If you didn't think AI was cancer before, lo and behold.
>>216485008Joey get autoblow
>>216485008Well I download my kinos. (il)legally.So I still don't have a problem with ai.
This is unironically better than watching a movie and having 10 different ad breaks thoughbeit.
this is retarded on different leveles>bro let's just inject things that weren't there in the original script but it feels natural so it's not a problem broI know the average golem will settle and enjoy this (they also deserve it for not knowing what is a filesystem what is a torrent) but damn
I hate the Anti-Christ.
>>216485058It fucking isnt though because its going to be designed to be as distracting and attention grabbing as possible.
>>216485058>you wanna play rough ok, I'll play rough, say hello to the new flavors of Coca'Cola Cherry plus, hmmmm this hits the spotYou actually think they're gonna be subtle?
>>216485008LINK IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTIF THE POST YOU'RE LINKING IS A FUCKING VIDEOLINKTHEFUCKINGPOST
>>216485122>>216485145>no because [speculation]ad breaks are already as distracting and attention grabbing as it can be because it's quite literally stopping the movie for themno legs on your argument
>>216485154It's not worth watching, it's just retarded engagement bait so a brown person can make $1.73 from twitter views
>>216485154https://x.com/xai/status/1997875236415676619
>>216485058how about not watching any ads?
>>216485263What's stopping you from buying a ticket to the kinoplex?
The future of AI is sloppification of every piece of media. Not only ads, but also you will pay to for example replace one actor with another, it already works pretty well in some cases. Streaming services will live update classics etc. with what is currently progressive and up to modern sensibilities so if you want to watch LotR, prepare for full RANGZ cast as the only available version.
>>216485202We used to get no ad breaks. we don't have to have ai slop and product placement. good consoomer I guess
>>216485202Shut the fuck you dumb fucking retard/grimey kike. Both are bad but at least one is entirely fucking separate and doesnt fuck with what youre watching.There isnt a chance in hell that its going to be kept to minor background shit. Just like existing product placement is, itll often be extremely jarring and awkward and not fit into the fucking movie/show at all.Somethings just dont fucking mix and you shouldnt ever try to
>>216485008>>216485228Shit FIRE
can you prompt things to the ads?like make sydney sweeney drink a pepsi can in a sexy way or something before she continues with the scene?
>>216485279OP's pic is the tv show friends saar
>>216485202>seamlessCan't wait to see Gandalf eat a bag of doritos
>>216485287>no retort>more speculationlol, can't help but laugh at cucks like you now suddenly defending ad breaks"doesn't fuck with what you are watching" my ass
>>216485058This poojeet is retarded enough to watch ads
>>216485228i burst out laughing when he held up the coke can i cant lie
>>216485303What's stopping you from buying the DVD or Blueray or whatever?
>>216485052>kino>>216485092>I hate the Anti-Christ.Are you sure you guys aren’t AI? You literally have no distinct personality as an individual. Your entire concept of self expression is just parroting words and phrases you heard other people use. Totally mindless. Not even sentient life forms.
is that a PS Vita?
>>216485337what's stopping them from not using indian looking ai ads in old tv shows? I can't think of any reason someone would defend this except the obvious
This kinda make sense in some use cases, most movies from the 80s onwards had product placement. If McDonald's comes to Warner Bros/Netflix and says we'll give you some money to replace the Burger King with a McDonald's, who really loses? Except maybe burger king? But obviously fully generated scenes is retarded.
>>216485008[IZZAT GAINED]
>>216485382>what's stopping them from not using indian looking ai ads in old tv shows?ads existed before AIwhy don't you answer the question, though? you want to watch Friends free of ads of any kind, you can just buy the DVD, so what's stopping you?
>>216485008>after several years of people telling you what would happen, you only now realise it's jewish schemes attempting to ruin society more
>>216485370you posted a wojak just to complain. whatever you are is inferior to an actual mindless automaton. your entire concept of self expression is just exisential wailing because you were born you and it isn't fair.
