eggs edition
>>216474576Thanks to this show for curing my insomnia.
>>216474576>eggs>avocado>bacondo americans really?
DAILY REMINDER:>The Plurbians are going to use Karen's frozen ova and Diabaté's sperm to gestate a genetically immune fetus and harvest its immune stem cells so they can reverse engineer a way to Plurb the remaining humans
>>216474606How the fuck is that weird to you
>>216474642they are ok but not all together in a single sandwich
>>216474642avocado belongs in guacamole and das it
Apologize.
>>216474642there's no herring
>>216474642they can't grow avocados because they live in wastelands that can only grow shit like potatoesso those things are exotic luxuries since they live in shit holes
Is this show actually good. I cannot justify getting apple+.
>>216474679I posted that
>>216463604it's funny to me that every show/movie keeps casting these undetermined individuals just because they're pushing globalism and anons keep watching this trash.
>>216474628Doesnt matter because they still cant plurb them without their consent.
when are these guys coming back, i thought the show was gonna be about them
I just finished the available episodes, Carol a shit. Pirate lady best girl
>Can't even pluck an apple from a tree because this is "harm" (even though it's not actually)>Happily fly and drive around vehicles even though this is basically guaranteed to kill insects and even birds>Specifically say "any form of life" even though that obviously can't apply to microbesIs this supposed to be a sign the plurbs are dumb, the plurbs are lying, or Vince is dumb?
>>216474792The Plurbs are lying or Vince isn't as smart as he thinks he is.
>>216474792I mean even walking on grass would be against their code if apple picking isn't allowed.
GIGAWATTS?
>>216474792Most likely lying, if they aren't willing to figure out a sufficient way to have foodstuffs past 10 years then they don't actually care about life.
>>216474702They absolutely can and have plurbed without consent. They promised not to harvest cells from Carol's body. If they were to develop a way to plurb her without doing that, they would.
>>216474702They don't see integrating the non plurbs as harming them, they see it as saving them so they don't need their consent
>John Cenareally?
>>216474792i really really hope the plurbs are lying because this is already so boring
My favorite book>The Holy PlurbleMy favorite film>The Lord of the PlurbsMy favorite band>PlurbtallicaMy favorite dish>Plurb-au-vinMy favorite car>PlurbcedesMy favorite country>The United Plurbdom
ahhh im plurbing
>>216474966It was funny. I laughed.
>>216474792Going with vince is dumb but lying is on the table. I just don't have any idea what the truth behind that kie would be, or why they would tell such a lie, or act the way they have if they were lying. Surely microbes can't count or else there would be major problems with cooking alone. So i don't see why a culture of cells couldn't work as food. Apparently dairy is okay, are eggs? Both of those industries cause harm to animals. I guess they do it all ethically. I just don't see how they could do anything while sticking to such a rigid moral code. It's like the strawman "takedown" that vegans can't eat bread because of yeast, except if they were actually like that.
>guy makes you breakfast even though he didn't get you fuck you(maybe?)>still act like a dick to himWhy is Carol so autistic?
lmao imagine getting dumped by the whole planet. carol is such a loser
>>216474702>they still cant plurb them without their consent.Imagine having this poor a grasp on language.
>>216475215Based on those flashbacks I have no idea how Helen tolerated her.
there was literally no problem with plurbuses
>>216475142They're lying because the goal is depopulation, they don't want carol and the others to find out because she can hamper their plans with her powers of emotional outburst
>hello pluribus, my old friend>i've come to shout at you again>your mind-prison is softly creeping>with stem cells while I was sleeping>for cognition to be planted in my brain>for you to reign>through the sound of sine waves
>>216475215ok this is funny
>>216474792Nowhere is it stated that plurbs act in the best interest of the human species.
>>216474642I just do the avocado with steak seasoning ( like the kind you shake on it before grilling it ) its basically salt pepper and dried onions. Bacon would have the salt. The eggs seem redundant but I'd try it. Maybe making the bacon into bits would be easier to eat.
>>216474792>Is this supposed to be a sign the plurbs are dumb, No they are supposed to have the intelligence of everyone on the planet>the plurbs are lying, Its established that they cant lie>or Vince is dumb?The correct answer.
The idiot audience of this show really can't get it thought their thick head that there aren't billions of plurbed peoople. There are 13 survivors and 1 plerb.
>>216474902>>216474923>>216475230>Show establishes all these rules>Contrarian on /tv/ ignoring everything: actually its wrong and im smarter
>>216475149Don't worry, season finale will be them reconciling and becoming friends, with a closing shot of them engaging in platonic handholding
>>216475318>*Plurbs 99.9999% of the population without their consent*>hurrr durrr they cant Plurb you without consent
>you will never be a surviving individual who has the freedom to roadtrip and see the world with whatever qt waifu plurb companion you want before you finally satisfy the bucket list and an hero on streamjdimsa
>"there's no war", "peace across the land", "this is a utopia">MILLIONS OF HUMANS DIE FROM ANIMAL ATTACKS, AFTER GIVING UP APEX-PREDATOR STATUS>BILLIONS OF HUMANS DIE FROM STARVATION, AFTER OPTING OUT OF THE NATURAL FOOD CHAINSurely Carol just needs to wait this out and continually remind the 10 immunes that they're responsible for enabling this
>>216475350Since when were 99.9999% of the population immune?
>>216475350They can't plurb the survivors without their consent because the only way they know how to do that involves hurting them, which is something they've said they can't do. You are somehow too stupid for a Vince Gilligan show
>>216475272Ayys send a probe 100s of thousands of years ago finds cave monkeys about to discover fire. Sends their dna code to Omicron Persei 8. It will take that long for them to arrive so they start sending virus transmission that will soften humanity up ensuring no resistance when they arrive. Or maybe they never intend to arrive - or maybe the virus would affect them to because panspermia is correct or they're afraid of germs and they just want to keep earthlings from developing enough to be a threat.If it fails, then they will send the Drop followed by squashing the solar system into the second dimension.
