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She was 36
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would.
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and?
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>>216475360
Out of 10!
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Based time period. Milfs knew how to be milfs. Now any 36 year old is trying to be 26
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>>216475360
She shoulda been at the club!
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>>216475379
>37 year old
>can run and jump
kek, no way, this must be ai or some shit
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>>216475379
literally me.... (except im 30 and look 17)
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>>216475360
Beautiful blue eyes oo la la
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>>216475379
he looks 50
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>>216475378
how is that even a question? thick red hair + blue eyes? whoever pulled me out would be crowned King Of All England
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>>216475432
trust me, you don't. the faggot in that webm looks every day of 50, just with a faggot haircut. you absolutely look 30. everyone is just trying to be nice every time you say it irl (which is constantly)
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>>216475360
It is the haircut that makes her look old, her face looks 30-something.

>>216475379
Likewise, the Dicaprio haircut makes him look even older.
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>>216475360
>She was 36

Home Alone was filmed in 1990

Looking like that before people were more health conscious like they are today, is a miracle for a middle-aged woman like that.
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>>216475360
gorgeous milf
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>>216475379
kek i love this whimsical little retard
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>>216475360
She is sexy and I want to sex her
>36
she looks good. What age do you think she is? I guess the hair style makes her look a bit older
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>>216475432
I'm 30 and still look like I'm in my 20s. Hoping it stays that way for a couple more years.
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And she looked 36, what's the point of this thread?
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>>216475379
>here's that young man i was talking about
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>>216475379
>mid 50s face
>piddly twirl is a jump
>skipping like that's an accomplishment past age 4
Kek is this a joke or something or is he just that deranged
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>>216475360
Looks like it.
>>216475379
He doesn't look 17. He looks like a 45 year old dressed like a teenager from decades ago.
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>>216475360
Yeah Anon. Adults look like adults. The world's full of surprises, huh?
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>>216475379
Desperately needs an AI edit where his legs snap when he makes that jump. Anyway like others mention his skin especially face looks old and even in this video you can tell by how he hobbles around that he's gonna be sore as fuck for a week for the 32 seconds he spent trying to gallivant around if he's out of shape to think that's impressive at his age. I've known in shape older men and this geezer is not it. Whatever job he had wore him out because that's not an exercise routine body.
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>>216475360
When was it 36, a few centuries ago with that red hair doo? I suspect that it's some dude in drag trying to be an assassin.
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>>216475360
they never explained how they could afford that giant house and an off-duty cop for crowd control in their foyer.
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>>216475629
>>216475635
He's suspected to be 50+ in some South American shithole where these ragebait videos make him enough money that humiliating himself is worthwhile
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>>216475650
It's funny. I'm over forty, and strangers think I'm thirty. Being bald has perquisites.
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>>216475722
Sure sure sure
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>>216475698
He's a corporate VC and she's in fashion. They were doing very well. As most well to do white boomers were in 1990.
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>>216475698
its quite obvious that the dad was a drug dealer thoughever.
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>>216475698
Kevin’s Dad was involved with the mob.
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>>216475722
they dont think youre as old as caillou?
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>>216475360
younger than actual demographics of December 2025 /tv/
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I am 36
I have no children
I have not had sex
I am a NEET
It's fucking over
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White women and White men used to like each other and want to marry and have children together before certain influences took over
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>>216475859
What are you studying in your tower, bro?
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Here's that 28 year old kid I was telling you about.
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absolutely would even in 2025
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>>216475379
Dude, he looks like he's 48
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>>216475934
I can never get over how he has the dead, lifeless eyes of an old man in this film. Is it because of the contacts or whatever they used? The wrinkles are bad enough, but the eyes are an important part of youthfulness, these things look like he's accepted that it's over and is waiting for death.
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>>216475504
>Looking like that before people were more health conscious like they are today, is a miracle for a middle-aged woman like that.

People are more obese now than they were in 1990...
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>>216475360
Made to be used by African men. Darkest Africa. A dozen mixed babies minimum.
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>>216476003
You need good lighting for blue eyes, which no film has anymore.
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>>216476003
They probably just forgot to key them out, lmao
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>>216475360
>actress in a choreographed scene from an ideal camera angle under professional makeup and lighting looks good
Please touch grass.
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>>216475668
Saaaaaaaaaaaaar
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>>216475504
>before people were more health conscious
The health trends started in the 70's, kid. People were far healthier back in the day compared to you pathetic fat fucks of today.
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Was she tho
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>>216475613
>dung people think this dude looks like he's 17
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>>216475360
That god-awful hair is really unflattering.
I don't know why women did it to themselves.
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>>216475897
>before certain influences took over

