Deep Space Nine threadYou've watched it, right? You're not some kind of fake fan obsessed with gay cartoons, right?
No sex with Shran, that shit is gay as fuck
>>216485635that looks like a man who never did anything wrong
>>216485635first for fuck Odo
star trek sex with shran in sore-loser thread
Voyager is better than DS9.
Star Trek sex with 7 of 9 but I wear a full body condom and avoid her dead fish lips.
I haven't watched DS9 because it's a soap opera in space & that doesn't interest me in the least.
>>216485635
ATTENTION STAR TREK POSTERSIF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED THE ENTIRETY OF STAR TREK THE ORIGINAL SERIES, STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION, STAR TREK DEEP SPACE NINE, STAR TREK VOYAGER, AND STAR TREK ENTERPRISE, YOU ARE NOT A FAN OF STAR TREK AND ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO POST IN THIS OR ANY OTHER STAR TREK THREAD.ALSO, ADDITIONALLY -- IF YOU ARE A TRIPFAGGOT THAT IS A MALE-TO-FEMALE TRANSEXUAL, PLEASE TAKE YOUR STINKY GUNDAM POSTING AXE-WOUND TO A BOARD THAT IS MORE RECEPTIVE TO YOUR ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE AND CONSTANT ATTENTION WHORING!ALSO, I FUCKED MAJOR KIRA'S MOTHER.THAT IS ALL.
>>216485708>dog food is better than dog shitchecks out
>>216485741>if u have no life, only then do you meet my fan standardsWho exactly would you expect to get on board with your sad, pathetic nonsense?
I post in Gundam threads and I still haven't seen all of Turn A or Victory. Call /m/. Tell them.
>>216485690>>216485723>>216485732>>216485747>>216485765You sure are posting a lot in our thread instead of your gay cartoon one lol
star trek sex with shran
>>216485754You don't know what you're talking about and anybody who criticizes one of the core Trek shows while refusing to watch them is simply not welcome here for the same exact reason the LD tranny is not welcome.It was bad enough that you hated TOS for a bunch of vague generalities that you couldn't define (misogynistic? uh... it's dated?), but none of your excuses apply to VOY and you just say "Jeri Ryan is a slut" (lol).You are a pathetic fake fan, please never come back.
>>216485781Go watch Turn A you disgusting freak.
>>216485839No, I would rather finish Dunbine. Isekai is great.
>>216485682I wish they had used this effect again when the martok changeling got shot by like 50 klingons
>>216485732>>216485781>>216485886offtopic
>>216485816retard
Wow I can't believe the person whose entire fandom of Star Trek is based on two gay guys who aren't gay being shipped on tumblr might not be a real fan of the series
>>216485933
Remember those multiple times the toontroon would copy posts verbatim from the real thread to his offshoot thread, then go on 16 hour ban-evading tantrum when his threads got deleted? It reminds me of what Jake Sisko said in the episode Far Beyond the Stars: Nigger.
>>216485993Wise words
>>216485939star trek sex with morn
>>216485933Oh man god forbid we talk about good sci-fi cartoons for a change that would be so terrible.
>>>/co/
>>216486054If only there was a whole board for posting your retarded obsessionFuck off
Alright but which Kira would you rim first>Seasons 1/2 Kira>Seasons 3+ Kira>Intendant Kira>Iliana Ghemor>Prophet Kira>Anastasia Komananov>Kay Eaton?
>>216486082Pregnant Kira. Duh.
>>216485635>You're not some kind of fake fan obsessed with gay cartoons, right?i'm a totally normal fan obsessed with a certain not gay alien
>>216486082Intendant Kira > S3+ Kira > Iliana Ghemor > Anastasia > S1 Kira > Prophet Kira > Kay Eaton
>>216486097Sure, Weyoun isn't gay, but would you have sex with him? Would you have Star Trek Sex with Weyoun?
>>216486214yeah sure i'd have straight sex with him why not just for the experience. i'm sure it would be weird. but the last time I tried to talk about such things I got bullied.