>>216475336Don't they need to repopulate the world?
wait is this show just the modern lost but more heavy handed
A show where the plurbed society was "working" and Carol had to put some effort into arguments to the other immunes or hive mind on why freedom and individuality outweigh permanent comfort and peace could be interesting. But if they're literally starving themselves to death there's no interesting discussion or debate to be had, and I guess the other immunes really are just retarded.
>>216475435This show isn't really a mystery. It's just such an interesting premise that you watch to see what happens next
what if they're avoiding her for this long because they can't risk being questioned about her eggs which will guarantee her flipping out again
>>216474606if you don't live near california or mexico your avocados definitely taste like shit, my condolences
>>216475503Plurbs figured they don't need 7 billion to run the planet effectively.
Carol is fucking annoying holy shit. And there are actual women on USA just like her. Jesus fucking christ
>>216475435Pluribus bears absolutely no resemblance to Lost in any respect whatsoever
>>216475523Can you take someone's stem cells from their frozen eggs? Pretty sure it's from bone marrow
Why don't they just densely populate some islands (a.k.a kill boxes) with large animals again and then let the immunes in with hunting rifles, etc? Why don't the immunes tell them to do this and even lie that they won't do it (but then they actually do)?
>>216475543She's autistic, most of the thinking was done by that chick that died.
>>216475383>the only way they know how to do that involves hurting themWhich means they will try to find a way to Plurb them that doesn't hurt them. How does it feel to be retarded?
>>216474716Very funny that the two sensible anti Plur characters come from Western(ish) cultures.
>>216475568I think the biggest source of stem cells is dead fetuses so they'll impregnate like 100 women with her eggs until someone has a miscarriage by pure chanceI think umbilical coords also have it so we'll probably have a time skip to 9 months or something100% Carol will have to kill the mother and baby to make sure she doesn't get plurbed or something like that
>>216475383read the thread before calling people retarded
>>216475559really, you dont see any similarities
>So... does anything happen?>No, nothing
>>216475559They're both filmed with cameras dickhead
>>216475383>You are somehow too stupid for a Vince Gilligan showThis is the average /tv/ watcher
I am on episode 4 at moment, I am still waiting for the "ah right, gottcha"
>>216475654There are none
was slapping Pirate lady on her pussy really that necessary to the plot?
>>216474576>>216474606I unironically bought a bag of avocados the day after this episode aired. Never tried the fork method to spread it on toast until after I saw Carol do it
>>216475701>I am still waiting for the "ah right, gottcha"no idea what you mean by this but you sound like an insufferable retard
>>216475715whys the bacon so overcooked
>>216475701I watched episode 6 first thinking it was episode 1 but I was only half paying attention deciding if I would continue. Then when I got back to ep 6 again I thought it was flashbacks. Watching a second time with my daughter, we watched episode 1.( the first time for me). Watching it in that order didn't affect my enjoyment actually.
>>216475743Koumba is a third worlder and third worlders like their meat overcooked
>>216475710idk, if it turns out the immune are not a random group of people, then it's pretty much lost
>>216475788I think they're probably completely random.
>>216475788No it isn't and they are random anyway
>>216474576Why are lesbians so miserable?
>>216475743>he doesn't like crispy baconYou must be British/Indian or something.
>>216475848She's mad that the sexiest women already got scooped up by the french guy
>"I want to be with my aunt"
>>216475715I want to fertilize carol's eggs.yes I'm aware she probably has zero left, I'd still try
>like 2 scenes with a harem of women>not a single one with big tits
>>216475753That is so retarded, that I don't believe you.
>>216475914I want you to be my aunt
>>216475968Hot women on a 2025 tv show? You're dreaming.
>>216475715I really enjoyed that scene for some reason.It may not be as good as They Call me Trinity's bean scene, but this is a high tier food scene nonetheless for me. I better see people posting the clip in the food webm threads.
>>216475743Do americans actually eat bacon when the fat is still pale and the meat is pinkish red?Disgusting.
>>216475728I am sorry, please do not shout at me, you will kill millions
>>216475968Couma was a brokie and only saw old movies with thin hot women.
>>216475968
>>216476049Bacon should look like anywhere from 4-6Carols is at 9
>>216476130You're blind that's literally a 7-8 which is perfect.
>>216475559Pluribus should've done an ensemble cast and made the takeover the full season instead of just the first episode. And it should've delved into the philosophical/ethical/political issues that could be explored in this setting instead of not really saying anything.
>>216476130>>216476141>/plurb/ general's most compelling debate is about bacon
>>216475968this show has gay kiss in Episode 1. No hot woman allowed.
>>216476130For me it's 6
>>216476156That would have cost a ton of money and a small production like Apple wouldn't be able to afford it.
>>216476130If the fat is still partly white its raw. Anything below 6 is a crime.
>>216476141>burnt meat>perfect
>>216476219Muslims and Indians shouldn't have a say in how pork should be cooked.
this show fucking sucks ass fuck you retards for memeing it on me I want my 40 minutes back right now
>>216476130I'm more of a 5 guy myself.
>>2164761305 is perfect. Also avocado is one of the most overrated foods. Even if it's the perfect ripeness and seasoned well it's really not that good. Give me a good tomato instead.
>>216474576Pluripits
>>216475715The scrambled eggs represent Carol's own eggs. The avocado represents beaners like Manousos. Carol combines eggs and avocados together like Carol and Manousos are going to combine together and save the world. Bravo Vince
>>216476182>its rawgenuinely retarded
>>216476359What does the bacon represent?
