Pretty bad way to go.
Does anyone have the Terror character alignment chart?
>>216471615homosexual tv show
>>216471615Retards like to romanticize the age of maritime exploration but never stop to think how shitty it would feel to be press-ganged into service on a stinking, filthy, floating coffin for months at end, to drink slimy water and pick worms out of crackers, for the glorious mission of meeting unfriendly brown people who don't speak your language and taking their gold/spices, sometimes by force for "the king" or "God" or "our nation" not knowing if you'll make it on the way back. You might come down with malaria or die with a slit throat from pirates/mutineers or drown after getting swept off board in a typhoon and the last thought you have is how much you miss home that you'll never see againAnd even THEN all of that shit would be preferable to the bullshit they go through in the Terror. Yeah let's sail up to freezerland that already looks like the afterlife without the spooky hallucinations and monsters and shit
>>216471799This one, leftenant?
>>216472925Aye, sir.
>>216472157>Retards like to romanticize the age of maritime exploration but never stop to think how shitty it would feelwhat the fuck are you talking about retard? Nobody wants to be on that ship. People find it interesting how hard life was back then, and the shit people had to endure. Or the way some people devour others, and some hold up those around them. What the fuck is wrong with you? It’s interesting to think about how you’d act in their situation, but nobody here is going out to work on a ship, or buy a sail boat. Holy shit you’re a fucking retard, how can you be so fucking dumb you can’t get the conversation?! Jfc
>>216473017Very good.Tell us again about your visit to Janny Island, Mr Anon.
>>216472157>Retards like to romanticize the age of maritime explorationWho? Give two examples.Also, this was the mid 19th century idiot, not the 16th. Imagine typing all that out lol couldn't be me.
We were supposed to have gotten a third season of THE TERROR in 2025
>>216473045As I climbed the ladder, I was thinking of Moot banning WT Snacks.We reached the top and I saw the board of /j/ laid out before us, wavering in the afternoon heat.The jannys in the threads below started using their warnings on us, those bans for which you carry a hotkey at all times. But in such dry conditions, when we'd evade one of them, they would fall down on top of these keys and they would catch range bans.So, soon the whole board was dotted with these lone columns of personal bans.And the whole view smelled of hot pockets.
I really wanted to get into this, and then Manbear-Pig shows up and I can't continue.
>>216472157All worth it to colonise some tribal punani
>>216473204I want a full report on these so-called Jannys and their compensation for work... in an hour!
>>216473118Not that guy but Road to El Dorado for sure.....I can't think of many movies/series set during that time period in general desu.
the book is extremely hornythe descriptions of Greenstockings read like fap-fuel
>>216473367>the book is extremely hornyI did not need the Crozier/Sophia sex scene in my life. Now I can't stop imaging Jared Harris naked.
>>216472157To shit, there was a thing hanging off the edge of the ship. So there you are, three stories in the air, with the sea rocking and waving, trying to squeeze one out when your diet is just rum and hardtack. There are sharks in the water following the bloody stool trail. One little pitch and you're overboard and that's it.The misery of being an old timey sailor just knows no limit.
>>216471615Yeah, you couldn't pay me to go to Canada. And now it's full of Indians too.
>>216471615The final episodes of this were too hard to watch. Can’t believe more of them didn’t just kill themselves
>>216473552That seems really dumb. Why not just have an outhouse situated near the end of the ship? And have something to make it easy to dump it in the sea?
>>216472157yes anon, rotting in my chair, bleeding from my ass, collecting bodyfatand scabs is a dream life I love it
>"Yo anon, you want a drumstick or tendy?"What do you say?
>>216472157>Retards like to romanticize the age of maritime exploration but never stop to think how shitty it would feel to be press-ganged into service on a stinking, filthy, floating coffin for months at end, to drink slimy water and pick worms out of crackers, for the glorious mission of meeting unfriendly brown people who don't speak your language and taking their gold/spices, sometimes by force for "the king" or "God" or "our nation" not knowing if you'll make it on the way back. You might come down with malaria or die with a slit throat from pirates/mutineers or drown after getting swept off board in a typhoon and the last thought you have is how much you miss home that you'll never see againYou can easily make the same exact case for modern military deploymentImagine drinking your pre-mixed mac&cheese with a straw, and a $20 flying toy drops a granade on your lapThanks chief, I think I'll take the ship, at least I get to enjoy the view on a good day, instead of having to stare at the compacted bodies bale across the street, leaking juice
>>216473391>you now remember he came in the platypus poolpoor things probably ate his cum
>>216472157Brown post
>>216473176There was only ever one.
