12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Federation property, 22 counts of piracy in high space, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape and 1 moving violation
how can one man be so based?
>>216473744he had an angle
>>216473709I too have seen this recommended to me in the YouTube algorithm. However, unlike you, autist, I saw the movie before the algorithm.
The original Zap Branigan
>>216473709Don't worry, he has an angle.
>>216473709Canonically he was innocent
>>216473882What?
>>216473997I forgot the set up but Captain Sternn was being set up as a criminal even though he was innocent.Got kicked out of the space military and ends up saving the day in some time travel plot with dinosaurs
>>216473810are there any respectable human white males in futurama
>>216474108But in the context of the movie, he is demonstrably a corrupt back stabbing murderer.
>>216474153He was acting like that in the comic. He acted like a scum bag so people wouldn't know he was a hero
>>216474173But he did murder Hanover Fist.
>>216474126Professor farnsworth
>>216474282Fist was gay so it was okay
>>216474126Are there any respectable characters in Futurama?
Behold! The time I used my unfathomable EVIL to get the cab driver laid by the hot chick with BIG TITS!
>>216474362Hermes before they decided they needed him to be a scum bag too. Leela is an ok person other than being bitchy. Zoidburg obviously.
>>216474442That wasn't the point of that story.
>>216473810>>216474126>>216474362>I resent being compared to such an unscrupulous and debauched character as Captain Sternn... Now, if you will excuse me, I have business with some lovely females at the gentlemens' club. Good day, gentlemen.
>>216474509Then what about the I used my EVIL to get the jewish chick with BIG TITS to fuck the nebish robot?
>>216473709https://youtu.be/a76iHztgzVg?si=XAnXVcFk8cgnDGRJ
>>216474487>>216474560>Least immature Heavy Metal fan
>>216475659Those were actually pretty funny, calm down
Fans of Heavy Metal will probably like this animated 23m video also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8I_VgWI_xsLike Heavy Metal, it's more of a mood piece. All the music is by Rush.
>>216477286They were. And I posted that tongue-in-cheek as a Heavy Metal fan myself. I love it, but I can admit it's a bit goofy.
>>216477383>All the music is by Rush.You should have started with that I almost dismissed it. How the fuck have I never heard of it?
>>216473709>37 counts of rape
>>216478492kek>>216473806you're literally in the matrix. There is only the algorithm
