482418
australia is an embarrassing lefty dystopia and geopolitically irrelevant the fuck are you talking about
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>>216482504
most of suburban and rural aus is exactly like suburban and rural US. they are the most similar in the anglosphere.
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>>216482563
You got molested by a doctor who snipped a piece of yourself off.
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lmao pozztralians lmao

we dont care about your whores. no idea about this bitch
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>>216482563
this guy has half a penis
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>>216482599
I had a skilled plastic surgeon make me perfect. You are a rock laying on the ground, ugly, covered with dirt. I am a refined master piece, I am a cut diamond.
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itt: Browns triggered by based Australians kek
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>>216482613
You have phimosis and a thriving ecosystem of fungus and eukaryotes living in your prepuce you satyr, you Wildman. I am civilization incarnate, you are a hillman gazing with SEETHING envy at my flocks and granaries.
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>>216479103
asses like that are a dime a dozen on Australian beaches
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>>216482504
>They're both descended from Brits. How does that happen?
It's a mystery. Every Aussie I've met has been really down to earth, likes a drink and has made me laugh.
I've yet to meet an American who isn't a fat whining loud mouthed moron.
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Every single one of these "based" Aussies has had at least 3 doses of Pfizer's offering, you are cattle, only concerned with your clitoris and pleasure. I am next to G-d, I reason and contemplate, not masturbate.
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>>216482563
>>216482661
This mutilated slave is losing his mind over what was done to him. You hate to see it.

I have a sympathy for the Burgers who have enough executive agency to break the trauma bonding and admit that this needs to stop, but these broken men have gone so far into denial that they fight for the trauma to continue with new waves of boys. They've become actual, unironic golems.
>I am civilization incarnate
You are a broken faggot Renfield. Cope.
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>>216482767
It's genuinely baffling to me. We stave off "those who must not be named" for millennia.
The Amerinonces get a brand new country and they just hand over the keys days one! It will never make sense to me.
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>>216482767
I am a priest, a ruler, you are a farm hand.
The British (who's Royal family is circumcised) rightfully treated the Australians as nothing more than their thuggish shock troops in the wars, you were thrown away at Gaza and Gallipoli because you are just brutes and serfs. The rulers of this earth are clean, perfected circumcised men.
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>>216482563
says the guy who had his dick chopped off as a baby
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>>216482821
My penis is perfection, you have a infected sheath covering yours, you are a feminine vile creature of the forest.
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Thread about a cute popstar, and the sharts and whining about other peoples foreskins.
How does this happen?
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>>216468479
I met Kylie Minogue all the way back when she was doing neighbours at some really shitty employment expo, she clearly hadn't hit big yet.
Yes I'm nearly 50 lil bros
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>>216482820
You are a greasy, verbose heeb. Please leave this discussion to actual white people.
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>>216482820
>My Master says I am a priest, a ruler, you are a farm hand!
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>>216482867
The uncut, dirty farm hands are jealous of my perfected penis.

They look down and see a mass of skin, a formless bestial trunk. Whereas I look at mine and see my finely hewn and sophisticated member. They are the Huns salivating at the riches of Rome beyond her walls.
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>>216482692
It's probably how we were created, America was formed in revolution, you had to fight for independence and that has permanently engrained a sense that you need to fight everybody all the time to defend what you have. Australia was formed as a penal colony where nobody really gave a shit and probably all had the exact same thought for a majority of the year "fuck me it's hot" seriously, we want nothing but to be left alone to relax.
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>>216468479
>Early 90s
>minoguewhatever
I never learned about her until like 1998 or some shit, was totally not that big of a cultural icon
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Ive travelled the English speaking world and I can safely say the US live in a short of bubble compared to the rest of us. Its no surprise they dont know about Kylie. The iron curtain doesnt let that type of awesomeness in.
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fuck australians have such a inferiority complex
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>>216482897
>>216482920
Your lack of intelligence would grant you a place as my chained galley oarsman l, perhaps if you wizened up and came to your senses you could be a fighting Marine on the deck. But you will never be one of the aristocracy. You are low born Neanderthalsb meant to serve me.
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>>216482988
Burgers get so annoyed over this that they have to retreat into ironically detached games of rhetoric just to stop from having nervous breakdowns.

