was it cringe or kino?
Do you need everything to be decided for you?
>>216478077yes
>>216478096buy an ad (astra)oh wait thats me lol
>>216478087Okay, youre a fag.
>>216477998What if Heart of Darkness.. but in SPAAACEThis movie could have been a lot better.
>>216477998extremely cringe pseudslop
>>216477998Kino and based.Only jeets, capeshit fisher price consumers and speedwatchers hated it.
>>216477998A fever dream in space. It was strange and took too much from Hearts of Darkness and Brad Pitt (who can only play Brad Pitt (was a total detriment to the necessary horror and toll of the movie and the Lunar chase and action sequence was comical but still the colours and tension and music was excellent enough to make the film memorable. Just wish they had cast a deeper actor than Brad, but at the end of the day it's more business than art.
overdone commercial for DEI space marines.You could feel the director's commentary voice over the whole time for each shot. >"we got brad pitt! here is his whole face one more time [tries not to awaken any wrinkles]">"imagine being brad pitt looking out of your space suit [see we aren't addicted to showing brad's face]">"he's down to earth LITERALLY FALLS TO EARTH he is so down to earth - he don't worry" >"that happened">"old donald southerland can still talk as trustworthy lost daddy friend">"what would you do? you are in on this ride - it's a ride for the audience not an artistic plapping of the space anus".>"what would you do if you could fuck any woman on earth but you wanted to go to find angry space daddy instead? see the analogy creeps up on you - handjob me later"
>>216477998cringe and instead of making threads about it you could kys
>>216477998Kino
It was like this (picrel) but in space.
>>216477998DADDY ISSUES: IN SPACE