>>216476271Everyone got bamboozled because Kim was legitimately one of the best female characters ever written for TV. But Carol is annoying and the show is a snooze fest. No "BRAVO VINCE" to be found here.
>>216474576It's been 2 weeks since the joining. Jimmy would have saved the world already if he were there.
>>216476574Virtually any other TV protagonist would have made more progress. Fucking Lucy Ball would be handling the plurbs better.
>>216475288Corporate LLMs have the entire corpus of human text jammed inside them but they usually can't solve simple math problems.
>>216476685Lucy would've poisoned all the plurbs with vitameatavegamin
>>216476709Much less of a problem nowadays. In that they are pretty good at solving more complex math.
>Hehehehe
>>216475383?? she literally said they could tho. The whole if you saw someone drowning would you throw them a life preserver spiel
I cannot fucking wait to kill myself
The RNA virus was Dark Forest attack designed to make any species replicating it docile to the point of dying off.
>>216474576Do you think when the plurbs evacuated the casino, they took all the egg cartons so as to not upset Carol?
>>216477466omg what a unique idea that nobody has thought of yet. You must be some kind of Sherlock Holmes like figure.
>>216477466But they would be making their homeworld a target for any even more powerful civilization that can receive the signal, decode it, and then understand that it is meant as an attack. And they would necessarily have to be broadcasting it from their homeworld.
>>216477760NTA but in my mind the signal that reached earth is not from the civilization that original conceived of the virus. It's probably not even the second third fourth or fiftieth bounce of that signal.
>>216477466>happens to only work on humans>doesn't just kill them directlySure bro
>>216477760Unless their homework has a vaccine against it or they're immune.
>>216476574Rhea feets...
>>216477808If it allows the target civilization to build an Africa-sized antenna to retransmit the signal, then it isn't a very good civilization-ending weapon. Any civilization targeted by the signal will starve before it can retransmit. That's how we know the origin of the signal is the absolute originator.
>>216477920>If it allows the target civilization to build an Africa-sized antenna to retransmit the signal, then it isn't a very good civilization-ending weapon.it is if they all starve and die
>>216477920Now that I think about it, if humans are wiped out even after they built the array who would be there to maintain it? Do they keep like a few million people alive just so they can do maintenance work?
i need the "when someone says something so hivemind phobic you gotta hit em with the plurb stare" meme
>>216477984Yes but they are starving and dying before they can build the antenna that will retransmit the message which is why we know that the planet that transmitted the message to Earth isn't isn't a victim of the message as well because they would have starved and died before they had the chance to build the Africa-sized antenna mentioned in the first episode that would have been powerful enough to transmit the message to Earth god it's like you people can't understand conditional logic and hypotheticals
>>216477996>Do they keep like a few million people alive just so they can do maintenance work?Probably yeah. That's probably exactly what they do.
As many of you guys know, Vince Gilligan’s new show Pluribus came out recently. On /tv/ we got 2 generals dedicated to the tv show: #pluribustv (the general with the problems) and #Pluribus_TVshow. The issue is that users started to notice that the mod team of #pluribustv is stacked with power moderators including one of the most infamous /tv/ moderators (A mod of 219 generals, think of #drive, but worse).This mod was already a subject of other posts here, too: Several users get banned for pointing out that a moderator is stealing content. A whole general is created to expose the situation, which is also promptly banned. Mods of #betterCallSaul and #TheBoys speak out. Anyway, the trouble restarted again with this moderator on #pluribustv. He’s been doing the same stuff I discussed on the summary. He’s been removing posts and comments and banning users left and right. If this wasn't sufficient, he's been also deleting posts and stealing then, posting as himself. People affected are flocking to #pluribus_TVshow to discuss this.
>>216478039we don't know how long any of those things are going to take
>>2164780244u
>>216477098After years of training. The Plurbussy is only a few days old in the show and the signal to noise ratio is still high.
>>216478075What a worthless post.
>>216478075No wonder I've been able to get away with tons of shitposting lately. He's been too distracted ruining your faggy general lmao
>>216478044That makes sense, they can probably automate maintenance but robots tend to not be as hearty as actual humanoids. They can also malfunction over time. Also they should make two arrays to counteract signal loss due to rotation.
>>216474663so separate but equal?
>>216475848women biologically need dick and semen inside them every single day or they start to go crazy
>>216478075Nice schizo fan ficitionAnyways whos gonna get plurbed out of the 13 survivors first?Its either that chinese kid or couma. I don't think the hive likes carol enough to plurb her.
>>21647613010 is the only correct answer
can we assume carol has no living relatives? she didn't try to call anyone to check if they were plurbed or dead.
Wouldn't building an Africa size antenna involve cutting down trees, plants, and harming animals?
>>216478257not if youre careful
>>216478257The plurbs lie.
>>216478257Ugh....they not only did that scene with him...i bet they fucked. everyone in hollywood is a whore anywaysI am getting tired of my virginity, of my inceldomI think about going ER sometimes you know
>>216478251There might be some who didn't agree with her lesbianism like her mother
>>216478257no
>>216474686Very good chance you'll be disappointed but not as much "this is bad" as "this wasn't worth getting apple+ for". Just pirate it like the rest of us.
>>216478257I have been mad about that scene and those girls. I know that one, that's Maaaaaaaaaaaax Reeves, the other one i know, that's Anna Mhairi the one with the biggest ass.I am tired of being an incel and a virgin. Bugonia pissed me off first. I am just like the Bugonia schizo.I keep my uniform, my vest, the rifles, the clothing and the ammunition locked but you think a girl would like me that? you think a girl would smile at me like that? I am getting mad
>>216478410considering her parents sent her to gay Christian conversion therapy camp, yeah, probably
>>216475367Carol is going to be the fucking queen of "I told you so".
