Screw the homeless, I'm paying 108 billion to own Bugs Bunny and a few superhero movies
>company worth 16 billion is being bought for 108 billionthey aren't even hiding it anymore
>>216479681You lost goy
Fuck homelessFuck netflix fuck paramount Warner brothers is the only one of the three companies that makes good movies and it's getting absorbed by the slop companies to fix that
>>216479681Hiding what?
>>216479670feels like they just make these numbers up lately
>>216479681oxymonCompanies are worth as much as people are willing to pay for them.If you buy a rock for 100 USD that rock is worth 100 USD.
I feel better with Paramount They actually make good shitNetflix doesnt make anything worth watching
>>216479702Yeah, I'm not a pedophile oligarch.
>>216479681They're offering $30/share for a company that was trading around $20/share a few months ago. Not that crazy.Also Netflix offered less but they're paying in cash whereas Paramount will have to take on a shitload of debt and is offering "cash equivalents" that are not actually equivalent to cash
>>216479681I'd gladly pay you 100billion vapor bucks today for cultural capitol worth 1tillion vapor bucks next decade.
>>216479670Why would you give billions to the homeless
>>216479731>Also Netflix offered less but they're paying in cash whereas Paramount will have to take on a shitload of debt and is offering "cash equivalents" that are not actually equivalent to cashNetflix wants WB IPs/hbo while Paramount wants everything(TNT,CNN, and all the other networks) under the WB umbrella
>>216479721>buy said rock for $100>try to sell it again>no one wants itain't worth shit
>>216479752To improve society somewhat on the cheap.
>>216479681It's all made up. All those numbers are made up.
>>216479670not really how money works
>>216479670imagine caring about homeless drug addicts and hobos>>216479731Paramount will still win since they can still offer a lot more than what they're currently offering, while Netflix is at its limit.
>>216479777wouldn't the same apply cars?You buy a new car for 10,000 USD, the moment you turn it on its value has dropped to 5,000 USD, because it is considered used.
me?water for breakfastice soup for lunchsleep for dinner
>>216479777Ok but what if I corner the market on rock production, hide most of the rocks produced in vaults and limit the amount released to the public while promoting the convention that marriage requires paying me for rock? Huh? What then?
I don't believe Netflix is worth that much. Yes, a lot of people have Netflix but a lot of people don't as well. It's more investor money than a sustainable business model. Internet and streaming metrics are too easy to fake and the incentive to fake them is incredibly high
>>216479862again, try to re-sell a diamond after you buy it. worthless.
>I'M DAVID ELLISON AND I'M HERE TO SAY>YOU MUST GIVE MORE OF YOUR VIEWING RIGHTS AWAY
>>216479670Netflix should hire Blackwater to raid their offices
>>216479842I get what you're saying but car metaphors like that don't work in today's market. I literally bought a new car in 2015 for 19k. I traded it in for 17k in 2023 because the used market is so crazy. I practically owned and used it for a decade and the dealership ended up selling it for more than they sold it for a decade prior
>>216479670TWO HUNDREEEED..... BILLION..... DOLLARS
>>216479681WB also has $50 billion in debt. So that’s being taken into consideration.
>>216479778Homeless people don't improve society. They're homeless for a reason
>>216479977motherfucker, i just wanted the used igloo icebox>
>>216480029That's why you take the most cost effective pathway to reduce the population of homeless.
>>216480005>hmm... this company is performing great with its 50 billion dollars of debt... let's buy it
>>216479725so you're better than them by default.
>>216479670>screw the homelessunironically i'm trying to get my gf to sleep with a hobo but she won't (although i think she's starting to get onboard)
>>216480029What is that reason?
>>216479719Kek>>216479670How many months until they start talking in bazillions unironicallyNumbers have never easier to cook, you can literally buy a million pajeet subs in any social media right now for cent in the dollarMost companies aren't worth their money in the equiment they storage: 100b for basically IP leansing and contracts (made up jew burocratic bullshit btw) is beyond laughable
>>216479731Other way around. Netflix offer is mostly cash while Paramount offer is all cash
>>216479802They're not made up for the people in thousands of dollars in medical debt, housing debt, educational debt. To billionaires yes, an extra billion is nothing.
>>216479724The state seems to want paramount, and the state being in favour of one of 2 choices is usually a pretty good indication you should prefer the other choice.
>>216480029most homeless are homeless because they're addicts or mentally ill, but most of them also wouldn't be homeless with proper social safety nets and compassionate systems/workers in placeJews have convinced you to have this "I got mine" mindset but it says something that the economy is getting shittier by the month and the homeless problem is correspondingly increasingthis is what third world countries look like btw
>>216479670what hav the homeless ever done for paramount? Fuck em.
>>216480294They're made up there too.
>>216480385is that why homelessness in California has only gone up despite billions being spent on the problem?
Isn't Paramount dying? Are they hoping Trump will bail them out or something?
>>216480591It's a joke
>>216480174They are chronically bad with money and fucking lazy. Someone with a legit reason to be homeless would qualify for disability and not be homeless, so you can be sure 90% of homeless are in fact homeless by choice.
How does Netflix help the homeless with the $82 billion bid for WB, retard-kun?
Anyone who supports the movie theaters and Hollywood should be against Netflix and generic streaming slop.
>>216480582that money gets pocketed by grifters and illegitimate 5013c's I imagine. Idk, California can't seem to do anything right even with huge budgets. I'm not saying I know the solution, but some countries seem to be able to handle it (Scandinavian countries)
>>216479902You didn't retain that much value. That 17k in 2023 is like 8k in 2015 money.
