>And who has a better story than Bran The Broken
>>216482769Needed a laugh track, literal comedy gold.
They pussed out on Tyrion's storyline fr
>>216482795How does his story end in the books?
>>216482769>And who has a looser bussy than Bran the Gaped?
pretty much everyone else, little faggot never even warged a dragon
>>216482801By the end of a Dance with Dragons, he's announced that he has a GRAND plan to meet Dany. that's the last he's mentioned. He still hasn't met Dany
>>216482859Wtf, that fat fuck only has two books left and his main characters still haven't met up
>>216482871He said on his blog that Trump winning the election soured his mood to continue writing.
Doesn't literally everyone have a better story?>fell from the tower>escape and wander the wild for a lot of time>finds some cave and merges with some oracle so now he knows about everything he missed
>>216482769>”it should be illegal to cast dwarves in fantasy roles”>plays a dwarf in game of thrones
>>216482769>And who has a better story than Buck The Broken
>>216482769How about the fucking guy that actually turned out to be the legitimate fucking heir to the throne?
>>216483300That's the joke anon, well done, you got it.
>>216483364it was a small step for mankind, but a large step for me
Why not Jon if the unsullied were just to fuck off anyway
>>216483324>>216483402
>>216482769considering that this is a part of grrm's planned ending how would he make it work?
>>216482871Every time he writes a few chapters, Putin sneaks into his house and deletes the documents. Part of Russian hybrid warfare on the West.
>>216483805lol
>>216482801Every story apart from Sansa's ends on massive cliffhanger and that's only because Sansa hasn't done anything since end of book 3
>>216485173Sansa's ends on kind of a cliffhanger. Littlefinger has revealed that he is going to marry her to Harry the Heir, making her and not the Boltons the legitimate power in the north
>>216483339they were constantly talking about breaking the weel instead of keeping it spinning, did you miss that?
Sorry targfags, your time is up
>>216482769>And who has a better story than Bran The BrokenUh... how bout the royal heir you just murdered in cold blood? She had a pretty good "story"
>>216482801>end...anon
>>216485805HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>216482859he meant that in the books he comes super edgy after the trialhe's always talking about how the only thing he wants is to rape and murder cercei, he becomes very abusive with whores and slaves when before he had white knight syndrome and is generally a cunt to everyone
>>216486024*becomes
>>216482910based
>>216482769Technically every story in ASoIaF is Bran's because he manipulated events for everything to happen the way it did.
>The story, Sansa, it was beautiful
>>216482769Jon and Tyrion had better stories. What were they thinking with this line
>>216482801Literally the same, sans the retarded """jokes""", GRRM told the two kikes how he wants everything to end but he didn't tell them how he's going to reach the ending, so the talentless hacks improvised and fucked up the entire series
>>216485879>I'm going to pretend like actual shit tastes delicious to spite some imaginary stan woman
>>216485545Shut up, you retarded faggot.
>>216487408Don't call him that
>>216482910Which one?
Despite the memes, I still don't know what anyone's tax policy was in this setting
>>216482801It's more about how much he talks about wanting to rape and kill Cersei while he's in Essos.
>>216487434Shut up, you retarded faggot.
>how did the time travelling god become the ruler?>it was HER turnGet rekt faggots I'm fucking off into the wilderness to be free of your endless bullshit.
>>216485173>>216485383
>>216487461This is bully-free zone, please stop that
>>216482801He rides a pig and hangs out with a tranny and a really smelly fat guy, or something.
>>216482801>story >end>the bookshuh??????
>>216487470It's not time travel, stupid
>>216487470What's next from your mouthbreathing idiot cretins, the mysterious prince of Dorne good, because at least he isn't a woman? Or maybe lord Bronn the quipping of the Reach, because le girlboss Olenna got btfo in the process?
>>216482769The moment television died
>>216487549hope they read this, bro!
>not acting out alternate stories with Sansa and Arya in AI chatIdiots missed the bus and now they won't be able to get on it again for the next decade.
>>216487590>I am willing to lap up the most ill-conceived trite ever conceived by man with a smile as long as a fictional woman gets gotYou have internet-induced brain damage.
>>216487549Can't even hear you over all my freedom and wildling pussy. Enjoy solving your self created problems though.
>>216487631That's actually Tormund dropping flanderized reddit remarks you can't hear me over.God late stage game of thrones was shite.
>>216487657It became shit halfway through s1, tourist
>>216487549Olenna Tyrell went out on her own terms you filthy casual.She drank poison while mocking Jamie for not knowing she was the one who killed Joffrey.
>>216487774It became shit when the antagonist from the prologue does nothing for half the story. Seeing all the retarded soap opera nonsense lead to disappointment for all who enjoyed it was cathartic.
>>216482795Tyrion's Dance chapters are the worst in the entire series. Feast and Dance, a small handful of chapters notwithstanding, are complete and total dog shit and were so bad they killed the series. Everything the show cut deserved to be cut. I'm convinced most ASOIAF book purists have not actually read the books and just scanned the wiki, then use cut characters and storylines as a cudgel against the TV show to obfuscate their REAL complaints that Jon/Dany didn't become le chosen one xD and then bring peace to the land by defeating the Dark Lord with the power of friendship.
>>216487446The 2000 election when Trump ran for the first time, that's when he stopped writing.
>>216483322he speaks from experience
>>216489038Nonsense Quentyn Martell is alive and will sit on the Iron Throne with all three dragons by stoy's end