>>216478433I really wanna see Jeeta's reaction when her son tells her>I'm sorry, we just need some space right nowand just walks away, she's probably going to try to kill Carol
>>216476130>>216475743I would understand saying it was cooked bad if the hivemind did it but we have no reason to believe Diabetes can actually cook.
>>2164761304 & 5 are unacceptable floppy unrendered filth
>>216478464Maybe her son gets recycled for food since he isn't doing anything essential>It's okay pajeeta, you can still talk with your son through any other plurb! *sips HDP juice*
what, hahah no one wants to rape max reeves? only little old me? shame
Dog food doesn't sound that bad in an end of the world scenario. Cat food is where I'd draw the line
*excavates*
>>216478554Get yourself a girlfriend who can *excavate*
>>216478554best girl
>>216478548you don't like fish and cheddar? it's mixed
normalfags all over this thread cant even think about rape. my god, maybe youre all the hivemind, i havent left my home in ages. maybe you are a hivemind, maybe i should wear the suit, last human alive. youre all a hivemind of normalfags
that 4chan downtime really triggered the shizos
>>216478548The google AI thing tells me dog food tastes okayish if you season it a little.
>>216478593you're brown
>>216478613I spent the whole time pacing around in my bedroom, considered going outside for a walk even. Shit was a struggle.
>>216478655what am i not i am not even sure who i really amlook lets make a deal how i kill you and we call it a day normalfag piece of shit, invaded my site
>>216478593>maybe youre all the hivemind
>>216478681normalfag like you people, like the people who made this showthey have sex, i dont have sex, I am like joan of arc, holy
>>216478696have sex incel
>>216478593>still part of the incel hivemind in 2025>sentient
>>216478713i cant have it, ive been complaining for agesi canti want you to take a closer looki want you to take a deeper lookat my problemand youll understand the why understand the why i cant and why i feel you and everyone else is my enemy, you all sort of are that way you know? did you know that?i want you to take a closer look>>216478257you think any girl wants to smile at me, like thisi dont think so anon, did you know that?
>>216478696Well, consider yourself uninvited from the zoom meetings
>>216478735I don't know why you can't, are you ugly or deformed? Sorry if thats the case
>>216474628why dont you retards realize that the plurbs actually being evil is the most uninteresting plotline ever conceived? vince is smarter than you
>>216478767Why can't you have sex though
>tfw 4chan is no longer a hivemind>now zoomers and browns just bicker and argue just for the sake of arguing >we used to do cool shit>we used to be cool
>>216478759>>216478756what if he mogs me, the actor i bet they fucked hereive been made aware that photos mean sex happened, did you know that though?>>216478257what if he mogs me huh? he had the scene i bet they fucked him i bet the world is having sex right now, all of you, maybe all of you are fucking right nowBUT DID YOU KNOW THAT THOUGH?https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/216218884/#216218884https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/216218884/#216218884https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/216218884/#216218884
>>216478806Anyone got an idea what this old fag is talking about?
Jannies ban this spammer my god.
>>216478805Probably a micropenis
>>216478805ive been blackpilled, i know that all woman alive are a hivemind, they want chads, chads only.
>>216478805thats right, its like this show, they work the same womenwomen are plurbs, they are a hivemind, they only want chads it comes from evolution. they are seeking only chads for nature, only chads, onlyfans, weird coincidence huh? as if the fans cant be chads, simps and betabucks, thats how it works, its in the name.But they are a hivemind, they only want chads.Look at this guy he is not a chad but he is a high tier normie statusmaxxed as an actor, the blackpill says it like plus well hes tall right? so in a way he is a chad enough, for women and look at how happy they are with himlook >>216478257but you knew that
this show, could it be blackpilled on women. i am starting to believe women can be a hive mind that hates non chads, like me.its war in a waywomen are said to be a hive mind i dont know i dont talk to women but my research says they are a hive mind, they only want chad cock, they live off that.hahahahso you think that actress, she is a whore for doing a nude scene, but she wouldnt do one for a non chad, impossible, and i bet they fuckedand a lack of sex is how they are destroying non chads, they dont fuck them, only chads are fucking now, pussy? only chads. non chads? onlyfans
>>216478875If you go out into the world you will see many women with non-chads. It is possible.What you need to do is observe and imitate the mating habits of the animal kingdom. For example, some birds will display bright plumage and do a funny little dance to attract a mate.
>>216478969I think if you are a reclusive solitary person, and you're only window onto the world is a screen, then you will have a warped view.Consider going out and buying some cheap bright clothes, and strutting around as if you are the bees knees. Imagine the song "staying alive" playing in your head as you walk around.https://youtu.be/fNFzfwLM72c
>>216479007I am going to rape and kill you, and your kids if you have them.This guy he mogs me...and I feel no girl will like me like that, you get what i mean>>216478257
>>216478969It's things like this that are the reason you'll never get the plurbussy.
Please stop engaging with the shizoposter
I hope that nasty street shitter woman character dies. gross nasty thing
They must have fucked, why else take a pic like that, and yes im literally like elliot rodgers>>216478257No girl will fuck me...I've never seen a naked woman even
This guys just talking to himself right? Well there goes /plurb/ threads until the next episode.
