>>216475395
Dunno yet. Only halfway through episode 1. The hard turn into the mythic angle of Hades and rewinding time and the Fates alternative strings is not in line with anything the original series did. felt kind of lazy.

It’s entertaining so far.

Its woke

>>216475551
Wait seriously? Atleast Russel Crowe's Gladiator only had vague implications of the supernatural but they just straight up revealed that a greco-roman god exists?
Also
>Hades
>Not Pluto

>>216475603
Yeah I thought they were going to slow zoom on Ashur's head coming off and go into his eye and in his final moments. Him living out the fantasy he had built up to that point. Of becoming free and the Dominus of his own ludus and raising the House of Ashur's fame and name. Instead he is scene in the underworld taunted by that crazy red headed bitch with the dead baby. Saying how things could have turned out and the Fates weave many strings. Then Ashur wakes up in the ludus surrounded by sloots like it was all a bad dream.

I've only watched the first episode but the setup so far seems to be a beat for beat rehash of the Gods of the Arena storyline just with a you know what replacing based Crixus

I haven't watch any of it (same with the original series desu). I've just seen that really bad trailer which people got upset about. But yes, of course I've review bombed it.

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So is it kino or no?

>>216475719
Nigger I said I was only halfway through the episode. Wait.

I'm reserving further judgement until I see where it goes.

>>216475664
>Yeah I thought they were going to slow zoom on Ashur's head coming off and go into his eye and in his final moments. Him living out the fantasy he had built up to that point.
I would have preferred this. It's how the prequel season starts, just with a Batiatus' memories instead of a fantasy

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>>216475719
>>216475739
Never mind. I take it back instantly. I can forgive 4 shitty episodes with this scene. Spoiler.

They try to embarrass Ashur's house with his first appearance by sending out 3 gladiator brothers to fight his best man. These are the brothers.

>>216475793
He is absent undeath

>>216475831
The fucking kick lmao

>>216475395
Does the black chick show her tiddys lots?

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she shows her pussy

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>>216475863
It wasn't just the kick. It was the slow mo bass boosted effect that added.

>>216475936
Everything was fucking funny but the kick was insane

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>>216475916
>finish in her
Based.

>>216475395
I don't think I'll be watching it.

>>216475395
I think I'll be watching every season of it.

It's official - Spartacus has gone full WOKE

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It's official - Spartacus is BACK and it's fucking KINO!

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>>216475395
Cheap and dumb wokefest being chilled by bots.

>>216475395
an 8/10 so far

but it needs like a third camp that fights for freedom
otherwise it's just scheming romans vs scheming romans

I'm honestly just interested in the nudity. Will Claudia Black be naked in this?

>>216477110
that looks fucking dreadful
you people aren't actually watching this, right

It's a 3/10 at best and I've seen all of it. It's utter slop. Maybe ugly women/dykes/fags like this stuff but it's fucking awful to everyone else.

>>216477110
>Cheap and dumb wokefest being chilled by bots
>that "one image says more than a thousand words" webm
Bless you anon, let the shills argue that.

>>216477250
She has gotten quite old since the sg1 days..

not gonna touch it. Anything new that comes out, especially if its a sequel and not something fresh, fills me with revulsion and doubt. I am totally bitter and disillusioned by this garbage pandering industry. I hope AI obliterates them all

>>216477255
It's her turn! Blm!

>>216475395
Leftists trying to re-write history again, replacing Spartacus with a stronk black woman.

This show is woke trash.
DO NOT WATCH IT.

>>216477110
Starz just earned a spot in the boycott list alongside Netflix. Congrats for butchering what you once were

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>>216477316
I'll take what I can get

>>216477350
>what you once were
They made black sail's great outlaw pirate captain a homosexual years ago, not long after (perhaps even during) blood and sand's run.

>>216477405
I liked Black Sails and the first Spartacus otherwise. We didn't need another Spartacus show

>you rob a dead man's grave, then flaunt it like you did create

>>216477444
I liked its first season and the intro+opening theme which was 10/10 kino.

>>216477110
roman soldiers are always such jobbers

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>>216475831
>Midget gladiators
"You kiss my cheek

>>216477110
>Chained kween slays 4 Roman soldiers
only to finger my ass!"