>>216471615The rats will come next, read up on it.It's some horror story, but the guys in the lighthouse survived and the rats ended up eating eachother."Three Skeleton Key"
>>216473552Well it cant be that bad, otherwise they'd be losing people constantly
>>216474069Broken bot
>>216471951/thread
>>216471615You know what's worse?Dying out of thirst in the middle of the ocean.
>>216472157I'm sorry, I'm not Angloid, can't relate to most of the shit you've listed
>>216474102I broke you are lil sisters bot last Sunday night
>>216474213I am an "angloid" and you're a piece of shit.
The bear demon is lame and is cruel to the actual natives who were in the region. They tried to help but couldn't care for 100 half dead men going mad. They tried to steer them to freshwater and helped them with seal hunting and igloo building but there was huge communication gaps and the men were reported by the Inuit to be so unhealthy they were losing their facilities. The inuit were afraid they were possessed by Tupilati demons and couldn't be dissuaded from heading down the western side of King Williams into a barren region where they would all starve.The trinkets of the expedition that survive today were said to be from the inuit staying with the dying men and handling their burials. The family accounts were dismissed because the admiralty didn't want to admit that the inuits saw cannibalism. The bear demon should have just been a demon driving them mad.
>>216474388The bear demon is real. He never died. He’s still out there.
>>216474388Natives?BULLSHIT.indigenous is better
Mr. Hickey should have won and become Lord of America commanding the Tuunbaq
>>216474439Lord Poo Wants YOU!
Though it would be really depressing end if it followed the intuit accounts the just follow a lady called Seepa and her family away from west King Williams but were throwing up the food giving and kept collapsing and the family eventually realized they couldn't save them. Another family comes across likely the same group collapsed in the snow and stays with them giving them warm food till they all pass away
>>216474635WTF are you on about you bear loving freak, just wait until a hungry brown goes after your throat or the back of your neck.
Also summoning something like the bear demon would require child sacrifice from an evil shaman and to use their bones to make an Idol. The inuit would have thought someone very evil targeted the men and been scared shitless.
>>216474676I'm not defending the bear, I'm suggesting that the real life story is sadder and more horrifying than the show. The men get rescued but it too late to be saved
i'd just walk away from the boat
>>216472157Yea but I'd be an officer and claim glory
>>216474370awful
>>216474388>>216474421Isn’t the correct term snow-wogs?
>>216473040This post is one of the reasons why we can’t have interesting conversations on this site anymoreLet’s just go back to threads like:>Dunn Heer>Alejandro’s Chili and Sea Bass
>>216474922yeah, better than I could come up with
>>216474959>Alejandro’s Chili and Sea BassAlejandro’s Chili and Sea BassThat seems very suspicious
We need more boat/snow kino.
>>216472157At least they had clean water at the time + ice to boil, in old age water was a central concern:"The water taken aboard in casks is never preserved in the state of purity it has on land.Depending on the nature of the wood, the cleanliness of the cask, the age of the container, the length of the voyage, and the motion of the ship, it undergoes a series of successive alterations.At first, it takes on a yellowish or reddish color, a wine-like taste, and a musty smell; sailors say the water is ‘sick.’Later, in many vessels, after several weeks, the water becomes cloudy and a mucilaginous deposit forms at the bottom of the cask. This deposit sometimes rises in filaments suspended in the liquid. In poorly kept ships, one even finds small worms, born from the fermentation of the organic matter left in the staves.Often, this water—after having been bad for a long time—clarifies by itself: the deposit settles, the smell disappears, the taste becomes more tolerable again. This is a phenomenon well known to old sailors; they say the water ‘comes back.’But, if the cask is old or porous, or if the ship’s rolling constantly stirs the deposits, the water becomes corrupted again; it turns flat, then empyreumatic, and sometimes outright putrid.On long voyages, the water thus passes through several successive “illnesses,” separated by intervals during which it seems better, without ever truly being wholesome.Finally, when the water has taken on the smell of the bilge, or when it absorbs the emanations from the bottom of the ship, it becomes entirely unfit for drinking. At that point, lacking any other resource, crews have relied on sour wine, weak beer, rice-water, or distilled water produced on board."