>>216485008>you were born just in time to watch Vito Corleone awkwardly pause in the middle of the first scene in GF1 to grab a Fleshlight and stare at the screen for a few seconds
>>216485316Ads as they are can be ignored, and most people do, you can do something else while they play. Of course this is a problem for advterisers so they are the ones who want to change this. Or the fucking jeets who made this shitty program because they also have zero standards and just want to make a quick buck. Youre so fucking transparent its embarresing, stop making society worse you fucking parasite.
>>216485008>Watching Taxi Driver>Travis puts away his Hitachi Max Fleshlight to grab his gun and have a monolouge infront of the mirrorWOW HES JUST LIKE ME
>>216485228
>>216485412dvds decay I just pirate and keep backups. is this ur entire cope? shitty indian ai advert project is actually good because you can avoid it? the creators name is krish garg anon. post hand
>>216485555>you can do something elseBut I want to watch a movie, which is why I was watching a movie to begin with.You are literally moving the goalposts at this point.
>>216485586>I just pirateSo why do you care about this then? You don't watch ads to begin with.
>>216485689>yes saar just let ai ruin all future media saar>just keep consooming saarI don't pirate because I feel like it retard. It's the only option to avoid shit like this
Do you guys remember in the second Ghost Rider movie, the one that kind of sucked, the secondary bad guy dies and gets resurrected with the power to cause anything he touches to rot and decay? That's how I think about pajeets
>>216485733>shit like thisShit like something that is not even a thing yet? Why do you need to avoid something that hasn't happened yet?To no one's surprise it turns out that you are the third world brownoid that copes and pretends like his piracy tendencies are morally driven.
>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Buy one get one free deals on Black Friday. I watched C-series OLEDs go for 40% off at BestBuy. All these deals will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to buy.
>>216485058Joey stop eating all of my delicious KFC chicken! Now I have to order more on my KFCnow! App. The Family Meal including 5 free biscuits is only 22.99 plus tax. Fat Monica would love that!Seamless integration
>>216485280Jarvis, replace all actors in The Matrix with a fully nude, completely drunk Emma Watson
>>216485673No, im not. All of my points have fucking merit and you have yet to say anything substantive against them.
>>216485793Kek
>>216485825Joey stop*ad break*delicious KFC chicken! Now I have to order more on my KFCnow! App. The Family Meal including 5 free biscuits is only 22.99 plus tax
>>216485793
We've regressed as a society.
>>216485832Wrong on all accounts.
>>216485145SAY HELLO TO MY DUNKACINNO
>>216485780Kek are you seething because I don't give hollywood money? "Shit like this" refers to anti consumer practises. Like ai slopifcation and obscene amounts of advertising whilst paying more than ever. you're on goyslop defence duty today, it seems.
>>216485793This floored me. can't believe retards are defending this concept. The scarface blimp is gonna say "temu: live like a billionaire"
>>216485008
>>216485944>anti consumer practisesBut you already stated you are not a consumer?And, again, buying physical media already gets rid of the 'anti consumer' practices to begin with.On top of it, the random TV channel playing ads is not anti-consumer because they are providing a movie at no cost.Your argument is weak and nonsensical.
>AIbros re-invent ancient chilean technology https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfRjN3txdM
>>216485673>>216485843The difference is that with ai ads you dont get to enjoy what you intended to watch at all, instead of the ad breaks you can ignore, and enjoying your show separately, now youre just watching a series of blantant ads hamfisted into the show. It couldnt encapsulate the word "slop" any better. anything of worth that once existed is now inseperably mixed with shit and youve fucking ruined it.I hate even having to push against this shit as now I have to defend fucking ad breaks which I should of never had to do, but here youve actually managed to come up with something much worse.I knkw this may be a foreign conceot to indians, but try making something that is purely useful and good for the world, instead of stealing tools made by others, and then using it to fuck with other peoples works. Keep your fucking hands out of other peoples shit until you learn what it means to be a good human.