Little chuddies are so fragile kek. It's hilarious seeing them crying over such trivialities, then they run around frantically trying to convince others to close their eyes and beg them not watch a tv show

Y’all ain’t Christian, trad, or conservative if you watch this. So don’t watch it dammit.

>>216477614
Never claimed to be any of those things, in fact I'm an actual anti-racist. You see, to any sane person redefining racism in such a way that only white people supposedly can be racist is both extremely racist and extremely retarded.

>>216475793
I'd rather think about eels.

>>216477612
are you lost? shouldnt you be downvoting posts on reddit

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Watching for the fine lineup of honies

>>216477929
90% chance she dies horrifically

>>216477110
this was dumb even when spartacus did it. how horrible

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Must rebuild the arena!

>>216475677
I only watched the first episode
Not suffering though navia 2.0

Way too many prosthetic dicks

Is it really that easy to rip and man's cock and balls off

>>216478568
You mean not enough.

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And what of good Mira?

>>216478909
Dead still

>>216478909
Would kill any mf for having a girl like her

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>>216478909
so far the babes in this show are a massive downgrade, especially the black haired slave who looks like a fucking bogged slag. i unironically rather wood the black kween than this broad.
the redhead is alright. were there any hotties among the roman women? i forget. not into grannies but claudia black even though she definitely looks her age is still nicer to look at than most of the other women, it's crazy.

Done with episode 2. It is pretty bad. It has no real main lead. Ashur is not nearly as conniving and hateable while also engaging as Quintus. The Kween is supposed to be carrying the show yet is thrust into the ludus and heralded as a deadly killer for roughing up some roman guards and lacking any kind of training or military background. Every time she beats a man in fair combat it is always a nut shot. Like she hit 2 rapists 6 times. 5 of those hits were to the groin. Then she rips off ones cock and balls with her bare hands and he bleeds to death.

It just is not entertaining. Lacks the weight and the threat of combat and death like the original series. I simply do not give a single shit about a single character. Also its combat and gore is lacking and has taken a serious quality dive. It is a B tier bootleg of the original series.

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>>216479208
>were there any hotties among the roman women?
Claudia Black's daughter is nice looking in a dopey kind of way.

>>216475395
Wake me up when Claudia Black gets her tits out.

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>>216479253
>Then she rips off ones cock and balls with her bare hands

>>216479253
i liked the show well enough (so far) and i'm fine with no discernible lead because it was that way in gods. who was the lead in that? crixus? gannicus? batiatus?
but i agree , the black kween is a major issue.
>bad at the fight choreography
>no motivation beyond "i hate it here but might as well train"
crixus wanted glory. spartacus refused to train at first until he was motivated by batiatus. at the end of the first episode ashur seemingly convinced her to fight for freedom but then she just keeps whining in the second episode as if she just forgot why she's doing it.
>no background
"i'm as good as any man here". and why is that? it would be nice if we had a couple of throwaway lines about what makes her have any skill at fighting whatsoever. for crixus and spartacus we already knew they had skill at tribal warfare. was whatsherface a warrior in her tribe? what tribe was it? do all the women fight in her tribe or just her? was she in some warrior woman society?

i assume at least some of that is coming but two episodes without it is annoying.
>>216479386
ah true. dopey is right, but her body is wonderful

>>216479386
Lmfao
Roflmao even.
You must be one hideous mf if that thing is attractive to you.

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>>216479582
>You must be one hideous mf if that thing is attractive to you.

>>216477694
gannicus?

any titties? no titties no spartacus

>>216480048
You see some from a distance in the dark. Good enough to see one of them has breast implants, kek. But nothing salacious or tantalizing like the original show.

What you do get a lot of is cocks. A lot of cocks.

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>>216475793

>>216480048
Showrunner said it has a global gay community following and they are paying back to those fans with this series. So there will be much more male on male, female on female sex scenes, less hetrosexual and male gaze stuff.

>>216481823
you fucking shitting me? surely youre making this up

>>216481856
Its just fan service, not really an issue. My concern is that they turned Ashur into a Trump like business man from a crippled schemer. They turned the only character worth caring about 180.