>>216475080Oregon Trail had it right.>you have died of dysentery.
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>>216474439How did he figure out that cutting your tongue was a ritual to become a shaman and bond with the spirit? Was it explained or was he becoming ill and totally mental aided by the consumption of lead?
>>216475262Not morse, what is it?
>>216475270I think he had been watching Lady Silence the closest. He had seen her meeting the Tuunbaq, doing her first ritual movements towards it, and that eventually she had control of it. So he was just copying her but didn't know any additional needs for the spell other than the obvious
>>216472157The experience of sailing on the sea is worth it.t.Did a stint on a tall ship for 2 weeks, no phone and sail power all the way (except on bad weather)
>>216473491>not t. uunbaqshamefur dispray
>>216474405Nah, man. Hickey's soul was so evil it poisoned Tunbaaq and he bit the dust.
>>216475080fug
>Mr. Hickey! Good news! You'll be overjoyed to hear they're going to feed us and shelter us! We're sav-ACK!
>>216475080>or distilled water produced on boardthey're drinking pee!
>>216474405based
>>216476261you just know this movie was made because it was someones fetish
>>216476217I've always wondered if there was any calculation to this or if he was just completely overtaken by delirium
>>216476286Probably Costner's. He LOVES making post-apocalyptic movies where he's traveling around
>>216476354name 3
That's all well and good but why did Little have all those chains attached to his face?
>>216473637Many ships didhttps://tranby1829.weebly.com/privys-and-toilets.html
>>216471615You don't realize too much when you go lead crazy
>>216476261This reminds me I gotta get around to watching the Ulysses cut
>>216474080>otherwise they'd be losing people constantlyI think you under-estimate how expendable human lives were.
>>216477136It's really good. I was surprised how much stuff they cut out of the theatrical cut. The smokers make much more sense and there's more backstory to them.
>>216475365You have no idea how much I fucking hate you anon.You just compared yourself in an entirely safe environment with as many modern handrails as possible to men trying to literally chart the path of the most inhospitable environment possible.Just switch that little thing and think how much more terrifying your sailing becomes. Did you know that there was an actual path between where you started and where you ended? Because The Terror didn't.
>>216477229Snow Beast, there's a good "Theatrical Cut" there. That was a scary movie when I was a kid.
The reason people became sailors as it was a way to rise in social class, you risk your life for twenty years then marry a wealthy 16 yo girl . Better than farming turnips on your fathers land and never marrying because you are the youngest son and they can't divide the farm any smaller
>>216477847Impressment was part of it too.Grab an enemy boat or shit and you're mates are now ours, that or die.
Those kling ons (with toilet paper) and romulans just dont understand.
so every sailor on those boats was just buggering each other every night huh?
>>216476217
>>216478110They didn't have much of a choice back in 1789
>>216475080Source? Seems like a good read
>>216473176>>216473176>The book blends supernatural horror with social commentary on race, class, and mental health, as the group of inmates plots to kill the monster while navigating the failures of the mental healthcare system. Super gay
>>216475365Based>>216477809Cringe
>>216473040>what the fuck are you talking about retard? Nobody wants to be on that shipWhat are YOU talking about? Plenty of people do, way more on ships that didn't meet a horrific end. Is this really the first time you've heard of people romanticizing a retarded version of the past they clearly picked up from videogames and movies/tv? There's an entire massive community of people who actually think life as a peasant post black death was better and more satisfying than life today. I've seen people posting threads about that shit on this very board in the last 12 months.
>>216477847No. You became a midshipman for that reason (but more often because you were an extra son that your parents didn’t know what to do with). You became a sailor because you were running from a crime or pregnancy, or you would starve or because you woke up on a ship with a headache.
>>216478420>There's an entire massive community of people who actually think life as a peasant post black death was better and more satisfying than life today. I've seen people posting threads about that shit on this very board in the last 12 months.Nta but what does this have to do with thinking people want to on a 19th century sailing vessel? Those are two completely different lifestyles. Sailing is romanticized because of the ships, not the sailors.