>>216486023>ad breaks>you can ignoreStopped reading there.
>>216485008you think you hate them but you don't, you don't hate them nearly as much as you should>whoyou know who
>>216486020Its always third worlders who dont understand and respect the integrity of art
>>216485008>Luke, I am your Audible 30 day free trial
>>216486050the ads are art
>wow this makes me sick ads used to have so much soullmao you fucking retards have lost your minds
>>216486037In this case its Actually Indians.I think enough jews have enough respect for art that they wouldnt use this, theyll find other ways to fuck with you.
Browns pretending to be white while complaining about seeing ads is peak 2025.
>>216486120>jews have enough respect for art
>>216486066No, theyre ads, they exist to advertise. Besides, you dont paint your own art over existing art. Get your own fucking canvas. Again, I know these are foreign concepts to indians, but seriously you have to understand some basic philosophy and reasoning before you can take part in the world stage.
>>216485008what are they going to do for cancelled actors? imagine rewatching House of Cards and Kevin Spacey is brushing his teeth and looks straight into the camera and starts advertising tooth paste
>Here's an offer you can't refuse, two Pepsi products 12 packs for only 10.99. Including Pepsi Zero
>>216485008why are troons afraid of AI? Other than anime every bit of media is already total faggot slop and has been for 10+ years. AI will only improve things.
>>216486155They dont respect the viewer, they may make shit art tadgetted towards shit viewers and may even add in product placement in those low brow shows, but they arent going to fuck with some one elses creation is what I mean.To be clear, im not really defending anyone or any practice, all are definitevly bad, its just damage control to stop things from getting worse.
I thought the execution of this would be a lot smoother and more professional for winning the hackathon. It's like a script that goes >pause video>run prompt "holds up cola">resume video
>>216486020lol
>>216486230The indian has been bested, and like the jew, he evades and switches tactics
>>216485008>Watching Mr. Robot>a scene where Elliot wants to stop the explosion of an Ecorp building>Mr. Robot does everything in his power to prevent that>enters a room with a guy sitting at his desk>suddenly a quick flash of black screen >niggers enter the room and proceed to have violent gay sex with eachother while Elliot blacks out and the other guy watches in shock>they break everything afterwards, because niggers>quick flash of black screen again and that guy is seen against the wall scared shitless>Elliot leaves and hacks another computerThey can't keep getting away with this shit bros!
>>216486005I've purchased and consumed several products. Just nothing that will ever include this ai slop. nice try on the ai defence front, tho. you managed to shift the goalposts into piracy as a concept and what I do, not the laughable ai slop the threads about. I also wasn't critiquing ad breaks as much as stating we've had neither in the past. an ad break is much better than indian ai editing past /tv/
>>216486231>they arent going to fuck with some one elses creation is what I mean
>>216486296>I've purchased and consumed several products. Just nothing that will ever include this ai slop.Huh, interesting.A couple posts ago you said that you pirate to avoid anti-consumer practices. Yet you are now claiming that not only you are a consumer but when you have done it, it had no anti-consumer practices.Care to explain this odd contradiction?
>>216486194They'll replace the actor by then.
>>216485228Literally AIDS
>>216486296>you managed to shift the goalposts into piracyJust to clarify, it was you that started talking about piracy when I questioned you about why you were mad at this instead of buying media that doesn't have this.
>>216486341Yes, I buy stuff that doesn't have things i disagree with. What's hard to understand about that? I pirate the shitty vidya demakes because I already bought the better version. if my favourite tv show gets shitty ai ads on a streaming service, I'll pirate it. you're still goalpost shifting from the actual point. it looks terrible and is a terrible idea when it comes to preserving content. you said "buy dvds" but they decay. is your only way to avoid this ai slop just gonna be piracy?
>>216486435>I buy stuff that doesn't have things i disagree withSo why is this a problem exactly? Just buy the DVD/Blurays which don't have this, just like they don't have ad breaks.