>>216479114This is the warped view I spoke of, it is an entirely normal picture that a group of people might take, they worked together as actors, took a pic. He may have fucked all three of them for all I know, or none of them, but it is not normal to think so just from a pic of some actors hanging out and smiling for a selfie
I am more than willing to talk to all versions of myself.>>216479160I am not warped, I know what i SEE. You know what I'll research this, I'll meditate on this and the answer will come to me, and I'll post it, and it will be the truth and i will know thanks to the astral plane if they fucked or not. I am a virgin and an incel, ive never seen a woman naked at 25 years old.
I dont like this show.Btw do you guys think they fucked or not? Why else would a girl take pics like that?
>>216475848unless they're a tall ultra butch dyke, their body and their sexuality is directly in conflict with what they crave: straight women.a typical dyke and a straight woman both have a receptive sexuality, both want to be pursued. the straight woman will always prefer a man over a dyke unless her brain can be tricked into acceptance with a tall ultra butch dyke (which are very rare in numbers).it's an eternal case of fox and sour grapes, because unlike faggots the dyke cannot use her sexuality to make it work. if the faggot is a bottom or submissive he could let a straight man pound his throat or his hole. if the faggot is a top he could still enjoy sucking off the straight man and enjoy the rare prize of having a straight. the ultra butch could tongue out a straight woman and enjoy it. what's a typical bottom bitch dyke going to do?>but she could just go for another dyke, she doesn't have to try with a straight woman, WTF are you talking aboutwhat are YOU talking about. the vast, VAST majority of dykes are bottoms, and even as they seethe at straight women they desire them. plenty of them find their fellow dykes lame. the reality is that it's a demographic that's almost universally a bunch of bottoms - so no one is pursuing or mounting anyone. even among faggots enough of them are tops to make the dynamic work. they are male, so they'll still crave to plap.dykes don't do this. they just sit around and seethe, because they don't initiate. and the few of them that could pass as a man at first glance since they're actually butch are absolutely going to scoop up a straight woman instead of being with a miserable dyke - like Carol.their sexuality sort of inherently doesn't work for most of them and it has nothing to do with wider society actually; they are bottoms in nature through and through. this is why they're so often fixated on 50-50: everything must be divided down the middle and shared, including topping because virtually none of them want to top.
>>216479325Can you use your sexual knowledge to investigate this case?>>216479322>>216479182>>216479160>>216478950
>PLURB SOME SUGAR ON ME!>OOOH, IN THE NAME OF LOVE!>PLURB SOME SUGAR ON ME!>C'MON, FIRE ME UP!>POUR YOUR SUGAR ON ME!>I CAN'T GET ENOUGH!
>>216479182>I am more than willing to talk to all versions of myself.Plurbed
>>216479378>>216479343I think they fucked because why take a pic like that. The girls maaaax reeves and the other two they dont have photos with the rest of the cast
In the end it's probably Carol's dumbness that will save the day, like Fry in Futurama she probably has an abnormal brain that protects her from the hivemind and her stupidity actively hurts the plurbs.
>>216479399Ok just like Carol I cant have sex
>>216474702yes they can. they only need consent to stick a needle in carol. if they could infect her right now they would, even if she doesn't consent
>>216478772They are evil just not in the usual twirling villain way. What Vince is smart about is playing with the tropes. We had Contact at the start but it’s not a space travel vehicle it’s just a recipe to get plurbed. We had invasion of the body snatchers but it’s a fait accompli and she’s immune. Then a bit more on the Pod People track and general alien invasion as she tries to form a resistance and do Science Man scenes to uncover their secrets. But the other survivors don’t help and she’s useless. We had Söylent Green but it’s got a “rational” explanation. Vince is basically gaslighting Carol through every sci fi plot. The big end of season reveal must be the building of a new array set that’s as large as africa as they hinted in the opener. Plurbs exist to spread. Could be more about their design too, are they remaking the world for their own makers? Or is that another red herring?
>the hivemind is le evil!!!Imagine being this media illiterate
>>216479496>noooo stop enjoying it wronggo watch Dead Poet's Society and then come back
>>216474576it's obvious using the humans as hosts isn't a long term plan because what is the point if they are all going to die? they better get done whatever they plan on doing in the next 10 years and move onto the next host.
>>216474716>when the creator is not high IQ enough to put in a high IQ quote
>>216474792the plurbs are lying and have been lying nonstop about all sorts of shit to keep informational advantages over the immunes.lying about whats in their drink prevents immunes tastetesting their drinks.lying about starving gives the immunes a problem to solve to distract them.
>>216479818If it was revealed now that they could lie it would be straight up bad writing. I'm pretty sure they can't lie, only omit.
>>216475298>"if i get you drunk does the whole world get drunk?">"no">injects her with truth serum>only she feels effects
Sorry for earlier guys. I had a therapy sessioj with ai about my ctush on max reeves
>>216479868>if I inject this numbing agent into your gums will your whole body go numb?That's what you're asking.
>>216474576NO EGSSCAROL IS 42>>216474628For the hundredth time, retard, if the baby is immune they can’t harm it or harvest its stem cells either.You don’t need a fetus to make stem cells from an egg. They’re just going to harvet her DNA and inject it into stem cells.
who
>>216479451Doesn’t make any sense when just a few episodes ago they see unaffected people as drowning and that they will have to save them regardless of consent.
>>216474686It’s boring as shit. Vince Gillian jerking himself off with reddit philosophy and extended “le slice of life” no-dialogue shots>>216474792Not to mention Zosia was able to dig up Carols gardenVince has no fucking clue what he’s writing
>>216479643>if they are all going to die?Proofs?
>>216479347SHE WANT TO PLURB ME WHOASHE WANTS TO LOVE ME WHOASHE’LL NEVER LEAVE ME WHOA WHOA OH OHDONT TRUST A PLURBNEVER TRUST A PLURBCAUSE A PLURB WONT TRUST ME
>>216479924Kissing someone to infect someone = 1 step to infectionsGetting the stem cells then infecting them leaves the step of getting the stem cells which they physically cannot do.