>>216479253
The writing and acting is piss poor it literally feels like a fanfic from the way it's made your meant to take it almost 100% seriously
May the gods piss fire on this dump of a show

>>216481823
The first two seasons where kino and the last two where feminist proto woke shit
Kiwis just can't help themselves lol
Aussies aren't much better but good God is the acting action casting and everything about this show just shit
First episode had some good moments but there wasn't really much to be had at all in the second gives me zero hope for the rest of the show
Even if it goes full blacksploitation sillykino (it won't) there's fundamental issues such as bad pacing poor editing clunky direction and just overall safe and boring

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>>216481963
>literally feels like a fanfic
remember falernian wine? remember the my cock rages on song? remember jupiter's cock? remember cilician pirates?

>>216477110
A black gladiatrix existed in Ancient Rome and women are stronger than men, chuds.

>>216481991
I find Nick Tarabay (Ashur) is amazing, he has to carry it but its looking like a retread of season 1 blood & sand. Will still watch for Ashur even with the 180 of the character.

This isn’t woke, right, comrades?

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>>216482060
comrade, there is no such thing as woke, consult page 74 of the party handbook

>>216482021
The whole show is mememberberrys
I'm more pissed about how millennials writing and woke shit from 2015-2024 era has creeped into Spartacus of all fucking things
Why go back and retcon the first two good seasons with this fucking shit? Jesus Christ if I wasn't so depressed I'd rage about this even more. 5.6 on IMDb for this crap is way too generous as soon as nigger bitch shows up at the end of the first episode it's a huge nosedive from the slappy feminist non existent choreography why cast a noodle armed 5ft9 black Canadian nigger bitch as some 6ft+ Amazon? Couldn't they find a better cuter black girl who could actually act? I know their out there hell they could have got the chick from raised by wolves season 2 who was a sexy alien mommy but noooo we get some baboon face flat chested fake tit jumped up hood nigger looking bitch.
Oh well I hope she gets packraped by the white guys. White gladiator summer
She has decent tummy legs and thighs and ass and pussy but her upper body build for a gladiator that's swinging swords and shields all day is absolutely unbelievably dumb. Look at her male cast mates then look at her build just what the fuck

>>216482051
My mum and me loved the original series apart from naviea in s3/4 and all the shoehorned fagshit
Even she tuned out in ep2 of this and so did i

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>>216477110
Fuck you. If the og Spartacus was made today, you'd say it was woke.

Your words fall like shit from arse.

>>216482110
>try to rape her
>get sent to the afterlife without cock or balls
writers won't be revisiting rape

>>216482156
It wasn't woke by 2007 standards and it's not woke now
The last two seasons had woke elements sadly

>>216482157
How come old mates penis and balls flew off like it was made of a water balloon ?
This show is just stupid!

>>216482030
There's not a single mention of a black gladiatrix

>>216482156
OG Spartacus creators will burn in hell for raping Caesar.

>>216482250
Lol your little hero got buck broken

>>216482202
>feminist power fantasy
>phantom pain of castration for male viewers
Its not big brained pluribus, its a turn your brain off show. But it is interesting the guy died from castration, something, even back then, that was unlikely. Seems a chud take on trannys.

>>216482335
I didn't get phantom pain it was just a retarded episode lacking basic logic the pilot set up and even the vastly superior previous shows set up.
This shows just bad dude it shows even normies on IMDb don't like it
And only 5 episodes? Piss in the face of Spartacus fans as this nigger bitch literally rips the cock and balls off this show lol
Ashur is trying his hardest to carry this terribly written dogshit like shit from arse sliding down ones legs

>>216482429
>And only 5 episodes
i think it's 10

>>216482429
>everything is fated to die in its own shit and piss
can't cheat fate anon

I've only watched BAS/GOTA as I knew the magic would slowly die when they recast for the lead, glad I never watched S3/S4 since everyone here shits on them.

Rewatching BAS it definitely has none of the silly modern writing or DEI casting that current shows have, it actually has soul and characters/relationships worth caring about.

I'm 10 episodes in and i'm baffled they made a show about Ashur - he isn't all that interesting or clever and mostly relies on luck/plot convenience, was he much different in the later seasons?

I'm happy based Andy gave us one 10/10 season, minus the dated CGI.

