Who are youThe GoodThe Bador The UGLY?
the ugly
>>216475764Il Cattivo (I don't speak Italian)
>>216475884With a barrel of a six gun on you'll learn some speeggagti lingo quite quick
>>216475764We're all Tuco. The other characters aren't even human.
>>216475764Il buono.
>>216475764>The Ugly>is actually the most attractivewhat did they mean by this?
all of them at once i suppose
>>216475884italian isnt real, i mean a country thats shaped like a boot? cmon!
>>216475764Depends. Am I ON or OFF my meds?
Il Basato
The Good.
The Nerdy, obviously.
>>216476347Tuco is 4chan personified. >fat>ugly>ill tempered>actually a jew irl
>>216475764I'm either the gun storeowner Tuco robs or the fat guy Tuco kills.
>>216476981“Why work for a living but kill yourself working?”
>>216475764https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1WaOKlldIE
>>216476703He is bald
>>216475764im the sick guy angel eyes kills in bed
me as druk army captain who just wanna see his boys home
>>216475764If youre kind to me, im The GoodIf youre mean to me, Im the BadBut if youre cruel to my loved ones, I'll make you The Ugle
>>216478480And Good Times Were Had by All
The Autist
>>216475764Not sure, but you're definitely not the ugly ;)
>>216476770>a fucking boot
>>216476347This. We all want to be Clint, but deep down we will always be Tuco.
>>216476770Poor sicily
>>216475764I'm Tuco, 100%.
>>216481775>t. random bandit that gets killed by Blondie when Tuco uses them for a distraction
THE THREE WAY STANDOFFhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PgAKzmWmuk
Me? well thats easy the legless rebel solider who Angel eyes pays for info.
>>216475764korea did it better
>>216480858I like Tuco more. Clint always came across as a lanky dork to me. Bronson in OUATITW mogs him.
>>216476347>The other characters aren't even human.That's very semitic of you
I was pleasantly surprised when I watched this for the first time and found out Tuco was pretty much the main character, hes so much more entertaining than clint
>>216483270Have you considered the fact that you're a homosexual and are consigned to the depths of hell?
>>216483741Truth is Clint didn't become cool until he became and old man. Sorry but thems the facts.
>>216483814So you're admitting to being some creepy ESL homosexual?
>>216483880What are you so angry about? He's not your boyfriend or anything. Settle down.
>>216483909What the fuck are you on about? Seems to me that you're some kind of zooming homosexual trolling around for tricks.
>>216475764When did you first watch this movie? Don’t lie.
Where be at the lizard people and flying saucers?
>>216483942>What the fuck are you on about?Clint Eastwood. He's an actor in the movie the thread is about. Then you replied to me about being gay or some shit.
>>216484036Chill dude, this isn't some doctoral dissertation.Check out the movie Layer Cake.
>>216484117Doesn't that movie star legendary poofter Daniel Craig? No thanks man keep it to yourself.
>>216475764The Stinky?
the bridge explosion scene where you see real debris flying towards the cameras and actors is so fucking cool. clearly not fake and extremely dangerous
>>216476703No, he really isn't.
>>216475764i'm the prophet from a few dollars more
>>216475764I am the small business owners that the ugly robs
>>216475764The bad
waa waa waaa
Tuco but not as funny