How do you respond?
>>216484258Sorry, my mom taught me not to scew over the retarded
>>216484258I don't fuck ayylmaos
Fuck it why not. We’re dead either way
>>216484258"NO, THANKS. I PREFER READING PLATO, GO TO THE GYM OR BUILD A HOUSE".
>>216484258>>216484258>>216484258Second thread made because shills got called out again
>>216484258No
>mfw I try this and get thrown in jailTV lies?
>>216484305Reddit reply.
>>216484258yeah, but not with you
>>216484258I'm too old and fat for sex these days. Just let me watch you piss and shit.
>>216484258Okey dokey
>>216484258No, I'm volcel
>>216484258Sorry, I just masturbated, can't get it hard that fast. You can suck it flaccid tho.
>>216484258Rape me that guy sang
>>216484258Imagine the sloppy BJ with those frog eyes just looking up at me and only me with my massive hard throbbin white cock in her mouth holy diamonds will be had on this fine day my brothers
>>216484258"No, I've spent far too many years jerking off for hours a day and now I can't stay hard for more than a minute or two, even if I'm having sex with a sexy woman. My dick is completely broken now and can pleasure no woman. I can only make excuses about 'being stressed' or having whiskey dick so many times."And then I pull out my flaccid cock and jerk off to Sydney Harwin mommy videos or Proxy Paige extreme anal after she's gone to sleep.
>>216484258
>Oh, anon, your tongue feels so good on my frussy
>>216484258"Your eyes are too big and it is unsettling"
>>216484258Would be half naked before she took her next breath
>>216484258I'm too busy writing poetry
>>216485590
>>216484258>Orion's Belt...
>>216485621>I CAN TASTE THE TANGY KANSAS CITY BARBECUE>I CAN TASTE IT
>>216485621Why ate comic characters alway so god damn ugly
>>216485621>The armor stays ON during sex
>>216484258Okie dokie
>>216484298Maybe a little motivation, anon? .....*peep*
>>216485691
>>216484258Brian Peppers eyes
>>216484258no one will watch your retarded show, ranjeetyou can stop making those threads
>>216484258I'll pass
>>216485957See you when season 2 airs
>>216484258No thanks froggy
>>216484258Your big bug eyes, my cock.
>>216485721*barfs*
>>216485468absolute patrician
>>216485734Fuck I love Ultimate Professor X, scammer and gaslighter
>>216484258cum in my pants
>>216484258you mean use my cock?
>>216484258>YesI think its cool because that's how some of the female characters acted in the game. like in the second game you can convince on vault girl scientist to have sex with you to increase the diversity of genes in their population.they were raised beliieving they need to breed to repopulate America. they dont have the same taboo about sex we do now. plus she was raised in a vault and is autistic
>>216484258It ain't no fun if the fratres can't get none.
>>216486974I don't think you barfed, anonymous. I think a little blood rushed to your penis and the making of an erection began to blossom in your pants.
>>216487389go check her boobs on google. You will barf too
>>216485721where is this from?
>>216484258I'm Irish and an English girl back in college asked me that but when we actually did go to bed she changed her mind as she said I was too cute and adorable and innocent to have sex with and that she would feel guilty having sex with me as she didnt want to corrupt me and then she took a brush out of her handbag and started brushing my hair and saying I was her baby and she also started putting sweets in my mouth. True story.
>>216485468>>216487014disgusting germans
>>216487638Well, she definitely didn't view you as a man. That much is clear.
>>216485590God bless goofy girls
>>216487663She did before we went to bed. She was all over me all the time feeling me up and whatnot.
>>216484258"I did until you asked."
>>216487531You know you love it
>>216487638she saw the anime posters in your room and realized you were mentally a child
>>216487740I hate anime though. Also I was in her bedroom.
>>216487638This actually sounds better than sex to me. I can goon anytime I want, but having someone to take care of me and cherish me is totally on another level. I was going to say that you should have married her but I bet you didn't because you're der coomer fag.