>>216478110>Article 29 of the Rules of War>”the unnatural and detestable sin of buggery and sodomy with man or beast">penalty was death until 1861>>216478152The Franklin Expedition departed 1845
>>216478420> life as a peasant post black death was better and more satisfying than life today.Better is subjective but they definitely were more satisfied
>>216478510>what does this have to do with thinking people want to on a 19th century sailing vessel?I'll say again> Is this really the first time you've heard of people romanticizing a retarded version of the past they clearly picked up from videogames and movies/tv?My point is there are absolutely people out there who have an interest in specifically living and acting within the context of an exploration ship during the age of sail. In the same way that there are people who think life as a peasant is easier and more tolerable than life in the modern era in America working in a low intensity blue collar or white collar job. They're not simply interested in the the time period and setting in an abstract way, they actually think they'd like to be there living that lifestyle because they're completely naive to the realities of what that would entail.
>>216471615Off topic kindof but this old docu is interesting - 'Around Cape Horn' Narrated by Irving Johnson. I think theres a torrent somewhere but this should do bro;youtube.com/watch?v=xszwPYK34AI
>>216478580HMS Bounty departed England on December 23, 1787 never to be heard or seen from again, :-(
>>216478617And I’ll say again…>Sailing is romanticized because of the ships, not the sailors.There are exceptions of course but I’ve personally never heard a single person say they would like to live that life. Not one. I have heard plenty of people say that they would like to be a medieval peasant and yes, they are retarded.
>>216478630Movie starts at atound min 16:00
>>216473491I made this kek
So lonely
>>216478677Do you always expect people to read your mind? And the Bounty was indeed heard and seen again.
>>216478387what the FUCK was this about
>>216478717The remade Bounty was lost at sea in some hurricane off of south america, most people dont know that tidbit.
>>216478682Yeah and the medieval is romanticized because of the setting and the erroneous belief that they spend 180 days a year doing fuckall because they "only worked 185 days a year" not the peasants themselves. It's the same retarded people making the same retarded mistake in getting roped in by a fantasy version of the past.
>>216478732chain of command
>>216478745GIMMIE SOME GROG BITCH!
>>216478776No. And get back to swabbing the poopdeck stinky.
>>216478796Get the fuck outta Dodge, I outrank you.
>>216477153They weren't losing them constantly and didn't want to just lose a good sailor. I guess them falling overboard was pretty uncommon
Those Stupid Brits will never learn
>>216477153They need a crew to sail the ship you braindead pigfucker.
>>216478897That's what impressment is for, get the best of the best
>>216475867This is why I never eat with homos.
>>216478910Retard
>>216478933You fags are on the no impressment list, we don't need no homos around!
i always wanted to check this one but the creature is a fucking joke and killed any interest
>>216478934Yeah right, I'm the retard but you're working for minimum wage like a slug.
>>216478745>t.retard
>rawr
>>216479509>Baa
>>216471615which tv show is this? North water?
WE'LL MAKE IT TO THE ARTIC CIRLCE LADS
>>216478732he opened the box
>>216479637it's the terrorthe gay sex is consensual in this one
>>216477809And knowing that I don't care. I'd go on a ship sailing round the Horn if there were still any there. Men in the past did it for sheer love of the adventure, it didn't matter if they could have lived more comfy lives in a clerk's office or a bank. It's an experience you can't get anywhere else.
>>216471615realistically, wouldn't they gang rape eskimo woman to death?
>>216478630The footage in this doc is crazy. If it weren't captured on film and you just had his voiceover you'd think he was telling tales.
>>216479740nah they had a treaty with the brits at the time if I recallanyone who tried would probably be shot or lashed
>>216471615i wanted to watch thisit looked like boat kinowould a woman into horror like it or not?
>>216475080>empyreumaticcool wordcool history
>>216479939yeah most of the show has a horror vibe to it
the rest of the crew should have kept it in mind.
>>216472157You realize people have respect for these endeavours *because* they were extremely dangerous, right? Is this the boat version of "Why do white people climb mountains?"?
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>>216472157>greek and roman statues are so unrealistic, nobody looks like thatThis is you. That's what you sound like. And you will never, ever get it.
>>216479939ya
>>216473040>but nobody here is going out to work on a ship, or buy a sail boat.lmao what the fuck?