Jews. You're talking about Jews.
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>>216475360
Just a fuckin kid
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>>216475360
Would, with the force of a thousand suns
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>>216475379
>those graceful athletic movements
unironically impressive for a 17 year old
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>>216475360
How will AI work her DP scene into the movie?
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>>216475360
kevin's mom was built
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>>216477901
PLAP PLAP PLAP
PREGNANT
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>>216475379
https://www.tiktok.com/@luanreisoli
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>>216475360
She’s our age now
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>>216475379
This guy is trolling and you fell for it
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>>216475444
he is actually
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>>216477901
Holy fuck she looks like my prom date. I don't know why I ever passed her up. One of my life's biggest regrets
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>>216476003
It's all the worse because everyone knows what young De Niro looked like. And any scene where had to move was unintentionally hilarious.
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>>216475379
I have never seen such a young man
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>>216475360
Kevin's mom or Lydia's mom?
You can only choose one.
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>>216475379
he look like carrot top 15 years ago
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>>216475360
>She was 36
Yeah you guys look old
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>>216475360
YOU SICK FUCK
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>>216475379
He doesn't exactly look 17, but I could probably shave a few years off my appearance by dressing, doing my hair, and bouncing around like a teenager.
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I genuinely don't understand this thread. This woman looks indeed like she is 36. What are we supposed to comment here?
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>>216475379
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Too bad the bandits weren't interested in her.
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>>216475360
>>216475379
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>>216475444
That's the joke
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>>216475722
Holy cope Caillou
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>>216477901
I drove a '77 Continental in high school from 98-02. Shit cost me $1000. And then $1000 a week in gas but goddamn if it wasn't my fav ride ever. Leather bench seats front and back. Ashtrays and even cigarette lighters in every tray. Suspension was shot to shit so I would pump the brakes and it looked like hydraulics during peak Dr. Dre season
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>>216478486
shut up esl
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And she had it GOING ON
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>>216479779
>$1k a week

fucking hell man were you driving in the mountains or something
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>>216475360
You can't fool me, that's the wicked witch on a broomstick
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>>216479779
>>216477901
Mondo righteous bucks
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>>216475379
>>Save some face, you know you've only got one
>Change your ways
>While you're young
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>>216475360
fucking beautiful
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>>216478765
Lydia's

1000% a freak
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>>216475934
He kicks the greengrocer just like Lester the unlikely
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>>216475613
>>216475379
this is my favorite bait
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>>216480135
Where else would one find a copious amount of peppers, enjoy the gruel
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>>216480225
bait
bait
bait
You keep repeating that like some stray cat
Like some homosexual
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>>216480267
bait is when you post something that gets a lot of replies
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>>216480247
Fucking yikes. I feel for her, I really do.
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>>216480290
The bait one certainly baited you, goofball
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>>216480243
I don't get it
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>>216480368
You never will
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>>216480381
Good
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>>216475360
I think I'm going to be sick
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>>216478979
I get banned constantly on this board for the mildest wrong-doings, but these off-topic horse shit threads stay up no problem.
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>She was 38 during the filming of Men in Black

I was surprised to find out Linda Florentino was that old in the movie. Rare for anyone in Hollywood to not look haggard or bogged around that age today, and even more so back then.
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>>216475379
>looks extremely deformed, like a real life Quasimodo
>Omg he looks 17!
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>>216475360
The fuck was with Gen Xers burning out and turning into withered husks before they hit 40? Were cigarettes just stronger back then?
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>>216475360
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>>216480600
She's definitely a baby boomer
Gen X were in their early-mid 20s
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>>216475613
When I was 17 I was always doing shit exactly like this. Now that I am 36, I must go very slowly and be careful not to bounce too much or my knees will explode and I will need hip surgery.
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>>216480639
the fuck? I'm 35 and even after years of racing motocross and skating have perfectly normal usage of my joints.
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>>216480669
You are the most youthful 35 year old I've ever seen.
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>>216480617
>tfw just reached 37 last month
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>>216480579
Not as cute as Claudia, B5
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>>216480743
Those two look like dishonest eurofucks trying to steal stuff, standard eurocunts.
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>>216475360
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>>216479197
>You're sick, Marv.
>It's not sick!
>It's a sick thing to do!
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>>216475379
no way he's 14 at most.
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>>216475360
She was HOT af.. my first milf crush
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well hello beautiful
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>>216475379
He looks 40 lmao
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>>216475379
still looks younger than pic-related
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>>216481530
norm NO
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home alone is so....white....
not the film to watch during this hard times
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>>216475379
Vegan looking ass
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>>216482092
I thought seeing her old hag face in the trailer for Beetlejuice was going to be the most distracting and godawful thing about that movie. Turns out she ended up fucking stealing the show, almost upstaging Keaton.
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>>216482108
Eye exam.
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A lot of people smoked a pack a day, tanned like lizards all summer and had no idea about staying well hydrated.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hwieorKwhs

she just styled older
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>>216482092
Still would
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>>216480669
Bullshit, I'm 34 and I must use a walker with tennis balls on the legs.
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>>216475379
Life time of no pussy gave him brain damage
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>>216482108
the only thing you can do really is get elon musk hair surgery, or shave it and lift weights.
that is just horrendous.
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>>216478514
thats in the past sonny, make new memories. get your fitness up and youll get your pick of the litter. The money will come by itself almost as you elevate your physocal presence. I was fat no play, got lean and got all the play and i didnt know what to do with it back then, be carefull to elevate your identety because thats the base of your decision making, as in what you deserve and will allow yourself to have or not have. Back then i didnt feel like i deserved the attention even tho i worked hard for everything i did, you friends and family for that matter have a way bigger impact on that worthiness decisionmaking process of yours than you'd like to imagine. Take care
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>>216475613
Looks like a 45 year old hentai obsessed virgin
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>>216476707
>The health trends started in the 70's
Yeah and they didn't know anything, they did retarded meme exercises and ate all-carrot diets and stuff.



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