>>216479951Last episode the plurb said it has a calorie deficit and is going to starve
>>216479849>lying is only lying by commissionlike Carol said in a moment of not being retarded.... i see all the lawyers are still here.it's all the same thing, assuming they cant lie by commission just lie by ever other means is an informational advantage they have built for themselves by being good liars.
>>216479976SHE FROZE HER EGGSTHE PLURB SAID IT WONT TAKE STEM CELLS FROM HER >BODY<ITS GOING TO MAKE STEM CELLS FROM HER EGGS
>>216479992When did they said this?
>>216479911I could get her pregnant
>>216480016They would need to fertilize the eggs to extract the stem cells and it still doesn’t guarantee that it would be 100% work on Carol. And once the egg is fertilized, based on their moral code would they still be able to extract the stem cells?
>>216475715What was the point of making that guy fascinated by her making avocado toast and then making just like her as if hes never seen it before? They put a lot of attention on that.
>>216475743Im pretty sure he said he burnt it on accident
>>216480125cease this at once
>>216479908>indian boy with smaller prefontal cortex gets baited by Carol>some men at the gambling scene raise their hand to join Coombas orgy but get deniedwhen half your face is paralyzed from numbing injection you are told to be extra careful not to chew yourself.
>>216480125>lesbians draw fiction about them being cnc'd by all of humanity
>>216480012I've never commissioned a lie before. Must be me.
>>216480128Hes open to Carol's ideas. He doesn't hate or not care about her.
>>216480125>Shows a women gooning over soft rapeReddit is in the other side of ther internet bro, why are you here?
>"carol you don't understand I HAVE to consciously puppet an entire species because it's in our genes it's just naturally what I must do"i feel like this is the only lie and that it can resist the urge
>>216480237>"carol you don't understand I HAVE to consciously puppet an entire species because it's in our genes it's just naturally what I must do"yeah I tried that in court, it didn't hold up
>>216480128he flies around in air force one and recreates scenes from hollywood filmshis character is an america-phile and she is the last freedom loving american on earth.... he copies her because he wants to be her.
>>216480274he did all that shit because it's baller and he's a baller
>>216479868If one of your fingers break, you can still use the other ones. If one of their brains get high you can still use other ones.I don't get how this is hard to understand.
There's a rumor going around that the plurbs are mutating.
>>216480128white americans eat avocados in a certain way with toast
>>216480274>>216480193But he made the food. Why did he make food he didn't know how to eat?Did the plurbs tell him to make this for her because they know she likes it?
>>216480310Its true. The Gap title is refering to the gap between each varient and how its widening.
I plurbed for 16 hours what'd I miss
>>216474642errrrmmm it's like, LE RACIST
>>216474576Guys we desperately need to get white girls dating exclusively black men. I'm serious.
>>216480323Its an american hotel anon. I'm sure they don't have indian curry, eggplant, okra or pineapple stored in their fridges.
why are none of the 12 people doing anything interesting? at least the black dude is having fun. Does creativity not exist in this world?
>>216474686It's alrightShould have been a single episode of Black Mirror
>>216480323Carol's way isn't the normal way to eat that
>>216474792Vince doesn't know how apples work. He thinks the tree wants to keep them.
>>216480387I assure you americans eat tumeric, okra, eggplant, and pineapple.
>>216476386Porking
>>216480337I don't know about that. But people saying this episode is named after the Durian gap or whatever are probably taking the bait.
>>216480419It doesYer going to hell, apple eater
>>216475251>They're lying because the goal is depopulation,This. The plurb signal is a forerunner for an alien colonization. The plan is to dipose of the native sentient species before the colonists land.
>>216480394Im guessing they just wanna live with their family as normal and dont want drama. Some may have turned by now by opting in
FUCKIN APPLESHOW DO THEY WORK?
>>216474792>Retarded hypocritical virus that invents rules on a go is retarted hypocritical virusGeez i dunnoProbably plurbs too smart n shit gunn build rocket to fly space soon!What a retarded board
>>216480125>They would need to fertilize the eggs to extract the stem cellsNope, they wouldn’t. Shut the fuck up if you don’t know medical science
>>216480085You can’t bait me
>>216475251why would they lie about that but not anything else? why wouldnt they lie and tell carol there is no way to reverse it? why wouldnt they lie and keep the immune away from each other to isolate them and make them easier to control? if they can lie why cant they be violent? why cant they just force the immune to join? why cant they force feed the paraguayan?you dont have to come up with retarded headcanon for every story you are told, sometimes an author is simply being honest about the rules of the world theyve created
>>216480458This.Idk why I keep reading posts that think the virus is trying to wipe out humanityThe plurbs are supposed to be and extremely moral being, thats why they are choosing to starve out most of the population. Theres literally nothing else beyond that.>bu bu but le plurbs dey kill 10%They probably did that out of desperation. Military probably forced them to do so after they culled a good number of them.Its clear the plurbs have their own moral rules and if carol wasn't retarded we'd get an answer to this by now.
>>216480128Carol knows her own mind, knows what she wants and likes, has preferences and desires.Hes easily influenced, suggestible, what he does/wants changes based on who hes around, what hes exposed to. Hes unimaginative and acting out of convention, a role.They are setting up that while the audience is shown him acting the high-roller at Canto Bight its because the plurb put that in front of him and suggested he do that, so technically hes not a rapist, they groomed him.>>216480457The fallen apples the plurb gladly eats are analogous to Carols eggs. She will ask 'where are all the kids' or something and the plurb will tell that her eggs got processed for food. Nightmare fuel for the cat ladies watching this show.