>>216478152>Option A: be a faggot>Option B: dont be a faggotSeems like an easy choice to me anon.
>>216479939ywnbaw
>>216472157Non-whites wouldn't understand :^)
>>216480218>comparing Greco-Roman artistic ideals with quasi-suicide missions to nowherego to bed Elon
>>216475030Love all the shackelton stuff, I once spent an entire day sick in bed watching exploration kino. I highly recommend this 5 hour long documentary about captain Scott's expedition to the south pole. https://youtu.be/8w6gjMko52s?si=DFevkygE9IX3GzJY
>>216472157>Now you ask "What's this romantic boy>Who laments what's done and gone?">There was no romance on a cold winter ocean and the gale sang an awful song>But my fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime>And I heard an old song down on Fisherman's Wharf>Can I sing it just one time?>Can I sing it just one time?https://youtube.com/watch?v=-y5hZ5XPG3c&list=RD-y5hZ5XPG3c&start_radio=1&pp=ygUdZmlzaGVybWFuJ3Mgd2hhcmYgc3RhbiByb2dlcnOgBwE%3D
>>216482113OHHHHHHHHHHHWHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
>>216471615Why did the doctor go from 0 to 100 nutcase and burned himself alive and tried to kill everyone else?
the fact that none of them even made it to the mainland is depressing as shit
>>216473867I'd imagine lots of people sign up so they can legally kill people
>>216478732it's lead poisoning. i ain't gotta explain shit.
why the fuck white peepo want to go to antarctica the fuck up there besides ice anyways
>>216476305He was crazy
>>216478110>Hickey>sailor
This show seems interesting, but is it really gay?
>>216484171There's only one gay character, and he's a devious scheming murdering cunt pretending to be a sailor.
>>216484208Is that character is based off someone or the directors just decided to make him gay? i don't mind a bit of homosexuality on my kino but it has to be natural, i don't want forced stuff to fit quotas
>how far they made it
>>216484315>how far relative to Canada
>>216484273he's a vile sadistic unlikeable manipulator that character wasn't created to push a gay faggot agenda loosen up holy shit
>>216484273>naturalit's an unnatural perversion
>>216478328Traité d’hygiène navale (J.-B. Fonssagrives ), a laborious and long french report on the many aspects of maintaining hygiene and goods on a ship.
>>216479509'ate sailors'ate strangersluv seals luv shamans simple as
>>216471615build a fire, cuddle. could be worse
why was he so racist?
>>216472157Retard
>>216472157>hollywood says the wild west must be dangerous therefore it is>hollywood says maritime exploration must be dangerous therefore it is>etc etc etcvocal minority
It's been a while since I worked on it, but I like making maps and I was doing one for the north-west passage. Idea was to map beset and abandoned ships, put a bit of faded artwork over the sea or maybe the land, that kind of thing.Thought worth posting in case anyone has any ideas that would motivate me to go back to it.
>>216475365>no phoneEw, no thanks
>>216482113for me, it's "northwest passage". he even mentions the terror in it>oh for just one time, i would take the nortwest passage>to find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea
Someone from the crew mentioned that he was in the expedition that stayed in the Somerset house, quite interesting tale as well:https://royalsociety.org/blog/2021/12/other-somerset-house/
>>216485495my absolute fucking GUY, do you upload these anywhere? i adore maps and spend far too much time on google maps just looking at shit. on topic: google map "erebus & terror bay" to see where the real ships were frozen, then look at all the thousands of miles of nothing to the south and imagine what must have been going through the minds of the multiple parties that tried walking south for escape
>>216485644>do you upload these anywhere? nah I just like messing with map stuff. It originally came from me wanting maps from fantasy/historical stuff in a specific style to maybe frame in my house, but I couldn't find anything so I thought fuck it I'll make it. And with me making each map something stupid like 15k x 10k pixels it'll be suitable for whatever format I end up using it in (if I ever actually finish one, I keep getting new ideas and starting new ones) It's a good stand-in for a lack of artistic talent, as I use Wonderdraft and don't actually draw anything other than the map outlines, borders, rivers etc>i adore maps and spend far too much time on google maps just looking at shit.my nigger
>>216485591>northwest passageClassic, very fitting. Stan was one of the greatest singers of all time, definitely. Shame he went so earlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0CvSIhF_tA
