>uh oh muh pussy stretched out as fuck How do you respond?
>>216475129I wonder which dragon dildo she bought
>>216475129What's her fucking problem?
>>216475129I really hope they washed the microphone after she used it.
i'm going to make a penis themed special with phallic objects all over the stage and talk about my dick and my sex life and cum and pee and testicles
>>216475129\/
>>216475129Is this meant to mock female comedians?
Hitchens was right.
>>216475217Or women in general
>>216475175they're lining the walls of her water closet
>>216475129>american """""comedians"""""
>>216475129feminist comedy bingo:I'm a slutMy vagina is: huge, nasty, stinky, a plaything, bloody, makes noise, leaks, sewage, hurts, tired, farts, shits, looks like an elephant, etcetc
YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT?
>Okand just watch ANY woman spiral into a frothing rage
This feels like if there was a minstrel show for white women
>>216475220I beg your pardon?
>>216475129cool, she is like that...
>>216475327unironically good comedy
>>216475327who wins in a fight?
>>216475408I AM IN MY PRIME
>>216475245I remember watching this game. Kirk orchestrated a huge comeback and buried RG3 forever. Based Kirk
this doesn't work as a promo either
>>216475320Jews aren’t white
>>216475129Bitch looks like a Chinese Paula Poundstone
>>216475129for once I'm glad there's no sound for webms here
>>21647559290% of the time in the west they are, just pretend they aren't
Why is she so hot?
>>216475327What would her Google history be...
>>216475129No no you guys comediennes don't always talk about their vaginas. Sometimes they also talk about their rectums.
>>216475881Shota cock
>>216475592jew is a state of mind
>>216475129WOOOOAHH QUIRKY!!! I DIDNT NO WOMEN R LIKE DISS!!!
>>216475129Democrat approved humor.
>>216475408A random aussie bloke in the audience that destroys them both with an offhand bellow as he heads for the pisser.
>>216475129>did you do reservations?I’m somewhat ashamed to say this is what made me cringe the hardest out of all of that
>>216475129and they say women can't be funny
>>216475129VA GYNA VA GYNA FART NOISE
>>216475236and getting humped by a stool
>>216475129>female comedy
>>216475129Please tell me this is pastichePlease bro
>>216476781why can't trump stay awake in public at ANY event?
>>216475129So I was fooling around with a girl and she told me to stick my entire hand in her. A little off put but I did, it easily slid in. She smirked and told me to put my other hand in her, so I did and it easily slid in.Then she told me to clap my hands and I said I couldn't and she said "Tight isn't it?"The told the same girl after I took both of my entire fists out of her cunt that she was "A bit of a whore, a bit of a whore."She asked me why I repeated myself. I told her, I didn't!
>>216477029>not "I told her, I didn't! I didn't!"you had one job.
>>216475129gross
>>216475236pretty much
>>216475129Is that Peaches?
>>216475129What's the joke?
>>216475327why is this and the same animations all Australians do for comedy.
>>216475536For MMA yea.
>>216475129I'd like to believe she's making fun of MUH VAGINA female comedians, but I don't think she's capable of that. She's most likely just doing her version of MUH VAGINA which is really cringe and unfunny (on purpose?).
>>216476936Because they are boring?
>>216477810I liked the first season of Danger 5
>>216475408bitch look like kier starmer
>>216475129>tell a joke about your vagina>immediately go to "theres poop inside my vagina" "theres no separation between my asshole and vagina"Thats a tranny isn't it.
>>216475236The cringiest foid comedy I've seen recently was a clip of that Cummings bitch just RANTING on stage about how Men adjust their pants sometimes when they sit down.She wasn't even telling a joke; she was triggered by Men slightly adjusting their pants and wanted to rant about it.It was so bizarre. I'll take vaginaslop over that shit any day of the week though.
>>216475327I'd Google her history.
>>216477970I thought the implication was she did ass to pussy sex
>>216475129>even other women believe the myth that pussies can be "stretched out" by dickslmao have any of you incels seen how big a vag stretches during childbirth?
>>216475129Imagine going elbow deep on both of Sarah Sherman's holes while she's wearing a crotchless Pogo the Clown costume.
>>216475217Actually yes
>>216475822Substantially less hot assuming the whole rectovaginal fistula thing isn't a bit.
>>216475129>watch any female standup comedy special>take a shot any time the joke is "sex" , "men" , "my vagina"i fuckin dare you
It's satire of women comedians
>>216480214i had to google what a fistula is and now i wish i hadn't. how the fuck does that even happen? is it called a fistula because you get it from being fisted?
>>216475536damn nanette could probably kick my ass
>>216480275Childbirth,Surgeries.Vicious rape.
>>216477970Anon, you do know that an perineal tear can actually occur right?
>>216475536NANOMACHINE SON
>>216475129>How do you respond?I wouldn't say anything, I would listen. Actually, you know what, nevermind I'm not listening to this.
>>216478604The tightest woman I ever fucked was also a gigantic whore. I think she did kegels.Also before you call me a liar I paid for it.
>>216480499THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA. AND I WAS RAPED. YOU CAN'T HURT ME!
>>216480259I don't want to die yet, anon.
>>216480636Vaginas come in various shapes and sizes. A girl could be a virgin and have a looser and larger vagina than a girl (typically Asian, but not always) who'd had 10 000 nights of raucous sex.
>>216478604>taking a joke this seriously
>>216475129Wow... funny...
>>216475129"Sorry"
>>216475187this is the kind of girl i would almost have sex with but don't, because of autism, and then furiously masturbate over the idea of what could have been, every day for the rest of my life.
>>216475129are vaginas supposed to be that gross?
>>216475129She just needs to get herself a Welshman, that girth will plug her right up.
>>216480636even men should be doing kegels. they can help prevent incontinence due to old age, or something traumatic like prostate surgery. dont be an involuntary diaper adult.
>>216481349Yes, why do you thing god put them so far away from your eyes when you fuck?
>>216475175Look at her face. It must be the unicorn/clown one.
>>216481392but its extremely close to the anuse. way too close.
>>216476936CHF
>>216475129Lies, she was actually bullied for having a tiny vagina that needed surgery to open up when she was younger before they realized that was a good thinghttps://soundcloud.com/theladylikepodcast/s1e7-sarah-sherman-gena-gephart
>>216481349they look disgustingthey smell disgustingwhat the fuck do you think
>>216475245Based Kirk Christins.
>>216475129You don't cars on a street though
>>216475327>Dad's Google History BAD>Texts from your parents GOOD>Even though it's the same fucking jokeYa'll are sexist
>>216482146Only on women who can't take care of their cunnies and are unhealthy.Healthy women who clean that snatch have fantastic looking smelling tasting and feeling cunts.
>>216475536Looks like half of the warehouse guys I've worked with.
>>216483500Literally looks like the best guy on the forklift.
>>216476227>womanGrant disqualified her before she even opened her mouth.New make Some Noise came out, planning to torrent it today
>>216477029
>>216475187She's Jewish