>>216486374You asked me what was stopping me from buying the dvds. I said they decay, so I pirate and back up. I shifted the goalposts by answering your question? if dvds decay, then surely the original pre ai slop versions will go missing without piracy?
>>216486471Jesus christ, I understand your streets are filled with plastic, but dvds/blurays will eventually decay. some of us might wanna watch the original not ai slop version of a film in 50 years.
>oh look Joeys wearing those new Beats headphones that didn't fucking exist back then, better go get myself a pair right now!
>>216486477>I shifted the goalposts by answering your question?I shifted the goalposts when I didn't even mention it?>>216486506>decay>I said they decay, so I pirate and back upCurious. Why don't you buy the DVD/Bluray and back up?
>>216486535>Why don't you buy the DVD/Bluray and back up?so the answer is inevitably piracy when they all decay, right? I buy products i said that already, and I do back them up. I'm not watching anything with ai slop ads. -50 izzat for you
>>216485008jerry can actually get ipad now
>>216485052>Well I download my kinos. (il)legally.>So I still don't have a problem with ai.LMAO just wait. They will eventually start inserting these into bluray remasters, and they will be unavoidable.
>>216486527brb going to make Julius Caesar play Xbox
>>216485980every time
>>216486606If it decays but you already have a backup it doesn't matter now, does it?>I don't care about ads because I pirate>actually I pirate because of ads>actually, I don't pirate>actually, I pirate but only things that don't have ads (which is all physical media)>actually I pirate because decay>actually I could buy then backup from my legitimate buy but I don't because... huh... because if it decays then I will have to pirate anywaysYou are a walking moving-goalpost-contradiction.Why is it so hard for you to say that you pirate because you just do? lol
>>216486230ai gigachads are better than anything /tv/ related
>>216486662then you can ai generate them out
>you are now manually defending this
>>216485008A tsunami of AI shit is about to hit streaming services.Download, buy physical media. Move away from the streamslop platforms
>>216485008Heckin based. Anyone watching Friends on a streaming service should be raped to death.
>>216485980What if I’m not interested in anything?
>>216487034youtube skin smoothing ai shit is insanely disgusting to look at lol
>>216485980india on the moon!
>>216486155>Jem'Hadar woman>Jem'Hadar woman in StarfleetHuh?
>>216487196has anyone ever actually bought anything from an advert? I sure haven't in my life.
>>216487267I don't even mind it that much. It's the STD timeline. That's like 1000 years in the future. I'd assume that's enough time for them to unfuck themselves. If they're an uplifted and modified species like the space elf monkeys one could assume they'd want to go back to a natural life cycle eventually. Of course that doesn't really work if they're built the way they are from the ground up.Anyway, what I want to say is that I don't even mind the female Jem'Hadar that much. What I mind is that SHE IS FUCKING FAT. How the fuck is it even possible to be fat in the ST universe? With all the shit they can do fixing that would probably take 5 minutes. You'd have to deliberately choose to be fat. And who the fuck would do that?
>>216487028This shit is honestly still more organic than the shit in OP where a character is just inexplicably putting on headphones during a conversation or whipping out a can of Coke from nowhere before entering a cab.
>>216485370>You literally have no distinct personality as an individual.Neither do you, you only take it up the ass while because you were molested as a kid.
>>216487028AIjeets saw this and thought we needed more of it
>>216485793excellent
The best part in all of this is that this showcases how American entertainment is completely dead. It also makes all other alternatives, notably East Asian media and anime shine even brighter. A refusal to have ads in your media will soon become a mark of quality, same like how everything that has no AI is instantly seen as better (because it is.) American investors, private equity and all other crap will cram this shit into everything, rendering US media utterly irrelevant. AI is the final nail in the coffin.
>>216486210lmao
>>216485058Ads are never subtle anon. Modern media is a rotting corpse and the flies are old fat jews