>>216480523The s0i redditors explained it perfectly already anon. They real nerds! Its a perfeclty s0ientific theory! Get rekt chuddie.
So are there any twists to the story that aren't carol being too much of a retard to realise what's going on? Because otherwise this show is pretty boring.
>>216474642Those creatures are not even human. Don't bother replying to them
Does Zosia still need to do poos?
>>216480689Yeah, but it's all liquid
>When your plurb is long>And the plurb, the plurb is yours alone>When you're sure you've plurbed enough>Of this life, well plurb on>Don't let plurbself go>'Cause everyplurby cries>Everyplurby hurts sometimes
>>216480394All non whites, and a low energy bereaved alcoholic dyke.
>>216480557Because lying for them is hard to muster. Like how they can't take verbal abuse, lying causes disunity which forces pluribus to struggle for control.
>>216480394They all have their families and I think them acting as their old unplurbed selves is enough for the rest of them to just live like nothing happened.Notice the three survivors that are focused on are all without loved ones.
>>216480394Because there's not a single white man among them.
>>216480394Maybe they are and Vince just hasn't shown it to us yet. Some of them might have a secret resistance movement/plan, but they aren't doing it openly like Carol. Vince might just show us Carol bumbling around like an idiot before showing us the actually competent immunes.
>>216480989Most of those survivors are from complete shitholes with retard-tier average IQs, they won't do shit. And before you say China/Japan, we already know those are useless old fucks.
>>216481031the indonesian woman would definitely speak english, that's an upper class name in bali, you have to learn it in school
>>216481031Have we met the japanese one yet? He might consider it a matter of ho-ne-ru to avenge his plurbed family with his ka-ta-na
>>216475253Anyone bother to check this signal?
>>216481063>Ida Ayu Dewi: From Bali. A 23-year-old contortionist and dancer.She's just another whore, anon.
>>216481031Who were the ones that were already on screen?I don't think my autism is strong enough to keep track of these names.Yes, I know carol, indian bitch, koumba, and menusos but the rest I don't remember.
>>216481114whores love anglo sexpat dick
This bullshit ass show is already nominated for a Golden Globe for best drama series
>>216481173Would be hilarious if she ended up being a female version of diabetus. But Vince wouldn't be that based.
>>216481170we also saw the chinese woman, mongolian man and the girl from peru
>>216481170Kusimayu the peruvian girl, Otgonbayar and Xiu Mei were the old farts.
>>216475523the thing about the eggs is that we're all expecting it because we know how tv works and the line in an earlier episode could be a set up for later. Carol probably doesn't remember that conversation and might not have thought about her frozen eggs in years so for her it'll be a huge shock
>>216474628>we will respect you consent>after they force plurb literally every single human on the planet.how come the other 8 Billion people have their wished respected? the writing on this show is nonsensical
>>216481235I think they only respect the consent on having the painful procedure done. They won't respect your consent on getting infected in general.Which is why Carol will get plurbed soon, since they already have her genetic material.
>>216474576I used to like poached eggs and smashed avocado on sourdough but at some point I realized it was just mush on top of more mush with the texture of a wet fish. Although it tasted nice, thinking about it now makes be gag.
>>216481031>theres no white men leftTheres a guy from sardinia thats unplurbed. Get owned chuddies.
>>216479911>NO EGGS>CAROL IS 42she got some in the freezer
>>216481308oh yeah man you sure owned us
>>216475318retard
>>216481310But eggs can go off. There was that article about a woman who froze hers, worked at a career and by the time she wanted them unfrozen they were all nonviabe. Then she went mental and had a breakdown.
>Watch this boring show about a miserable middle aged dyke
You don't pick apples. You tie a thing between two trees and whack it to make them fall.
>>216481363Should still have some stemcells in there, even if they can't make a full omelette anymore
>>216474628>oh noes we can't hurt le heckin planterinos, not even pick an apple from a tree>we can't engineer robots to grow and harvest crops for us because that still hurts plants by proxy>DIGS UP LAWN WITH AN EXCAVATOR>AGREES TO GIVE AN EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE KAREN NUCLEAR WEAPONS IF SHE REALLY REALLY WANTED THEM>EVEN THOUGH THEY WOULD DESTROY THE FUCKIN EARTHThe hive is full of shit and nothing they say should be taken at face value. Or the writers are just that bad at consistency
>>216481387Shaking trees is violence
>>216481387You HIT the tree? You beat her body with the stick? oh! oh! jail for plurb! jail for plurb for One Thousand Years!!!!
>>216481387>whack itfucking monster
>>216481387One million plurbs just fainted
The people in this thread make Carroll look like a genius by comparison
Is the black guy gonna get plurbed because he was too much of a coomer?
>>216481459> ejaculated sperm themselves don't contain active stem cells; the stem cells are the source in the testicles.that's what google's AI says, idk
>>216481453Don't sell yourself short kid
>show girls' asses and tits>don't show a single dickWhy is Vince such a misogynist?The Boys for comparison only shows penises because the writer respects women.
Even if they could harvest wheat that falls, they wouldn't be able to plant anymore
>>216481459Diabete doesn't use condoms and the Plurb doesn't take the pill, its against its rules. The Plurb Child from Diabetes fucking will be able to cross between both worlds. Carol will somehow steal it from the plurb and due to accelerated aging it will become the savior of the human race in season 4.
