I'm afraid.
>>216481797Kino
>>216481797>I know I'm a murderer and a thief but damnit Dutch I draw the line at being a racist bigot! Black Lives Matter and Women deserve equal rights.
>You have finally lost your mind.
>>216481797Pretty good game
>>216481797Rockstar games suck donkey shits
>>216481797>...of Donald Trump's USAID cuts.
>>216481797Greatest video game story of all time
>Marriage? A sacred institution? Heh, it's anything but in my experience, brother, I can tell you that. If two fellers wanna tie the knot, who am I ta say no? If the Lord ain't judged our gang, I'd say he's been takin' some time off the job, yer probably safe. Heh heh. Have at it, I say.>Abortion? Well, that's a rough one. Bit of a tough pill to swaller. At first, I didn't rightly take kindly to the idea of killin' babies, but Dutch gave me this ole thick science book and I pretty much surmised that well, that thing is about as human as Micah here, which is lackin' to say the least, heh. Hell, I'd say a gal has the right to choose.>A gal? As president? Well, what I can tell ya is its been nothin' but fellers since this whole thing here started up and what have we got? A bunch of other dead fellers. What have we got ta lose? I reckon' tryin' a gal's touch wouldn't do anyone no harm. If weakness is a concern of yours, I promise you some of the ladies runnin' in my gang would probably make Old Hickory look like a nancy in comparison. Hell, I'd reckon its her turn.>Lettin' a black feller do yer wife? Well, if the old lady's havin' fun, who am I to deny her that? I reckon that feller's got a bigger one than me anyway. Besides, we gotta pay some back for that whole slavery bid'ness we did to them. Dutch raised me and I ain't his real son, so I'll raise my wife's son, whether he's black or white.>Cuttin off yer willie sure sound silly but I reckon a feller might as well chop it off he ain't goin use it. And i suppose a wig can't do harm neither, heck men use to wear em all the time back in oldin' days.
>>216481901Lol
mary beth owes me
>>216481971You’re a good man Arthur
>>216481901Powerful
>>216481901That faggot Lex Friedman really said this with a straight face to Dan Houser keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek it's not even the best Houser written story
>>216481971GOOD.
I'm just scared, Dutch. Some feller....down by the bayou....had his way with me.... can't even fart right no more.....
>>216481971You sir, are a fish
>>216481797I want my daughter blacked raw
You keep misgenderin' folk, Dutch
>>216481797KWAB
People who want live action RDR genuinely disgust me.
>>216481797people who are still expecting gta6 to be anything except the most globalist slop ever generated in human history will be so disappointed.of course their pr and diehard consumer goys will defend it till the end of time.
>>216482644goy is a jewish term. every time you use it you just look like a jew
>>216482644It already sold billions having a female playable character.
threesome with sadie and mary beth
>>216482853She ain't like that.
Never happening. Take two/ Rockstar are greedy but they have more integrity than Bethesda somehow.
>>216481901Doesn't even top rdr1 ya fuckin clown
>>216482048I think dan rates the gta 4 story highest. its a very obvious lock stock / snatch rip off at points, but I still agree. that or rdr1.
>>216482689"A" female character. she isnt the main character. I agree with you, but you are ignoring the jacked white guy 80% of players will use
>>216481901>do heist>fuck up>repeat >dutch goes insane for some reason, trusting an obvious snake over his surrogate son10/10, truly has no equal
>just you?
>>216483069RDR1's story is highly elevated by it's admittedly great ending, the rest of the story is kinda just ok
>>216481901Prestigious statement
>>216483142it was more the promise of a prequel for me. hearing about how fucked up the gang was got me hyped. then we got the most civil gang of outlaws imaginable. kinda tainted the entire first 80% of rdr1
>>216481797>>216481901Let's be honest. we really should have been playing as the odriscrolls
>>216483142The snake oil sales man side stuff is great.
>>216483163True
>>216483172No I don't want to be Irish
>>216483133Dutch got a bad knock on the noggin during the tram crash and was under a lot of pressure. It adds up.
>>216481918Where did this meme come from
>>216481797>I'm afraid>seconds ago he was massacring young US soldiers just doing their job>goes on to kill hundreds of lawmen mission after mission after thisVideo games are gay
>>216483647arthur somehow has modern sensibilities despite being a 19th century orphan raised by prostitutes and criminals to be a thief and a killer, which lends itself to these kinds of jokes
>>216481918Based. RDR2 is trash.
>>216483859This really got comically exaggerated in the last third of the game when you slaughter 100s of pinkertons every mission. Arthur had a higher killcount than master chief by the end of it.
>>216481901revenge is .... le .... BAD?
>>216483952You're a good man Arthur Morgan
John's death was a million times better and I wish 2 never existed to character assassinate him.
>>216484037>character assassinate him.How?
>>216481918literally lying.Beat the game 2 times and only thing you brain rotted retards might find upsetting was the Course of True Love III, but at the end of the day it was all so the gang could get the Civil War gold.
>>216483163I was expecting the Wild Bunch meets Blood Meridian
>>216481901Will always be Warcraft 3
>>216483859>massacring young US soldiers>goes on to kill hundreds of lawmen based I'm afraid
>>216484094You're the one lying.When Bill or Micah fuck up Arthur is all "How do dare you, you stupid low IQ inbred white trash!!!", but when Sadie acts emotionally and kills someone in front of a dozen cops and blows the gangs cover he goes "Haha Sadie, feisty that one. You go girl."
>>216481797Watch me poo Arthur. There's corn in the poo.
Ludonarrative dissonance: The Game.
I miss this guy so much
>>216483291He was always like that, he was just good at hiding it until that point. It was obvious even when Uncle called him out how he wants to be a king.
>>216481918The first game had a prominent character whose only purpose was mocking creationists and scientific racism
>mission failedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8YTvHHfzd0Fuck this game
>kills the entire town of Saint Denis after losing $0.65 at the poker table
>>216481805the first had way more kino moments that were also way less dramatic, it was just good cowboy story
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