>>216475395
W O K E
G A R B A G E

if u listen to the shill OP u might as well watch "The Woman King" how black women ended slavery in Africa

N

>>216483525
Oh good 8 more episodes of shit and piss falling from mangled cock and balls like Jupiter's cock falling from the heavens to part niggers ass like cunt spread to receive bountiful burden fuck the gods

>>216483619
The cgi is stylized as fuck and feels like something straight out of 300 and is argue aged a lot better than the more realistic bullshit in later seasons including this show

>>216483599
It's not even a whole episode in and this show immediately shat itself lol
The second episode is just a visual and lore filled insult to the first two good seasons of Spartacus and somehow even worse than the last two seasons

>>216483721

Yeah the style is nice but some of the effects are really bad, I wouldn't mark it down too much for it but its definitely noticeable

no coomer webms? this used to be a proper board baka

>>216482110
>the chick from raised by wolves season 2 who was a sexy alien mommy
to each their own I suppose..

not in a rush to watch it, took 12 years, can wait a few more weeks till it ends
really getting tired of shows i thought i was done with coming back though, even ones i like, things ending is actually a good thing, it's part of life, this much revival of old properties is unnatural

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>>216483743
Not going to condemn it as trash yet but if you are right then the plot will go to some, possibly all of these places
>Achillia & Ashur fall in love and she is co-manager
>Ashur dies, she takes over the Ludus
>gains her freedom and becomes a politician to champion the plebs or start her own female Ludus
>Julius Caeser is her biggest fan, asks for her help with military strategy

>>216483915
It was a budget show made almost 20 years ago
The rest of the production more then makes up for ancient tv cgi
>>216484107
What I'm getting at is Theres literally millions of sexy black 6ft+ muscle mommies to choose from and they had to pick a lanky noodle armed bitch who can't fight didn't train can't act and looks like she's been hit in the face by a bus full of kangaroos

>>216484311
Oh fuuck
>>216484125
Fuck they made it during the gg woke era
No wonder it's so badly made and written

>>216484330
obv they will bait and switch Ashur & Achillia, may they be fucked to madness by a hundred Carhaginian cocks

As a fan of 300, I can't believe I've never bothered watching Spartacus before. Not sure about House of Ashur yet, but greatly enjoying Gods of the Arena right now

>>216484311
Please do not post the ai slop sirs

>>216484460
I hope the shows creators get ass fucked by a bunch of feral niggers to be quite honest with you mate

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>>216477110
Fucking kek that's what /tv/ shills?

>>216475395
This feels like 15 years too late.

Jupiter's cock

>>216485040
House of Ashur is really not good and unironically woke. Not because they have a female "lead". Because they are bending every single facet of reality to make her stronger then the 260lb muscled from toe to nose gladiators and soldiers she keeps entangling with. Coupled with no previous history or reference as to why she is so special or worthy of consideration. The CGI and combat is worse then a show made 20 years ago and the story is weak as watered down mayonnaise. Enjoy the OG seasons though. Its a good show.

>>216486373
I can't wait to pirate and rage watch the rest of this shit

>>216477110
You do know chimps are 3 times stronger than humans right?

Only kiwis could somehow make one of the most woke periods of western history even more pozzed then the reality of the fall of Rome but somehow the did
Jesus fuck what a terrible show it's just awful from the core concept
>Let's take a shitpost from /tv/ and turn it into an actual show
I remember the first time it was brought up on here that ashur would take over etc here in 2009 or 2010 or so then reddit and other dumps ran the concept into the ground til the actual show runners picked it up

>>216486398
It is not like hatefucking a show you hate to admire how bad it is. It is simple boring and bad. You are only going to hurt yourself but have at it.

>>216482156
It was woke when they recasted the black woman in season 3 or was it season 2 I don't remember

>>216485091
May the Gods hear your prayer anon.

YOU DEPRIVE RELEASE OF HARDENED COCK

>>216485372
the fact that they brought it back just highlights how creatively bankrupt everyone is now

>>216475395
Can I fap to this?

