I'm trying to marathon Planet of the Apes franchise and Linda Harrison ruins it for me.She is so beautiful it hurts. Looking at her splendor, and realising I will never have a woman like that fills me with despair.
>>216484803Relax she's only in the first movie and maybe also the second one I think.
>>216484828I forced myself through the first one, but she's still in the beginning of the second one.
>>216484941The second movie has a hilarious, balls to the walls ending. Soldier on.
Love the originals, enjoy the ride and yes she is truly beautiful.Its just the mystery surrounding her, OP. If she had more dialogue she would become uninteresting as many people and things become the more exposure you have.Familiarity breeds contempt or something along those lines.Take this and use this to your advantage in the future, always say less than necessary, make yourself le mystery man, start wearing a trench coat and fedora.
>>216484803It's even more based because her character is dumb as a box of rocks.
>>216485310All women are, think about how many articles of clothing they buy.
>>216485067>>216485310Yeah, her being mute and trying to express herself with face adds to the charm.Hngh...
>>216484803You are looking at it the wrong way, OP.There are 8 billion people on this planet. That is an insane amount, meaning there are many young Linda Harrisons out there. They may not be next door to you, but they are out there. But you will never find even one of them if you wave the flag of defeat before you even try.People today have been spoiled by getting what they want at the touch of the button on the internet. Nobody TRIES and makes an effort to get things, people just want things fast with no effort now. You have to get out of that mindset.
>>216484803Cant you watch movie and goon at the same time?
>>216486909I'm trying my best, but it appears I just lost my mojo with age.>>216486946No way, incel despair hits way harder after I coom.
Movie is pretty cool
weak man... weak
>>216485067>If she had more dialogue she would become uninteresting as many people and things become the more exposure you have.ThisThe best cure for the despair that inceldom incurs is just talking to women at length, about anything. If you have any female coworkers or friends, try to earnestly listen to them prattle on about whatever banalities constitute their day to day life and tell me that you still consider them to be some kind of ethereal, magical creature you could never touch
>>216488972But I love their banal and childish prattling.
>>216484803Go to Asia or South America and fuck hot bitches. You do have money, don't you?
>>216489213I want love though.
>>216488972>BPDemon ex-gf>made actual fucking 'kee~!' anime soundsshe was beautiful as hell, i was like a moth to a flame (mea culpa). but damn, it felt like she was constantly trying to impress people. there was nothing beneath the surface.
>>216489729>made actual fucking 'kee~!' anime soundsHorrible cringe
how did this retard not sooner figure out that he was on earth. the sun/moon and stars should have been a pretty good hint if he ignored that life/plants/animals are exactly like were on earth besided the role reversal between apes and humans
>>216484803>>216486821>>216486946>>216487191>>216489213You are a jeetcel rapist. Nature itself does not want you to reproduce.
>>216489743monke smart, human not.
>>216484803She is very hot in that movie. I think I would rather have her as a mate living in a ape world than live in this world where Im working 40 hours a week, Im single sitting at my computer every weekend, and the choices for available women all weigh about 200 lbs and already have one or two kids :(
>>216489797How come white woman desire brown men then???
>>216489743Yeah, I can handwave all that, but APES SPEAKING AMERICAN ENGLISH?! This is fucking stupid and in the book protagonist had to learn monkey language.>>216489797Stop trying so hard, tourist.
>>216489806omg this pic I'm going to die
>>216489861jeetcel rapist confirmed
>>216489829not the jeetcelsno one wants to fuck goblins
not that hard to cope when you never experienced any of ityou might as well tell me I'm missing out on flying through clouds on top of fire breathing dragons, yeah sounds cool but I'm so far removed from it that I can't even imagine it
>>216490249>>216490274The word you're looking for is currycel, dumb newfag.
>>216489861Movie would have been ruined if it was in ebonics.
I want to protect her from monkeys
>>216484803>Linda HarrisonShe's beautiful. They don't make them like that anymore Anon
>>216484803>>216484941You think women would toss your salad back then?
>>216484803I stopped watching movies because it hurts too much when I see the characters kissing, or engaging in any kind of romance really.Is this how normies feel about rape scenes?
If you become enough of an alcoholic you can look at any woman and feel absolutely nothing. In fact you start to not feel anything at all.
she’s one of the most attractive characters of any movie ever
>>216491245I'm slowly becoming one
>>216491371You'll be there when you realise you would rather drink until your dick doesn't work than actually have the chance at getting laid, that's when you are free.
>>216484803This is basically why I don't watch modern tv anymore, too many spontaneous sex scenes
>>216484803>She is so beautifulActually, many girl orangutans are also beautiful and they have cute wool, reducing the need for regular spending to buy clothes.
>>216485032>The second movie has a hilarious, balls to the walls endingHoly hell you didn't lie. It like a punch in the face.
>>216493026Hey there red lanterns that's a fine set of technical dubs.Here's a Spinning Lariat and you'd better have your shit together by sundown local.
>>216493112>word salad;_; do you actually need meds, anon?