>>216486252just make sure its not 7 that dudes weird
>>216486270yeah no, only 5
>>216485635I'll see you guys in the probert concept thread in a couple hours
Well looks like the LD thread fucking died LOLthat's too bad>>216486475>>216486475>>216486475
>>216486503oh no...anyway
>>216486503oh look at that almost like everyone on both sides of this thread war bullshit is a huge faggot who hates star trek
>>216486297probert deez nuts
>>216486563you forgot your punctuation and capitalization
>>216486082So superior its not even a contest
>>216485765>no lifeYou only have to watch each once lolI’ve seen every episode of DS9 a couple dozen times at this point
>>216486579sorry, *Star Trek
Based Starfleet CommandReminder that when this Pakled starts whining about "tyrannical disciplinarians", to notify The Admiralty (by using the bottom-most reason on the list) that he's criticizing the chain of command
Welp guess the mods want us to stay in here. Works for me as DS9 is based but I'm sure somebody who doesn't see this thread is just going to make a new /trek/ at some point
>>216486757eh its fine either way, we can make one after this unlike some generals most of us aren't autistic about it being named /trek/
>>216486802While that is true, well, I worry about some of our more retarded posters
can we just be honest that DS9 is the most fun Trek to talk about anyway and most of our actual discussion is about it anyway?
>>216486802>aren't autistic about it being named /trek/What if I had a friend who was? Asking for a friend.
>>216486830Imagine a rock opera about neelix
>>216486830Agreed.
>>216486846>What if I had a friend who was? You don't have friends. >Asking for a friend.No you're not. See above.
>>216485635I'm embarrassed to say I wasted 4 seasons worth of my life watching this shitty show. Luckily I'll never see another minute of it
Is it worth, ill give it a try. Got time to kill.
>>216486830we all know that, all real trek discussion is welcome but we will always default back to ds9 for obvious reasons
>>216486873it only really gets going once sisko gets goatee s3 but its still has some serious bangers before that
>>216486830I think that's mainly because of retards like BF who simply haven't watched anything else.I would gladly post about any other Berman Trek or TOS as much as I post about DS9. It's mainly because the people in these threads have somewhat limited knowledge and a lot of them haven't even seen everything.
>>216486846don't listen to angsty so|boylians, I'm sure you have many frens
>>216486910don't reply to me you fucking freak
>>216486873It's bretty gud. The main cast are almost all great, you're bound to love at least a couple of them.
>>216486930You can leave my thread at any time faggot
>>216486873you gotta watch up through season 4 until you meet the best character
>>216486910u sound mad
>>216486954I've been calling you a fake fan washed up anime club skank since your first discord and I just get more right every year somehowCongrats on the divorce
>>216486910I and many other anons have seen all of star trek countless times, I just prefer to talk about ds9, if anyone wants to discuss the other 4 then cool happy to join in. We've primarily been discussing ds9 since long before bf showed up. thats what brought the attention whore to this place in the first place, you faggot
>>216486830really how hard could it have been for quark to discretely get ahold of kira's transporter records or something to get all her exact measurements, instead of being really obvious about it and tipping her off? also isn't it illegal in the federation to snoop on or alter someone else's holodeck programs?
>>216486873People are without irony telling you that you need to watch 66 episodes, roughly 50 hours, worth of material before "things really get going". It's a fucking waste of time. But you'll probably do it anyway.
>>216486943>so obsessed with a tripfag and a troon he has to reply to a post attempting to actually discuss Star Trek and make it about them out of the clear blue skydon't reply to me you fucking freak
>>216486998This is why I stopped the Watchalong right here
>>216486996season 2 and even one still have plenty of great episodes, you idiot
>>216485635>You're not some kind of fake fan obsessed with gay cartoons, right?but I like TAS!
>>216486996I became enamored with the show almost immediately. There are definitely some characters who improve after a couple seasons (I didn't really like Bashir at first) and ones who join the show a bit later, who are an absolute delight. The base of the show is still a lot of fun, though.
>>216486991well he tried the being more discreet thing when he hacked into the personnel logs but he did that as a last resort so they were already on to him. but Odo would have noticed either way.
Favorite Ferengi episode?>https://youtu.be/Q4PC8Luqiws?si=BF3TpGWDSsXQuySe
>>216485635i am a conissuer of it yes
>>216487059house of quark
>>216487042Yeah they do if you're retarded
>>216487059Little Green Men and The Magnificent FerengiI don't think of The Ascent as a Ferengi episode so much as it is a Quark and Odo episode to me, but that one is up there for sure.
>>216487059hard to believe now that The Onion used to be genuinely funny.
>>216487059thats not a ferengi episode bf its a nog episode, the magnificent ferengi or even little green men or bar association are ferengi episodes.
speaking of Ferengi epsides I hate the Enterprise one. it's a fine episode and all it just feels anachronistic or something like a literal DS9 script that they just sharted out into a different show that did not fit at all.
