>completely ruins pirate kino in your path
>>216472256sweaty full frontal lesbian sex has never ruined anything
she was great
>GF watches this show while I paint my little plastic men.>keeps trying to get me to watch it with her.>learn it has Long John silver in it>absolutely love treasure island since I was a wee lad.>start watching it with her thinking its gonna be gud>its the episode where they reveal Long John silver is a but pirate. I was pretty pissed off about that.
>>216472256This show was a really high budget and high production value soap opera.
>>216472423Nothing wrong with that
>>216472409Flint is the butt pirate not Silver
>>216472274It ruined by clean underwear that night.
>>216472274She took Bonny's screentime
>>216472423>high production value soap opera.That's all television now. Every show is about how characters FEEL about something.
I love nautical kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hpwJ76c7TY&list=RD7hpwJ76c7TY&start_radio=1
>>216472409Why would you so obviously out yourself as having never watched the show? Silver ends up with a qt black wife, Flint is the gay one
>>216472256at least she showed bush
>>216472256>is that a naked brown goddess with perfect titties? AAAAA SAVE MEEEEEE
>>216473911Someone post the webm
>>216472256She was fine but I hated how she cucked Jack. That was annoying.
>>216472423That's what made it greatThey blew all their budget on building pirate ships and getting Michael Bay to do their action scenes so the rest of the show is just characters talking to each other And they absolutely knocked it out of the park with getting stage actors instead of Z-list TV nobodies and giving them 10/10 dialogue to work with This show is a masterpiece
>>216472256I stopped watching when Flint turned out to be a fag, and she kept mentioning being jealous of de liddle white garls growing up. Bait and switched me on what was otherwise set up to be a kino series.
>>216472409Now can't trust if you paint little plastic men AND have wife
>>216472256looks like my boss
everything in this show that happens on a boat is kino of the highest order
>>216472256>Decides to continue being gangraped by pirates just to spite her ex gf. Wtf did she mean by this?
>>216472256Was she the one who got gangraped and the entire fucking island pulled a train on her ass?
>>216474105this
>>216474142Billy Bones was so fucking bitch made it got sad.
>>216473985That was my problem, the dialogue wasn't 10/10, the whole drama was love drama on who is in love with whom.
>>216474142
>>216472256god I fucking hate max so much and she never gets fucking put in her place like every other character
>>216473985>they absolutely knocked it out of the park with getting stage actors instead of Z-list TV nobodies
>>216472409flint's a butt pirate. Long John Silver only fucks women
>>216472256I think she was on flash, which I didn't watch, but I referred to her as that girl who can't act to 2 different people I know who watched the flash and both knew I was talking about her immediately
>>216472409You don't paint minis nor do you have a wife, do you?
>>216474238>and she never gets fucking put in her place like every other characterDid you miss rape Namek?
>>216474287that happened in like episode 2. she acts like a huge bitch after that and never gets punished
>>216474287She literaly wanted it tho
>>216474251Fair there were a couple of duds but they didn't really get given the heavy dialog like Toby Stephens did
>>216474251he should've been bigger star
>>216472256>My father was a tailor in Leeds. As was his father and his father’s father. Time was if a man on the Avondale Road asked where he might find the finest clothes in northern England, he was pointed toward the shop of a man named Rackham.>Then the men who sell wool decide they’d prefer not to compete with the men who imported fine cotton. And as the men who sell wool have the ears of the men who make laws, an embargo is enacted to increase profits and calico disappears. And my father’s business that he inherited from his father and his father’s father begins to wither and die.And my father suffers the compound shame of financial failure seen through the eyes of his son and descended into drink.>I’d sit beside him as a boy at the Sunday service as he shouted at the pastor, at the altar— at anyone who’d listen, really— at the injustice of it all. And I’d put my arm over his shoulder as the insults began, help carry him out of the church. God, the insults. At his funeral, our neighbors were kind enough to whisper them rather than call them out loud.>So, I set to work, determined to rebuild what had been taken away. I was 13 years old. but I was determined... until a man arrived at my door claiming to hold debts belonging to my father. Debts accumulated as my father drank. Debts he claimed that now belonged to me. Debts I could not possibly have hoped to repay. Debts over which this man would have seen me imprisoned— imprisoned in a place where the debts would have been discharged only through hard labor. Hard labor with no wages, working at— wait for it— the production of textiles.>“You people, incapable of accepting the world as it is,” says the man to whom the world handed everything. If no Anne, if no rescue, if this is defeat for me, then know this: You and I were neck and neck in this race right till the end.>But, Jesus, did I make up a lot of ground to catch you.K I N OINO
>>216472256One of the worst shows even before the gay pirate shite
>>216474751Rackham was based and deserves his pirate harem. Yjk Woodrow was fucking seething when he escaped.
>>216472409>@grok, saar, please do the needful and post me an epic roast of Black Sails about Long Silver John doing the homosex
>>216474459It's not just that, she's an archetype character that started appearing in post 2010 shit that's always the same: sanctimonious, smug, complaining, and over and over again we're told they're geniuses even though nothing they do ever shows them as that. They're also always women and mostly minorities because it deflects from their characters being written terribly.These characters litter like CW shows and Netflix garbage but there was no reason Starz needed to shit up their niche show with this crap. This'd be like if Kristen Bell in Deadwood outsmarted everyone and lived to the end instead of getting beaten, shot in the head, and fed to pigs.
THEY MADE CALICO JACK A BETA PUSSYWHIPPED INCEL THAT IS ONLY ALLOWED TO GET OFF FROM PEGGINGIN REAL LIFE HE WAS A BADASS SWASHBUCKLER AND GOT KATE PREGNANT
>>216473502what about maritime patois?
>>216472409being a butt pirate is actually not anymore gay than being a regular pirate if you stop to think about it because they are both after the booty
>>216472409Why are all pirates also butt pirates? Because they just aarr.
>>216477186yarg!
sex with idelle
>>216473331who cares she was way hotter than Bonnie
>>216472274>lesbian sexpost it
>>216472256>oh no, a hot chick with big boobs, my movie is ruined!I swear this board is gayer than /lgbt/ some times.
>>216472256Based lesbian gooner bait. Sad that the show lasted long enough into the woke era for Cap flint to become an actual booty pirate.