>>216489066
Kill yourself

>>216486614
Your right
Fuck I hate this shit show fuck it up it's nigger kike ass with no lube and not in an enjoyable way for us or it

>>216487052
Thank you anon I hope it gets cancelled mid season and scrubbed from existence >>216489066
Absolutely not
Maybe if they put the black chick in a helmet or mask then made her never speak but she just doesn't shut up yet never has anything interesting to say
Anyone involved in this show will have sense ripped from logic and thoughts absent form. May the old gods curse them and the progeny. The worst part is that it retcons the original series and literally admits it's a fever dream of undead ashur
Even Xena woke princess shows up once to setup this pile dump piss poor fake limp cock of a show that literally gets its balls and dick torn off in the second episode
do not watch hell don't even discuss it

>>216489489
damn
first one was kino with bush, tits, and cock

I'm really glad they made a alternate reality spinoff and not a direct link to prevent tarnishing the memory of based Andy

>>216485078
I’ve seen so many of these shitty ai videos of “wild animal offers baby to humans” It looks pretty real but its like every jeet’s get rich quick scheme these days

Dropped it in the first episode. Some negress comes in and literally wrecks everyone no diff. It's like a bad parody of what Spartacus was.

I kinda like the doctore, i thought he would have a more minor role
It's a bit weird Ashur is so ignorant of his own gladiator stock, also i'm not to sure what his motivations are, become a more famous lanista or jsut elevate himself socially in general?
Main slave is hot and I like the gilf antagonist too, you jsut know she's gonna get raped at some point
All in all it's what i want from Spartacus, action, intrigue and ass

>>216475793
He never said this, according to the plot of this new show

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>>216491133
They already tarnished it by casting this doofus as Spartacus
John Hannah and Andy carried the show, once they were both gone they should've just called it a day

>>216475395
Are there any other returning characters besides Ashur?

Why does Ashur seem like he has lost IQ in this show, what happened to all the scheming shit he could pull off before or is this really a character rewrite. Also how many "references" is this showing going to make to the older series? I don't care for the whole "do you remember that" they keep doing in this show. This show feels like season 1 but way worse, the women aren't even eye candy.

>>216493218
They really toned down his wickedness. He treats his female slaves rather well in this show, whereas in the original he repeatably raped and beat Lucretia

>>216493218
Did you expect eye candy actresses in 2025?

>>216477596
She doesn't slay shit, she tries to run and is about to be killed when Ashur saves her. All she did was surprise a few people and show some will to fight.

>>216479253
>Then she rips off ones cock and balls with her bare hands and he bleeds to death.
That shit was so cringe and overly violent. woke slop.

>>216493218
He has to start out being humbled by the other romans so it is more satisfying when he starts to undercut them with his schemes. If he was already pulling off shenanigans from the start there would be no tension and no where to go.

>>216491254
>>216486373
Why do people feel the need to make shit up about the show? She has never been shown or said to be stronger than any man. She is literally just an oddity like a circus freak show.

>>216493787
why are you lying >>216477110

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>>216493787
>She has never been shown or said to be stronger than any man.
It's explicitly stated at the end of the second episode

>>216494214
She cheapshots a couple of guards not paying attention who immediately after the end of the webm are about to capture and kill her. She accomplished nothing impressive besides piquing Ashur's interest.

>>216494526
The point of that scene is that all of the gladiators are lazy and incompetent and she at least has some fire. Its not supposed to say that she is stronger than any of them.

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>>216495149
Hope we get some hag kino between Claudia Black and the other one

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>Black woman
>Dropped it to the GROUND

>>216495181
Bath tub slave...

>>216477110
lmao as if the other series didnt have girlboss bullshit

>>216482156
They turned this guy into a pussy simp. Terrible.

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>>216477338
did you forget?

>>216496637
He always was.

>>216495149
what a fucking downgrade jesus. Hag Xenia was better looking than this lot.

>>216475395
When the whole season is done I'll download it
I wouldn't be caught dead paying money for this shit

>>216475395
KINO

>>216477444
>We didn't need another Spartacus show
fact check: failed

>>216495149
1&2. would 100%
3> might
4. would 200%
5. would 80%
6. Might
7. Would 90%
8. Might not

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>>216495181
naevia: would not
Saxa: would not
Lucretia: would not

>>216497371
change rating: would

>>216477110
Reminds me of those fake aikido "expert" presentations

>>216477110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSyuLZuZfKE

>>216475395
Entertaining so far. Ep2 ending was cringe but i'm going to headcanon that Doctore was trying to make her look badass just so the man would accept her.

>>216495181
1. Laeta
2. Sura
3. Seppia
4. Ilithyia
5. Melitta

>>216497457
>fake aikido "expert"
That's the only type of aikido that exists.

>There's now more bad seasons of Spartacus than good