Watch him way more awkward preening pseud shit. It's all he's got.
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>>216483037
Animal, bestial, frothing at the mouth.
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>>216483091
Maybe if you hit upon the perfectly crafted sentence you can finally exorcise your infant screams out of your subconscious for good. Worth a try, right? You're a priest, after all.
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>>216483115
The Hedonistic Dalit is attempting to talk to me, how quaint.
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>>216468479

I worked with Kylie projects several times in the 90s and early 2000s. Her nickname in the 80s was "The Singing Budgie" and she only advanced in music because they used Autotune on her voice after she signed contracts in the UK (after being unable to break into music in both Australia and the US). Her first big hit was undoubtedly the remix of Locomotion, which annoyed a lot of people since it was clearly made with a voice modulation via Auto Tune.

However, her first "breakout movie" was called The Delinquents (1989). And it was a hell of a long time earlier than Bio Dome (1996) and even the Street Fighter movie (1994).

Kylie became a huge pop star in the UK in the late 90s and early 2000s. And due to her free-love themes and techno-pop tracks, she was embraced by the GLB community and the LBGT community (but was rejected by the later LBGTQI+ community who saw her as a "divisive CIS person" who wasn't one of their own).

She's had some pretty serious breast surgery after a cancer scare in 2005 but the followup radiation therapy seems to have been successful.

In real life she is a very ordinary looking woman with a somewhat ordinary voice. Taylor Swift is physically more "pretty" in the traditional sense. But Kyle is still a favorite in Australia, especially for those who grew up with her as a household name. Most Americans have still never heard of her.

Kylie Minogue - GBI German Bold Italic [Official Video]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FxYGsBBvv0
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>>216483149
Ironic, since it's Indians who run interference on behalf of Jews these days. Keep doing the needful.
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>>216483168
Your rice farmer opinions mean naught to me. I am finely crafted and perfected. You are mud, a golem
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>>216482974
They don't have many pop icons so they are mad sensitive, Crocodile Dundee only goes so far. Ironically one of the most popular pieces of Australian music to make it big in the US was a song about white people giving the land back to the Aborigines that charted at #17. They probably hate this song in Australia. But it's a fucking banging song and mogs anything that Kylie put out.