>If everybody’s speaking >In calm, collected sway, >You know the plurb expanded >Across the whole U.S.A. >They didn’t _mean_ to scare you->They’d “never choose that way…” >Everybody’s gone plurbin’, >Plurbin’ U.S.A.>>They’re rollin’ through Manhattan,>Down South to Tampa Bay,>From Cleveland out to Flagstaff,>And San Francisco Bay.>They “didn’t mean” to hurry->Just “had no time to wait…”>Everybody’s gone plurbin’,>Plurbin’ U.S.A.>>They say they never hurt you->(Unless you make them scared) >They swear they’re never violent, >They’d never try warfare>They say, “We saved you chaos->Why throw that gift away?” >Everybody’s gone plurbin’, >Plurbin’ U.S.A.>>A neighbor comes to greet you >With kindness in their tone. >They speak with patient cadence, >A voice that feels half-grown. >They say, “We didn’t _take_ them- >We simply helped that day…” >Everybody’s gone plurbin’, >Plurbin’ U.S.A.>>They’ll never state the moment >They pushed the world inside. >They’ll say, “It wasn’t conquest>Just helping you align.” >They’ll ask why _you_ keep fighting, >Why you still shy away->Everybody’s gone plurbin’, >Plurbin’ U.S.A.>>They walk you through the research, >Solutions they refined. >“Imagine what you’d offer >If you were in our mind.” >They say, “You’re safe with all of us->Just let yourself be swayed…” >Everybody’s gone plurbin’, >Plurbin’ U.S.A.>>They claim they understand you, >But never quite enough. >They tilt their heads and ponder >Why freedom feels so tough. >“Your fear is only natural… >We’ll help it fade someday.” >Everybody’s gone plurbin’, >Plurbin’ U.S.A.>>Yeah, everybody’s gone plurbin’, >Plurbin’ U.S.A. >They’re waiting for your plurbin’, >Plurbin’ U.S.A. >They think you’ll come round someday, >Plurbin’ U.S.A. >They’ll keep on gently plurbin’, >Plurbin’ U.S.A.>
>>216481579So realistically both Carol and Cumbrain have 9 months left to live. Sounds like something the writers might do to raise the stakes.
Stop blaming Vince, it's not his fault, his episodes (1 & 2) are the best.
>>216481308Sardinians aren't white and he's 89 anyway.
>>216480394only single, no family Humans are panicking over the whole thing.It's fun
>>216480309i fully understand thatthe consideration though is how much we can consider the plurbs as simply plurb singular character..... you CAN consider a completely multiple individual entity with its own experiences will and desires as a combined singular character like a multiple personality disorder but you are stretching the definitions of singular and character with that.
>>216481399this a million timesthe entire "oh no we're starving" thing is a ploy
>>216474686it's unnecessarily drawn out and some episodes have 10-15 minute sections with zero dialogue. also if I have to watch another pilot do a long drawn out plane start up sequence I'm going to shoot someone
What is this? The only thing that matters are the beginning and the end of the episodes? most of the middle parts are slow.
>>216474792>can't pluck an apple from a tree>more than willing to hand out nukes
>>216481813The koumba roleplaying as james bond was so important bro. More important than figuring out the plurbs can plurb any of the immune without consent.
>>216481235its a lie, anonthey also claim to not hurt a living thing while the mass plurbing techniques they used predictably killed millions
>>216481831The only important part was right at the end of that sequence, when Koumba leaves the room and all the plurbs with "personalities" turn back into mindless zombie drones.It's all just an act for the survivors. The personalities of the original hosts are gone.
>>216481835>they also claim to not hurt a living thing while the mass plurbing techniques they used predictably killed millionsOnce they were plurbed, even if they died a second afterwards it didn't break their ethics, because they were already uploaded to the plurb.
>>216481875that part was great, I just hope they could shorten some of these parts
>>216474792On the planet where the plurb sentience comes from, apples work differently
>>216474966it wasn't John Cena, it was the plurb
>>216474923>they see it as saving themSounds like a certain jewish messianic cult I could name
>>216474792>Is this supposed to be a sign the plurbs are dumb, the plurbs are lying, or Vince is dumb?All of the above
>>216481875>gasp! The plurbs are acting and actually just drones trying to please koumba's fantasies?Carol is smart too i'm guessing? Lol.
>>216481031This is the one to watch.
>>216474792>we cannot harm any life>we will not turn you without your consentwhat about when you initially took over the world? you know, when you systematically sexually assaulted everyone without their consent to transfer a virus. What about the hundreds of millions that died as a result of this conquest?I dont think this is a clue for savvy viewers to figure out, I don't think Vince will have any explanation for this
>>216475369>if someone can't stop you raping them, they are giving you consent
>>216475298It's like how the stupid people watching Severance treat the two Hellys and two Marks like separate people.
>>216482277It's not just that they acting out his fantasies. All interactions between the drones and the survivors are fake. Once you join the hivemind, there is no "you" anymore. Most of the survivors don't get that.
>>216482385We've moved on from that. It was regrettable but it's over.
>>216482430You...moved on. Meaning we cant trust what you say as that can apparently change over time
this show is the peak for retards that think they're smart
also I don't understand the show one bit
>>216482464We promise, we only needed to use subterfuge once to get a footholdNow that we've won, why would we lie? We have nothing to gain :)
>>216482500This thread is the peak for retards who think they are smarter than the people in this thread
>>216482385>when you systematically sexually assaulted everyone without their consent to transfer a virusthe plurb did not say it always requires consent, it said it requires consent from those who are immune. immunes are special, those already plurbed are not. that is the message of the show: most 'people' are without agency, they are just fallen apples, or unguided livestock requiring milking.
>>216482583Oh cool, I don't require consent either *unzips dick*
>>216480128>migrant learns about food from white ladyVince is a chud
>>216482500Kys retard
If plurbs can't harm then how did the plurbrat at the beginning bite the scientist? Plurbs are liars and at least part rat right now