>>216479670It's not about wanting to ownBugs Bunny.It's about the Ellisons wanting to direct a pro-Israel media monopoly.
>>216479702Lost? How?
>>216479670will they finally fire james gunn once they take over?
>>216480591There's trump and Saudi money behind paramount
>>216480576People die because their lack of this "made up" money. Seems pretty real.
>>216481261How so?
>>216481284By being unable to pay for medical treatment. By becoming homeless because the bills are stacking up. Groceries becoming too expensive. Lack of funds for kids to be able to grow up in safe environments, leading them to become homeless and/or fall into a life of crime.
>>216479902>I literally bought a new car in 2015 for 19k. I traded it in for 17k in 2023 because the used market is so crazy.I don't get this, my vehicle is a 2017, I paid $35k, and it's worth $12-14k today with 45k miles. Where are people finding these deals on either side of the equation?
>>216481347Fiction.
>>216479670all Jews should be arrested.
>>216479731>They're offering $30/share for a company that was trading around $20/share a few months ago. Not that crazyIts batshit retarded considering the trajectory of movie studios. Unless its literally about monopolizing the media
Netflix is just trying to delay Paramount from buying them in hopes they go bankrupt and the streaming war ends.
>>216479670>2030>After finally conceding defeat in the bidding wat for Warner Bros, desperate to make a comic book movie, Paramount buy British comic publisher DC Thompson.Bananaman could finally get the big budget Hollywood blockbuster he deserves!
>>216480385Most homeless are homeless because they don't let them get high or drunk in the shelters.
>>216479670capitalism is friggin epic
>>216479670>Screw the homelessYes. Exactly.
>>216480029Society? Fuck society
if you own 10,000 shares of WBD you will get $300,000 from paramount ($30/s all cash)netflix will give you $23.50 cash +$4.50 in shares of netflix. if netflix doubles its current share price you will net $325,300. once you cash out with paramount its over
>>216481731What if Netflix's share price goes down or stagnates?
>>216481731>>216481748Netflix has been in red numbers for nearly a year btw
>>216481480Shelters are where you go to get bedbugs and assaulted/robbed, and they don't let you stay there all day, and there's also often a max number of consecutive days you can stay in them. There's a reason people don't go and it's not just drugs
>>216479670I don't get such an investments. You have to make 200 movies with $1 billion of box office to get back what they have just spent. That's without accounting for production budgets of those 200 movies. Merchandise is shitty point of investment. Afaik Disney still didn't get their money back from buying Lucas film and their merch is in dirt. There got to be some bullshit lie behind all of that.
>>216481914Netflix gets their bucks from subs, ads and selling private info. Still doesn't seem worth it though.
>>216481914They print money and give it to themselves. They can spend infinite dollars on anything they want
>>216479670I don't care about the homeless.
>>216479670>Screw the homelessYes, fuck them, lazy bums.>>216479681it is money from Saudi Arabia, just can try to contact the Sultan on twitter or whatever.
>>216479778Bullets are cheaper. It would be more efficient to just kill em.
>>216482207You forgot to attach the gigachad image.
>>216481204>spending 108 billion dollars just to fire james gunn
>>216482380Gigachad is a faggot projection by rightoid assholes
>>216479731>Netflix offered less but they're paying in cash whereas Paramount will have to take on a shitload of debt and is offering "cash equivalents" that are not actually equivalent to cashNo other way around, Paramount is paying in cash.
>>216479731>not that crazy A $16B company offering $108B in a 100% cash offering (unlike Netflix which offers a combination of cash and their stock) is not crazy? Are you fully retarded or something?
>>216479724>>216479670Paramount at least makes good DVDs/Blu-Rays.The complete Hey Arnold series DVD is great and even includes both the movies.If Netflix owns WB, you can kiss the physical media department goodbye (especially goodbye to Warner archive).
>>216481914People are just dumb, anon.AT&T bought WB to unload their debt but they still thought they could become the next Disney/MCU with their DC movies and Harry Potter Prequels (not to mention stuff like Space Jam 2 and Muktiverse constantly shilling the WB brand). Then AT&T realized how worthless the WB brand was and got rid of it.Discovery thought hey could get billions from the WB IPs and were wrong (their biggest success was Minecraft). Now Paramount and Netflix think they can rival Disney with WB when both will just end up regretting their decision like the other two did.Everyone thinks they can make WB into the next Disney and it just isn’t possiblez
>>216483248Netflix is already bigger than Disney in the streaming war. Acquiring WB just makes their proposition unbeatable and turns them back into a one stop shop for all your streaming needs that it was 10 years ago. They don’t give a fuck about IP, in the sense of making new stuff. Getting Friends to be permanently and exclusively on Netflix is probably worth a quarter of their proposition.
>>216479778Sterelizing them would be cheaper
>>216481914When you can influence the population through Media, somehow the dollar amount becomes trivial. There has to be state actors or slush funds involved.
>>216480356They're both terrible choices lets be honest here.
>>216481821You are telling me there are less bugs and robberies in a tent near the park?
>>216479670They don't care about the movies, anon. This is about Israel, Trump, right wing politics, and communist influence.
>>216481117This anon gets it.
>>216479670>chat, what is the total income of WB in the last century? chat says WB revenue in 100 years is around $200-300B. Revenue, not profit.
>>216479681t. Chudley Chudders Asspergerson
>>216479670Ok, let the homeless and illegals live in your dwelling, faggot OPLet's not talk about AI tech company overvaluation either if we want semantics