>>216487102I miss Peter Rosenthal head film critic for The Onion
>>216487106also it's unrealistic that Archer is smart enough to use reverse psychology to emotionally manipulate an alien
>>216487059It's gotta be House of QuarkHowever you remain a fake fan and I remain obligated to remind you of that, you tranny shipping faggot
>>216485635Cardassians have so much aura. One of my favorite evil races for sure.
>>216487074would you date a terrorist, /trek/?
>>216487143She was running medical supplies to the terrorists, not a terrorist herself. I'm starting to think nobody in these threads has watched Star Trek, even DS9 which seems to attract the most casual, clueless fans.
>>216487143Yes.
>>216487050Bashir turns into the maudlin version of Hawkeye from MASH after he's revealed to be an augment.
>>216487126that was definitely something sisko would've done, archer well he just isn't up to it
>>216487168Well, you'll have a chance to date again soon!Of course, nobody wants a buck-toothed withered hag in her 30s who can't even keep a clean house or take care of her appearance!
>>216487164it was a joke anon, remember those?
>>216487186Girlfailure stock is on the rise atm.
>>216487076ok, you seem upset
>>216487126They were fucking with his dog, who is the only crewmember he actually cares about.
>>216487180Yeah I didn't like the gene enhancement stuff either. His friendship with O'Brien and his humbling in The Quickening were what endeared me to him.
>>216487221>ok, you seem upset
>>216487287so you are thats ok, just be honest about it.
>>216487252ok that doesn't magically make him cool and competent. he was very out of character in that episode.
>>216487020>letting 1 shitbird ruin everyone's fun
>>216487343It did make him competent though, his fear for his dog motivated him to wake up for one of the few times in the series and think. IRL the part was probably written for someone else but bakula took it over.
>>216487451out of anyone on the crew I could see Malcom pulling something like that off, he has the cynicism necessary to trick people like that.
>>216487216that time has gone and passedself improvement is on the rise
>>216487451considering the enterprise crew trip could've believably done that, not archer
Archer was a genius compared to his detractors
>>216487508his detractors were right, archer is retarded
excuse me is that a PB&J? NX01 crew confirmed for FUCKING toddlers
>>216487544>his detractors were retarded*ftfy
>>216487547Patrician taste
>>216487628>his detractors were slightly less retardedft, ftfy
>It's a Kira episode>It's a PREGNANT Kira episode
>>216487508>>216487544Both are correct. Archer was a retard, but he gets way more hate than he deserves. He was a good retard. The kind of retard you would let pet a bunny if you didn't care about keeping the bunny alive.
>>216487547also in this episode Krem didn't know what a Vulcan was that seems retarded and wrong. shouldn't Ferengi know about Vulcans?
>>216487655
>>216487680Why would they? They were on or past the edge on known space
>>216487744they're fucking pirates they would realistically be savvy about such things
>>216485741Based.
>>216487766why would they realistically be savvy about these things if they're past known space? that's like saying vikings would've known who the indigenous peoples were before traveling to nova scotia for the first time
>>216487766that makes no sense, space is big and they were idiots, also the fact that vulcans don't expand much is said over and over in ENT
>>216487810Ain't no one more based than you, baby. You're the GOAT.
>>216487851>if they're past known space?they aren't.
>>216487887yeah sure every alien race in Enterprise should be as ignorant about each other as humans are that really adds to the richness and believability of the world building it's great
>>216487890watch the show you are trying to discuss sometime
/trek/ is /back/!>>216487720
>>216487888Kaiju sized check on those digits fren.
>>216487924are you stupid? its early days, even the vulcans constantly say they have no idea what xyz species are, they know about the core races, andorians klingons tellerites etc, the ones further out they don't have any idea what they are. Have you actually watched the show?
>>216487962>blah blah blah Watsonian cope for Doylist complaintlearn to read
>>216487935/trek/ is right here, make a new thread once its done, wtf are you doing?
>ds9Bootleg b5
>>216487977excuse me? are you retarded? please actually watch a show before you try to discuss it
>>216487981Take. That. Back.
Is Voyager really worth a watch?
>>216488317i've been putting off watching it. i think Janeway seems cool
>>216488317watch it for the rare non-anime kuudere
>>216488317its worth it for the crew of schizophrenics and captain Insaneway making their way though uncharted space fucking shit up as they continue their voyage of the damned
>>216487890they are, you didn't watch the show
>>216487977you're literally having a doylist meltie when given a watsonian explanation, after complaining that there was no watsonian explanation, but there was and you were just a retard
>>216488592i wasn't complaining there's no watsonian explanation. you like actually can't read.