https://youtu.be/ejorQVy3m8E?si=0WbLq6ky4E258iie
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>>216483256
They interbred with the native population when they arrived which explains their... Shall we say... Barbaric tenancies as witnessed in this very thread
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>>216483277
kek you are still here seething away, absolutely mindbroken
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>>216483349
>kek you are still here seething away, absolutely mindbroken
Ditto
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>>216483256
>They probably hate this song in Australia.
Confirmed, most Aussies who are old enough to know who Midnight Oil are think Peter Garrett (the lead singer) is a fuckwit.
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>>216483202
>I am finely crafted and perfected. You are mud, a golem
You are an amusement to the Jew. A figure of fun.
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>>216468479
>he thinks Kylie Minogue was even a b-lister, let alone Taylor Swift tier
It's Britney bitch
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>>216483430
I am the descendant of European royalty and high level Freemasons. My family were originally craftsmen and horse breeders from Scotland. I have lineages that can be traced back to Leon Gewilleth a famous Jacobite general and later a colonist in the new world in the Carolinas. I am descended from the lost tribe of Israel. And I am your better.
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>>216483558
That Indian has a penis like you
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I win the argument, cut wins
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>>216478294
i saw her music videos on tv every day here in sweden so i'd include northern europe in that list
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>>216483575
So you're a paki, then?
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For me it will forever be Kylie dancing in front of the Spanish cuckservative party and them awkwardly looking at her like North Koreans watching k-pop. The reactors are 2 former PMs, the minister of defense during the Iraq invasion, minister of economy/later director of the IMF.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P82irTABnMA
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Aussie soap operas have given us some very hot women over the years. Kylie, Natalie Imbruglia, Holly Valance, Margot Robbie and Samara Weaving. The casting directors did a very good job. Though I suppose nowadays it's all fatties and trannies?
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>>216477200
She had a hit with a cover of Locomotion in the late 80s
>During late 1988, Minogue traveled to the United States to promote "The Loco-Motion", where she did many interviews and performances on American television. The song was used in the comedy film Arthur 2: On the Rocks. "The Loco-Motion" debuted at number 80 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 and later peaked at number three for two weeks. The song was Minogue's second single to chart in the U.S., but her first to reach the top ten. To this day, the song remains as her highest-charting single in the United States
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>>216468479
>Kylie Ann Minogue (/mJˈnoʊɡ/ mih-NOHG; born 28 May 1968) is an Australian singer, songwriter, and actress. Frequently referred to as the "Princess of Pop", she has achieved recognition in both the music industry and the fashion world as a major style icon. Her accolades include two Grammy Awards, four Brit Awards and eighteen ARIA Music Awards. Minogue is the highest-selling Australian female artist of all time, with sales surpassing 80 million records worldwide
Why have I never heard of her.
Also, Pauly Shore is/was/will always be fucking insufferable.
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>>216482563
>The Pharoahs circumcised for a reason, it is the mark of the ruling class
if these retarded ancients had drilled a hole in the sides of their head would you have done it today? do you have any idea how stupid you sound
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>>216484233
Aussie Soaps are pretty much dead now
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>>216482563
Just wash your dick dude.
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>>216484779
It's a lot easier to clean the faeces off the 3 inch mutilated American winky if there is not foreskin.
They wear adult diapers and the shart does tend to spread when they waddle to McDonald's or ride over a shot child on their mobility scooter.
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>>216468640
Yeah he ruined her pussy and she kept making those queefing sounds and attract flies.
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>>216468479
bio dome is kino and minogue never wrote a good song
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>>216486049
>He thinks popettes write their own songs
Oh dear oh dear
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>>216476220
Why are they happy to be exploited?
Why are they laughing at their own prostitution?
They're literally being used as a sex object, a seedy pair of mannequins!
What does this say to the wider society, that women can only achieve titillation of male desires?
What does it say to younger generations coming through, who know no better?
And WHY are they both white, so this is racist misogyny?
The 90s is a hellscape we never want to aspire to!!
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>>216486402
It was a live show. They were asked to have an arm wrestle and they planned this before filming.
You need to learn to relax, my guy.
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>>216486441
So it's a case of emulating a man's strength, fai!ing to, thus become whores!? Is THAT the message to impressionable young women? Nothing to show their mental strengths or natural leadership qualities!?
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>>216468479
>in Australia
What's that? Some sort of prison colony?
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>>216468640
Women don't like midgets
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>>216483256
>They probably hate this song in Australia
Midnight Oil is one of the few bands that almost completely got a woke pass from Australia. Their music is legit just that good.
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>>216468579
this video sucks
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>>216486402
>>216486490
This anons mind must be a complete nightmare hellscape.
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>>216487502
It's a shitpost. He nearly got away with it but the multiple punctuation marks are a dead giveaway.
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>>216470673
no one lives in australia
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>>216468479
how am i supposed to know who this is? you dont even say her name?
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>>216482340
she should have been a companion, unlike Rose Whiner
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>>216488716
by not being a fucking cancerous phoneposting piece of shit who won't even tap the thing that shows you the filename on mobile
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>>216488638
That's the thing, he wants it to be but he's posting it on 4chan where no one gives a shit. He's writing these long ass effort posts that go nowhere and affect nothing, but he clearly cares a lot.
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Love her music. Have made a few remixes from her. Kylie is so hot



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