>>216487713>>216485721God I love her so much. where are these coming from, does she actually post them herself?
>>216484258>Yes but not with an annoying weird looking hag like you
>>216485721>flat as a pancakeWhy bother
>>216487638Im English and my first gf was with an irish single mother who had two dozen sexual partners and sucked my cock the first time I met her.Life is strange sometimes.
>>216488904She has a vagina
>>216485468Lmao most based reply>>216486094>Beer and shot of whiskeyA guy she is with took this pic didn't they?
>>216484258I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.
>>216484258>Shit... They got a white man's series greenlit... What do we do?>Put a woman in it!>Not good enough, make her lesbian>Not good enough, HAVE HER FUCK A NIGGER IN THE FIRST EPISODE!!!>I'M IN CHARGE HERE!!!
No, whore.The exact moment I put the show down. Sex and exploding cock talk isn't mentioned in fallout games
>>216487713Wow so she really is a degenerate nasty whore
>>216489239Like most British women
>>216484298you don't get to choose, timmy
White women are only ever this sexually forward to black men, to the point where most decent looking black men have been harassed and fetishised. It's very gross.
>>216484258As long as we don't have to watch your shitty show.
>>216489217>Sex isn't mentioned in fallout gameslying piece of shitand no, I don't watch shitty game adaptations but still
>>216485721>>216487713wow! she's so le quirkyshe's so not like those other girls
>>216484258Only after we get married
>>216484258I couldn't, I wouldn't be fit to, she's full of shit too.
>>216485590*floaca
>>216484258Okey Dokey Ms. Froggy
>>216484258>no, I want you to sit on my face while I eat your asshole
>>216485600"Your eyes are too big and your tits are too small.""Oh, what next? My elbows are too pointy?""No. Fuck off.">>216487713Quelle une horologist!
>>216484258reminder that she asked this to a negroid
>>216489481bnwo bros... we cannot stop winning
Back in high school a girl quite literally said to me "I think we should fuck" right to my ear and somehow I managed to reply with some form of "h-haha that's crazy" and continue talking about some random bullshit as if she said nothing at all.Kissless virgin to this day
>>216484258I saw one guy review the show and he had a meltdown crying that it was le woke feminist role reversal for a semi-religious boy scout to be slightly chaste
>>216484314>PLATO>abstinencepseud, Plato would plap
Girls in college always thought I was gay because I didnt like it when they touched me.
>>216484258Yes, bend over and make my cock explode.
>>216484258>Die mutant!>Vaporizes
>>216488904Frog eyes.Frog pussy.
>>216484258ok
>>216484258no, I don't fuck coal burners, whore frog.
>>216484258Not with a frog...
>>216485590Once I hooked up with a girl with a major tongue fetish. Just the thought of someone's tongue on her was enough to turn her pussy into a fountain. Eating her out was always a ticket to loud, shouting, orgasms.She would shout shit like "lick my dirty pussy" and "taste me". So I figured there was a bigger kink component going on. One day I was going down on her and decided to surprise her with ass licking and she basically collapsed into a screaming, shuddering, mess. She was never the same after that and would beg for it every time.
>>216490201nosejob bitch
She's kinda like of you made a zoomer version of Keira Knightley hence why she is a less attractive version of Keira but she still looks pretty hot.
>>216485603I'd assume it was some kind of trick. It's just weird. I the man am supposed to pursue her the female frog not the other way around.
>>216485668Based and over their head pilled
>>216484258...I drive.
>>216485468It’s the same for me ever since I started taking SSRIs. No longer interested in sex but I’ll watch gore and coprophagia vids for hours.
>>216487610Fallout season 2
>>216489217Well there was that one time where the Lone Wanderer Survivor Sole became a fluffer in Fallout 2. He wasn't canonically gay but 20 caps is 20 caps.I spent months defending Fallout after the show came out only to realize that I really was viewing the franchise through rose tinted goggles. I dare you to go back and play Fallout 1 instead of just member berries it.
>>216484258I would do a quirk chungus dance, a 360 and moonwalk away