>>216485741Voyager and Enterprise?The OG series, TNG and DS9 are it for me. Star Trek ended there.
>>216488592>>216488602shut the fuck up you faggots muh watsonian muh doylist, no seriously fuck right the fuck off you zoomer tards
>Doylist>Watsonian>Voyager
>>216485635It really was the most progressive series of Star Trek before the modern cartoon
Why are you using retarded slang terms for actual literary criticism?
>mfw the crack in the middle of disc 7 of season 7 has progressed to the point where the disc wont play anymore
>>216489129because they're good terms and I like them more than "diagetic" and "exegetic"
>>216489163can't you fix those with toothpaste or something
>>216489228You're so young, it physically pains me.
>>216489208If TOS is classical, TNG is modern, and DS9 is post-modern can you really apply post-modern terms and theories to classical material?
>>216489263well yeah cuz I just did
>>216489277Sorry to bother you then, Professor Chomsky, and I am sorry about your friend Jeffery Epstien. ;_;
>>216488602you were. you should learn what words mean before you use them
>>216489263Because nothing came after ENT. Why wouldn't you use those terms?
>>216489384i wasn't. my complaint is here >>216487924why lie?
>>216489402yeah, that's you whining that these races should know who they are in-universe, which is a watsonian complaint, which is invalid, because there's a watsonian explanation for why they all don't know each other. you are retarded and im done talking to someone so retarded.
>>216486910I've watched TNG, VOY and DS9, not interested in ENT and TOS is just too outdated for me, sorry.Out of the three, DS9 is by far the best with TNG later seasons being a close second. I still like VOY but it's mostly dogshit if I'm being honest.I still respect everyone watching until ENT, everyone else can rot in hell.Thanks for reading my shitty blog post
>>216489452i literally taught you those words an hour ago stop pretending like you know what they mean
>>216489479wrong yet again retard
>>216489476>watching including ENT*
>>216489494complaining about how the decisions the writers made affect the world building is not a watsonian critique.
Why does TOS feel dated while 0079 makes me horny?
>>216489529>Why does TOS feel datedit doesn't.
>>216489547Explain>t. Never watched TOS
>>216489566everything about it except the visuals from a technical standpoint, are timeless. the way you can get immersed in it makes it not feel dated.
>>216489525not what you said by your own admission >>216487924
>>216489613The retro sci-fi visuals are literally the best part. Why are people so afraid of primary colors after the year 1985?
>>216489671what happened in 1985?
>>216489753I went back to the future and fucked your mom.
>>2164896711985 is when primary colors got amped up, poser. The world went black and gray in 1997.
>>216488317If you really want more Trek it's alright. Theres a handful of great episodes. It's main problems are wasted potential, inconsistent writing and long stretches of mediocrity.It's not offensively bad, just meh, but if you need the trek feeling it does just enough
TOS is a more intelligent show than MSG.
>>216485723>it's a soap opera in spaceIt's not melodramatic, drawn out or repetitive though. Much of the appeal of Star Trek is that it has self-contained stories each episode (not every DS9 episode is like this but most are)
>>216489855What the fuck happened in 1997? The Matrix was 1999.
>>216489919Interview with the Vampire was 1994 and grunge got popular in 1992 so what the fuck is your point bitch
>>216489979When did sci-fi go from retro sci-fi to what we have now where everything looks like a minimalist Apple store?
>>216489848thank you father
>>216490032It was a slow, grotesque transformation from grimdark Alien (1979) to 90s cheese edge like Lost in Space (1998) until it hit full on Apple store aesthetic around the time of Star Trek (2009).
Kill Worf. Kill Worf. Kill Worf.
You have to admit that the Federation should use piloted robots for research, industry and battle.
>>216490575This is addressed in the episode of TOS where they test AI to pilot The Enterprise. It's SOVLESS.
>>216487216lol. girls don't self reflect like this. they just monke branch or call you fag for not giving them dick or money
>>216490674A piloted robot doesn't use AI
>>216485708>Put Pagliacci, I am Doctor
>>216490703
>>216485635Odo's voice cuts through me like Neelix's... it'll always be a struggle to try and get through.
>>216487059Profit and Lace
>>216490694saar please to be reading comprehension saar
>>216490735Ironic
>>216490776how do you think the thing balances or knows how to translate input into movement anon
>>216490864You're not even having the same conversation
>>216491207concession accepted
